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At 8/8/14 09:27 PM, illicit wrote: Don't eat it.

That's a fucking given.

And if he does, we'll just act like it didn't happen and keep BBS'ing.

At 8/8/14 09:10 PM, tox wrote: Lol
Ok now im watching this thread

I'd watch this thread like I watch TV.

Never.

At 8/8/14 06:43 PM, omedicius wrote:

it's no use
i'm inside

Of her pussy, its so wet and juicy
I want to eat it all but i'm just one guy named teddy bruski
I'm a useless hope of matter sitting on a small chinese platter
If anyone could help me out please tell me what the fucks the matter

At 8/8/14 12:38 PM, Makakaov wrote: This is why people joked about 9/11

But 9/11 jokes were funnier.

At 8/8/14 03:35 PM, sirleibl wrote:

Okay, I understand that men and women have biological, physical and psychological differences, but why would you consider one inferior to the other? What do you guys think?

Physical is the most known reason.

Physically men grow larger shoulders. Women grow larger waists. Waists are needed in the female to carry a child. Men have always been the workers in history whether women like it or not, it's factual. They're the hunters so they need larger shoulders to lift and are "stronger" and more able to attack stronger than other animals. Women are just emotional so they make a big deal out of nothing. All of it, is just fact. If women think they are inferior it shows how inferior they are. You can't let it get to you. After-all, a lot of women here on NG are superior than a lot of guys out there who are complete dickheads.

I kind of went off topic but still.

At 5/24/14 09:12 AM, Raab wrote: how do they even get away with shit like this

Asians try to make themselves feel better.

However, that's a fucking huge black nikka.

At 8/8/14 03:00 PM, Phobotech wrote: So There's a lot of distrust that comes with American food.

I eat whatever the fuck I want to eat.

"Losing an urge to eat" is losing an urge to live. You gotta keep on living, Phobotech.

Keep on living.

At 8/8/14 01:36 PM, Avery wrote: That's not even a real word. Everything that is said in Vine goes fuckin worldwide and everybody starts saying and doing retarded shit. Isn't the word Bae Danish for shit also?

Bae is Babe except more hip.

Get with the times, Avery. Shit.

At 8/8/14 03:04 PM, Nickisabi wrote: Are you guys?

Good threads come with a price.

Are you willing to give what it's got to make a good thread?

Or are you too chicken? Huh? Is that it? You chicken? Baa? Baa-chaaa?

At 8/8/14 01:55 AM, VicariousE wrote: Yeah, that'll work right nice, that.

Norman Osborne? Who he be? Maybe put a color copy of him at the bottom of his garbage can... maybe he blows his nose and tosses the buggerific mess, into the mostly empty bottomed can. Yeah, it's another scene altogether, might be worth it.

The guy who plays him in the original Spiderman Movie.

Should the names of the involved parties be changed (slightly), as to protect the innocent and blahblah, what they used to say on certain old cop shows |:

We are keeping Sub but everything else is being changed.

At 8/7/14 03:58 PM, DragonBallDavid wrote: Maybe at the end it will show Tom and Wade at my funeral dropping dirt in my casket. Then Tom turns to Wade and says, "Twas beauty that killed the beast". FADE TO BLACK!

Im getting soo gitty!
I cant wait to work on this project with you guys!

Thanks! I am very honored!

We couldn't do this without you.

After all you are the cream of the crop in this story

At 8/7/14 02:59 PM, Radaketor wrote: Son of a bitch, someone animate this shit, pronto!

You liked et? c:

At 8/7/14 02:52 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote:

I'm secretly a woman.

See I knew it.

Narrator: On a hot summer day... wow, it's really hot outside. Starting to get some stick on my sack- Oops, sorry, forgot to mute my microphone... *A faint noise of a flap* (a little distant) come on... almost there... got it. (moves back to microphone) anyways... on a hot summer day... DragonBallDavid was in his room with nothing to do but post hateful shit and other stupid stuff nobody really cares about. (away from the microphone) yeah just tell them I want Extra Cheese.

DragonBallDavid: *snorting and sniffling* i'll write on how my Girlfriend gives me massive BJ's and how I get more pussy then Kevin Bacon! Actually... I think that's true. He's starting to look like Norman Osborne.

DragonBallDavid Typing away at his keyboard.

*The Camrea zooms out the window where you see Cronizone, Radaketor, Amaranthus and SubliminalVirus are seen in a bush not far from his house*

Cronizone: Alright guys, we need to know what we're going to do to shut this fucker up.
Radaketor: I know, we could stab him!
SubliminalVirus: I'll be one of the stabbers, I went to college for it.
Cronizone: You went to college for...? You know what, nevermind. Alright, so me and Subliminal will stab him. But it'll draw too much noise...
Radaketor: I'll shove my magi-dick in his throat so he won't make a single sound.
Amaranthus: Yeah... and i'll ra- I mean... i'll just take his mom and put a grocery bag over her head so she can't scream either.
Cronizone: But she can still scream...
Amaranthus: Duh... didn't you hear the part where I was going to cut her neck so she can't scream?
Cronizone, Subliminal, and Radaketor: No, we didn't.
Amaranthus: It was like... the first thing I said. Whatever, let's just do this.

Payday 2 Music Plays

Bane: Alright guys, you need to get inside the bank and steal the loot, you got 3 minutes be-
Payday 2 Music Stops / Cronizone: Whoa whoa whoa, bank? No... we are killing David not robbing a bank.
Bane: Oh... sorry. Oh, right here- Alright, sorry, wrong file. Payday 2 Music Plays Alright, gang... you're going to need to go silent and make sure you Fuck, Shit, Up.

Shades go on Banes Face and it says *Deal With It*

It goes to Cronizone and SubliminalVirus stabbing David, Magikarps (Radaketors) dick in Davids mouth, while Deadpool (Amaranthus) is seen holding his mom with a grocery bag over her head with her neck cut open.

The Camrea zooms in on David as he is being killed.

Cop Sirens go off

Cronizone: Shit, we need to ski-daddle!

The crew runs off into the distance

David crawls to his computer while he's dying and types a post...

DragonBallDavid wrote:
Guys, I was just attacked by a gang! They said they wanted my money but I held them off and really showed them!

All you can see are hate comments and harmful replies, as David slowly and utterly dies...

At 8/7/14 02:29 PM, klompors wrote:

At 8/7/14 02:09 PM, Cronizone wrote: My question still remains.

Who the fuck watches TV except people without internet.

Come oooooooooooon.
Comedy Central is great.

It's great but still.

Hulu Plus and Netflix.

Watch that shit on my Xbox One, have never watched a single episode of TV Since.

At 8/7/14 02:23 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 8/7/14 02:22 PM, Cronizone wrote:

At 8/7/14 02:21 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 8/7/14 02:19 PM, Cronizone wrote: It'd draw too much noise. Think, Radaketor!

Not if i shove my dick down his throat while you stab him.

I'm adding that into the script if you don't mind.

Can I keep his mom quiet?

I'll add you into it too, then.

That'd be hilarious watching Deadpool hold his mom while he gets stabbed profusely by me and Magikarp shoving his dick into Dragons mouth.

Writing the script now.

At 8/7/14 02:21 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 8/7/14 02:19 PM, Cronizone wrote: It'd draw too much noise. Think, Radaketor!

Not if i shove my dick down his throat while you stab him.

I'm adding that into the script if you don't mind.

At 8/7/14 02:16 PM, Radaketor wrote: Why can't we just record ourselves stabbing him? It would be a lot simpler.

But he lives in a highly populated area.

Which the population are sheep exactly like him.

It'd draw too much noise. Think, Radaketor!

At 8/7/14 02:14 PM, Radaketor wrote:

She?

Sorry.

I didn't know guys used hearts and pink colors.

At 8/6/14 10:36 PM, DarkShotRedemption wrote: What you guys think of the new movie? In opinion i think its going to be crap

Ninja Turtles are ugly as fuck.

Not to mention the fact their movie makes them look ugly as fuck.

Moral: Don't watch it, your eyes will bleed profusely.

I'm getting an animator to make this, if you'd like to help then by all means.

So one day DragonBallDavid made a post on NG about having sex with his mom (to troll people) but he heard a knock on his door. A guy came to "deliver a package" and stabs DragonBallDavid. Later he tries to make a post stating he got stabbed and he needs help, but like the boy who cried wolf, nobody believed him.

DragonBallDavid dies and nobody cares.

Discuss and state if you'd like to see that shit.

Thank you and disscuss

Honestly I fucking hate this kid.

Ever since I saw him join Newgrounds i've wanted to hunt him down and burn him alive.

Can someone do this for me.

At least bump this until someone does.

That'll be the only story people would believe.

At 8/7/14 02:08 PM, klompors wrote: So TV censors titties but they are allowed to show you a woman giving birth, showing explicitly the baby coming out of the vagina.

Someone explain this shit.

My question still remains.

Who the fuck watches TV except people without internet.

At 8/7/14 02:00 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote:

At 8/7/14 08:26 AM, NGPulp wrote: "Draw me a sheep."

You're the sheep, trying to be cool on NG.

I'm sorry NGPulp.

But she just owned you with a bag of ice.

Put it on your burn, son.

Discuss

At 8/6/14 07:50 PM, Wongoof wrote:

At 8/6/14 05:17 PM, Cronizone wrote:

More like fucking pussies.

How does that make them pussies?

I don't know.

Just feel like calling them an insulting name.

Are you jealous of the hipster community?

Not really.

For mature purposes i'd say they can do what they do and i'll go do what I do.

I'm not someone who thinks they're an individual and are higher than others. Hipsters think they're better cause they're "original" and are away from what everyone else does.

Thats not something to be jealous about.

At 8/6/14 06:20 PM, beakerboy wrote: for me its reading youtube comments.

Out of everything that sucks, what depresses you the most?

YouTube Comments...

I hope this was a joke.

More like fucking pussies.

How does that make them pussies?

I don't know.

Just feel like calling them an insulting name.

At 2/8/13 09:34 AM, UVSoaked wrote: Let's showoff what we recently bought, no matter how little or cheap it was!

My last purchase was just a case for my phone.

Battlefield Premium. Can't show a picture of it though.

But just imagine it in your head. Pretty sweet, huh?

At 8/6/14 06:51 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Oh my fucking God I've been waiting for this day. 2007 Venom sucked ass and I've always wanted Carnage to be in a movie. Venom better be bulky and not a small, scrawny cunt

Just seeing your picture and sig makes me laugh.

But yes I agree, he better be buff as fuck. I want to see a needle coming out of his left arm.