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Response to: Cigarettes Posted August 23rd, 2014 in General

At 8/23/14 09:55 AM, Radaketor wrote:
You do know weed doesn't make you cool either, right?

Well around where I live weed is a huge influence and a lot of people do it.

I only said "Smoke weed" because cigarettes are more harmful and in no way did I say "It's cool" but maybe I implied it.

Response to: Your most embarassing NG memory Posted August 23rd, 2014 in General

At 8/23/14 06:35 AM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: What moment on this website were you most shamed or embarrassed by something stupid you did? Who is brave enough to pull out the demons of their past?

I'm embarrassed of the fact I re-joined two years after I joined instead of using my old account.

cronizonenewgrounds.newgrounds.com

Like what the fuck...

Cigarettes Posted August 23rd, 2014 in General

Me and my friends always made fun of people who smoked them. They're "Cancer Sticks" and just stupid to even smoke. You want to smoke? Smoke weed. Don't light a cigarette and think you are cool cause you aren't. You think walking around with a woman stick will get you pussy? Hah! Please. Do us all a favor and get tampons before you light that thing. You pussy.

- That was me before, and now I smoke them.

Who else does? And obviously if you hate them, I probably listed your reasons above.

Response to: One Final Breath Posted August 23rd, 2014 in General

At 8/23/14 02:33 AM, Kwing wrote: If you were on your deathbed and could only take one more breath, who would you want to be with you and what would you say?

"I may have fucked up, but at least i'm the one dying instead of you."

Response to: This ugly son of a bitch... Posted August 23rd, 2014 in General

At 6/29/14 11:07 PM, Wegra wrote: Is fucking super hot chicks!

(Now's your chance to fill in the blank) :3

I had to do this before anyone else did.

Now nobody can use this. <3

This ugly son of a bitch...

Response to: a night in the life. Posted August 23rd, 2014 in General

At 8/23/14 01:57 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: masturbating while crying and then sleep.......

You don't need to masturbate when you have a man to do that job for you.

Response to: PS Thread: NG Marketing Campaign Posted August 22nd, 2014 in General

At 8/22/14 03:40 PM, Makakaov wrote: @Chronamut

I want this one.

So bad.

Driving Posted August 22nd, 2014 in General

I thought driving would be the shit. Ever since I was young I loved the idea of it, just the thought of being able to go wherever I wish and doing whatever. Just the freedom of it.

Now that I think about it, after driving once, it sucks.

Do you like driving (If you're the age to drive) and if you can't drive, are you excited to?

Response to: My Apologies Posted August 22nd, 2014 in General

At 8/22/14 08:37 PM, Maculoon wrote:
no one knows who you are until know why are you acting as if you hold some sort of relevance?

Purely because i'm like you, a Newgrounds user. You aren't above me and i'm not above you. And if I make people aggrivated and/or mad, i'd like to let them know it's all in good fun and not meant to be serious.

And yes, people did know me before "now". So get off of the "Nobody knows you" train.

Response to: My Apologies Posted August 22nd, 2014 in General

At 8/22/14 07:48 PM, Makakaov wrote:

ell people and state i'm joking why not make a thread?


NG has some users who will remember you for your jokes and hate you till they forget you completly despite if you're obviously joking/trolling or not. Just don't care about if anyone's offended, some people will love you even if you will be a constant jackass 24/7.

I don't care about them. The purpose was to say sorry and just forget the past.

The point is to tell people I don't care if they hate me or not, I just don't want to argue or aggrivate anybody. I also don't want to be known as the "jackass" or "asshole" of Newgrounds, no matter what purpose.

Response to: My Apologies Posted August 22nd, 2014 in General

At 8/22/14 07:29 PM, Makakaov wrote: Bitch please, if that was normal I would have to make 4 "I'm sorry" threads daily, and only 4 because 4 is a daily limit.

Well people on Newgrounds either take shit seriously or take shit as a joke, or mis-communication occurs.

To tell people and state i'm joking why not make a thread?

Response to: why does everyone hate wadefulp Posted August 22nd, 2014 in General

At 8/22/14 04:54 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
Dude, I apologized (something which rarely happens).

Which you should always do and not be a dick.

Just words of wisdom. <3

Response to: If you don't like Newgrounds Posted August 22nd, 2014 in General

At 8/22/14 01:45 PM, Amaranthus wrote: No fucking way, bro!

Yes fucking way, bro!

Response to: If you don't like Newgrounds Posted August 22nd, 2014 in General

At 8/22/14 01:40 PM, Voltage wrote:
At 8/22/14 01:31 PM, Cronizone wrote: Newgrounds isn't asking you to be apart of it's community. It's allowing you to. There's no contract, you signed up.

If you hate Newgrounds, don't sign in. Just fuck off.
ah, but that is the poetic shylock - we might totally love NG, but the community bugs the shit out of us and that's why I didn't post on the BBS for years

But the BBS isn't required. You don't need to post on it. The community on BBS is different from the animating community, to the audio community, etc.

Also people in General try to just be idiotic to be relevant. Relevence. The word itself pisses me off. I tried apologizing (especially to you) if I seemed like an asshole before and everyone just stated "I don't know you."

I know that wasn't because they didn't know me. It's just to be "relevant".

Another thing that pisses me off, you don't like the thread, don't post on it. Not talking to you though.

Response to: The Ultimate Simpsons Marathon Posted August 22nd, 2014 in General

At 4/10/14 05:25 PM, Pop-Tart wrote: FXX will be airing ALL 552 Simpsons episodes in a row over a 12 day period.

Anyone who says they do not like the Simpsons is probably an Al-Qaeda.

I'm an Al-Qaeda.

Alululul.

In all seriousness I LIKED Simpsons, but now I just prefer other stuff THAN Simspons. It's not that I hate it. It's just... hard to explain. It's like the writers of F.R.I.E.N.D.S took over.

And the writers of F.R.I.E.N.D.S sucks. Dick.

Response to: I wanna live in ancient Rome Posted August 22nd, 2014 in General

At 8/22/14 01:32 PM, Monster-64 wrote:
Sigh... when they master time travel, could someone post on this thread?

I'm posting from Ancient Rome.

A dog bit a child in the balls. His balls got infected and puffed up. Because the Witch Doctor couldn't do anything, we threw him off a huge cliff and he died.

A tragic day for everyone in Rome.

In all serious, you'd rather not. Even though it'd be cool the medical supplies and technique they had sucked huge dick.

Unless you want to get thrown off a cliff stay on Newgrounds and have fun.

Response to: If you don't like Newgrounds Posted August 22nd, 2014 in General

At 8/22/14 01:29 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:
Coming in to hate is useless, and says a lot about that character.

Exactly. If you like 4chan go on that. If you like Reddit go on that. If you like YouTube, go on that.

Newgrounds isn't asking you to be apart of it's community. It's allowing you to. There's no contract, you signed up.

If you hate Newgrounds, don't sign in. Just fuck off.

If you don't like Newgrounds Posted August 22nd, 2014 in General

Then stop posting and stating how much you hate it on the forums.

You're probably an older member, and you like other things than Newgrounds. Cool. But I, and a lot others like Newgrounds so...

You can leave if you want.

Response to: So what's the purpose of doing this Posted August 22nd, 2014 in General

At 8/22/14 07:46 AM, klompors wrote: Educate me, people
Look at the gif:

That's actually pretty funny.

Better than a lot of content people post on Newgrounds.

Response to: New Jersey Newgrounders Posted August 21st, 2014 in General

At 2/17/13 02:28 PM, Wegra wrote: New Jersey.

THE CABS ARE 'EERE!

Response to: Bands you unexpectedly liked? Posted August 21st, 2014 in General

For some reason I never heard of Queen since like two years ago and it's my favorite ever since.

Response to: Corrupt a wish! Posted August 21st, 2014 in General

At 8/21/14 04:05 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
I wish I could go somewhere.

Granted, but it's School.

I wish for Newgrounds to get rid of assholes.

Response to: Icelandic Volcano Eruption Posted August 21st, 2014 in General

At 8/20/14 12:11 PM, exudaz wrote:
The northern hemisphere is fucked (potentially).

The Northern Hemisphere's a slut, all she does is get fucked.

There'd be no big deal if she got fucked again.

Response to: Savory Food Porn Posted August 21st, 2014 in General

At 8/21/14 02:17 PM, SentForMe wrote: Have you ever been watching one of those cooking shows and you suddenly start to salivate?

Reminds me of South Park.

Response to: Toad Day Posted August 21st, 2014 in General

At 8/21/14 10:21 AM, NGPulp wrote: Let's make August 21 a day about amphibians, toads and stuff.

Whadd'ya guys say?

It has no significance nor would I be apart of it.

But I won't deny the kids their fun. Happy Reptile Day.

Response to: My Apologies Posted August 20th, 2014 in General

At 8/20/14 10:34 PM, Avery wrote: I don't even know who you are.

You've replied and i've replied to your posts.

Also, this is targeted to people i've offended.

It's getting harder and harder not to be a dick.

Response to: My Apologies Posted August 20th, 2014 in General

At 8/20/14 10:22 PM, CiviLies wrote: Yo, Croni.

You seem like a pretty okay dude.

Thanks, it's just I thought Newgrounds was more loose in their humor, but there are some serious mother fuckers on Newgrounds.

It sucks but I just want to let people know i'm not a huge cunt.

Response to: My Apologies Posted August 20th, 2014 in General

At 8/20/14 08:58 PM, NGPulp wrote: I don't know who you are and what you've done, but I forgive you.

You obviously know me.

You're one of my fans <3

Honestly I know a few of you i've either replied or your replied to me so you know me.

Response to: My Apologies Posted August 20th, 2014 in General

At 8/20/14 08:02 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: I've never even heard of OP before.

It's fine, it's not targeted to everyone on Newgrounds. It's targeted to the people who know me.

Response to: My Apologies Posted August 20th, 2014 in General

At 8/20/14 07:51 PM, FinaLee wrote: Have we met before?

Your name is awfully familiar but, I don't know if we chatted.

But i'm always up for meeting new people.