This so called event is fucking dead for me. Thanks for that NG. I thought it was really something outstanding for once but what did I see and read so far from the so called BIG event? In short...nothing. It's sad for all the people involved. You don't even care. I mean, now you even promote MOVIES on the upcoming GAME shedule...

Sorry Tom but I'm VERY disappointed.

Mario porn party, by golfinho Type: Movie Rating: Adults Only

Don't mind if it's been mentioned before but this one has my vote....twice!

Suck it! :3

forghey fest is liek ghey! ;D

Ima showing off ma new smexy level icon...AWESUM! >:U

Shitty quality due to work comp. Paint ftw lawl! ;D

At 7/22/09 08:43 PM, LaForge wrote:

At 7/22/09 08:01 PM, DarKsidE555 wrote: oooooweeeeeeee! Biatches! ;D

Were you at my Hampton property!? Vandalizer!

Seriously that looks just like my families property up north. Weird.

Lulz, Ima invading ur countries! :D

Ur out of adventures btw! >:(

At 7/22/09 08:02 PM, architecture wrote: I think this is a good idea! Any mods hearing this?

Heard that one millions of times...actually was there before the bigger NG change... silver, gold, platinium, diamond tracks gimmicks...how I miss them...but that's history...at least for nao. : (

Ideas like this here pl0x!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9731 38

oooooweeeeeeee! Biatches! ;D

At 7/22/09 07:06 PM, LaForge wrote:

At 7/22/09 06:36 PM, DarKsidE555 wrote: Clones are stupid!

Stick with the original is best bitches! Especially you chron! >:P

Your eyes are sunken in like Darth Sidius. Scary.

Not sleeping much could be a reason for that. >:3

At 7/22/09 06:37 PM, SineRider wrote:

At 7/22/09 06:36 PM, DarKsidE555 wrote: Clones are stupid!

Stick with the original is best bitches! Especially you chron! >:P

Darkside returns :D

I got news for ya, I was never gone! ;)

Clones are stupid!

Stick with the original is best bitches! Especially you chron! >:P

At 6/24/09 03:53 AM, Rucklo wrote: lolepicbump, but his burfghdah was actually yesterday ;)

ololol, happy belated burfday then Zenon. Hope you got lots of presents...

cocks...ololol

Can't wait for the hole Po3 thing to begin! I'm really excited about this event! :)

At 5/27/09 07:42 PM, Envy wrote: Hannah Montana's my girlfriend. Not that worthless cunt miley cyrus

lol. Good one Envy! ;D

Nice idea! I'm really interested in this!

Available metal artist right here! Some examples...

Castle Crashers The Crusade, by DarKsidE555 Type: LoopGenre: Heavy Metal

Dad 'n Me, by DarKsidE555 Type: SongGenre: Heavy Metal

Territory WAR | Island rumble, by DarKsidE555 Type: LoopGenre: Heavy Metal

Everything from rocking / ball wrecking to mellow / melodical stuff for your game! PM me, before I PM you! ;3

At 5/5/09 01:52 PM, MICHhimself wrote:

At 5/5/09 01:49 PM, Dimoria wrote: (no I don't really , but don't want to get banned. and everyone knows that audiomods can't read this) ;)

Guess which mod in this thread is also an audio mod....

ello thar! Sup!? :D

Happy Pico day and happy burfday to you Tom! Have a great day! :3

At 4/29/09 01:38 PM, sorohanro wrote:
Also I don't get reviews like this one:

Oh, sorohanro, I know who this is. Hehe. :)

Just let him think that he knows something about music, cause...he doesn't. I think I'm just going to review his "very cool" metal tune that he posted just for the lolz. You know, beeing a jerk with all the knowledge. :) On the other hand...naaaa. Too lazy.

How bout, we write him a response like, "ur mum" or something, that should keep him busy for awhile. I love people who can't actually tell what's wrong with a song you posted but feel forced to tell you that it's "bad" or "not good", even the fact that they HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE what's up with it. :)

Audio Engineer ma cooock! >:U

Anyways, I do review a lot and I try to be obejective to people I don't really know...see reviews for details.

Nr. 5 all time audio wise. ololol

Dis thread is ghey! Seriously! >:C

ololol Cockpron!

At 4/23/09 06:40 AM, joeymofo wrote:
I can, but theres not even a category to put it in. Is it a Voice Reel ? Only if it has voices in it.
There could simply be a 'SFX' genre, allowing people to upload groups of sound effects on one track.

Well, so far...at least as I know, it's not going to happen. :/

Furthermore, how many artist will be there truly creating original SFX? I doubt much.

It's so simple. Why would anyone want to pretend they made some SFX ? ...It is true that it would be hard, but i personally dont think anyone would bother uploading SFX that aren't their own.

LOOL seriously? xD I mean, you don't see/hear what I do every day on here so I don't blame you for that argument. :) I could ask the same question...Like, why would people try to upload songs that aren't theirs? Because the internet is like that.

And seeing that mostly "youngsters or teenagers" browse this site, things like that WILL happen. Simply because they don't care about "rules". So you see, it's not "that" simple.

So what is newgrounds about? I just wonder why there is no mention or need for original sounds, everyone must just use the cheap websites that are about and probably reusing the same effects many times on this site. To me, that is like using the same riff in two songs.

True, but as already mentioned before, are there really a lot of artists, willing to create "original" sfx?

Just a quick question, am i the only audio engineer to ever ask these kind of questions on here?
I am quite amazed there isn't more interest in having original audio.

Seems like that. It's the only thread I've seen so far for it.

That, i did not know. I assumed the audio portal had been around as long as the flash portal as they go hand in hand.

Nope. Though, they are slowly on it merging the two portals together.

Thanks for linking me to a closed thread.

Oh shi...my bad, sorry. lol. I thought it was still open. :/

At 4/23/09 05:33 AM, joeymofo wrote: Hi everyone,

I have an interesting suggestion. What is the 2nd most important thing to every animation? Audio. Is there ANYWHERE on this site that provides sound effect information ? For instance, you can upload a 'voice reel'. I see no option to upload a 'SFX Reel'. Every animation (ok, 99%) needs sound effects.

Well...audio is audio...and sfx are no difference there. In theory, you can upload an audio file with sfx that you created.

On the other hand, how to prove that those uploaded sfx belong to you? SFX are usually short on the contrary to songs or voice reels. You can prove that a song or a voice reel is stolen but sfx? Hard...very hard. As mentioned before, it's true that sfx are needed in flash animations but are they needed on newgrounds? In my honest opinion, no.

Why? Because there are a lot of good and free sfx sites on the web already.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/2547 61

Furthermore, the Audio portal is still in it's baby shoes, seeing that it's still meant to SUPPORT the flash portal.

I know that it may very well be convinient to get both things music and sfx here on newgrounds but I don't think an sfx section would work out. There are other more important things which are in a need to change and we can't say when that will happen.

Your suggestion is welcome though, just put it in the following thread and hope that the staff feels the same way about the issue as you do.

Newgrounds Evolution MK II

There was another one for audio portal changes specificly but I forgot to bookmark it. :C Maybe Rucklo or SBB? can provide a link to that one as well.

Read the review, laugh at it, trash it. Because I do the same. Seriously, who gives a flying fuck about GH?

Or in other words...

"Hey asshole, just because you push five buttons on a plastic guitar, doesn't mean you can play the real deal"

...Stupid kids nowadays...

At 4/22/09 07:01 PM, ZENON wrote: Genres don't restrict music, they just categorize it.

Amen! Are we done yet mum? Dad? Ruckes? Rig? Snayyyyyk!?

What gives with all the age discussion threads lately? Did I miss the apocalypse? I heard it was a blast! :C

Seriously, who the fuck cares? Hundrets of people (well maybe not) sign up on newgrounds every day and some even submit music (lawl). When their stuff goes through validation I don't care about the age, I listen to the track because it's no difference if you're 13 or 21. If you submit a Naruto or Linkin Park song, well...you're done for.

Banhammer GO!

At 4/21/09 05:14 PM, CourtJester140 wrote: Hey, just a quick question. Will there be some sort of e-mail notification once I do get validated and the song is posted?

You were banned. As far as I can tell because you just used some FL preset loops.

"I threw a few melodies together with a simple beat quickly..."

Not really original and not really a "good to go" for the Audio Portal, since the AP is meant for music that was created by you and not just some faggy loop fest.

Well, you have two options now...You remain banned till the new audio mod system is implemented. After that, your ban will be lifted...Alternative, you can create a new account, upload material that YOU created YOURSELF and try again.

I'm an NG audio moderator. Now how much people can say that? huh!? HUH!? HUUUH!? >:C

Also, I spill beer on my guitar and smash it on the keyboard in order to make lovely metal music. You should see the beers running, oh what fun we've had in the bakery.

Oh hey, I didn't see yo thar! ^^

Voice Actor Wanted thread!

use it! >:(

At 4/19/09 03:51 AM, Tominater12 wrote: I submitted my song yesterday for approval but have not seen anything.

The ability to read can often be an advantage in your life...Sometimes I just wanna...ah forget it.

You're approved now. Consider yourself lucky that you only had to wait ONE fucking day. Others wait up to 2 weeks if not more.

At 4/20/09 09:08 AM, B0UNC3 wrote: I'm Swedish

That's nothing special, that's a disease! ;D

lawl

OMG dis was so unexpected that I forgot to send you beerz! ;C

Why didn't you tell me over msn yesterday!? You bastard! >:(

Happy belated burfday then "old" homes. hehe.

<3

At 4/17/09 11:10 AM, Cross666 wrote: desperation bump

moar liek desperation ban!

olololololol

Intellectual joke

At 2/3/09 02:59 PM, MaestroRage wrote: Intellectual joke

aaaaa HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Soro, i'm going to buy you a beer, hold on.

LOool, how could I've missed that one? xD Gawd what a joke. Holy shit nice.