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Here's why this thread this terrible.

Last time I checked this wasn't a review thread it was primarily made to be funny and in no way shape or form intended to be serious.

Damn, dude.

Your replies will be apart of the story, every word you say will be recorded into the newgrounds story.

1. You can only type 10 words maximum into the story.
2. You can say whatever the fuck you want but you need to base it off of what someone else wrote.
3. It kind of has to make sense but ultimately its made to be funny.
4. Add in serious, sad, or funny shit. It's whatever.

Starting the story...

Billy walked into his house, only to realize that he...

At 8/3/14 12:34 PM, xRagexShadey wrote: I'm currently working on a group drawing of me and some friends in an anime form. This is as far as i got for my female friend. The issues is I don't know how to make the eyes in accordance with the way she is facing. Plus I don't know how to top off her hair. I'm open to any ideas, pointers, or critiques on my current drawing. This is the first official thing I drew myself from scratch no copying or tracing. The eyes too although I got the idea from anime I have seen. Yes I am using flash to draw. I do have photoshop but I don't know how to use it as well yet. I've said IDK a lot in this section XD.

Start drawing stuff you think is hard because then after a while you grow from it and ultimately grow stronger from each thing you cannot or have a hard time drawing.

Do it for free first because making people pay for someone trying to start off is a horrid idea.

Do small projects because no matter how big you'll get you always need to catch eyes before you rape them with your awesomeness.

Ultimately have fun, man. Don't let it stress you because if it does, you'll hate it.

I'd have to nominate me because i'm a stuck-up asshole.

But hey, at least I was called cute by someone. And that someone knows who the fuck he is.

And it's HANDSOME, GOD DAMNIT

At 8/3/14 03:18 PM, NuclearInfected wrote:

At 8/3/14 02:53 PM, Cronizone wrote: You speak a mighty truth but at the same time this is a waste of a forum post. Though I agree that animators should come to Newgrounds and start producing stuff that is more noticed here than there (YouTube), I read this on Newgrounds. Not YouTube.

You need to advertise it to the people that don't know Newgrounds, primarily Animators. Not advertise it on the website Animators that you think should migrate onto, already know about Newgrounds.

In a nutshell, a great forum post that allows people to know about your care for animators, but a horrid way of telling them.

This is something that should be up to the whole community. Get everyone to spread the word about Newgrounds. So Tom giving all his users this information shouldn't be considered a horrid way of telling people.

I understand that, and I do note that he is trying to tell the community to help advertise and spread word for Newgrounds but since he has money for advertisements not to mention that games like Battleblock and others seem really known around this day and age... why not throw in a little Newgrounds advertisement in it?

All we can do is spread, but what he can do, considering hes the lord of the website, he has a greater power.

At 7/23/14 06:02 PM, Masterofweird123 wrote: Hello fellow animators i need somthing along the the lines of a zombie walking and then getting his head getting chopped off with a clacker board:http://www.strawberryleisure.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/clapperboard.png and then i need the words film apocalypse to come up in blood on the clacker board if you can do somthing like this please send it to juzzie111@gmail.com

Over-all that sounds pretty kick-ass. I can't animate it but somebody who could, that'd be awesome.

I support this. I really want to see that.

At 7/31/14 05:44 PM, Greggg586 wrote: So Barack Obama's term is coming to an end. Who do you think is a good choice, but also who do you see as a laughable choice if they ever dare tried to humor us with the idea of trying to run for U.S. president. Feel free to jump in also, if you live in a different country. For me, I would say Miss Clinton. Yes, yes I know...but why :/ ...well . She seems like a strong woman that's capable of leading a country, and she did a good job as secretary of state. So tell me what is your take on the subject?

The creator of this website.

However if he would be elected i'd have to be his Vice, because I suggested it. <3

At 7/25/14 09:42 AM, DarkShotRedemption wrote: Mine is Fallout Series

My over-all favorite games as a child would have to of been Ratchet and Clank and Jak and Dexter mainly because of the comedy and over-all serious tone of the game. It reminds me of Newgrounds to this day.

However on a #1 scale of all-time i'd have to choose the Battlefield Franchise.

At 8/3/14 05:38 AM, ComicD wrote: Hi NG!
I was just asking how did you find about this website called Newgrounds.
I found it by watching Draw with Jazza's tutorials. What about you?

When I was younger I found it from an animator that tried to promote his Newgrounds account.

Later I came to really like it and decided to make my own account just to forum linger and stuff.

Later I decided I would get rid of my account cause I had no use to be on NG anymore but I made this new account to come back cause I actually have a purpose. To forum linger while also to voice act and write scripts for animations and little literature pieces that are serious and funny.

At 8/3/14 03:04 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
So cute.

Hey, cut that shit out.
I'm not cute.
I'm handsome.

At 8/2/14 11:19 PM, colleen88 wrote: consoles and gadget?

PS2, PS1, PS3, Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advanced, Wii, Original Xbox, Atari 2600, N64, and last but not least, Sega Genisis.

At 8/3/14 02:47 AM, Troisnyx wrote: Pretty awkward *and in my mind, substitute Oppai Wonderland for Kingdom Hearts*, but anything is better than the long, tired old franchise that is Call of Duty. I relate with you here.

Glad someone sees the message.

Honestly I think I am going to keep the title just because Kingdom of Hearts would make it seem misleading and it has a more immature ring to it because as you know this story was in no way to be taken seriously.

Also, yes, I tried to make it awkward yet comical as possible.

Thanks. <3

At 8/3/14 06:08 AM, Reiska3 wrote: Even if some person prefer 5 recommended pie, doesnt mean it tastes as good as the other non recommended stuff.

Just wondering with the internet today, that people allow themself to be controlled by this information, instead of relying on their own taste.

Some people look towards reviews primarily because they have a hard time coming to a conclusion.

However, it doesn't effect their enjoyment and how they percieve the game because it's not their experience, it's someone elses that has a history of video games and basically just shares their standpoint about them.

Reviewers are not always right, but they are helpful to the men and women that cannot decide on their own.

You speak a mighty truth but at the same time this is a waste of a forum post. Though I agree that animators should come to Newgrounds and start producing stuff that is more noticed here than there (YouTube), I read this on Newgrounds. Not YouTube.

You need to advertise it to the people that don't know Newgrounds, primarily Animators. Not advertise it on the website Animators that you think should migrate onto, already know about Newgrounds.

In a nutshell, a great forum post that allows people to know about your care for animators, but a horrid way of telling them.

[Show, Don't Tell. Yeah, that sounds easy, but what, exactly, does show mean?

I read that in Christopher Walkens voice.

People like that freakin piss me off, hence I usually lie about my age. You have no idea how many people's mouths have dropped when I told them my real age. People think just because you're a certain age you're out messing around and aren't capable of working as hard as any other adult.

Its the sad truth about life, my friend.

At 8/2/14 11:58 PM, SansNumbers wrote:

At 8/1/14 10:27 PM, koopahermit wrote: mature for my age,

This is the worst thing. People should just be treated like normal adults if they act accordingly regardless of their age.

I understand what you mean but what you don't understand is that there are fuckheads out there that judge based upon age.
I do agree that people should be treated respectfully but thats from your standpoint.
I want people to be more like you but sadly there are the fuckheads out there that aren't like you.

In a nutshell, it's not the worst thing stating something that will reflect hate based upon a simple "I'm mature" when I act like it. But, I don't disagree with you, pal.

At 8/2/14 06:40 AM, Indeks wrote: Welcome to Newgrounds get naked and step in the line

If you're ok with my body then i'd be more than glad for you, senpai.

At 8/2/14 11:17 PM, RobertTaylor wrote: @Cronizone

You should create a voice demo reel.

Doing that would require me to post audio in mp3 format which I don't know a program I have on my computer that can do that, nor would I even know where to begin what to say.

Honestly as stated, when my Internet on my PC is fixed i'll be able to get programs and honestly make myself more professional, until then i'm a sad, sad book. But, that will be accomplished in a later period. As of right now, I can write scripts or write for anyone whom needs it. :)

Basically stating if you need either or, you could count on me.

Q. Do I have any work that I have published?
A. As of right now no, my computer isn't the best so until I can fix it I have no work I can publish. However, I do have one writing piece up. It's not my best but whatever I write is out of burst, however I can be professional and work on scripts better than I normally do.

Q. Are you good?
A. If you are asking this, you're interested. I can't state i'm good, but i'm not horrid. You'll have to Skype with me (Which will have to be arranged because, as stated, issues with computer)

Any other questions you can comment.

Brad wanted to see if his pals Rick and Mike would come over to play the new Video Game, Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 with him, these are his friends re-actions.

Brad hears knocking, he goes it open it.
Mike: "Hey, dude!"
Brad and Mike do whatever the fuck that handshake thing is where you pump chests.
Brad: "Hey, bro. You hear about that new Call of Duty game that came out?"
Mike: "Oh, yeah... I wasn't really in the mood for that. Instead, I brought this..."
Brad looks into the bag Mike was holding and sees "Oppai Wonderland" with two anime girls on the cover.
Brad: "What's oppai?"
Mike: "Major, fucking, boobage... it just stands for boob."
Brad: "And you know this, why?"
Mike: "I have a lot of free time."
Brad: "Alright... well, this game looks gay as fuck."
Mike sheds a tear as he hears, "this game looks gay as fuck"
It echos... Gay as Fuck.... As fuck.... Fuck....
Mike: "You- *as he sniffles* you're calling this gay as fuck, when you play a game that hasn't changed since Paula Deen discovered Butter."
Brad: "You don't have to get all emotional and shit... plus its been years since she discovered butter, when you look at her that's years of pounds. Fine, I guess we can play this."
Mike: *Tears instantly vanish* "I knew you'd say yes."

Mike hands the disk to Brad as he takes out the Call of Duty disk and puts it back into its case. As Brad puts the disk in, he grabs a beer from the fridge and allows it to start up.

The game starts up and instantly shows boobs and vaginas, what else would you play that shit for?

Mike: "This is the shit people look forward to! *As he rocks out in his chair*"
Brad: "Literally 2 seconds into it starting up you're greeted with boobs... Mike, why do you even bother playing this?"
Mike: "What do you mean, why do I bother? It's awesome!"

Rick knocks on the door, and Brad stands up to answer.
Rick is seen wearing the same outfit that the Oppai girl is wearing.

Rick: "Desu, Brad-chan!"
Brad looks away in disgust- Followed up by: "What the actual fuck, Rick."
Rick: "I'm just getting hyped up for Oppai Wonderland!"
Brad goes back to his chair while Rick follows behind and takes a seat next to Mike.
Mike: "That's the spirit, Rick-senpai!"
Brad: "Both of you are really starting to make me contemplate whether you should be in this household or not."
Mike: "Honestly, Brad, you need to calm down a little bit. Plus stop talking, I want to hear the music."
Rick: "Yeah, Brad, you need to lighten up, drink more of your beer."

As Brad drinks a little bit more, the night gets blasted away by Boobs, vaginas, and all around anime porn. The guys have great laughs, all-in-all entertainment and... it seemed to be just fine.

Brad wakes up on the side of a subway station with Ricks outfit on, with Mike and Rick no where to be found.

Brad: "Ugh... that was a fucking crazy night. But you know something..."
"It was still better than CoD."

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After-thoughts: All-in-all this was made to make fun of Call of Duty, a game that really does repeat itself every year to a game that Brad thought he would hate, but ultimately shed light into his eyes and gave him more entertainment than he thought it would.
Moral: Try new things, you fuck.

At 8/2/14 12:52 PM, Troisnyx wrote: For starters, grammar. "Why are there so many," for example.

Secondly, I find a lot of repetition about this poem, that makes it not only a hard read, but also a rather drawn-out one. Now, use different metaphors or forms of symbolism to represent the same concepts. Because it could otherwise be a bit boring.

As stated I wrote this in one sitting with out really thinking of a poem.
Generally speaking there was no though drawn into this and it was made for no real purpose, I could only really state a reason so that people could see my writing skill.
Now that I think about it, it doesn't really help my writing skills with a sloppy poem, but eh..

Anyways, I understand what you mean, and I like that you care for me. <3

At 8/1/14 11:30 PM, Powerage wrote: you're not lying to us, are you?

don't be like jeffreyfrog and leave us hanging, okay?

I won't leave you hanging but at the same time don't expect a lot from me.
I try and be funny and comical and shit while also being serious but timewise I try and make stuff worth publishing.
However I hope what I can offer satisfies the natural balance of meat and nutrients humans love.

At 8/1/14 11:26 PM, Theshortsoflife wrote: Welcome to NG! Enjoy your stay!

I've been on this site before I just said fuck it and left.
Idk why its just I was bored but now that i'm older and this crowd is more my thing than yes, I will hopefully enjoy my stay.

One look at the stars will get you wondering-
Why is there so many
Well, stars are there to be there-
For where all of the dead are heading.

A sight to remember is one that will last-
For it caught your glimpse and your eyes.
Don't let that escape from your memory,
Or it'll eat away your brain, and you'll despise (it).

Remember the time when you remembered your homework,
Or something that was worth doing?
That won't last forever, child.
It's not your career that you're persuing.

Everything is a building block in time-
And they're sights to remember.
Don't let one block fall, child.
And never... forget that sight to remember.

-Side Note: If you're confused you have a right to be, I literally wrote this in one sitting. Basically what the poem means is that you will have little and large things that come across life, and the "sights to remember" are the ones that are most important, for instance, homework isn't an important highlight of your life, only a building block that will grow you out to become whom you want to be.

Unless you're asian, than it could be an important highlight in your life.

Jokes aside if it confuses you just let me know because yeah.

At 8/1/14 02:44 AM, dillonsup wrote: This is A Video On How To Raid People

Click the link :p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V21NLirDR_A&list=UUxPUyiu7K0VQER8u7HoH16A

My question is why the fuck would you have to give a guide to raid when it's in our human nature to fuck shit up.

Sorry.

Plus it's minecraft.. come on now.

Hey, my name is Cronizone. Cause that profile shit that you can only do like 200 characters or something was too short I decided to make a full bio of me on a forum post here, so deal with it.

Anyways my name is Mike, I don't share my last name to peasents. Just kidding, I just don't share it cause... why would you need to know. Anyways, i'm awkward. But i'm also funny. I like making people laugh, ever since I was a kid thats all I wanted to do, and I loved doing these random voices and ultimately just making people smile was what I loved. I still love it, and i'm trying to persue that in a very aggressive and sexual manor. Jokes aside, I try and be very professional and level headed with people I work with while also maintaining that immature side where we can fuck around and get stuff done.

You will see a shit ton of writing posts from me because I love writing literature and also writing goofy and funny stories. Yes, I said Goofy. I also want to persue a career in voice acting because I love laughing hearing myself either be a complete jackass or being serious and over-all impressing, and impressing myself. I am immature, you might think i'm a fucking prude from this post- "This kid is so serious on Newgrounds lol wut a fag" I know, but I like to make good first impressions.

Anyways thats me and if you don't like it... I can't please everyone.

Also, hi.