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Response to: Rate the above users avatar! Posted 1 month ago in General

@Cyberdevil: A pretty fancy avatar.

Now somebody fucking rate mine.

In- case you are blind (Like OP implied)

Rate the above users avatar!

Response to: Hey, guys. Posted 1 month ago in General

~ My re-action to you coming back

Hey, guys.

What IS Real Anymore? Posted 1 month ago in General

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

Watch that video before reading.

Now, what's real is obviously fact, right? So that video, in fact, was real? Hm...

Real is also good and bad, because even though life is based off of fact, we still set whether a thing is good or bad. It's a fact we are all living, but people see it as a good and bad thing.

Now that video in and out of itself (pun) was a bad thing. However, a lot of people see it as a good thing. They view that, as "art"

Those people, are hipsters, trying to be themselves. A normal person would never shove Spaghetti-O's in their pussy, but a hipster would. Why? Hipsters are people whom are "unique" and try to be away from the mainstream. So, what better way to prove they are un-mainstream by shoving Spaghetti-O's in a girls pussy as "art"?

Is that even real art? Some people view it as art, and some people don't.

However, what is real anymore?

A lot of those people just played along w/ it, they didn't even enjoy it nor view it as art. However, people tend to go with something so they can stay relevant. I'll bring up the bully affect. Usually people are nice to the bully because they don't want to be bullied.

In this case, people looked like idiots to stay relevant to "be" hipster.

But what's good about making yourself look like an idiot?

That's not real, that's fake. And you should be ashamed for being fake in a world where everyone sees themself as a real person.

The only way you can be real is by acting like it, don't push away fact just because you're to ignorant to accept it.

That wasn't art, that was plain stupid.

Response to: he's a lemon Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/29/14 02:56 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 11/29/14 02:12 PM, Cronizone wrote: So don't let it get to you, Radaketor. <3
Yes, Cronizone-senpai. I promise i'll do better next time.

I can only give you the tools to fix your wrongs, young one.

I'd expect by tomorrow we can discuss topics that are, in fact, "Thread Worthy" as you call it?

And please, just call me Cronizone, you don't need to be 'formal' with me, haha!

(Does that faggot peace pose)

Response to: he's a lemon Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/29/14 08:44 AM, Radaketor wrote: This was obviously thread-worthy.

Every post is thread worthy. It's all about whether it's relevant to the topic or not.

In General Discussion, we can talk about whatever the fuck we want. Even Hitler.

On this website, Hitler's an insane joke. So don't let it get to you, Radaketor. <3

Response to: Snowsgiving Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/27/14 12:48 PM, OneWhoListens wrote: I spent an hour this morning shoveling out my driveway. It's Thanksgiving, not Christmas, and this absurd.
Anyone else having snow troubles?

It's called snow.

Deal with it.

Response to: Candy penises... wtf Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/29/14 03:32 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: holy fuck, like seriously, who fucking cares

I'll tell you who cares, everyone who thinks that their kids shouldn't be eating "dick" shaped gummies.

I agree w/ you, but you need to understand we live in a time where people over-react for attention and to make themselves seem right. There's a good and bad in this world, all based on opinion. However, we live off of fact.

Does that mean fact is just an opinion of good and bad?

The reality is that people cannot get over even the smallest of things. Don't let it get to you, son.

Response to: Worst Bathroom you ever been in? Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/29/14 02:13 AM, Wegra wrote: Mostly public ones is what I'm suggesting. Just look at this clusterfuck when I went to a bar up in Red Bank

Well... the ones at my school are fucking disgusting.

People pee w/ the toilet seats down and don't wipe the seat, nevermind the fact sometimes people shit and it leaks off the side-bowl and theres just shit and piss all over the thing, and janitors seem to not clean the most important part of their jobs, the bathrooms.

I don't care though, three more fucking years until I get out of there.

Response to: Hot sauce and spicy things Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/29/14 01:11 AM, NGPulp wrote: I'm more of a 'salt' person myself.

I love salty shit.

However, that Tabasco thing... egh. Tabasco tastes like shit.

To me anyways.

Response to: BLACK GIRLS... Posted 1 month ago in General

I feel like every post you do is a shitpost.

And it's aggravating.

Response to: Short Term Memory Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/27/14 10:06 PM, Kwing wrote: If someone tells you their address, can you remember it without writing it down? What about a 7-character license plate number? Or a 10 digit phone number? A longer sequence of numbers or letters?

Yeah I have short term memory loss, and let me tell you it's not fun.

Sometimes I wish I could cut my brain out and replace it with a better one.

Response to: Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/28/14 10:50 AM, SithCorduroy wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOVFvcNfvE

I dig it. It looks like it's modeled after the good Star Wars movies.

This movie looks fucking awesome, i'm definitely getting tickets at AMC Theater for this.

(Why AMC Theater? Because, their seats in my area are heaven, and a good seat to sit in for a good movie)

Response to: What do you do when you're sad? Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/27/14 11:21 PM, Mumbo wrote: What makes you feel better? I like to eat bananas because they taste bomb as hell and it makes me feel like i have a boyfriend and/or a sex life.

When i'm sad I usually listen to Keane

Also, Duane is a pretty cool kid.

What do you do when you're sad?

Response to: Does anyone else like looking... Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/28/14 02:27 AM, cga-999 wrote: ...through locked topics? No, this is not an attempt to make mods mad, this is a serious question. Am I just weird, or are there more of you?

Well, I like looking at stuff whether it be locked or not just out of sheer wanting to see what all the fuss is about.

Curiosity is a wonderful thing, dear cga-999.

Response to: I'm new Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/28/14 06:59 AM, Dinacian wrote: Hi I'm new and you may have seen me in other places. I've been to 1 other forum that really hated me so I'm not sure I will do much here to talk unless I start to fit in.

Welcome to the site, here's 3 basic rules:

1. Don't shitpost (post shit that doesn't matter, just to be funny)
2. Don't be an asshole a lot (I'm a hypocrite but it's out of love)
3. Make sure you are useful. (Have a place on Newgrounds, be a writer... animator... etc)
4. Have fun on the website. (I know I said 3 but this was necessary)

Anyways... go watch some Movies, play a new game, maybe even listen to some audio, and watch art or even browse on the forums. Us "artists" would love for you to join us in our immature behaviors.

Response to: Threads being deleted. Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/26/14 10:54 AM, Monster-64 wrote: I think that most thread deletions here are necessary. The prupose of a thread being deleted would be due to the fact that the contents of the thread aren't appropriate for the site, and it's clear the staff don't want people reading it.

Well first off, appropiate for the site meaning maturity or towards what Newgrounds represents?

The staff shouldn't halt general posts for "we don't want people reading it" because it's General Discussion.

I could make a post about Genocide and a lot of horrible shit, and I get replies that aren't even serious and/or serious to the topic.

However, being appropiate in the terms of maturity lacks the knowledge of what Newgrounds IS, this is an art site, and art can't be censored. It's a passion, so Newgrounds, doesn't have the voice to speak over it's users w/ out proper knowledge of the discussion.

Response to: Answer a Question with a Question Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/28/14 10:16 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 11/28/14 09:52 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 11/28/14 09:51 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Is society our dictionary?
Who says it isn't?
Who believes it is?

More importantly, on a side-note in the after-life...

If someone believed and says, then whom does?

Response to: i feel like.... Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/27/14 10:20 PM, CresIsis wrote:
Confirmed.

But since this thread sucks I give you all dancing Duane.

I think we all need a little bit more Duane in all of our lives.

I'd like to commemorate Duane and everything he's done for us.

May he soar infinity, and beyond.

i feel like....

Response to: Where's your goddamn xmas hat? Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/27/14 09:09 PM, RyderOmega wrote:
So Newgrounds, where are your goddamn xmas hats?!

I'll tell you what, just because you promised you'd suck my cock if I put an Xmas hat on my profile pic, i'll do it for you.

Response to: Woody is a cooler toy. Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/27/14 05:50 PM, darkjam wrote: That's right. Fuck your spaceman, I got Woody.

How the fuck can you even have the air to allow it and release it through those teeth of yours? You shameless fuck.

Woody... Woody is downright the devil.

I hope you sleep knowing what you posted on Newgrounds General BBS.

Response to: i feel like.... Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/27/14 04:53 PM, ZE13 wrote: I feel like eating something... yummy....

OP wants the dick.

Being Useful Posted 1 month ago in General

With a job comes money, and with money comes resources.

Over the course of 2 years i'll completely redesign my room into a work office and then start to actually self-maintain my own little company that i'm starting now (Hail Santa) and hopefully get shit done more efficiently.

I can't as of right now because I lack skill, knowledge & profit to do that, all I can do is write and make funny jokes.

If that's how livings were made... (I know some people live off of comedy, but you look at the numbers of people who do, I think they aren't even in the double digits)

However, I want to start animating for myself, and better yet just because more useful to myself. However, it calls for progress and determination.

When did you start doing animation/drawing/writing, and do you still do it? What's your favorite thing to do now?

Response to: Tom Fulp for Best CEO 2k14 Posted 1 month ago in General

Get your Tom Fulp merchandise!

Tom Fulp Coffee Mugs
Tom Fulp Snapbacks
Tom Fulp Winter Beanies
Tom Fulp Designer Ugs
Tom Fulp Jeans
Tom Fulp Sweatshirts, T-Shirts
Tom Fulp Eyeglasses
Tom Fulp Contact Lenses
Tom Fulp Earings
Tom Fulp Hats
Tom Fulp Finger Nail Paintings
Tom Fulp Penis Enhancement Pills

You name it!

Also, steal my SIG!

Response to: Something you like about your job Posted November 24th, 2014 in General

At 11/24/14 10:48 PM, Wegra wrote: Sure work can have its shitty moments especially if you work in retail but is there anything you like about it? Perks? Maybe someone you like seeing?

A lot of benefits come from my grocery store, including everytime they open a new store in my area I get paid a fuck ton from it (more as years go by)

Also it's fun to talk to people whom work and shop there.

But god knows when I can i'm quitting. Being a bagger is not an ideal job what-so-ever, however, it's my paycheck at 15 years old so... yeah.

Response to: Online Harrassment Posted November 23rd, 2014 in General

At 11/23/14 07:47 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: Do you have an extra chromizone?

Funny use of my name, you see, when I stated "All good in the hood" that meant that it doesn't matter anymore and the topic is irrelevant.

...and now we know you...

That's spooky scary skeleton.

Response to: Online Harrassment Posted November 23rd, 2014 in General

At 11/23/14 07:23 PM, Kwing wrote: At first OP confused me. Then I looked at his profile and everything fell into place.

Exactly.

You're taking ME seriously, of all people?

Anyways, I just stated it was a SE, so all's good in the hood.

But hey, now it's "The Little Boy who Cried Wolf" and everyone's going to say-

"Yeah, a SE? What lies, OP just wanted to cover up his sob story."

I know Newgrounds so well.

Response to: Online Harrassment Posted November 23rd, 2014 in General

So this post was made before I went to work, so now I decided to check on it, just a little social experiment.

Newgrounds is the place where the serious are shit on and the unserious are loved.

Newgrounds is the place where the people whom are unserious but act serious are shit on and the serious that act unserious are loved.

What the fuck kind of culture is Newgrounds?

Response to: Online Harrassment Posted November 23rd, 2014 in General

At 11/23/14 10:36 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Whenever someone harrasses me on the internet, I just ignore them. I don't know why people treat cyber bullying like real life bullying.

It's not the fact i'm treating it like real life bullying, but it's something that makes Gamers, Politicians, and other people whom just like to share their opinions and regards look like assholes and everyone cannot get along because of it.

You'd think the internet is a place where mature people are able to express their beliefs and others can respect that.

Online Harrassment Posted November 23rd, 2014 in General

WARNING: I'm not playing a victim card, nor am I trying to earn respect nor am I trying to do anything other than inform. Names and other products a like including businesses or video games are their own respectable brand and I incorporate them into this for relativeness to the topic. If you've suffered from Online Harrassment, then this may be for you.

I've experienced Online Harrassment ever since I joined the internet in 2008. The first couple weeks were fine, I found YouTube, I watched funny videos, learned how to upload content, made things, did stuff, found Newgrounds, did this awesome stuff. But you know something?

I learned no matter how long it is you've been on the internet, you'll experience Online Harrassment. The more famous you are, the worse. The less famous you are, doesn't matter how worse or easy it is on you. Because everyone has gone through it. And the fucked up part is, you may not realize you've done it.

I've not only experienced but watched it happen, and theres NOTHING you can do about it. Nothing. Because you can only type with your keyboard, but keyboard warriors don't exist. You cannot prevent the unpreventable. And these people who get away with it, do it on others. And people die from it. Killings, to suicides, to anything, you name it. And it's a disease that could wipe out the entire internet population.

I'm just a kid from Massachusetts, so I can't say how we can do something about it.

But what I can remember, is ever since 2008 to now i've been harrassed. But the fucked up reality is, i've done nothing about it until now.

We need to cut this shit out.

From Call of Duty to other forms of video games i've been told to kill myself, and i've said the same thing, I've done even worse. I can admit I was and still am, an asshole. I have also called businesses like Rockstar and Xbox saying rude remarks and other shit. And you know something? It's not "out of fun" it's to impress. If there was nobody to impress you wouldn't think it's "funny" and if you think harrassment is funny, then you're fucked up in the head.

I'll repeat myself, we NEED, to cut this shit out.

Discuss.

Response to: Am I dying? Posted November 20th, 2014 in General

At 11/20/14 11:15 PM, MMHM wrote:
At 11/20/14 11:11 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Consult a doctor. Or dial 911.
Respect Doctor's too much to waste their time. Thanks for the concern though.

Waste a doctors time even though their time is so support and help you in their profession.

GG, no re.

Am I dying?