357 Forum Posts by "Cronizone"
At 8/6/14 11:58 AM, NGPulp wrote: I wonder if I'll still be around 10 years from now...
probably will.
That is if Newgrounds is as active as it is today.
Which I darn sure hope it is.
At 8/5/14 07:51 PM, dx5231 wrote:At 8/5/14 06:06 PM, NeonSpider wrote:Also, don't forget to smear shit all over the walls and draw a pentagram. This part is very important.At 8/5/14 05:54 PM, Kwing wrote: Thread of the year right here.Don't you know anything?
Just shit your pants, she doesn't have to know anything.
Drop pants. Shit on the floor. That's how it's done.
Yes, while everyone is watching. Especially while they watch.
And while you smear it in make sure you don't wash your hands. Allow it to go into your finger nails.
Then while eating try and hug your girlfriend and make her bite your fingernails.
At 8/6/14 03:21 AM, Wongoof wrote: Holy shit you're a natural comedian.
I can't help to feel this is sarcasm.
At 8/5/14 11:50 PM, Zachary wrote:At 8/5/14 11:45 PM, Xenomit wrote: Excuse my southernly choice of words.It's called stripped and it isn't a southern thing
Your photo...
I can't take you seriously.
That means it must be a southern thing!
At 8/5/14 12:27 PM, Wongoof wrote: What is a hipster, I could never figure out what that means, and you know google is no help.
A hipster is a person that does what people don't do because they don't want to be like everyone else.
If someone says that sweatshirt is for faggots and nobody wears it, a hipster will because nobody else is like them.
They're "independant".
More like fucking pussies.
At 8/6/14 12:35 PM, Thor wrote: Thanks, you are all great. I'm having fun posting naked photos of myself online, since it's finally legal to do so. Yay, for lack of self respect!
Just make sure it isn't cold in the room you're in.
At 8/6/14 10:06 AM, squidly wrote: Good.
GoodGood
I tried to stay awake but the constant moans of my Bob-a-pedic made me have to lie down.
Then I ventured into the mysterious wonderland known as sleep.
At 8/6/14 10:03 AM, Darkcursing wrote: Before anyone Comment of how bad this is, first this entirely freestyle so no grammar format is applied so you guys might found the whole story is incorrect and also my english is so good so please do not be a dick posting about me been so bad.Also for some reason when i copy paste it just became like this where the place i wrote have paragraph
"Please don't be a dick." "don't be a dick." "dick..." Rings in my head.
The point of reviews is to give peoples opinions and what you can improve on. If you take it as they're being a dick then so be it. I do agree people can be dicks sometimes *I'm famous for it* but if you take opinions as "dicks" then you shouldn't be on Newgrounds.
In fact, how old are you? Not stating as "You aren't old enough" but with age comes being more wise, and as the wise man once said "Not everyone likes what you do, but everyone notices it with a grain of salt." Meaning not everyone likes what you do.
So don't get too upset. And the story was tacky... you should brush up on Slenderman research and stop making stories about Slenderman. He's washed up.
At 8/6/14 12:31 PM, zmosh wrote: Newgrounds will just die like myspace one day.
But that day will be in a hundred years.
Or more fucks like you will bring its doomsday sooner.
Not trying to be rude or anything but it does cause you people put no effort into helping it.
Sorry. :(
John looked down at his socks before he brushed his teeth, and noticed a little hole in it. He didn't quite mind it but it bothered him, he just bought them not long ago. However, he didn't really mind it. He got his tooth paste and put it onto his tooth brushed, and brushed away. As he looked into the mirror in front of him he noticed he also had a cut on his lower lip. "Why haven't I noticed this stuff before?" he thought with anger. However, same as the sock, it didn't matter. He rinsed off his tooth brush and put it back in the cup he uses to rinse out his mouth. As he went to his bed, he noticed his wife Carol sleeping, snoring quite loud. He took a part of his blanket and sat down, continuing to lie down, and eventually, fall asleep...
It was a dark afternoon. John was seen sitting on a chair not far from a train station near the street. John pulled out a cigarette and lit it, and just sat there, staring into the sky. However, there are no people to be seen, John was there all alone... how strange. However, like everything else, John didn't mind it. John continued to smoke his cigarette until it went down to the very last bits. He got up and walked into a nearby pathway in the forest. There was no real reason for it, John just wanted to take a walk. He was thinking of what to buy for his wife, Carol. He wanted to treat her to something nice.
A large bang was heard in the forest. John heard it and instantly jumped. "-The fuck..." he breathed heavily and though. He heard it near a bush not far from the path, so John ran towards it.
John: "Anyone there...?"
*Lady*: "HELP! I FELL OFF MY BIKE!"
John heard this and started going to the voice. But John wasn't prepared for what he was about to see.
John noticed the lady was pierced by a stick in the ground.
John: "Are you alright..? Do I need to call 911?"
*Lady*: "No, no, just help me get this fucking thing out-"
John: "Calm down, it's fine. It didn't hit anything vital so all we need to do is call paramedics."
*Lady*: "Alright, but if you do, don't call them for me."
John: "What? Why..?"
*Lady*: "Because i'm not in serious danger." She smiled at John.
John noticed that smile, and didn't quite like it. "What do you mean? You ju-"
John saw the lady transform into a male with an overcoat and a fedora on.
*Man*: "Haha, John. I came for you just in time, didn't I?"
John wondered why the man knew him, he's never seen him before. It came to be stranger and stranger as he thought, but John bolted the other way. He didn't want to confront the man nor speak with him as he thought he'd put his life into danger.
As John was walking there was a razor in his shoe... how? It cut his sock and went into his foot, and John immediately fell over and screamed. "MY FUCKING FOOT!" John screamed. Someone was walking infront of John.
*Unknown*: "Are you alright, John?!"
John looked up: "Carol?"
Carol: "Oh my god your foot!"
John: "I'm fine, but you shouldn't be here, there's a man trying to kill me or harm me, I don't know but I don't want to know.
Carol: "Well if you want to know... he wants to kill you." Carol's head twisted around and the mans face was behind hers.
John wasn't to pleased by this, he crawled towards the razor as fast as he could, and as Carols face whipped around he gave it a good knick and cut her lip. John didn't want this to happen... nor did he even know what WAS happening. However, not noticing when he fell, he cut his lip and began sucking the blood as it dripped.
John ran all the way to the street, but nobody was there, and John grew more worried. The man was behind him, and whispered into his ear: "Wake up, John."
- John woke up and was sweating, he was scared out of his mind but there he saw his wife.
"John, you need to go to work! It's 9 o'clock!"
John: "Shit... I know, I know. Can you make me a cup of coffee?"
Carol: "Yes, hun. Just wake up."
John was in panic, but after calming down a little bit he took a shower and got ready for work. As he went down stairs he grabbed his cup of coffee and began to drank. However, there was something sharp in it.
John drank the coffee and with it, drank a razor. He began choking and coughing blood, in panic he looked at his wife.
John: "What, did you do..?"
Carol: "I had to kill you, dear."
At 8/6/14 05:15 AM, Xenomit wrote: You find a song/ a few songs that you absolutely love, and you listen to nothing but that song/ those songs for the next few days?
That "Money Maker!" video on Newgrounds is awesome if you haven't seen it already. If not, it's on my favorites. You should check it out, it's a song that I listen to almost every day now.
At 8/6/14 11:16 AM, LauriAJ wrote: Same as title. Do you still have vintage Mac or Windows computers and systems lying around somewhere?
I do, it has 95 or XP I believe (Windows Computer) it's really shitty though... I used it when my Grandpa (before he passed) gave it to me but now it sits there. I think we even put it into the garage.
Oh well.
At 8/6/14 08:25 AM, NGPulp wrote: Probably, they change shit all the time.
He's not lying.
However I don't know why people hate on YouTube, I mean I know it's turning into GameTube but a lot of funny people are on there, just gotta look at the right places.
However in the future i'd expect to see Newgrounds as the #1 Source for Animations and Forum Linger(ers) like me.
And for all you fucks who say it won't happen you're the reason, you put shit or no effort into helping.
At 8/6/14 01:35 PM, Scintillating wrote:At 8/6/14 12:54 PM, thetoolbox wrote:More like a ~13 year old who was murdered in 1974 amirite?At 8/6/14 12:53 PM, thetoolbox wrote: Can you draw this picture for me? If you do i'll use it in my flash and you will get credit for it on my flash!She is the princess who got kidnapped.
Wait, seriously?
That's fucked up. But, in all funniness, someone do it.
I would but i'd draw a stick figure with circle tits. And she's like 13 so it wouldn't be pinpoint accurate.
At 8/6/14 12:02 PM, Bustyourchop wrote: Now that the school year is starting again I can finally enjoy my life.
My mother will go back to work and stop being so bitchy around the house (she hates being home with us)
My baby sister will have daycare and she won't cry every early morning :)
Plus all the little kids going to school might (hopefully) improve my online gaming experiences.
Time for celebratory drunken debauchery!
This'll be my Sophmore Year...
Fuck. Me. Honestly I hate school... and it doesn't help at all with my profession. But I need to finish it so I can take a college for my profession (if I want). Which is Voice Acting and Writing (Scripts, Books, etc)
But... hope you don't get too drunk.
At 8/5/14 09:45 PM, koopahermit wrote:At 8/5/14 09:41 PM, Cronizone wrote:That wasn't the point. Someone didn't read.At 8/5/14 09:30 PM, koopahermit wrote:Vegans are also leading towards the downfall of our species.If vegans are getting you down just remember this.
They eat salads while you eat burgers.
Think about it.
I was trying to make a joke on a dull subject... damn.
Why are there so many serious people on Newgrounds?
At 8/5/14 09:30 PM, koopahermit wrote:
Vegans are also leading towards the downfall of our species.
If vegans are getting you down just remember this.
They eat salads while you eat burgers.
Think about it.
At 8/5/14 09:34 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: everything is getting worse, give up now.
Wow.
That's fucked.
At 8/5/14 03:15 PM, TheGhostOfMarz wrote:
don't try to make yourself sound like a hero...that was a test....and you passed....Im totally down for this...
I got a few ideas...but did you have a plot or some kind of script?
I haven't written a script yet, i've been waiting for an animator to see if he'd do it. :P
However if you're down then I am more than willing to write the script ASAP.
At 8/4/14 08:43 PM, crunchyfun1 wrote: The songs I've been working out to are starting to lose their touch... Any recommendations? I prefer rap and hip hop
Darude - Sandstorm
At 8/5/14 10:05 AM, Radaketor wrote: If you could be the parent of any celebrity, which one would you be and why?
I'd be the parent of Tom Fulp.
So I could smack him around and make him call me daddy.
At 7/27/14 08:06 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote:
What are you hiding from us, Tom?
Also, can I borrow a couple hundred k, I'm in deep with the Russian Mafia.
He only hides his true identity. Because if he gave that away, the love of his life would be in danger.
And also, the money... we need that by tomorrow or we'll take good care of you. Like family.
At 7/31/14 05:10 PM, ZJ wrote:At 7/31/14 07:11 AM, NGPulp wrote: The guy looks way more handsome than Tom Selleck.Fixed that for ya.
He looks like a pussy.
A fat, wet, sweaty pussy.
I'd love to eat that out.
At 7/24/14 08:43 AM, fieldertiger wrote: Wow. I wonder if you were selling something illegal to people worldwide?
*cough* weed *cough*
I'd support it.
Infact, i'd buy a T-Shirt and a Coffee Mug.
At 7/24/14 02:12 PM, Danluz wrote: Smoking's good for you.
You said it not me.
The scariest thing on the Internet is the people.
You never know who you'll meet.
At 8/5/14 03:42 AM, RocketHorse wrote:
I'll let you hillbilly, fedora tipping chodes talk it out, now.
Wow, fucking rude.
Aside from that- Make a Paypal and advertise it very lightly.
Cause if you're up in peoples grills about donating you're a pussy.
Well, not a pussy, but a jew.
Nobody likes jews.
At 8/5/14 12:13 AM, Makakaov wrote: I heard that Australians are subhumans because they lost a war with a bird.
Australians are sub-human?
So what does that make Russia.
They can breathe Vodka.
At 8/5/14 02:01 AM, Ranger2 wrote: Let's face it, there's no better food in the world than your favorite sandwich.
Get Buffalo Chicken, Relish, Mustard and use Garlic Bread.
Damn...
At 8/4/14 09:34 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: and I'm about to turn 8846...
What should I do for my 8846th burthdei?
How old are you?
You're fucking old.
Gross.
