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Response to: Newgrounds User Beatdown! Posted November 17th, 2014 in General

@Voltage

I purposely made mine the shittiest addition possible.

It's an artistic standpoint of genius, and if it looks like shit...

My work here, is done.

Newgrounds User Beatdown!

Response to: Newgrounds User Beatdown! Posted November 17th, 2014 in General

There is no purposeful nor necessary reason why Egoraptor is apart of this.

Like old generations of games, newer generations replace the old to keep the game fresh.

I took the honor of getting rid of someone who left Newgrounds to play video games and slowly work on animation for someone whom you might like as a fresh update.

You're welcome.

Newgrounds User Beatdown!

Response to: Who is worser: noobtuber or camper Posted November 14th, 2014 in Video Games

At 11/14/14 03:28 PM, TheDisharmony wrote: Which is worser???

"Which is worser???"
"Is worser???"
"worser???"

Worser...
Worser...!
Worser.!!
WORSER!!!

WOOOOOOOORSERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Anyways, I believe campers are horrible.

Who is worser: noobtuber or camper

Response to: Newgrounds Appreciation Day Thread Posted November 14th, 2014 in General

At 11/14/14 05:57 PM, Knights wrote: You should come, all the cool NG people go to NG HQ on Pico Day to hang out and shoot the shit.

I would go when I turn of the age to attend such meetings.

But who wants to see a 15 year old nerd show up when everyone else is adults and trying to have an adult time?

I wouldn't want a kid to show up lol.

Response to: Newgrounds Appreciation Day Thread Posted November 14th, 2014 in General

At 11/14/14 05:56 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
Pico Day
TomFulp's birthday
Appreciation Day

Based upon the triple layer of fuck I recieved, ignore the OP.

Just answer these questions:

What are you greatful for, that Newgrounds has bestowed upon thine eyes?
Also, which users do you appreciate on this website?
Are there any moderators you'd like to thank for making your experience even better?
And did you remember to dust your picture of our holy emperor Kim Jong Fulp?

Newgrounds Appreciation Day Thread Posted November 14th, 2014 in General

I believe that on the day Newgrounds was born, if this isn't already a thing, instead of a marking of the grand sites birthday, instead, it should be an appreciation day.

If it wasn't for Newgrounds, where else would I be able to see shitty jokes animated into a cartoon that resembles nothing but poor writers trying to make stuff they believe is fun when in reality fun comes at the cost of all that give us the freedom for what we do today?

What are you greatful for, that Newgrounds has bestowed upon thine eyes?

Also, which users do you appreciate on this website?

Are there any moderators you'd like to thank for making your experience even better?

And did you remember to dust your picture of our holy emperor Kim Jong Fulp?

Response to: Roblox Posted November 12th, 2014 in General

At 11/12/14 03:00 PM, solamander wrote: I know people call it a little kids game, but I've been playing a lot of it recently and it's honestly really fun.

It's fun until you realize you've wasted a good portion of your life on a video game designed to trap you into it.

I have no clue what's "fun" about it, but, hey.

Get Halo.

Response to: Anime Conversation Thread Posted November 10th, 2014 in General

So I think this thread in and out of itself proved one thing about Newgrounds General Users.

It's pretty hard to carry on a conversation with a topic.

The good few that managed earn the Purple Heart award, whilst all others... continue on your daily routine.

That is all.

Response to: What did you do today? Posted November 9th, 2014 in General

At 11/9/14 04:25 PM, w00tw00 wrote: What do you do today Newgrounds?

Well, I woke up a 1 P.M. Took a shower, helped my Grandma take off the pool-cover to fix the tube that was inside of it that held it up, and put it back on. Watched Hulu, and cleaned out my PC. Going to play some Advanced Warfare in a bit.

Yeah... eventful Sunday, amirite?

Anime Conversation Thread Posted November 9th, 2014 in General

In this thread, you will act like a normal anime highschool character replying to the person above you. I'm bored and wanted to see if all of you can carry a conversation... that's anime-like, so to speak.

1. You can kind of fool around, but it's intended to be like an anime, so kind of follow that code.
2. Don't ask why I made this thread, just do it.
3. You can be a male, female, whatever you'd like.
4. Make sure you reply to the person above you... just wanted to be clear.

Alright, i'll begin.

"How are you, senpai?"

Response to: "The oldest joke in the book" Posted November 8th, 2014 in General

At 11/8/14 12:53 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: We've probably all heard this expression, but what do you think is literally the pun or joke that we still use today with the oldest origin?

I believe the first ever joke created by man kind was blaming farts on other people.

Response to: My First Day Working Posted November 5th, 2014 in General

At 11/5/14 10:55 AM, Monster-64 wrote: That's cool, dude. I'll be working at a Home Depot next month. I'll be making $700 a month, and since that this is my first job, and I won't be paying (as many) bills, that money adds up.

700 a month? How? Teach me your ways.

Response to: Weed now legal in DC and Oregon Posted November 5th, 2014 in General

At 11/5/14 12:39 AM, Stretchysumo wrote: So weed was just legalized in Oregon and the District of Columbia. Of all the places to legalize this year, I didn't think DC would be one of them. I guess now Obama can legally hotbox the oval office.
Edit: DC won't have weed shops, it's just going to be decriminalized there.

Well... Massachusetts is right around the corner I hope.

It's only a matter of time that my presentation of how Cannabis should be legalized is done, what's funny is I found out SALVIA is legal and has the same affects except a tad-bit more harmful than Marijuana, as Marijuana is taxed as an "intoxent" that's why people get arrested for being (Under the Influence) just another Government term for being drunk...

But if you were DRUNK, it'll be a lot worse than being under the Mary Jane. I'm safe as fuck about pot, I stay home, I have a conscience telling me to not be a fucking idiot. A lot of people are like that... but we are masked by the idiots who smoke weed and just think it's funny to fuck with people when it's completely different if you were behind a computer screen.

Response to: My First Day Working Posted November 5th, 2014 in General

At 11/5/14 01:59 AM, MrApophis wrote: At least you're working. My bro quit his first job after a day, then 3 years later in 2008, got a job carrying a sign. He finally started working at a convenience store in 2010 and is assistant manager there now.

Yeah.. I mean at my age, most 15 year olds just sit at home and smoke pot.
I mean I smoke weed and cigarettes but i'm not lazy about it.

At 11/5/14 02:35 AM, DalexJ1337 wrote: ive heard of market basket before i think its only in louisiana

Also, It's in Massachusetts, that's currently where I live. I want to move out to California but the prices there are fucking in-sane.

At 11/5/14 10:21 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: if you don't have whatever stupidly specific thing they are requesting, it's like their mind can't comprehend it.
and if you DO have the item, they struggle to wrap their head around how it was ten cents cheaper six months ago.

Yeah... I mean I tried to comprehend what I should've done cause I was tired as fuck, just got home from school and IMMEDIATELY had to go to work when I had barely any sleep, it was just a disaster show, so I think I did well for the state I was in.

At 11/5/14 08:06 AM, NGPulp wrote: Are you familiar with the film "Clerks", Cronizone?

I'm not, but i'll definitely check it out while i'm home from school today... felt like shit all day.

Response to: My First Day Working Posted November 4th, 2014 in General

At 11/4/14 03:30 PM, K1LL80Y wrote: Haha you do something that doesn't benefit society fucker!

u kno somethin, i might do somethin that doesnt benfit socity, but that comment doesnt either.

so shov dat up ur ass, bitch

My First Day Working Posted November 4th, 2014 in General

So... if you read my other post, or didn't I don't care- I got a job at my grocery store (Market Basket) as a bagger, well, it was embarrassing as fuck.

First off- This old lady wanted a 6-bottle pack of Diet Coke. They don't fucking sell those where I live, so I just grabbed a 12 pack for her cause that's what I could find and she was freaking out about it.

Second off- I tried putting 3 diet cokes into a plastic bag (In my defense I was tired and I had to do it really fast so I just thought 'Hey, why not three' and I know it's retarded to do) and the bag broke so I was like -Fuck, fuck fuck- and got a double-bag for her for her diet cokes and she laughed at me.

I just felt like a huge faggot the whole time I was there... and it sucked. But hey, moneys money.

Response to: My First Job Posted November 2nd, 2014 in General

At 11/2/14 11:24 PM, DjGubkafish wrote: I find it funny how they offer paper bags over plastic which requires cutting down trees

I mean, that's what lumberjacks were made for.

At 11/2/14 11:20 PM, FRAYDO wrote: best of luck to you. avoid stress.

Yeah, I mean I fucking pack bags and get 8-10 bucks an hour. Not that hard, especially the fact i'm 15 so my life doesn't depend on this job.

Response to: My First Job Posted November 2nd, 2014 in General

At 11/2/14 06:43 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:
Ok, just saying, pay a bum to buy you plenty of booze if you want to make it out alive.

I'll try man, i'll try. I don't think i'd want to waste money on booze though. Weed#forlife

At 11/2/14 06:42 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Ew, you're black? Don't touch my food, I don't want to get AIDS.

TopRacistcomment2014

I mean, i'm white, but the artistic visual was depicting of slave work.

At 11/2/14 06:41 PM, ManDeep wrote: ...Are they gonna paint you black?

I wouldn't expect them not to. Wouldn't you want to be black?

At 11/2/14 06:36 PM, Knights wrote: DON'T FUCKING BRUISE MY CARAMBOLAS, I SWEAR TO GOD.

I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING BRUISE YOUR GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING RETARDED ASS GAY ASS CARAMBOLAS.

HOT DAMN.

Response to: My First Job Posted November 2nd, 2014 in General

At 11/2/14 06:31 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: My first job was at McDonald's.

I managed to lose weight there and now I'm gaining it back.

Regardless, have fun man. People are pleasant as fuck.

I mean, moneys money.

From that i'll look a little more like this-

My First Job

Response to: Would you... Posted November 2nd, 2014 in General

At 11/2/14 04:19 PM, Deshiel wrote: ... Enter in a facebook relationship with me?

We could rule the galaxy together... or... We could eradicate all Titans!

Depends... I really need to know when the parties over. You see, my car kind of broke down and my moms the only one that can pick me up. I know... it's my mom. But, who cares, she can wait. You're more important anyways. I mean... maybe you could come back over my house when it's over, my dad made these really sick chocolate chip cookies. I know, he's a complete fruit-cake, gayest kid i've ever seen but, they are cookies, that's all that matters. Do you like cookies? I guess you do.

Response to: My First Job Posted November 2nd, 2014 in General

At 11/2/14 06:24 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Don't fuckin throw my apples about, you bruise them. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T PUT THINGS ON TOP OF BREAD...

have fun...

rusrs. I know that whole bread shit and the egg shit and the soft shit. I think of it as a dick, you put something on it, even the slightest breath of hot air and that thing rises.

In this case, the food fucking splats and everyone has their magical shouts at the Bagger Boy.

I'M SORRY I WASN'T WHAT YOU WANTED, MOM.

That was an outburst...

Literally when you fuck shit up as a bag boy-

My First Job

Response to: Make fun of a username Posted November 2nd, 2014 in General

@ManDeep

ManDeep? Fucking honestly? That name sounds more gay than going to the spa because you need to freshen up for work. I'll tell you how to freshen up, stop being a pussy. Your name literally gives me chills and makes me look behind myself everytime I say it. You try to do a drive by shooting, but I call it "A fruit roll up" you dingus.

Kill yourself.

(I love you, I had to do it because of the thread.)

Make fun of a username

My First Job Posted November 2nd, 2014 in General

I start work tomorrow as a bagger at a local food market.

I'll be looking like this-

FUCK

My First Job

Response to: Just How Healthy Are You? Posted November 2nd, 2014 in General

At 11/2/14 02:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: This is an honest, serious discussion about health, so no picking on the health conditions of other users!

I'm not serious but I am honest so lets begin.

Now that we've got that issue out of the way, here's the main topic:

What things are you medically and biologically allergic to?

I forget the 'type of medicine but... I don't fucking care.

What specific health conditions hinder your progress on becoming healthier?

I'm chubby but I don't fucking care, a lot of people are chubby. It's just better than being skinny in my opinion, i'd rather live the chubby life than the skin touching bone so tight it feels like your a sucked-in baggie.

And finally, please rate yourself on how healthy you are out of 10, with 1 being "I'm definitely not healthy" and 10 being "I'm healthier than Richard Simmons"

6/10, I could be healthier with my food.

But food is food, fucking eat it.

Response to: Blame the User Above! Posted November 2nd, 2014 in General

At 11/2/14 05:19 PM, fieldertiger wrote:
At 11/2/14 05:16 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I blame fieldertiger for blame itself.
I blame Vinnyy for having his face burned in a powerful fire when he was just a little kid because he was dumb enough to not know what a gas leak was back then.

I blame fieldertiger because he's a huge faggot with a shitty logo.

That was kind of mean... but I can't take it back. So... fuck you Fieldertiger.

Response to: To Everyone Posted October 28th, 2014 in General

At 10/28/14 12:42 PM, Radaketor wrote: People who leave because they aren't famous shouldn't even make an account in the first place.

I think that's true as well, but at the same time you can help people y'know.

Response to: To Everyone Posted October 28th, 2014 in General

At 10/28/14 12:29 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

:I'd link it but I'm on my iPod in my "art" class because I'm bored shitless.

I had a half-a-day, so lel.

Response to: To Everyone Posted October 28th, 2014 in General

At 10/28/14 12:19 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: It's ok man, I promise to stick around when I'm rich and famous.

kek
What's your book going to be about?

My first one i'm really working on is about a guy that gets caught into his brain that creates a world of his own. He has to go through memories, whether good or tradgic and has to solve his lifes puzzle in order to get out.

Basically asking, "What's the meaning of life?" by giving you memories that have shown you what you've done in your life, whether someone died or you got a good grade on a math test, and show you that your ups and downs are driven by action and fate itself. I think it's a good concept.

Response to: To Everyone Posted October 28th, 2014 in General

At 10/28/14 12:01 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: I think newsposts like this are stuff that you're referring to. I'm not totally surprised nobody is giving this guy much interest.

I think internet culture has changed over the years, where people don't stick around for the community. Instead they want some pseudo-celebrity status by attracting as many fans and views as possible.

Well I think wanting fame isn't bad but it's bad for the wrong reasons. Some people just want the feel that they are above all others, which is something you just sound like an asshole about. Also people want to be noticed, which isn't bad, just make sure you are noticed for the right reasons. If your work looks like ass, and you represent yourself as an ass people won't like you. You just have to grow, and not a lot of people can grow if they are held back. Remember Egoraptors first cartoon?

And yes, I was referring to him (not strongly but apart of the reason why I wrote this)

To Everyone Posted October 28th, 2014 in General

A lot of people are leaving (and have) Newgrounds for reasons that, kind of make no sense to leave for.

I understand as an animator, writer, and vocalist (many other jobs) that you do them for various reasons. One of those reasons could be to get your work known and have a name for yourself, another reason could be for money (the stupidest reason, but when you think about money everyone needs it, and that's what you WORK for, money. It could be your job or your want-to-be-full-time job. This is understandable but to a point) or just because you love what you do, I personally love being a writer. As stated before, i'm currently trying to write two books and also i'm going to be publishing my debut work accompanied by Trina (TrinaTan, Female Voice Actor) and Josiah (TheGhostofMarz, Animator and Secondary Male Voice Actor) and of course, I wrote it.

I do what I do because it's fun as fuck. Literally, there's NEVER been a dull-moment where I said to myself, "This sucks." because if I did I wouldn't do it.

But getting to the point, people are leaving Newgrounds because they just aren't... known.
This kills me. I created Hail Santa so all of us could boost off of eachother and GET known. So that we may all grow and produce content with eachother and after the days work, relax and just have fun. Maybe play some video games. Who knows.

Now, Cronizone, why does it bother you? It's just what they want to do and how they produce their work. They don't even know you nor care, so why do you?
I care for everyone. If I hate you, I still care. If I love you, I obviously care. If I like you, I obviously care. I care for anyone on Newgrounds, because no matter what they do they have a purpose. No matter what you choose to do, you have a purpose.

And I like you and care for you.

At the end of the day, if you are leaving because nobody likes your work or cares for your work, remember this.

A lot of people don't care about me and probably hate me, but you know something? Those people aren't apart of my zone, the Cronizone. (that was cheesy as fuck but needed) You're a Newgrounds User. You have a purpose. If you need help, try contacting someone. If nobody can help you, contact me. I'm here for you, and I care about you.

It just erks me that people don't want to be apart of this community because they aren't quite 'known' but remember this, great people came from this site. Left for numerous reasons, if even personal. But always remember there are people on here that want you to grow, especially Hail Santa and myself. Don't let your faults and anyone elses get in your way.

A quote I made for my book a while back,

“When imagination is above all else, you see things only you can see. Whether people can notice it or not is whether they have the eyes you were born with. Give them your prescription.”

Please stick around. And I hope you have a great time on such a great website.