Whenever someone insults you, and it's true, agree with them. They will either leave you alone, or end up looking like a retard because they can't think of anything good to say.

It says that the trial is supposed to expire, but it never does. A little pop-up will appear every time you use it, but just click cancel and it will go away.

2 slices of Italiano brand White Bread
2 slices of proshutio or whatever it's called\
5 slices of well-aged cheddar
1 can of white tuna in olive oil
Jack Daniel's mustard
HP Steak Sauce
Tobasco Sauce
Bacon Caesar Dressing

It sounds disgusting, but trust me, it's delicious.

You can't B/P too much. It's a good thing, not a bad thing.

Isn't Gothclawz the guy who hates people that fart?

Souls don't exist, so if I sold my soul, I would be trading nothing, for something. So yes, I would, for a substantial sum of money or something valuable.

At 5/26/08 08:48 AM, the-avenger5 wrote:

At 5/26/08 07:47 AM, IrishChrisman wrote:

At 5/26/08 05:32 AM, kaiser-d wrote: -The Canadian economy is more stable than ours.

No are economy fluctuates. The Ontario (and maybe other) auto sectors are in the toilet, agriculture is fluctuating.

4 bucks a milk carton! Is that stable for you?!

Our milk comes in bags.

Abraham. Without him, there would be no Jews, Christians, or Muslims. I don't need to kill anyone else.

At 5/20/08 07:45 AM, Stevezor wrote: Gotta fly me down there to bash in some emos.

Best Idea I've heard all day. C'mon guys, grab something blunt and head for Mexico. There's emo-smashin' to be done!

I'd save Genghis Khan, Hitler, and Julius Caesar. Then I would put them in a big room and make them fight to death. I'd bet on Genghis, but Hitler has a chance if he brought his sidearm, and Caesar might be able to pit the others against eachother and then finish off the winner, so it really is anyone's game there.

"All Systems Normal. Beginning Entry Preparations. Engage Drills 1-5. Countdown Iniatalized. 5,4,3,2,1...INSERT!"

Aren't you the guy who hates people that fart?

I like it when there is graffiti in the bathroom. Reading it helps me urinate.

The Internet: Natural Selection is back, and this time, he's pissed!

I'd grab the shotgun, rifle, sword, and pistol and go looting, maybe kill a couple terrorists, but mainly looting.

At 5/14/08 06:39 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Apparently there isn't a user called Jewgrounds either.

There is now!

Great, I'm hungry now. Thanks a lot, asshole.

At 5/14/08 05:41 PM, Fim wrote: dont joke about rape, just get out there and do it ! :D

Well said!

All Mac users are my enemy. I shall hunt them all to the ends of the Earth. They may run, they may hide. But I will always follow them, for I need neither rest, nor sustenance. Lust for the blood of Mac users is what sustains me, I am an infernal machine, fueled by my hatred for Apple. You are now on my list, #346325. You had better start running.

That was disturbingly awesome.

At 5/10/08 11:13 PM, string227 wrote: piracy alert! requesting a lock.

Torrents aren't just for piracy, Y'know.

At 5/10/08 11:10 PM, AvengerX13 wrote: Why are there things called "Torrents"? I hate them. Downloads take so fucking long It's not even right.
My internet is fast as hell and It takes 3 fucking days to download Final Fantasy Advent Children? I HATE TORRENTS! ITS LIKE DIAL UP ALL OVER AGAIN !!! (But Worse)

Torrents are fast if people seed them. Most people, I'm assuming you're one of them, don't. Fucking seed, and torrents will be fast.

What's a "idoit"?

I never noticed the beards. Anyone have a picture of the bearded Portal?

Neither. Get some fucking cinnamon toast crunch. Those aren't swirls of cinnamon, they're swirls of fucking crack man. That's how fucking good they are.

Could God microwave a burrito so hot, that no one, not even himself, could eat it?

At 5/5/08 03:56 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote:

At 5/5/08 03:54 PM, doody1 wrote:

At 5/5/08 03:52 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Obvious alt is obvious.

Obvious alt is obvious.

Old fad.... Get with the times.

Subtle alt is subtle.

At 5/3/08 03:06 PM, Z-Sector wrote: I know the perfect one, but you don't even know how to spell macabre, so no.

I know how to spell macabre. Can you tell me?

At 5/2/08 06:38 PM, MoriChax wrote: Tim and Eric!!
Haha it was probably the most random but awesome thing I've ever done.
They were quite nice in person which made me glad cause I was scared that thaey would be jerks.
So yeah just had ta tell yah.
Great Job
So how was your day Newgrounds?

I applaud your ability with Photoshop.

You are actually a 300-pound 30-year-old virgin trying to seem like an internet badass. And your haircut makes you look fruity.