357 Forum Posts by "Cronizone"
At 8/20/14 07:47 PM, BumFodder wrote: who are you
I'm Cronizone, creator of Hail Santa (small group led by 3 people as of now) and returning to newgrounds from cronizonenewgrounds.newgrounds.com
I'm not really known as of yet but I don't care. I just forum post but i'm producing content that will be published hopefully sooner than later.
That's who I am.
I mean anyone can be a nice person, you just got to get to know them.
First impressions make the mark but over-time you can see who they really are.
I know I can be a dick, sound like I know everything, etc. etc. But me fucking around and being an asshole is either I truly think you're a fucking idiot or i'm just playing around. I try to keep a lot of you informed that i'm just like that but it's clear you don't know who I really am deep, deep inside my dark crevice.
Or if you actually care.
If you think i'm being an asshole just point it out, but i'm a nice person. It's just I don't act like myself around people I don't know (The whole fucking BBS Community) because i've been treated like shit.
A lot.
So I want to take this time and apologize to all the people that i've caused grievance to.
Let's start-a-new.
At 8/20/14 05:36 AM, CreateAndDestroy wrote:At 8/20/14 05:33 AM, Satan wrote:You know, you don't need to inform us every time you see something that used to be ban worthy.You know, I do not see how the rules have been modified. So shut the fuck up.
This guys on his fucking period.
One second Create, let me go get a glass of Vodka to cool the nerves for you.
At 8/20/14 07:36 PM, PinkyPinkWink wrote: deer? there was this conflict on the bus that i ride between two people with this topic and i heard it got pretty heated. Alas, I was not there first hand, but i want to see what newground thinks. Do you think it is possible to 360 no-scope a deer??
If you are on Newgrounds to solve arguments on a bus ride you are one of those kids.
If you can spin and shoot, whatever is in your way is going to fucking die.
At 8/20/14 04:53 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I know that there are at least a couple lovebirds on this site (of various orientations), so how much of a Casanova are you?
I'm 15 so I can't state i'm romantic because i'm a horny fuck.
But Vodka will be my love until my time shines.
At 8/20/14 07:05 PM, kazumazkan wrote: because fuck you that's why
I love that reference.
At 8/20/14 06:47 PM, larrynachos wrote:
No. I'm not going to bow to someone just because someone told me to.
I was kidding.
I don't even know who the fuck Vastcool is.
At 8/20/14 06:31 PM, larrynachos wrote: What? Why? No. Don't tell me what to do.
You need some parental figures in your life.
If you don't want to, how about I offer you ice-cream? Then will you do it?
At 8/20/14 03:28 PM, samulis wrote:
So, any chance you can put up some work you two have done so we can see what it looks like then?
As of right now we are not showing audio but here's an alpha drawing of our first cartoon.
At 8/20/14 12:17 AM, Xenomit wrote: What's some really refrigerated things
Cheese, basically all dairy products.
Three guys were in the forest and cannibals surrounded them. The cannibals tied them up and gave them two challenges. The first challenge was to find 2 fruits and 5 of each. The first guy came back with apples and grapes, the second guy had cherries and bananas, and the third guy hasn't come back yet. The second challenge was that they had to shove all 10 fruits up their ass with out making a face. The first guy squinted and he was killed. The second guy saw the third guy coming back and laughed, then was killed. In hell, the first guy asks the second guy- "Why the hell did you laugh?"
"I saw the third guy come back with watermelons."
At 8/20/14 02:56 PM, Troisnyx wrote: What genre, and along what lines, are you creating your cartoons? Any artist with integrity does appreciate knowing this. Sure, it might not be Happy Harry, but let's uear it.
It's more un-serious than serious, however it depends really on what we want to produce. We have a more "immature" base than mature but if we want to create a serious piece for anything, that's what we'll do. Our genre is basically anything we are willing to produce. However as far as music goes that is up to the cartoon itself.
At 8/20/14 02:22 PM, samulis wrote:
I understand what you mean, and no, we are not planning on "falling apart" anytime soon. J.T. and I love working together and always leave a call laughing. In no means would we just "break up" because of work related things. And yes, we are able to give content considering as of right now one is in the making. For an audio producer, we just need one avaliable for the team when we need him/her, and allow them to be aware that we all pitch in and it's equal work. It's just as of right now, 2 people making animations and pumping them out is hard. With a bigger group than 2 (possibly 5) is what we want, an audio producer, a voice actor (as me and JT are already voice actors), a background artist, and that's about it. However, I get what you mean. We might not be the "best" but you can only get better. Remember how shitty HappyHarry was?
In a nutshell, we just want help from people that want publicity. We want both ends to be met and no standard requirement is needed, other than the fact that you are apart of Hail Santa and you are able to produce audio for us. As of right now there is a need of audio, and we are trying to fill up every roll but that creates slower production.
We don't want to fail, either. We want to succeed, we just need the help. And we are determined to make sure our work doesn't suffer.
At 7/31/14 09:45 PM, ChezCatTale wrote: I am able and willing to do voice recordings for videos
You need a Voice Actor Demo Reel.
At 8/20/14 03:26 AM, CreateAndDestroy wrote: I mean, come on. 10+ years isn't loyal idek know what. I've seen countless threads for modership which back in the day got you banned instant.
Regardless, by the looks of it it is allowed now so
#CreateAndDestroy4MOD!
Yeah Yeah!
First you already failed to become a Moderator. You become a moderator by being asked, or if applications are avaliable you use that. Creating a campaign for being a Forum Moderator is like telling a company they should hire you because you buy their stuff. Alright... you are a consumer. That doesn't make you qualified just because you KNOW the product. Newgrounds doesn't need moderators who make themselves into something they're not.
I'd love if Tom Fulp said no to you, and then you quit Newgrounds because of it.
And yes, I am a dick. Sorry.
At 8/20/14 03:50 AM, Troisnyx wrote: The whole group isn't getting any pay then? I suppose I'd only consider it if there are projects I can truly be passionate about. How will we musicians know that?
Do you have a repertoire that you've finished, anywhere on the Net?
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BuzzBee by TheGhostOfMarzA short Jam I made when i got massive
- Score
- 4.03 / 5.00
- Type
- Song
- Genre
- Dubstep
- Popularity
- 70 Views
I didn't make it, TheGhostofMarz did (he's currently the audio and animator and also supporting voice actor)
As of right now it's just the two of us and we need people to help us, and as stated, it's not paying. However, if money came our way (As in, merchandise sold, etc) like our GROUP got money, it'd be split between each member. So say we got 27 dollars from a T-Shirt, we'd all get 9 bucks, and also it splits from video revenue as well.
It's just not a job where you do something and you're instantly paid. But as far as "money" comes in the future when we can afford that, it'll be a huge possibility.
At Hail Santa, we're currently looking for an audio member to join the group.
You might be wondering, what's Hail Santa? Hail Santa is a little group started by me and my friend J.T. (theghostofmarz.newgrounds.com) and we are looking for people to take roles and help us create cartoons that we love, while also having a little help from YOU!
Benefits: There is no pay or anything like that, but it helps get you publicly noticed and also lets you help with producing cartoons!
Thank's for reading.
At 8/19/14 06:50 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote:
like I said not enough
Well, i'll figure something out. In the mean time, make sure the family stays safe and the doors are locked. If I don't come back in an hour, i'm dead.
At 8/19/14 06:38 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote:
I don't think you would have enough bullets to help the situation.
You only need one bullet to take yourself out.
At 8/19/14 06:30 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: somebody better give me a fucking answer
I could give you a gun if you want.
At 8/19/14 05:50 PM, Scintillating wrote: And Jim Davis never intended it to be. He strives for mediocrity and longevity. It's a licensing machine.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/assessment/2004/06/garfield.single.html
That article was also dead-on about the Garfield movie.
As a kid it's funny because you don't mature in humor as a lot of adults do, but hey-
As of right now in this day and age, he's the equivalent to a Newgrounds Shit Poster.
At 8/19/14 05:32 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: Dunno if this has already been mentioned, but a minimum word limit may cut out a lot of short-and-shit reviews.
Say ... 10 word minimum?
Not even that will help. Considering even if there is a minimum requirement, people will just write out stupid shit- Perfect example:
Even though I had to shit, this made me shit my pants laughing.
That's not a review, that's fucking stupid. But... that's society.
At 8/19/14 05:28 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
Some people just review things for fun. I do a mix of fun and because people want to know how to make things better.
"review things for fun" Quote of the year 2K14.
While the review section truly is meant for reviews, lots of the younger users don't really understand that and thus end up just giving one liners, one word thoughts, and quotes from the content itself. It doesn't effect or bother me in the slightest and I don't see why it bothers you so much.
You haven't read anything from what I said. You skimmed it. How do I know? I stated, they give content (That doesn't deserve it) 5 stars and it HELPS the creator without even being helpful nor a review itself. That bothers me.
At 8/19/14 04:14 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
Not everyone is capable of writing reviews or has time to write them out. We've had reviews like this for years, no issues with them.
If you are not capable of writing a review or "write them out" why write one in the first place.
How is this abusive? I could understand if it was insulting the author by calling them "cuntwaggles" or "shit for brains" but simply stating one word things usually aren't abusive, please look back to my first point.
Because a review is: a formal assessment or examination of something with the possibility or intention of instituting change if necessary / With that being said...
Again, please refer to first point, not everyone has time to write out full reviews.
Read my reply.
Or maybe, you know, they share a different sense of humor than you. Can be hard to wrap your head around but no, the world doesn't revolve around strictly you or your sense of humor only.
Refer to when I stated: "I have an opinion" I know not everyone will like what I say or do. Including you, stating it doesn't revolve around me. But what the world revolves around is opinions, that's what shapes it. And my sense of humor would be a majority of humor, but just random shit out of your ass? That's humor? Please... don't be a minge.
Smosh, MrSafetySMPFilms, Rina-Chan, Egoraptor, Jontron, Tobuscus, etc etc.
Smosh is retarded, MrSaftey- Never watched, Rina-Chan, never watched, Egoraptor, SETS UP HIS JOKES, see? JonTron, SETS UP HIS JOKES. Tobuscus, not funny in any means.
He also runs SleepyCabin with close friends now.
Cool? I knew that.
It will never end because people are free to review as they please. I myself rarely every give 5 stars to anything anymore.
It could end. "Free to review as they please" even though there's buttons stating if it's useful or not, while also being able to be "taken down" for being abusive such as what I stated above. Cool, you don't need to tell me you don't give 5 stars, considering-
If you are a minge, you'd understand. However, you're trying to contradict. Please don't when you don't know all of the facts.
At 8/19/14 04:05 PM, fieldertiger wrote:
So you're saying that StrawberryClock is the most terrible Newgrounds user ever, even though he revolutionized that shitty submissions isn't terrible at all. Clock Day was awesome. You cannot destroy B. Also, saying that Jews are mean would make you an anti-semite.
First off- Newgrounds is in no way a serious place, so adding in the commenting stating I said Jews are mean is irrelevant. This post wasn't about jews nor did I say that they are mean, I added it in for "humor" which is what I have and my friends know it.
Second off- "Random submissions" was the post and why I hate them. He didn't revolutionize anything, he made a group about Clocks on Newgrounds and it got big, you're one of his defenders. If you didn't like him, why would you defend him? if you genuinely like his content, great.
But I don't. It's my opinion. Thanks :)
This is a message for you.
Or is it a message? No, a poem, telling you to screw.
You state it is "funny" or "bad"
But in all honesty, that's a review? How sad...
Honestly, people whom review whatever it may be saying one-word like "Funny" or "Bad" or whatever the fuck it is and give it 5 stars is very abusive towards the review system. Reviews are meant for serious critism and are not to be used like YouTube comments. I honestly wish everyone who does that burns in hell.
Not to sound like a fucking jew kyke but in all honesty it just bothers me shit that isn't funny (Some of "StrawberryClock"'s Shit) is barely funny and is just mis-shapen audio (as in loud, nonsensical comedy) and people give it 5 stars and people praise it because it's "StrawberryClock"
I have no beef with anyone in this site, i've argued, i've bitched, i've done a lot. But never, never will I want to experience the day people who have no sense of humor are praised because they're "famous" that's just a hunk of bullshit.
I love Stamper, i'd have gay sex with him. But does that mean I am going to give him 5 stars and fuck his mouth because he's Stamper? No. Because he's not funny all of the time (even though he does a better job making random shit than a lot of people on Newgrounds) that doesn't give him the right to be "famous" either, he's known for a lot of things.
But being known to be a fucking minge and just run around with your dick out? Honestly... I mean i'm not one to talk shit about anyone, I haven't even uploaded content yet except for my voice demo, but I do have something in the works. After-all, you might not like what I have either, but i'm not promoting anything other than that 5 star bullshit has to end.
Phew... my bitching session is over.
Discuss.
At 8/18/14 10:21 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: A simple question with a complicated answer: Are ghosts real or not?
Please state your answer and explain why.
Ghosts aren't real. There are no proof of them, no recorded sighting (Unless "stated") but in all reality, there is no possible way.
Just because people state they have seen ghosts and are good with effects to seem believable goes back to the "Moon Landing" days where people believed we landed on the moon. In all seriousness, I don't think we landed on the moon either, but after time I do believe we did do other "space" adventures with better technology.
As for back then and now, Ghosts? There isn't any possible way. It's just illogical. Without factual evidence (not produced by TV show or photo) then there's eventually "no" way to state you could record a ghost. Society just makes you want to believe, but there are so many things out there that... just make it seem impossible. However, it's what I think.
At 8/19/14 02:11 AM, ZE13 wrote: Is lizzle :D
Nice shit post.
At 8/18/14 03:43 PM, rendibsivad wrote: Is there such thing as a female pedophile? I haven't seen ONE FRICKN FEMLE in the fricking chris hansen dateline show..
What the firck is up with that... I don't even fricking know...
Anyone and anything can be a pedophile.
Just make sure you keep an eye on your ass at all times.
