357 Forum Posts by "Cronizone"
I thought this was pretty funny because I know people prefer dubs and people prefer subs, so on and so forth.
My sister was watching Sword Art Online with the dub and subtitles on. I asked "Why?" and she just prefers to watch her anime like that.
Now I thought it was pretty funny because i've never heard someone watch a dub with subtitles on, it's like saying my Blu-ray player can also play DVD's. Usually some DVD players can play Blu-ray, but nobody really says their Blu-ray player can also play DVD's, obviously comparing DVD and Blu-ray like Dub and Sub (even though they are completely different)
What do you prefer?
At 9/12/14 05:11 AM, uhnomal3 wrote: Short description of why you write?
Because I can make stuff up on the spot that I believe is funny.
Half-Life 2 Joke
Gordan: ... (Picks up object with his mind)
Alyx: Whoa, how'd you do that?
Gordan: ... (Refuses to talk)
Alyx: Can you just talk for like, 2 seconds?
Gordan: ... Alright, but i'm contractually obligated to not talk, so make it fast.
Alyx: Teach me how to pick up stuff without my hands.
Gordan: Well, when I was a kid I was handfucked by a man. Since that day I refused to ever use my hands again, so as you can see (Picks up object without hands) it worked.
Alyx: Alright, you can go back to not talking anymore. Or ever again...
At 9/3/14 05:49 PM, Luciuspain wrote:
I see garbage on the art portal when these awesome people should be getting recommended.
If you see "garbage" and stupid art-work not worthy to be in the art portal then report it, or if it's good and you are just saying garbage to imply stupid shit than you are wrong.
Some people aren't worth being famous, so they won't be famous. Everything happens for a reason
At 8/30/14 07:13 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I know what you mean and you're going to pay for that! I'll retaliate by pegging you with an acid-dipped hot-iron!
The only acid I want is the saliva dripping from your mouth on my hard cock.
My chickens been waiting for some saliva.
At 8/30/14 02:35 PM, GrahamNG wrote: It's really not hard to just play your own game, you'll also have a better idea of where glitches may occur. I understand doing a control test to try the difficulty but other than that what's the point?
Any thoughts?
If you want to play a shitty game that wasn't tested and produced to the public without making sure it runs smooth for the consumers to realize it's fine, then sure, it's pointless.
If you like bugs, then why don't we fire every coder that Game Tests to make sure the gaming market doesn't pump out shit.
Also not everyone has time to sit there and play their own video game, they have jobs. Game Testers play while Game Developers do. So... now you know, and knowings half the battle.
At 8/26/14 01:05 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:
Hello, Mike Mclure here.
You may have read such threads as: [insert thread title here, maybe a link]
I actually was.
I'm glad someone caught on that joke. Thanks.
At 8/26/14 12:30 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
Nice meme!
You must be some kind of comedy genius!
I'm glad you enjoy my comedy, Amaranthus.
I only try and please you.
At 8/26/14 12:17 PM, Radaketor wrote:
Your joke really didn't sound like a joke at all, you know. There's no sarcasm button on your keyboard that makes us know you're trying to be funny.
They stole sexy babes. They stole tits. Tits. Vaginas. All the things I love.
^^^ I didn't know you can take this into context and sound serious.
Sarcasm as in "We must warn Tom Fulp, this is an act of war" to another reply where I stated "It was a joke"
But people still went on to act like Social Justice Warriors and bash on the thread of being "idiotic"
At 8/26/14 12:07 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
It also annoys me how people think anime is about nothing but violence and nudity from watching just one anime. People make ignorant conclusions that based on what they saw from one anime, all other anime are like this as well.
Do you realize how much of an ignorant cunt you sound like.
The thread, was a joke, not for me being serious, it was meant to be a joke.
I wasn't "ACTUALLY MAD" I just fucking posted a picture on Newgrounds and make a thread.
A joke, you PLEBIAN.
At 8/26/14 12:04 PM, Radaketor wrote:
"They stole sexy babes. They stole tits. Tits. Vaginas. All the things I love." what does that even mean? I thought you were talking about some guy from GTA V who was on a billboard.
"They stole sexy babes. They stole tits. Tits. Vaginas. All the things I love.
But I will kill every single japanese person for this."
I honestly wish people on BBS had more of a sense for humor.
That, was a part, of a joke. And yes, "some guy" was Michael Disanta, and he is in Grand Theft Auto V.
Also, Orangebomb you're a cunt lol. Stupidity meaning it's a "JOKE"
I honestly wish Newgrounds was what I thought it was. Un-serious humor, but everyone on BBS takes it up the ass.
At 8/26/14 11:54 AM, Radaketor wrote:
How high were you when you made this topic?
I wish I was high when I saw Michael on a BILLBOARD in Tokyo, ESP to be exact.
But, Radaketor, we must revolt. We need people to report to Tom, this is an act of war.
At 8/26/14 11:36 AM, MrPercie wrote: Can someone please explain how anime stole GTA 5?
Is there an anime TV show going to be based on GTA?
Zankyou no Terror is kind of based off of GTA V, but there's literally a poster of Michael in "Tokyo ESP" which I thought was bullshit.
It's like one of those games that copy other games. Like Chainsaw Man for example, which was stolen from Axe Man. (Idk their fucking names, it's that cutting down tree game, but I really don't care about their names either)
And i'm not really mad, it was just a funny coincidence I found that kind of erked me.
At 8/26/14 01:32 AM, Makakaov wrote: Looks like we're dealing with Grand Theft Anime here.
Looks like we are dealing with FUCKING bullshit.
They stole sexy babes. They stole tits. Tits. Vaginas. All the things I love.
But I will kill every single japanese person for this.
At 8/25/14 04:57 PM, Splats wrote: is this guy going to be a habit cause i sure hope not
Oh I dern sure will become a habit.
Just you watch, youngling.
At 8/25/14 04:12 PM, Conal wrote: I have a counter suggestion; don't post forum games, they're against the rules.
That got shot down quick.
At 8/25/14 01:40 PM, Conal wrote: I'm just bantering with ya, buddy.
I didn't realize you were new & 15.
Welcome to Newgrounds!
Now I can't take you seriously because you're 21 and argued with a teenage kid about Video Games.
It's hard to believe you were "bantering" and plus because i'm new doesn't make me any less of a person here. I've been on the internet for 5 years, shorter than a lot but I know my way around. But if you are serious then this "bantering" is hearby over. Not by mine or your accord, by our accord.
And i'm 15 but i'm more of an adult than a lot of people.
At 8/25/14 01:33 PM, Conal wrote:
Oh, it wasn't serious? If there's no meaning, then clearly your argument is meaningless.
Case dismissed.
It took you about 12 minutes to think of this entire argument, and before I even keep going this is Newgrounds, not 4chan.
If you are this good with your argument skills, then I have to say-
At 8/25/14 01:13 PM, Conal wrote: How the fuck does playing video games equate to general programming use?
Games and forums use programming, well done. So that automatically makes it okay? I agree that video games are great, but your right for the wrong reasons because your reasons are deductive.
First off- I never said they are "okay" I stated they are what involve imagination. Cutting people up and butchers slice meat, you are correct. I never stated that is an act that is alright for anyone to do.
Second off- Cool your penis. When did I ever state some job that was "illegal" in the whole post? Animating and programming, while also forum posting (which isn't a job...) seem perfectly legal.
Learn to logic? I'll allow everyone to know these posts aren't planned out, they are off the top of my head. I don't think for a day and say "Hey, let me write this paragraph on how I am right and be a dick to everyone who has an opinion against it."
I may be right but you are certainly wrong for taking the post seriously while also stating something completely off-topic.
At 8/25/14 01:14 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:At 8/25/14 01:10 PM, Cronizone wrote: well because those posts seem a tad bit popular I might make a post on General every week just to give my two cents about stuff I believe is important.I'd like to hear your two cents on the lost art of modesty.
The opening part was just a joke. I understand it wasn't "modest" but I do note that those two posts got a lot of comments so why not make another post just to keep things interesting?
I'm not the fucking comedian of the General Forum, but it's just cool that when I post stuff I get posts from people who have their own ideas and either disagree or agree with me also with their logic.
It's fun.
At 8/25/14 11:18 AM, Makakaov wrote:
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we're all educated here and we all know such terms as graphen and polymers.
Honestly, you are the definition of genius.
Hello, Mike (Cronizone) here on the forums to give you more bullshit. You might've read "Cigarettes" and "Driving", well because those posts seem a tad bit popular I might make a post on General every week just to give my two cents about stuff I believe is important. Here's Video Games.
I think that video games are important in every childs life. You might think they are wastes of time, when you could be doing something else more productive. That is true. However, it all goes back to imagination. You need to have an imagination in life, because even though it's a cruel world, you need a mind that gets you through it. Taking life seriously all of the time would make someone not want to even be alive anymore. I'll be honest, if Video Games didn't exist i'd kill myself. But I wouldn't go to the extreme of "video games", i'd go to the extreme of my imagination.
As a writer, no matter what you do (Programming, animating, forum posting) all requires it. Programming needs imagination because, well, you are basically the construction worker of a video game. You can code how someone moves, talks, and all of that. Why not make it something you find, and the company finds appealing? And if everyone else (the consumers) find it appealing, you did your job right. Animating requires imagination (I shouldn't even need to explain why). And forum posting as well. You might think, why? Well, because. I wouldn't of wrote this forum if I didn't have the crazy idea in my head to explain why it is so important.
No matter what you do, always remember it has to please you, and nobody else.
Except if you want to be a killer, then fuck that shit.
At 8/25/14 08:22 AM, Ctdgrop wrote:
I didn't say I found it " funny". Geez, who do you think I am. God, you guys think I'm actually meaning to say balls as in dicks arent you? Amirite, or no. That's just sick. I would never EVER go down to that level, like some of you guys.
"I thought that was kinda funny."
At 8/24/14 09:54 PM, larrynachos wrote: Just because he/we are 16-17, doesn't mean we need hearts of stone.
I get sad when I watch sad stuff too :P
I was playing along to the post, but alright.
If that's what you desire.
At 8/24/14 09:51 PM, Twigo wrote:
you've got to understand that this movie was 10x sadder than titanic.
I don't have 3 hours to watch a movie, so i'll take your word for it.
At 8/24/14 09:46 PM, Twigo wrote: i watched a sad ass movie and ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THIS ONE SCENE.
please.
help.
JEEZ IMMA GO CRY AGAIN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You're a 17 year old male.
Go to your car, drive around a little bit, maybe make some coffee. Play some video games, masturbate, you have unlimited options.
Stop being a pussy>
At 8/24/14 10:58 AM, Xiicubed wrote:
Why would anyone do that?
I could give you a few reasons why.
It is a natural thing for animals to eat other animals. The food chain is a main part of this. Although not all animals eat other animals, the ones who do need food to survive on anything they can.
In a nutshell, it's because of survival. And if you'd rather them all die, then allow them to die. It's not like you are in the wild protecting animals, you're on your ass on the computer bitching about snakes.
At 8/23/14 03:35 PM, Ctdgrop wrote: I heard something in a song called "for the first time in forever" one of the verses said "what is a ballroom without balls".
I didn't even smirk at this.
Obviously you are under the age of 15 to think it's funny.
At 8/23/14 01:12 PM, Piggler wrote: Don't give people shit for smoking, you pompous fuck.
You missed the part where I was joking.
At 8/23/14 02:38 AM, TheDukeofJuke wrote: WHYYYY?!!11!!1!@!!**
Because your pussy stinks.
You need to clean it.
