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Angry

Topic: Sleeping problems

Posted: 11/10/09 05:36 PM

Forum: General

There may have been a lot of threads about it on the internet in general already, but nevertheless.

I bet I'm not the only guy on NG who has it.
When I was I kid, I always wondered: how could people sleep in public places. I couldn't do it, even if I tried. But now, I can practically sleep everywhere because of some sleeping problems.

When I wake up, I never feel the sensation of having a good sleep anymore. I just feel like I want to stay in the bed for a bit longer. Then when I actually can do it in weekends, I end up sleeping 2 more hours, waking up, and doing the same thing over and over.

What the hell's wrong with me? When I close my eyes in the class room, I just can tuck in in about a few seconds when the lessons aren't interesting (while other people just day dream about stuff, I actually sleep).
I hope someone experienced the same thing here and know some sort of solution.

Newgrounds is not my doctor, but hey, it's not like the other threads are interesting

2.

None

Topic: NG's most offensive submission?

Posted: 11/09/09 03:21 PM

Forum: General

I wish people would stop taking American incidents as offensive and stuff. There are more stuff that happened around the world that are way more crueler. But once a thing has happened in America, it's like a total offense to make a joke out of it.

You guys can pretty exagerate everything.


3.

None

Topic: What do you want for Christmas?

Posted: 11/07/09 07:06 AM

Forum: General

POKEYMANS!


4.

None

Topic: Why do Smokers think they're cool?

Posted: 11/02/09 08:12 AM

Forum: General

Even though OP sounds like a n00b and childish to many, he's right.

Maybe you forgot the reason why you smoked, but it probably began when you we're trying to be cool or fit in. "It eases me" is a lousy excuse; how could you know that it's relaxing when you never tried?

If you ask a random smoker why he does it, he'll probably come up with lousy excuses like you guys, but when you want the real answer, people just smoke because they do.

It's just a habit, a very retarded one for that matter.


5.

None

Topic: My friends are fighting :C

Posted: 10/31/09 07:40 PM

Forum: General

At 10/31/09 03:43 PM, Twilight wrote: Be serious, this is serious. One of them just said he hates me and stepped on the gift I got him for his birthday :C

Well, don't buy him a skateboard next time.


6.

None

Topic: Good movies from 1910 - 1945

Posted: 10/25/09 12:37 PM

Forum: General

Thanks guys, you really were a big help.
I mean, even if I need only 3 of them, I'm going to watch a lot of the titles you gave.


7.

None

Topic: Good movies from 1910 - 1945

Posted: 10/24/09 04:49 PM

Forum: General

At 10/24/09 11:48 AM, naronic wrote: take my advice

OLD MOVIES SUCK

those people would have shat their pants and had heart failure had they seen paranormal activity or SAW

get with the program guy's

Oh wow, you're so cool for having your own opinion about movies.


8.

None

Topic: Good movies from 1910 - 1945

Posted: 10/24/09 10:04 AM

Forum: General

I need some good recommendations for good movies from that period.

I need to write a paper of 3 movies, with the following requirements:
- One American movie
- One European movie
- One silent movie

(of course, all from the period of 1910 - 1945)

The reason why I didn't use Google, was because I thought that people from the same community kind of have the same taste. And something personal with a short synopsis would be great too.

So, can someone help out a fellow Newgrounder?


9.

None

Topic: I saw an injured pigeon today

Posted: 10/20/09 01:38 PM

Forum: General

I saw a dead pigeon today, for real, I'm not joking.

The intestines were visible.


10.

None

Topic: Best Thing Ever.

Posted: 10/18/09 06:28 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 02:50 AM, Twilight wrote: Best thing ever is a grape.

So you accidentally pressed the "g" before "rape" huh?


11.

None

Topic: This is what's wrong with the world

Posted: 10/10/09 01:15 PM

Forum: General

Just like people have more sympathy for movie characters, and even burst in tears when they die, than rather care for those who suffer from reallife disaster.

It's very logical, if it isn't, it wouldn't happen. But it's really retarded when you think about it.
People are idiots, that's a common knowledge.


12.

None

Topic: Successful Suicide.

Posted: 10/03/09 04:29 PM

Forum: General

So if someone murdered her, he actually gets off with just a note?


13.

None

Topic: Most epic way to leave NG

Posted: 09/09/09 10:34 AM

Forum: General

"YOU GUYS SUCK, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SUBMIT MOVIES HERE ANYMORE!!!!1"

Like that or something.


14.

None

Topic: If newgrounds was a Lunch Period...

Posted: 09/02/09 03:49 AM

Forum: General

At 9/2/09 12:28 AM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: No one...

NO ONE IS MY FRIEND, give him back!


15.

None

Topic: How Do You Sleep?

Posted: 08/27/09 01:54 PM

Forum: General

I only sleep with my underwear, on my back.
But I used to wear pyjama and layed on my stomach. But I got choked too much in my sleep, because if you move just a little bit, there's a chance to burry your face in the pillow. That's really dangerous, I had that a lot; wanting to wake up, but the body's not awake yet (I was consious though). I had to wait 10 seconds before I could move and pull my head away.

Fuck, I never want to experience that again. I've experienced that for 10 times.


16.

None

Topic: I Got Chili Pepper On My Balls

Posted: 08/27/09 01:52 PM

Forum: General

At 8/27/09 01:44 PM, Jack wrote: I was making a Thai curry and the recipe called some chili peppers. I de-seeded them, cut them up and threw them in with the rest of the ingredients.

Once I'd finished preparing the meal I gave my balls a well derserved scratch only to then realise I still had chili seeds on my hands...they began to burn like fuck. Honestly it feels like I dipped them in bleach.

I've splashed them with cold water, baby oil, hand cream and they're still hurting.

Any tips for testicle burns?

WTF, I had the exact same thing 3 days ago.
I was making my meal, but I was well aware of this sensation, so I washed my hands with soap.
But even then, when I took a piss, it still burned like hell.


17.

None

Topic: I was in a fight yesterday!

Posted: 08/25/09 03:27 PM

Forum: General

If you were a guy, people would've told you that it's ridiculous to show off that you have fought, because everyone has a fight once in a while.


18.

None

Topic: Karma

Posted: 08/25/09 03:24 PM

Forum: General

At 8/25/09 08:22 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote: How's that work? You mean like the justice system or everyone exacting revenge on each other?

Like complimenting people for their good deeds and rewarding it, and performing the justice system like the one we're utilizing now. But not as corrupted as nowadays.


19.

None

Topic: New KFC commercial is racist.

Posted: 08/25/09 08:19 AM

Forum: General

OH NO THAT'S SO RACIST, BLACK GUY EATING KFC.
GOD, THE GUY WHO CAME UP WITH THAT MUST BE HITLER'S REINCARNATION.


20.

None

Topic: Karma

Posted: 08/25/09 08:16 AM

Forum: General

If karma, as in the way you mentioned existed, then I would've been paid already with fortune.
But nothing good came out of it.

There are a lot of criminals who gets off without even punished. But I think karma does exist, when everybody's aware of it. If everyone participates in this system, then people would mind bad deeds and punish it severely.


21.

None

Topic: If we had Japanese sex robots

Posted: 08/25/09 08:06 AM

Forum: General


22.

None

Topic: Okay Newgrounds... Just admit it...

Posted: 08/18/09 03:43 PM

Forum: General

At 8/18/09 03:27 PM, Yourmomsuckedme wrote: When I watched teletubbies when I was about 5 I always wanted to eat that pink stuff.

Fuck, I always wanted to taste those Tubby toasts or whatever they're called. That stuff looks delicious.

At 8/18/09 03:28 PM, Mz-frost95-fr wrote: Yes, I imagined them as gummy worms.... :D

Yeah, and the crunchy ones were like chips, that's what I thought.


23.

None

Topic: Okay Newgrounds... Just admit it...

Posted: 08/18/09 03:26 PM

Forum: General

At 8/18/09 03:26 PM, Neenja-SkLz wrote: I did not want a huge bite of those lovely insects in Lion King when I were watching Timon and Pumba eating.

You're insane. You really are.


24.

None

Topic: Okay Newgrounds... Just admit it...

Posted: 08/18/09 03:23 PM

Forum: General

DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T WANT A HUGE BITE OF THESE LOVELY INSECTS IN LION KING WHEN YOU WERE WATCHING TIMON AND PUMBA EATING.

Okay Newgrounds... Just admit it...


25.

None

Topic: If your Level was your Age...

Posted: 05/17/09 09:49 AM

Forum: General

Will you little fags shut up, I'm having my mid-life crisis right now.


26.

None

Topic: If you could shapeshift...

Posted: 04/19/09 02:19 PM

Forum: General

At 4/19/09 02:18 PM, Dreinashi wrote: A hot girl, so then I could look at myself naked.

You are the kind of guy who wants to steal to just get raped in jail.


27.

None

Topic: Anime Club

Posted: 04/18/09 07:38 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 4/17/09 07:04 AM, MrTrivia wrote: Speaking of live-action, apparently Death Note: L, Change the World will be in theaters two nights only - Japanese with English subtitles on Wednesday, April 29 and dubbed in English by the anime's US version voice actors on Thursday, April 30. It covers the 23 days L had left after writing his own name in the Death Note. I don't know which one I want to see more, but I'm pretty sure I can't get both days off work.

Who cares about Death Note, the movies sucked big time. I really regret buying it, even though it was really cheap.


28.

None

Topic: Fish swims up boy's penis.

Posted: 04/17/09 01:41 PM

Forum: General

At 4/17/09 10:26 AM, Strategize wrote: How fucking big is this kids dick to have fit a fish in it??

Sounds like you haven't seen "kids in a sandbox".


29.

None

Topic: Guitar hero makes me laugh now

Posted: 04/17/09 07:15 AM

Forum: General

It seems like you suddenly feel superior when you're being able to play the real guitar.

You can't play games and expect stuff to be realistic. It's like laughing at Star Trek because there are no space ships like that in real life.


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None

Topic: Anime Club

Posted: 04/11/09 03:58 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 4/10/09 10:27 PM, Adidaas wrote: ....

I remember that anime. I enjoyed it when I was a kid. Wouldn't know about now.

How about people here show some otaku stuff they own? It might be interesting.


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