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At 1/8/06 08:43 AM, Fanautic wrote: I have 6 years of piano, 7 years of snowboarding and 3 years of guitar! Yayz0rs!

1. Snowboarding isn't a musical talent
2. I play bass for 9 years now
3. I use FLP for 4 years now
4. I can masturbate real loud, that's my main musical talent ;)

At 1/22/06 12:18 PM, MarioMusicMaker3 wrote: hey all! ne 1 with fl5 wanna do a collab? a MARIO COLLAB!!!!!! click on my AWSOM PICTURE to here my shiz! and if u need to get a fold of me add me to msn cuz i wont come back to this post.

Manontherun111@yahoo.com is my msn!

and btw.....
LOOK AT MY PICTURE THAT I SPENT @) MIN oN!

Hahahahahaahahahahahahaha²³ That was extremly funny. Now let's do something usefull guys :)~!

At 1/22/06 03:11 AM, DiagonalLines wrote: Ahoi there! DiagonalLines here. Is it possible to delete songs on your account? There really is some songs that just are plain shit on my account. So how can i delete audio?

E-mail wade, weeksy (aka Kingbastard) did so... Although you can't specify which song should be removed, you can remove all your songs at one time

At 1/22/06 12:36 PM, TrueMuffinMan wrote: Where is his music? I searched for him but couldn't find anyone.

Hahahaha. Denfish, DJ Wunaway, Pandoro, RageIX, Extrasie, hahahahahaha :) PARAGONX4!!! Hahahaha, rofl!

Can I have some of the shit you're using...? It's probibly legal over here anyways (Long live The Netherlands!)

Yeah, so do the German's... who cares?

Look, it's your mom on crack... Ah well, art's supposed to be vague

At 12/15/05 06:42 PM, SwitchBladeClock wrote:

At 12/15/05 06:40 PM, DJRunaway wrote: Welcome to the American Dream©, with our contestant this evening: TOM FULP! *applaust with lotsa "hoozah"-ing*

Tom's lucky he's got people like you to drag people to the site with all the hentai, thats where he makes his money :)

You're so mature :) I really apriciate that :) Your honesty and good words about your fellow newgroundites (who could be anywhere ranging from 10 - 65) touch me. Really, they do. Now go back to your "highschool" (something long gone in my life, and not just because I graduated 5 years ago) with your "porn", mostly drawn little japanese girls with enormous eyes, and you "look-at-me-im-so-cool-I-can-buy-beer-in-l
ike-well-uhm-5-years-or-so". Never judge somebody before you know them. <3 ya!

At 12/15/05 06:50 PM, SatanicMilkCarton wrote:

At 12/15/05 06:47 PM, DJRunaway wrote:

At 12/15/05 06:44 PM, Clum wrote: I wanted to see how much eric likes it when I rob HIM

HIM sux. It's so emo ;)

Opinion.

Rule nr 6 of the big tough jungle called "The Internet":

Every man/woman (with broadband or better) has the right to expres their opinion(s), even if it's utter crap.

At 12/15/05 06:47 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 12/15/05 06:45 PM, DJRunaway wrote: Yer, the flash ones. But I'm really not that intrested in flash. I'm really wondering what they've done with the Audio Portal... Are they working on the "special super audio portal makeover" or what?

HAHA

The more popular of the two is the one you don't care about :P.

Don't want to sound mean though, just start worrying if next week it's the same thing eh?

I know, but that's because most 13/14 year olds don't care about music that much (in general) and rather be drooling to something they can't make and probibly will never be able to create. Art is delicate and most no-brainers, not meaning you or trying to offend anyone, would rather waste their time watching movies. Hey, if that's your thing, ok. But never say the art of filming/drawing stand above music... 'Cause there's still more money being made in the music industry than in the movie industry. So where's my weekly update? :)!

At 12/15/05 06:44 PM, Clum wrote: I wanted to see how much eric likes it when I rob HIM

HIM sux. It's so emo ;)

At 12/15/05 06:21 PM, SolusLunes wrote:

At 12/15/05 06:16 PM, Rucklo wrote:

At 12/15/05 06:13 PM, Edgen wrote: I just ask that you don't resell it.

/j

Or submit it to newgrounds under the nickname darklord :D

Shh!!! Stop disclosing my plans to get a perfect 5!!!

Big fat rofl for you my dear sir!

At 12/15/05 06:43 PM, IWantSomeCookies wrote: They are here, arent they?

Yer, the flash ones. But I'm really not that intrested in flash. I'm really wondering what they've done with the Audio Portal... Are they working on the "special super audio portal makeover" or what?

At 12/15/05 06:42 PM, TeH_HebreW_HammeR wrote: heh Ebaumsworld

Shakes Head :

Shakes head twice

At 12/15/05 06:39 PM, BonusStage wrote: Weekly top 20 changed

As for audio portal ... no visit enough

but i have one of your songs :\

Hahaha, I feel special now :) Excuse me for my poor grammar, it's pretty late and I had a though day ;) (No, I'm not emo or emo-related in any way) Anyway... I didn't notice a frontpage post about it and the Audio Top 5 most certainly didn't change...

At 12/15/05 06:37 PM, SwitchBladeClock wrote:

At 12/15/05 06:34 PM, IWantSomeCookies wrote: (Stupid story here, with shitloads of blabla...)

7 dollars a day rofl no

1-Day Text Link $500.00
7-Day Text Link $3,500.00
30-Day Text Link $15,000.00
Pay per click

Welcome to the American Dream©, with our contestant this evening: TOM FULP! *applaust with lotsa "hoozah"-ing*

Normally, everything get's changed at wednsdays (local exact time here (Western-Europe): 7:00))... noe I didn't notice that this week. The weekly top 10, the Audio Portal top 5 changes... where is it? Am I cracy or is anyone else noticing that aswell?

Congratulations man! Finaly, after all those years... Your very first album :D I'm thrilled for you! I'm gonne get myself a copy of that very soon... right after my own CD is published... 3 more months now :)...

PS. Have you thought of giving Newgrounds some cd's to give out to the monthly winners? It's a win-win situation:

- You get publicity
- The winners of the monthly top 10 all get a free cd :)

Think about it :)

Regards, yours faithfully, ever stoning,
DJ Runaway, your mate from Holland

At 5/6/05 05:49 PM, Erkie wrote: It's called the composers guild, but the forum is a pretty well knit together place, every musician has the same aim, but you have to be patient.

There's an audio advertisement thread, as you can see, every wants a piece of the pay, they want their ad in the newspaper, but you have to work your way up, and secretly.

Totally agreeing. This is a blatand ad. and should be removed. Darn, when I just started to use the AP there was no such thing as an Audio BBS >:(

At 5/5/05 02:41 AM, Zen_Gaijin wrote: Me and my friends are starting a flash series (yet untitled) but we still have it up in the air if we are going to use liscenced music of original stuff. So I was wondering will the audio portal be able to meet our needs of dramatic and strong themes for our movie?

Depends on your actual demands. If you need a real pro, and it takes hard work and time to make that theme, it'll cost money :) But there are always nice people like me (hehe) who make that shit for free :) Mail me!

At 5/5/05 08:08 AM, secret_toad wrote:

At 5/5/05 02:58 AM, DJ_Jerakai wrote: what genre of music?

Like some rock or technoish stuff.Mabey thinks like parogonx9

Techno-ish, yes. Drum&Bass, no sorry. ParagonX9 does NOT make "real" D&B. He makes D&B like any avarage DnB DJ on a random DnB-mix Cd. Seriously, I listened to a mix CD by DJ Shadow, and it sounded just like Paragon :| That discovery wasn't pleasant, since Paragon was always my main exapmle :( Shattered dreams man :P

Anyway, I could fix ya some real Dnb and/or techno :) Mail me :D

*Artist Posts*

In what good/frontpage flash movies did your audio get used in?

At 4/24/05 06:48 PM, Rucklo wrote: Feel free to check out some of my stuff.

Yeah, or... You let me and Rucklo collab ;) (I know Rucklo for some time now, he most deffinitly makes kickass music!)

At 4/24/05 08:55 PM, Pandora_Tranquil wrote: thanks DJR lol

You earned it ;)

i listened to this dudes music called fanta5st1c and hes pretty good but he has like NO reviews on barely any of his songs.

so here hopefully some of u will take the time to review some of his stuff

different but pretty cool, definately worth some reviews

Yup, his music is aight! I listened 2 it, and it took me 2 straaaaaange places :|

At 4/24/05 08:30 PM, Pavo-Miskic wrote: I like VG ReMixes and Techno...since thats what I mostly do

I hate remixes. I think it's very, very, very lame to "steal" someones song and put ur own flavour 2 it :| Think of your own crap for godsake!

Anyway, Dance, Techno and Rock are most deffinitly my favs.

At 4/24/05 06:51 PM, Erkie wrote:

At 4/24/05 06:37 PM, Pandora_Tranquil wrote: i pwn u all so shhh (puts finger over mouth)

Haha.

Jackass.

You'll think differently once I get done with these scores I'm doing.

OMFG! You're calling Pandora a jackass!?!??! Que8 put you on their hitlist ;)

At 4/24/05 05:16 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 4/22/05 07:33 PM, Erkie wrote: It varies, if you like sampling, then go with Magix or something that has mutli-track sampling stuff.

Fruity and Reason software are very in depth, and complex, but are crafted for beginners.

Follow this up in the newbie newbie audio guide

i would just like to make a correction for my friend - Reason is NOT for beginners AT ALL - but fl studio is :D

Don't use software. Software in general is for beginners, INCLUDING Reason. Now, before you all start to send me hate mail, lemme explain:

Software ALWAYS has ALOT of restrictions, because of your computer's limitations and because of the fact that no computer programmer can be so smart to make a perfect program (Sidenote: Except my neighbour... He's holding a gun to mah head now :| ). Hardware however, has NO restrictions, but is kinda hard, because of the fact the you gotte find all your samples yourself, place yourself and sculpture yourself. Compare it with this:

Software - You get a piece of paper, with the outer lines of the image already drawn. And yes, you'll get your crayons ;)

Hardware - You get a piece of paper. The only restriction in the piece of paper and your own creativity :)

At 4/23/05 06:26 PM, Chronamut wrote: I dont know how to make the fx - mainly the highly roboticized transformers voices - a very good example of a song id love to make is in this video which you can view HERE . Aside from the video being brilliant and awesome, the song is very upbeat and i wanna know how to make the noises they made in that song. They dont sound like 8-bit - they sound more ...robotic. Neways any feedback on the subject would be kewl.

Hey chronamut, I have a suggestion :) Buy the VSTI pluggin called "Native Instruments 53". It's a software based synth with a hardware skin :) It's 100% adjustable, 200 mB and can be used to make AMAZING samples , including "raw" robo sounds :) Seriously, search google on the NI-53 and be amazed :)

At 4/24/05 05:03 PM, catdogdell wrote: i am a awsome voice actor and ill do it just for credit i can do mail of female example of my voice diversity i can sink heavy metal and i can sing hsppy days theme song plz if u need a voiv=ce actor contact me at ...>>>>>
catdogdell@aol.com i can also do a funny asian maid who so lonley

Omfg, lame...

----- Transcript of session follows -----
... while talking to air-xm04.mail.aol.com.:
>>> RCPT To:<catdogdell@aol.com>
<<< 550 catdogdell IS NOT ACCEPTING MAIL FROM THIS SENDER
550 <catdogdell@aol.com>... User unknown

Ok... So your server won't accept mail from @home, Holland's biggest mail provider. Well, ok :( Too bad :( :'(

Hehe, no biggy ;) Mail me instead :P

At 4/23/05 12:41 AM, Otnehs wrote: Is there a way to remove the audio you posted? Like if you posted the wrong one... or something that is like copyrighted..? -Asked by a friend-

Not that I wanne be a whiner or something... but the song you've uploaded...

IS GODDAMN STOLEN, FRIGGIN' *** ** * *****!!! Dude, you ruin it for hard working musicians! >:(

I hope the almighty Wade will smite you so hard... D'ARGH! I'm angry!