Wait... so you're telling me Tom ISN'T gay?

WTF?!

Greatest news anchor ever?

At 5/4/07 08:42 AM, TacoFreak wrote: This is a bit old, I think I recall seeing someone post this vid on the BBS.

You are so incredibly helpful.

Ever tried working with the handicapped?

At 5/4/07 08:29 AM, MissAllanPoe wrote:

But hey...I wouldn't of asked if you werent just a few hours away lol.

So you just want me for my body... just like everyone else.

It's my myspace page link in my sig. Gotta take that off.

lol

At 5/4/07 08:23 AM, MissAllanPoe wrote:

At 5/4/07 08:19 AM, DanMalo wrote:

Oh crueeeel. You're fuckin 5 hours away from me. How about the Grand Canyon?

What a shithole. I hate that place. Zion is the better national park in the southwest.

But anyhoo... why do you want to meet me? Free NG stickers?

At 5/4/07 08:17 AM, MissAllanPoe wrote:

Not yet, but I have people willing to go. I'll convince you somehow.... *mumbles*

Yeah... if you move it to Vegas.

At 5/4/07 08:02 AM, MissAllanPoe wrote:

Ooooh...how would you like to come to an Arizona meet-up.

lmfao.

An Arizona meetup exists?

lol

I think I'll just go to the real one in Philly again.

At 5/4/07 07:44 AM, Fyndir wrote: Why has no-one directed Dan [SPACE SPACE SPACE] Malo to the video thread yet? =P

Because if you do, I will smack you.

At 5/4/07 07:36 AM, MissAllanPoe wrote:

If that's the aftermath of a power plant accident, than whats your videos excuse?

It needs no excuse. It's beautiful and perfectly natural... just like sunsets.

At 5/4/07 07:31 AM, DarkPaladin101 wrote: http://supergamez.myfastforum.org/

Whaddya think? I just made it like a few days ago. I know it sucks, does anybody have any suggestions to get more users?

That is not a website. That is a premade PHP forum as seen a BILLION times all over the net.

So retarded.

I think you need to seek anger counseling.

At 5/4/07 07:22 AM, MissAllanPoe wrote: I take your What What and raise you whatever the fuck this is.

The effects of Chernobyl are still devastating and lingering.

Gays don't have the internets.

It's a well known fact.

You wanna do it in my butt?

Life changing.

At 5/4/07 07:07 AM, Unimportant wrote: Reveal your feelings for her.
Act like a gentleman.
Pour your heart and soul into the relationship.
Enjoy every moment you spend with her.

Hope that she will share your feelings.
Elevate your relationship above "just friends"
Regret nothing, even if you lose her in the end.

You clever little fuck.

At 5/4/07 06:34 AM, UltraSexyMrBig wrote:

At 5/4/07 06:32 AM, DanMalo wrote: Just waiting for the "rape her" replies...

Why did you have to say it?:(

So I can ban someone for something so stupid.

It's how us mods get off.

Just waiting for the "rape her" replies...

Stop playing Guild Wars.

God is trying to tell you something.

At 4/30/07 12:14 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 4/30/07 12:11 PM, kidray76 wrote: If you mean must hurtful or stingful, there is already a thread:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=69 4770

There's already a thread for EVERYTHING.

Yes, lets just shut down the forum and call it quits.

This calls for a photo response.

At 4/25/07 12:16 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: No offense, But I always thought you're gay... So you're telling me you never had sex with a man before?

"penetration" is such a subjective word...

I live in Vegas.

Might I suggest just sending me your money and saving yourself the trip.

Nobody wins here.

At 4/25/07 12:13 AM, Static wrote:

At 4/25/07 12:11 AM, bigbadron wrote: man, you and your sister look so much alike.

DanMalo's gonna need some ice for that BURN you just gave him :[

oh snape!

At 4/25/07 12:07 AM, Officer wrote: Does he have a cellphone number?

lol?

At 4/25/07 12:03 AM, Freakish-Beast wrote: thx for the link you sexy cow. When did NG's get this store?

Store popped up in Jan.

Expect a lot more items soon.

Slightly different angle of ANGRY!

BUY THE SHIRTS!

At 4/25/07 12:01 AM, JoeMation wrote:

You have a girlfriend? No offence, from some of your pictures I always thought you had a boyfriend

lol

Wanna be my first?

It sure does.

My girlfriend couldn't resist it's awesomeness.

Wow... didn't take long for the first half-assed entry popped up.

Well... more like quarter-assed.

"I still may be a nerd, but you just killed your unborn mongoloid baby!"