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when iw as child i:

ran down teh street shooting people with nerf rifles and water guns

peed on the walls

pretended to be spiderman

now i:

run down the street shooting people with nerf rifles and water guns

pee on the walls

pretend to be spiderman

masturebate

not much has changed.

:D i want to snegatheracitica! the evil dark wizard is sttaagato. with a cock for a arm and a ehad the size of car!@! ED:<

At 11/15/09 12:42 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote: So! My friend's birthday is coming up, and apparently, she wants to go see the premiere of the new Twilight sequel, New Moon. As a friend, I am unfortunately obligated to go. But since I am, I figured I might as well have some fun with it. As of now, my current plan is to attend dressed up as a Harry Potter character. But I'm open to other suggestions.

So NG, how shall I troll the Twilight fangirls?

oh god. i'm all over this. here are some ways to troll them.

dress up as edward, BUT! where a dickhat. as in a hack that maeks your head look like a dick.

dress up as edward, and skip around the theater singing ring around the rosies.

dress up as bella and where a t-shirt saying "because we all know she's a dike"

boo and yelll throughout the movie, calling edward a fag. (have fun beng kciked out of the theator.)

first i though when i saw the picture:

OH. MY. GOD. i can't believe this. that kid is fucking 1 part spider. 1 part bat. and 1part man. this is fucking man bear pig all over again.

christmas, 2001, my dad tried to kill himself. i cried for hours, because he forgot to load his shotgun,

wait for it...wait for it....

...TROLL FAIL!

i would've said freeze your head in liquid nitrogen and shatter it..but god damit mythbusters proved that wrong. so i'll have to go with tying your dick to the stop if a building, and jumping off...

...i believe i was being held back by my mom as a little kid trying to beat the living shit out of my dad for getting drunk and hitting my mom again...then again that happened all throughout my child hood..so...

At 11/13/09 09:11 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: I got banned from an anime forum for criticizing Naruto, Elfen Lied, and Code Geass.

It was also one of the rare times I didn't get banned for being a douche, because I actually laid out my points, gave my reasons and was fairly polite, even.

the first two i dont mind, but code geass took it way to fucking far. D:<

something about animeforums...they ban haters. cuz the fail.

well it involves a man and a women who really love each other(he'll learn that you dont have to love to have sex later,) make love to each other, you'l have to be old before you can learn the details though.

that car is fucking awesome. but the whale penis leather is...i dont know, i mean it's not that it's penis leather, but the poor whales, this is farther proves the"sea shepards" dont do shit to save whales.

i go tbanned from NG for a week for saying cool story bro. all that was in teh reason why was " 'cool story bro' " (the original reason did have the quotations in it)

At 11/13/09 08:59 PM, XgenGamer wrote: But I'm the kind of person that wants to make everything funny, so I need:

1. A good saying, quote, motto, etc. for the little description thing on the right. has to be funny as hell.

2. A great picture to either go with that motto, or something extremely funny and unrelated. BUT! the picture has to be original, not something everyone has seen before, and it has to be something that everyone will get!

3. PG13 items for #1 and #2 :P

description's on the left....

fool me once, i wasn't paying attention, fool me twice, then you're just a douchebag.

is that original and funny enough for you?

At 11/12/09 05:42 PM, EpicFail wrote: Full story....

Wow, I fucked that up good....

it's seems your anme applies quiet well.

time to crack out the nerd jokes...(/what's crackin joke)

nice glasses, did urkle give them to you?

"here's whats crackin'"?! what did you mom tell you about talking about your penis disorder on youtube?!

seriously? why are you wearing your hat like that? is it +12 dex for dungeons and dragons?

so basically, by gays getting mad this they're openly calling themselves pussies? yep, and we are the ones insulting them....

oh god i know. i hate that. and then when a guy actually goes out with them, and then they KNOW their hot, even though they fucking ugle.

At 11/12/09 07:09 AM, bdash1990 wrote: On 4chan (who woulda thought?)

I reported it to the FBI.

No joke.

I would hope that all of you NG'ers would do the same.

this was some pretty serious stuff too.

Ugh i feel sick to my stomach.

if you want child porn, google underage nudist, it's amazing what people can get away with by calling it "art" or "recreational activities"

At 11/3/09 01:41 PM, puddinN64 wrote: So, I was in my art class yesterday and on my way to the supply cabinet, I met up with this freshmen girl I barely know. I said hello to her and all of a sudden she said, "Boxers are God's gift to the world". I then said, "What?" and all of sudden she push her pants down a little bit to show me her plaid boxers. They looked exactly like a pair of guy's underwear.

So, Newgrounds, was she coming on to me?

if you'd waited three seconds ashton cutcher would jumped out of the closet and said "you've been punk'd"

my thread "photo shop my old TKD picture" deleted? i wanted to be made of of god damit! D:<

seriously why was it deleted? it was just another photoshop thread. am i not good enough to have my own photoshop thread? o.O

thx guys

At 11/11/09 10:08 PM, Pessimistic wrote: I misinterpeted the title.

i see what you did there.

i laughed my ass off.

At 11/11/09 09:23 PM, LiliumDanceOfLies wrote: we dont care

i believe liliumdanceoflies speaks for all of Newgrounds.

where the fuck is the search bar for the forums?!

At 11/11/09 06:40 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 11/11/09 05:56 PM, psychomilkman wrote: Stop calling McDonalds 'Micky D's'.

Why?

because it's gay.

ZOMG! the movie about the magicians and teh tiem machine and teh cats adn teh stuff, and the clones, oh god wahts the name?

make a thread on newgrounds about it. would else would i do?

At 11/11/09 06:39 PM, pizza4ever wrote: (note: I have used the search bar, no threads about this)

Well Newgrounds, its finally happened. On the last new episode of family guy, they made fun of Miley Cyrus/Hanna Montana.

Without giving out any spoilers, what did you think? Personally I thought it was great and what they did could...actually happen... 0.o

what the fuck?! thers a fucking search bar? where?!

i ahven't seen it. i can't wait.

my first drink was when i was 12. he..hehe..

technically i can't give you advice. i'm only 15. so....mister hand will give you advice

Mr, hand:

black cofee mixed with beer and smirnoff. dont ask, just drink.