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Topic: Your biggest regret on NG?

Posted: 09/17/09 03:53 PM

Forum: General

I registered.

loloriginalreplyfuckme

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Topic: Shool bus beaton cought on tape!

Posted: 09/17/09 03:52 PM

Forum: General

At 9/16/09 02:52 PM, BonusStage wrote: Just blacks being

n i g g e r s

i don't give a fuck if i get banned for it. Just further proof that somewhere in the black blood there is something sub-human. They're fucking disgusting

lolyouracist.

I've seen this one before and a lot of people have been commenting about it "zomg, black guys beating up a white guy, race crime!". But we know nothing of the reason of the fight. For all we know the white guy could've been bullying the attackers (unlikely, but since we don't know the motives we can't say shit about). Also, everybody judging the people in the buss doing nothing:the bystander effect.


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Topic: men like sex more then women?

Posted: 09/14/09 07:00 AM

Forum: General

Women talk about it too with eachother, but you wouldn't know. Also, loltestosterone.


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Topic: Enough to gain muscle?

Posted: 09/03/09 04:30 PM

Forum: General

At 9/3/09 04:28 PM, STEM wrote: The best book to teach you how to build muscle properly is called "Starting Strength" by Mark Rippetoe himself.

WHat's up with this book being hyped up all of a sudden? Can't see someone mention a question about working out without this book being brought up.


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Topic: Enough to gain muscle?

Posted: 09/03/09 04:26 PM

Forum: General

At 9/3/09 04:24 PM, Master117chief wrote:
At 9/3/09 04:23 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote: Hell no.
How much, because im kinda weak at the mo.

It isn't about how much, but about what you train. Go join a gym, kiddo. You won't gain muscle by only doing curls for the biceps.


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Topic: Enough to gain muscle?

Posted: 09/03/09 04:23 PM

Forum: General

Hell no.


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Topic: If Newgrounds was gone...

Posted: 08/31/09 04:03 PM

Forum: General

Relocate myself towards another flash site to kill time. Or I could do something useful like study. But I doubt it.


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Topic: Games to Look Forward To

Posted: 08/31/09 03:57 PM

Forum: Video Games

I actually have a small game wishlist with games coming out soon going on:
1. Guitar Hero 5
2. Left4Dead 2
3. Star Wars: The Old Republic (lolnerdiknow)
4. Mass Effect 2
5. Bioshock 2
6. Max Payne 3
7. Splinter Cell: Conviction
8. Brütal Legend

I'm broke though :(


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Questioning

Topic: Is Felicia Day Hot?

Posted: 08/25/09 02:59 PM

Forum: General

Am I the only one noticing she has a major overbite and manly-ass cheekbones? She's fugly, dude.


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Topic: ...and Then The Fight Started

Posted: 07/24/09 02:32 PM

Forum: General

One person using three alts to look "cool" as if he's started a fad.

Lame as shit.


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Blushing

Topic: Dirty shit you do without realising

Posted: 07/24/09 06:23 AM

Forum: General

I call people n****r and whore all the time. It's just how I call my close friends. It has gotten to a point where I say it automatically. I once said both words to a black chick I hardly know.


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Topic: Show me your moves! (Pickup lines)

Posted: 07/15/09 06:02 PM

Forum: General

"You know what, you want to come to my place, eat some pizza and have sex?"
"No.."
"Chinese food, then?"

Gets them every time. Awwwww yeah.


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Topic: 2-3hr Sex Sessions

Posted: 07/14/09 05:02 AM

Forum: General

At 7/14/09 03:46 AM, squadus2 wrote: Man, what other tricks do you guys know to last longer!

When you're about to blow, switch position to one that is less stimulating for you. Or just jump off and eat her out. Or do kegels and learn how to relax the muscles that make you orgasm. Or throw poop at her.


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Topic: 2-3hr Sex Sessions

Posted: 07/14/09 04:59 AM

Forum: General

A session is usually foreplay included. It's possible. But I don't think he holds his load for 3 hours. He probably blows it more than once:
Foreplay -> Blowjob -> Blowing load -> Eating her out -> Getting hard again -> Sex -> Sex -> Sex -> Getting close to blowing -> Eating her out some more -> Sex -> Blowing load -> Cuddle/fall to sleep


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Topic: Tips on joints

Posted: 07/14/09 04:57 AM

Forum: General

Put in a filter. It's called a 'tip' (at least in Dutch it is). But you could also just not put weed near the mouth? I mean, that's the question right?


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Topic: Girls don't put out

Posted: 07/13/09 03:15 PM

Forum: General

Old joke is fucking old.

Nonetheless the person that came up with it (which is obviously not the person you got it from) is brilliant.


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Elated

Topic: Spying on a Friend Having Sex

Posted: 06/22/09 05:43 PM

Forum: General

"Just us clothes."

Priceless. I believe I have found me a new site to browse. Great find!


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Topic: Funny Book about Bipolar

Posted: 06/22/09 05:32 PM

Forum: General

Lots of bipolars who go into the stages of mania believe it's a good thing. It's not until they go into hypomania that they lose grip of reality. Lots of bipolar people already go off their meds in this period, I doubt the book wil have any impact at all.


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Kissing

Topic: Prom Nights.

Posted: 06/21/09 12:42 PM

Forum: General

At 6/21/09 12:40 PM, Mechabloby wrote: I'm not bothering with a date since women take proms seriously so - as I stated earlier - I'm just off with my mates in a huge group.

My, my, an excuse because you can't get a date?

Hur hur <3
Which of you kids are getting ready for your proms? If you're not getting ready for it, why aren't you going? If you've already been to one, what was your experience? etc, etc: anything prom themed.

We don't have proms in my coutnry the way you silly Americans do. Ours was nothing fancy and I'm glad I didn't go and spend all that money. Instead, I celebrated with friends and lots of liquor whilst strolling off multiple parties.


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Topic: Gf Just Walked Out, Arabian Goggles

Posted: 06/18/09 04:40 PM

Forum: General

The only funny thing about this thread is that you assume we all know what arabian goggles are. We're not all perverts, you know.

lol just kidding

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Elated

Topic: Mixed Drinks?

Posted: 06/18/09 04:38 PM

Forum: General

1/2 Cointreau and 1/2 Galliano. It's like an angel peeing all over your face.


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Topic: Sims 3 NG House thing shit signup.

Posted: 06/09/09 05:49 AM

Forum: General

At 6/9/09 05:39 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:
You're like a round-headed version of him and Sensationalism, probably, agrees

If she agrees, I think I'm going to cry :(

At 6/9/09 05:43 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Here's a pic, you can kinda see the resemblance, yes?

I can see a bit of resemblance in the shape of the forehead, the eyebrows, the eyes and the hair. But the rest of the face is waaaaaaay off.


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Questioning

Topic: Sims 3 NG House thing shit signup.

Posted: 06/09/09 05:32 AM

Forum: General

At 6/9/09 05:25 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: At least I can be talentless and reap in billions of pounds without trying, Culkin on the other hand is shit outside the Home Alone series and will forever be unloved and known as "the home alone kid".

You're forgetting the one fact that you aren't a member of the beatles and I'm not Culkin.

Nor do I look like him. Seriously, just look at his face and at mine, no resemblance whatsoever.
I'm not an easy tease. Fuck you. :(

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Topic: Sims 3 NG House thing shit signup.

Posted: 06/09/09 05:08 AM

Forum: General

At 6/9/09 05:05 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 6/9/09 05:02 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote: Seem to have found a better pic. Obviously, I'm the guy on the right.

Triple post, much?
I know a girl who looks just like that chick but with blonde hair!

Do post a picture if you have one. If she does look alike, it could amount for quite a funny situation for me to create, hur hur.


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Topic: Sims 3 NG House thing shit signup.

Posted: 06/09/09 05:02 AM

Forum: General

At 6/9/09 05:00 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote: This could turn out fun.
Triats are: Charismatic, Neurotic, Workaholic, Ambitious and Perfectionist.
Career of choice: I don't think psychology or anything like that is in-game, so I'd say politics/writing.

Pic (sorry, I seriously have nothing showing my face properly, best pic I have, lolk):

Seem to have found a better pic. Obviously, I'm the guy on the right.

Triple post, much?

Sims 3 NG House thing shit signup.


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Topic: Sims 3 NG House thing shit signup.

Posted: 06/09/09 05:01 AM

Forum: General

At 6/9/09 05:00 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Well that's okay. My sim is going to just stay on his own grumbling and reading books.

Don't forget the gay advances towards my sim.


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Elated

Topic: Sims 3 NG House thing shit signup.

Posted: 06/09/09 05:00 AM

Forum: General

This could turn out fun.
Triats are: Charismatic, Neurotic, Workaholic, Ambitious and Perfectionist.
Career of choice: I don't think psychology or anything like that is in-game, so I'd say politics/writing.

Pic (sorry, I seriously have nothing showing my face properly, best pic I have, lolk):

Sims 3 NG House thing shit signup.


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Topic: Ear rim piercing

Posted: 06/08/09 02:21 PM

Forum: General

Not to sound like an asshole, but you face is way too young to pull off a piercing. You'll just look like a total douchebag with one. Wait a year or two, if you still want one then, be my guest.


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Topic: Eww, vagainas.

Posted: 06/06/09 09:37 AM

Forum: General

At 6/6/09 09:35 AM, reveihca wrote: and no most girls typically don't stand around comparing vaginas or cups of menstruation.

Lies. Filthy, filthy lies.


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Topic: Eww, vagainas.

Posted: 06/06/09 09:28 AM

Forum: General

At 6/5/09 08:17 PM, katyperryy wrote: Just as men think sweaty balls and penis are disgusting.

Men don't think sweaty balls and penis are disgusting. We constantly talk about them.

"sup Joe? Bet you your balls arent'as sweaty as mine!"

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