At 2/4/08 08:58 PM, Flared24 wrote: Is she black?

No she's white, why would it matter?

At 2/4/08 08:55 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: "You know you can go upstairs"

Ummm, I fail to see the incestuous nature of that phrase.

She wanted me to go upstairs with her.

No driving while talking on a cell phone without a headset.

At 2/4/08 08:32 PM, killerjeff wrote: hows it down there in texas, fun hittin on your cousins,
come, let us all go square dancing!

I'm not going to say where I live, but I live in the north.

At 2/4/08 07:32 PM, nazmdeh wrote: Just bang her dude we all know its what you both want.

No, I don't you red neck.

At 2/4/08 07:24 PM, dogstile wrote: not hitting on you, stop hopeing

That is disgusting!

At 2/4/08 07:08 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote:

At 2/4/08 07:05 PM, Darkdragon2525 wrote: Now to clear things up she is my second cussin,

Close enough, fuck her.

Your dicussting.

Now to clear things up she is my second cussin, making her dad my first cussin. Her dad invited my family and I to a Super Bowl Party over at her house. During the end of first quarter she was kicked out of the basement because she was getting over a cold and her older sister had a friend over who gets sick esay. At the time I was sitting on a soft chair watching the Super Bowl, deep into the game, during the time she was heading up stairs when she stops and says "You know you can go upstairs", I wasn't paying that much attention, but that's what she said (no joke intended). We also don't live in the south and we are not red necks.

Well that was wierd. What the heck were they rubing.

What do you do when your on Newgrounds. What I do is I make my daily 5 votes then I check my inbox and I watch some movies and play some games.

He's really really evil.

Ok first of all she does not have turrets, she is not that random. Second It was a different girl who shot me down not this girl. And third I have no pictures of her.

At 1/29/08 05:31 PM, bisexual-enoll wrote:
Do you think she has TURRETS? if so why do you keep going for the girls with Turrets, they say random things because there brain makes them not because they like you, sorry but someone had to tell you.

No , she does not have turrets.

Well there is this girl who I think likes me, but I don't know. She is asking me about my life story for some reason. She also says random things, which the last girl who liked me said a random statments too. Also The last girl I thought was flirting with me kept on saying she liked my shirts and I asked her out and I got shot down. So newgrounders should I ask her out or not. (I have given you all the info.)

Beat this. Infinate attack.

He'd shoot him self.

Sit back and watch them run.

Mabey, it depends on his views.

Why this evil abomination called High School Musical.

62% survival.

Lesbian.

At 1/19/08 11:09 PM, Dew wrote:

At 1/19/08 11:08 PM, Darkdragon2525 wrote:

At 1/19/08 11:03 PM, NickDaPwner wrote: how many fuckin times should i repeat??!?!

all girls on NG who come here for dating are fat shemales!!!

Well I guess you decide if she's a shemale.

You notice how you excluded the word fat? Yeh. Exactly.

I was just being lazy. I got the pic from that friend I mentuned. So to make people happy yes she's fat and that's one of my reasons.

Get off the pot.

At 1/19/08 11:03 PM, NickDaPwner wrote: how many fuckin times should i repeat??!?!

all girls on NG who come here for dating are fat shemales!!!

Well I guess you decide if she's a shemale.

I met this girl on Newgrounds who goes by Hottienewnew. Well we onlie dated then I found out she was cheating on me, so I turned the other cheek and she dumped all those guys on Newgrounds. So then she asked me to be her master, but I said no and she dumped me. We stayed in-touch as friends and she was dating one of my friends on Newgrounds. I contacted that friend and we made a deal where if he dumped her nether of us could date her. After a month she had to leave Newgrounds, but we stayed in-touch through email and IM. Then during one of the emails she asked me to be her master again. So I told my friend and he dumped her and she started to want to online date me again. I kept honnoring the deal I made to my friend and I didn't like her any more, so I said no, but she keeps on asking. So today we had a chat and she was telling me to hurt her, but I didn't and she told me she loveed me. So Newgrounds what the heck do I do?

At 1/18/08 07:27 PM, zer0gravity1 wrote:

At 1/18/08 07:26 PM, Darkdragon2525 wrote:

Please discuse.

Heh. But Tom probably thinks they are either funny or good. So that's why. His website, you know.

Well no duh, everyone on Newgrounds knows it's Toms website and if they don't know then they're idiots.

This is really pissing me off. So far their has been two movies shown onv the front page that shouldn't be there, then after a few days they get blammed off the net. So why in the world are they getting on front page because I think they're all jokes.
Please discuse.

At 1/17/08 04:52 PM, RockinPunk wrote: It's been Thursday for the past 21 hours and 52 minutes, what took you so long?

I had a lot of stuff to do. Also to start things off During band class the band teacher asks the piano player "When are you going to play with two hands?" and I said to a friend "That's what she said."

Dirty Joke Thursday where everyone must tell at least 1 dirty joke.

Yep, a lot of the time. You also forgot say and act one way then after a second later act the opposit way.