357 Forum Posts by "Cronizone"
At 8/18/14 01:18 PM, DarkShotRedemption wrote: What was the first video game you ever played. My childhood video game was DarkWatch, search it.
Star Wars Battlefront II, Spyro, Jak and Dexter, Ratchet and Clank, and Frogger for PS1.
At 8/17/14 08:26 PM, Avery wrote: Not this again. 168 days of bullshit.
Depending on what grade and your future plans, just put up with it.
I have huge plans when I graduate, that includes my own business (with friends) and a lot of other fun shit. But I can't do that for another 3 years.
At 8/15/14 04:00 PM, Wegra wrote: ....And watch a flash movie I hope there's no more Strawberry clock ones. I don't care for those!
Posted because of the post from Facebook.
At 5/28/09 03:27 PM, Doriol wrote: The only rule is to not tidy it up. Show us how shitty you really live, you disgusting nerd.
Here... i'm sorry. </3
At 8/14/14 07:20 PM, FinaLee wrote:At 8/14/14 05:52 PM, Cronizone wrote: Here's another-I pictured someone wearing that, only he was standing around a circle of suspicious looking figures killing a baby lamb. Sorry, it's not for me.
What about this? (Also do note these are examples, you can get pretty much every design listed in different formats *Colors and T-Shirt, Sweatshirt, etc...)
At 8/14/14 07:11 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:
does it come in black?
me and white tshirts don't really go too well with eachother.
I'll have to make the text white but if you're looking for a Black version of it, i'd be more than willing to do that for you.
Just take a look at what we have to offer :)
At 8/14/14 06:38 PM, Teddiikun wrote: That's some pretty lame shit, bro
It's not finished, the Hail Santa stuff we have is for now.
Here's an updated one-
At 8/14/14 05:52 PM, TheGhostOfMarz wrote: This stuff looks super gay...
You made it and you're talking mad shit.
Plus you're apart of Hail Santa so who the fuck do you think you are.
Just kidding, hugs <3
Here's another-
http://www.redbubble.com/people/hailsanta
We have clothing as well as some designs and shit.
If you don't want to buy it, don't.
Here's one of them-
At 8/13/14 11:17 PM, omega88x wrote: What's it say?
It says this.
At 8/13/14 03:15 PM, Voltage wrote:
also chronizone, if you scroll back up to my response I never personally attacked you - I personally attacked your idea followed by your logic to the idea, and yet you call me "a fucking asshole." i don't think i'll pull out any stops on you, but you need to know that sense-offender is totally right.
you are ignorant of the criticisms and don't really try to analyze or properly address the major flaws people point out which by majority opinion have a lot of reasons to not build upon your idea, which is already built off the current system.
Let's copy and paste.
Second of all if you have problems with ads playing on games that are free, you are definitely selfish and unthinking. "Man, all this free content, I shouldn't have to watch 30 second ads! This is bullshit!"
Yes you should.
Third, don't tell us to "grow on your ideas and accept it." How about you grow on my dick and accept that? You've been here for like 12 days and you think your ideas on a website that's been around 486 TIMES the amount of days makes it pretty obvious you have no idea what you are talking about. I don't even think you're trolling either.
You state you weren't personally attacking me by stating i'm selfish and unthinking, to "grow on your dick" and stating i'm a noob "been here for like 12 days" and having no idea what I am talking about.
How about you stop talking out of your ass and realize you cannot state you did not offend me, when if you didn't try, you still succeeded, and I called you a fucking asshole out of retort, because you offended me.
If you don't want to get personal then don't, I had ideas, I accepted critism and I also added my perspective. It doesn't mean i'm right or you're right, so stop acting like i'm wrong. Because i'm not wrong or right.
And you are an asshole just for replying you didn't try and attack me.
At 8/13/14 11:41 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:Everyone needs to stop stating that I ruined the "honor" system, i'm just stating that it's supporting the person whom helped pay to keep Newgrounds running.You guys heard him. You have to stop criticizing his bad ideas.
I didn't state you can't critisize, but to the point where you're being offensive and an asshole just doesn't seem fair. Tell me it's not bad but have some facts, not just "You're an idiot."
At 8/13/14 02:30 AM, dumbclowny wrote: I agree I'd be cool if Newgrounds had more than one option.
However, paying your way to the front page? Nawh man if anything another section could be made for Supporter's work, but it would ruin the whole purpose and honor of being front paged, you're supposed to earn your way to the front page not pay for it.
Perhaps other perks, such as double xp on voting like mentioned before. Maybe you could be allowed to customize the color of your star. We could make a Master rank for $1000 that gave you exclusive, VIP access to Tom Fulp's pornos...
The reason why I stated "get front paged" isn't for the purpose of because you paid you "paid to win" the soul purpose of the idea is (If you can support Newgrounds we'll advertise your work, bad or good, it doesn't mean it'll be the best shit on the planet but maybe you are a developer that's under noticed and we'll help you out as well)
Everyone needs to stop stating that I ruined the "honor" system, i'm just stating that it's supporting the person whom helped pay to keep Newgrounds running.
At 8/13/14 01:42 AM, Voltage wrote:
Third, don't tell us to "grow on your ideas and accept it." How about you grow on my dick and accept that? You've been here for like 12 days and you think your ideas on a website that's been around 486 TIMES the amount of days makes it pretty obvious you have no idea what you are talking about. I don't even think you're trolling either.
(You might disagree but it'd be best if you grew upon my idea than trash it.)
"accept it" I didn't tell you to put my ideas into the light and worship it. I won't grow on your dick. I have been here for... 2 years. cronizonenewgrounds.newgrounds.com (My old account I barely used) I have an idea what I am talking about but they were "ideas" as in something I thought of that isn't perfect. I'm not trolling.
You really are a fucking asshole, and I hope you know that.
At 8/12/14 09:44 PM, tox wrote: Pay more money for a higher sticker
Democracy idealisms at its finest
Well, is it a good idea or...?
Ech.
To be honest Newgrounds would do so much better if
1. They didn't have ads on games.
2. (Advertisements for movies should go to the producer - currency)
3. They allowed you to support Newgrounds w/ three options, 5 Dollars = "Supporter" 25 Dollars = "Savior" and 50 Dollars = "Legend"
Supporter- You gave a generous tip and recieve no ads for a month.
Savior: You have no ads for 6 months and you can have one piece of work on the front page, your choice.
Legend: Your newest piece of work will be on the front page for a month, no advertisements for a year and Tom Fulp will review your work.
Revenue for your work being seen on the front page (also gaining money from ads) would generally mean people would want to do that more often and donate even more money to be sponsored, and over-all it'd support Newgrounds and the Developer. It'd also kick YouTubes ass for animations because it'd be more of a "job" here (gaining more profit) thus people would all go here for being noticed and other things. Plus prices are reasonable for what they do.
You might disagree but it'd be best if you grew upon my idea than trash it.
Ech.
To be honest Newgrounds would do so much better if
1. They didn't have ads on games.
2. (Advertisements for movies should go to the producer - currency)
3. They allowed you to support Newgrounds w/ three options, 5 Dollars = "Supporter" 25 Dollars = "Savior" and 50 Dollars = "Legend"
Supporter- You gave a generous tip and recieve no ads for a month.
Savior: You have no ads for 6 months and you can have one piece of work on the front page, your choice.
Legend: Your newest piece of work will be on the front page for a month, no advertisements for a year and Tom Fulp will review your work.
You might disagree but it'd be best if you grew upon my idea than trash it.
At 8/12/14 05:16 PM, Deshiel wrote:At 8/12/14 05:13 PM, Cronizone wrote:I really don't think you're 21 or whom you are in your picture.You are right. I tricked everyone into believing that I'm 21, especialy my own mother.
You don't type like your age (and your problem is you want women but Newgrounds can't help you with that)
You just seem like a teenage boy who doesn't get girls at all. You're another DragonBallDavid.
Well you handled your re-action by not being a dick but just being sarcastic so I kind of believe you aren't a teenager now.
But still, if all you can get is teenage women then i'd turn them down easily. My friend's (friend) got arrested for having sex with a 17 year old and she lied to the cops saying he raped her. Not saying you're going to have sexual relations with teenage women (because that's weird) just stay safe out there.
And if things aren't going your way then chin up. I honestly gave up on women. I don't like men or women, i'm asexual (or wish I was) but yeah, thank's for not being a dick back. Over-all that was a test :P
At 8/12/14 03:28 AM, Deshiel wrote: I used to envy the older guys that used to date the girls from my class and essentialy the girls that I wanted to hang out with, but they were always interested in older guys.
NOW I AM THE OLDER GUY.
but I prefer girls around my age and older so 18-30 and I'm actualy sad about how many teen girls are now interested in me but my own subjects of interest are not. :( I guess that I don't have enought SWAG... or a job. :D (I do have a car tho)
I really don't think you're 21 or whom you are in your picture.
You don't type like your age (and your problem is you want women but Newgrounds can't help you with that)
You just seem like a teenage boy who doesn't get girls at all. You're another DragonBallDavid.
At 8/12/14 05:11 AM, Shockoach wrote: his name would be mom fulp
His name would be Tammy Fulp.
He'd be an independent black woman that need no man.
At 8/11/14 08:47 PM, swaenK wrote: Okay, there you are, youre about to watch a movie, you're sitting in the middle of the section for best neck posture viewing, and then some big fat guy sits next to you (hey, no hate on big fat guys, but holy fuck they take up so much elbow space) and bam, first thing he does is take the elbow rest.
WHAT DO YOU DO?! P.S. you're sharing the left elbow rest with your girlfriend and it's already uncomfortable.
Tell 'em to fuck off. Be like- Uhm, sir, sorry- But you're a fat fuck.
Just kidding, if it's the only one tell him to do the right arm line (When everyone in the same row only uses the right hand rest)
And obviously if you can't use either or, some fat fuck is using both.
At 8/11/14 11:23 AM, CherryTree wrote: I already do on reddit and I can have a few people there as references. I just thought I would make it easier on you guys and lend a hand. I know how difficult it is to moderate a forum first hand. If there is a form I need to fill out or something Ill do it. If you guys need any extra help just ask and please dont feel obliged to give me the job if you dont need me
thanks!
The funny thing is, he doesn't know what Newgrounds is.
"Can I moderate" was the thing that made me cry.
Not from laughing. I'm sad for this kid. We need to put him down like Ol' Yeller.
At 8/11/14 04:06 AM, Newgaf wrote: How do I obtain permission to penetrate her holes?
Girls get all offended cause you're dating a girl to fuck her.
Is it your hormones or shit? Cause i'd date a girl I liked and tolerated, not a girl hot and annoying.
Sexy and annoying is what pisses me the fuck off. Also if she likes you but you only want sex let her know that. Then she'll cut your dick off and use it as a Elephant Nose.
At 10/21/13 03:11 PM, ManDeep wrote: Hitler had the right idea. I insist, it's true.
Hitler was a horrible person but his army was one of the best in the world.
At 8/10/14 08:47 AM, Radaketor wrote: A 33 year old wanting to look like Justin Beiber?
Why?
The world is full of weird things, Radaketor.
Just when you see him, shield your eyes. It takes a way the pain (just a smidge)
Narrator: On a hot summer day... wow, it's really hot outside. Starting to get some stick on my sack- Oops, sorry, forgot to mute my microphone... *A faint noise of a flap* (a little distant) come on... almost there... got it. (moves back to microphone) anyways... on a hot summer day... DragonBallDan was in his room with nothing to do but post hateful shit and other stupid stuff nobody really cares about. (away from the microphone) yeah just tell them I want Extra Cheese.
DragonBallDan: *snorting and sniffling* i'll write on how my Girlfriend gives me massive BJ's and how I get more pussy then Kevin Bacon! Actually... I think that's true. He's starting to look like Norman Osborne.
DragonBallDan Typing away at his keyboard.
*The Camrea zooms out the window where you see Cronizone, Macho-Man, Christopher Walken and SubliminalVirus are seen in a bush not far from his house*
Cronizone: Alright guys, we need to know what we're going to do to shut this fucker up.
Macho-Man: I know, we could stab him!
SubliminalVirus: I'll be one of the stabbers, I went to college for it.
Cronizone: You went to college for...? You know what, nevermind. Alright, so me and Subliminal will stab him. But it'll draw too much noise...
Macho-Man: I'll shove my MACHO-dick in his throat so he won't make a single sound.
Christopher Walken: Yeah... and i'll ra- I mean... i'll just take his mom and put a grocery bag over her head so she can't scream either.
Cronizone: But she can still scream...
Christopher Walken: Duh... didn't you hear the part where I was going to cut her neck so she can't scream?
Cronizone, Subliminal, and Macho-Man: No, we didn't.
Christopher Walken: It was like... the first thing I said. Whatever, let's just do this.
Payday 2 Music Plays
Bain: Alright guys, you need to get inside the bank and steal the loot, you got 3 minutes be-
Payday 2 Music Stops / Cronizone: Whoa whoa whoa, bank? No... we are killing this faggot, not robbing a bank.
Bain: Oh... sorry. Oh, right here- Alright, sorry, wrong file. Payday 2 Music Plays Alright, gang... you're going to need to go silent and make sure you Fuck, Shit, Up.
Shades go on Bains Face and it says *Deal With It*
It goes to Cronizone and SubliminalVirus stabbing Dan, Macho-mans dick in Davids mouth, while Christopher Walken is seen holding his mom with a grocery bag over her head with her neck cut open.
The Camrea zooms in on Dan as he is being killed.
Cop Sirens go off
Cronizone: Shit, we need to ski-daddle!
The crew runs off into the distance
Dan crawls to his computer while he's dying and types a post...
DragonBallDan wrote:
Guys, I was just attacked by a gang! They said they wanted my money but I held them off and really showed them!
All you can see are hate comments and harmful replies, as Dan slowly and utterly dies...
At 8/9/14 04:05 AM, Greggg586 wrote: C'mon you know you want to, plus it's good writing exercise. And you poetry fellows yaww will do expertly in here. Workout that creative brain of yours. I'll go first.
RULES
1.) Have Fun, practice here will actually help your writing creativity
2.) NO CURSING PLEASE, if your to weak in writing ability to do without cursing, then don't post I'm asking nicely
3.) Do your lyrical writing in response to the previous post
4.) NO OFF TOPIC STUFF (example: Jenny - Hi betty how are you ...Betty - Hi Jen i'm good, hows the kids..blah blah blah)
no mistaken my repertoire
I set it off and let it go
Open floodgates and let it flow
Tantalizing I set a blaze
And amaze with ceaseless gaze
Do you understand what I say
I make mountain kneel and pray
Can you hear me when I say
I carry on in golden flames
There's no remedy or parity
That can change or shift
The rift in this formulated paradigm
I cast a ship and let it drift
Like a battleship
I'm blasting roofs off and sinking ships
Let me hear your battle cry in this war in bliss
Your picture is a Japanese drawing- What the fuck is that?
You like anime? Heres a good pat on your back-
You probably fantasize of girls that were drawn by other men
But secretly you want those Japanese dicks inside of your pen-thouse
You're a mouse go scurry for your cheese
You think you could outsmart me? N***A Please!
You're just a BBS fag who thinks he can rap battle, son
Do me a favor, mow the lawn when you're done
So I can fuck your mother without a thought
Of what I have to do today, which I thought
I'd have to smack you around, and call you a lady
Cause you're crying like one, or perhaps a baby?
At 8/9/14 04:30 AM, Letiger wrote: I don't even know anymore.
You're so funny.
That post made me Lol.
I'm going to write how this post made me Lol by being a sarcastic asshole.
Because this is the equivalent to Seinfeld humor. It sucks.
At 8/9/14 12:15 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I know that a large chunk of Newgrounders are Americans like myself, and I'm also feeling patriotic.
So without further ado, let's appreciate the United States of America!
I like Russia and Germany.
I wouldn't live there but they are unique and worth a look at.
