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Response to: longest movie ever? Posted August 4th, 2014 in General

At 8/2/14 03:15 AM, XXPWNERGODXX wrote: Titanic was a long film, i know that can't be the longest.

The Original Night at the Museum.

That movie felt so fucking long I made myself puke at the theater just to leave.

Response to: Free Windows upgrade (possible)! Posted August 4th, 2014 in General

At 8/2/14 11:13 AM, KatMaestro wrote: No this is not about warez!

Microsoft said Windows 9 aka 'Threshold' could be free for XP, Vista, 7 and 8 users!. More in-depth article.

What ya think? MS finally found the light at the end of a dark tunnel?

If that's true then it's raining men, halleluah or however the fuck you spell it.

In all honesty, Microsoft is king.

Response to: Fuckin scary waterslides Posted August 4th, 2014 in General

At 8/2/14 03:31 AM, Avery wrote: Im going to this waterslide park tomorrow, and there is this 1 slide I have been too afraid to go on. It's called the double dare drop. And what it is, they put you in this pod, you stand on this door that opens up, and you drop and go down the slide. Im scared shitless. I guess ill have to go whether I like it or not.

Dude, it's a fucking waterslide, not a roller coaster.

If you're scared of waterslides you won't be able to slide into the pussy.

Just kidding, I don't think you'd be scared of a waterslide not worth being scared about... but still, enjoy yourself no matter what.

Response to: im turning 21 in two months Posted August 4th, 2014 in General

At 8/4/14 04:07 PM, Sequenced wrote: feels really weird. i've never really celebrated birthdays before either.

help me

what should i do

Go to LA.
Go to a Stripclub.
Get really high before you go.
Drink as much as possible.
Wherever you wake up will live with you for the rest of your life.

It's worth.

Response to: Anime to watch? Posted August 4th, 2014 in General

At 8/2/14 10:38 AM, crunchyfun1 wrote: Just finished Samurai Champloo and Full Metal Alchemist... any other suggestions? Anime Marathon lolz :D

Highschool DxD
Highschool of the Dead
Date Alive (1 & 2)
WataMote
Heavens Lost Property
Sekirei
Ben To

The best so far.

Response to: Jershey Shores (Collab) Posted August 4th, 2014 in Collaboration

At 8/4/14 08:17 AM, Sjiht wrote:
At 8/3/14 08:08 PM, Cronizone wrote: This has to be done.
I'm going to disagree.

But not a lot of people have made fun of Jersey Shore. Plus I was going to change this to ShoreZ, like a DayZ themed Jersey Shore. (Obvious)

Response to: Xbox one sucks Posted August 4th, 2014 in Video Games

At 7/23/14 12:51 AM, RedRobinR wrote: This is 1 reason why the Xbox one sucks. It cant play old Xbox 360 games. I'm just going to get the Xbox 360.What is your opinion about Xbox ones

I'm replying this post on the Xbox One.

Clearly you're mistaken.

Response to: Newgrounds Super Smash Brothers Posted August 3rd, 2014 in General

I'd pick me.

I'd have powers that would make ladies drop their panties.

I wish...

Response to: Nickleback Posted August 3rd, 2014 in General

At 8/3/14 11:19 PM, Chronamut wrote: alright so as a canadian I have never really liked nickleback

I don't like nickleback, but I sure do love nickelback.

Response to: Is this shirt ugly Posted August 3rd, 2014 in General

At 8/3/14 07:22 PM, MrObamius wrote: my cousin wants to buy this shirt because he think it will impress all the girls but i think it looks ugly i want to help him

Honestly I think he'll drown in the pussy.

If he isn't already 12 inches deep, he's about to go the full five dollar foot long.

Response to: Why do people cheat? Posted August 3rd, 2014 in General

Because how else are you supposed to get to 10th Prestige.

Response to: My Introduction Post Posted August 3rd, 2014 in General

At 8/3/14 08:30 PM, Greggg586 wrote:
At 8/1/14 10:24 PM, Cronizone wrote: Hey, my name is Cronizone. Cause that profile shit that you can only do like 200 characters or something was too short I decided to make a full bio of me on a forum post here, so deal with it.
lol you arrogant butt monkey, but welcome though :). Newgrounds is the most fo-shizzle-nizzle that you ever did see-izzle. you doggy dig-izzle? We so slick an easy my neasy are hands still greasy

I guess on this website you're associated with the group that is an example of why children shouldn't do meth.
I'll speak in your native tounge.
Hello-izzle, yes-zizzle, I am fo-shizzle to be on this website-izzle.

Response to: How do you feel about this? Posted August 3rd, 2014 in Art

I've always wanted to do some voice-acting, it's not that hard to get into, if you post in the animation board.
people sometimes need voice actors, great place to make contact.

Yeah I know that much, but my PC doesn't have the software for MP3 Format because the proxy doesn't work,
Hewlett-Peckard Sucks dick.

But I am going to be able to use my laptop for the time being so I might make a demo very soon and try and get myself out there.

Response to: How do you feel about this? Posted August 3rd, 2014 in Art

At 8/3/14 08:24 PM, sodacereal wrote:
At 8/3/14 08:22 PM, Cronizone wrote:
It's better than what I could animate on the computer Lol
I mean, I'm not saying my shit has talent, but I was just giving you shit back too.
It's fucking terrible.

Nah everyone does improve over time man.
Honestly I want to stick with Voice Acting and writing all my life but I won't be able to just do that for a living (I want to though...)
One day I might join the art field too just to make it by. But lifes hard, just keep going at it brah.
I literally joined like 4 days ago and i've gotten good attention though so we'll see what happens.

Response to: How do you feel about this? Posted August 3rd, 2014 in Art

At 8/3/14 08:20 PM, sodacereal wrote:
At 8/3/14 08:16 PM, Cronizone wrote:
Cause it was shit.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, glad you've improved over time.

I'm just fucking with you, man.

It's better than what I could animate on the computer Lol

Response to: How do you feel about this? Posted August 3rd, 2014 in Art

At 8/3/14 08:10 PM, sodacereal wrote:
At 8/3/14 06:48 PM, Cronizone wrote:
At 8/1/14 12:06 PM, sodacereal wrote:
I remember drawing this when I was in Preschool.
Oh, I'd love to see your take on it back then. I could probably learn a thing or two.

I probably threw it away or put it in the toilet or something.

Cause it was shit.

Jershey Shores (Collab) Posted August 3rd, 2014 in Collaboration

It's a make-fun-of kind of deal about Jersey Shore.

I can write scripts for it and all of that jazz and be a voice actor in it, but I need at least another voice actor and an animator for it.

If you are curious about anything leave a comment.

This has to be done.

Jershey Shores (Collab)

Response to: Nintendo is trash Posted August 3rd, 2014 in Video Games

So, why do people here like Nintendo so much?

Cause Nintendo has stuff other consoles don't have.

Depending on the taste of the consumer they will favor that brand and stick with it because it suits their needs.

Response to: What if... Posted August 3rd, 2014 in General

At 8/3/14 07:09 PM, Maltos wrote:
At 8/3/14 05:55 PM, Raab wrote:
We are cancer.
Did you just smoke pot for the first time?

It wouldn't be a suprise, but potheads don't usually think out, they just say shit.

He must've smoked the purple shit

Response to: Post a Pic of yourself Posted August 3rd, 2014 in General

k here it is don judge me

Post a Pic of yourself

Response to: sega needs a comeback system v2 Posted August 3rd, 2014 in Video Games

At 7/31/14 03:26 AM, nanocon wrote: i know some people are gonna say that "sega still makes games they dont need a comback" well i aint talkin about the games i think they need to make a new system

Instantly lost me at system.

Sega should not make a new system because the way the market for systems is now, Nintendo would definitely dominate over Sega which is bad considering Nintendo is probably the lowest contender, and Sega does not have money to even have good specs in a console at this day and age.

They'd be fucked.

Response to: Howard the duck in Guardians Galaxy Posted August 3rd, 2014 in General

At 8/3/14 06:52 PM, MrObamius wrote: SPOILER

What.
The.
Actual.
Duck.

Response to: What should I eat? Posted August 3rd, 2014 in General

At 8/2/14 05:19 PM, Piggler wrote: Try eating a dick.

That's fucking rude, i'll have you know dicks have harmful chemicals for humans to consume.

You should rot in a labor camp.

Response to: How do you feel about this? Posted August 3rd, 2014 in Art

At 8/1/14 12:06 PM, sodacereal wrote: I just uploaded it to my page, but I thought I'd ask Art.

I remember drawing this when I was in Preschool.

Back then, effort didn't matter.

Response to: Cancer breakthrough Posted August 3rd, 2014 in General

At 8/3/14 04:02 AM, Sensationalism wrote: So the sun causes cancer.

The only solution we have is simple.

We must destroy the sun.

Cancer breakthrough

Response to: animation services Posted August 3rd, 2014 in Collaboration

At 8/3/14 03:03 PM, NingaChaos wrote: i am offering my super cool animations for steam offers. since I like games, i would preffer to be payed in them, so, for offers, i am making you a super cool animationunder 8 mins long. if you are interested in anyway:

megapuffymuffin is my skype. I dont check here regularly so thats the best place to keep in contact. add me on skype and we can descus the pay and the animation.

thanks for reading.

-Alaadin

Very suspicious.

Never mind the fact you never uploaded an animation on Newgrounds and expect money for one? Not to mention you have nothing on your profile suggesting you can an animator.

I'd steer clear from this guy.

Response to: Game about Aushwitz Posted August 3rd, 2014 in General

At 8/3/14 02:10 AM, Makakaov wrote: Hey guys, I'm making a game about Aushwitz.

Why aren't we funding this?

Response to: My Introduction Post Posted August 3rd, 2014 in General

At 8/3/14 04:22 PM, Inplosion wrote: Welcome , if you leave us there is a special hole in the desert for you .
Enjoy your stay .

I didn't know you loved me that much.
That kind of makes me... smile.
Jokes aside, put some sand in that shit.
Cause I ain't going no where.

Response to: Philly GameStop Fingerprinting Posted August 3rd, 2014 in Video Games

At 8/2/14 07:49 PM, Th-e wrote: http://www.gamespot.com/articles/gamestop-now-fingerprinting-people-trading-in-game/1100-6421436/
http://www.avclub.com/article/philadelphia-gamestops-now-require-your-fingerprin-207683

Want to trade in your games? Do you live or shop in the city Philadelphia, Pennsylvania? Well, if you do, then you will be required to provide your fingerprints to assist local law enforcement. The purpose, they say, is to go after "thieves who seek to use GameStop as a pawn shop of sorts to unload their goods" but there is clear evidence of overreach here.

What is your take? Of course, I have heard a lot of "GameStop sucks" posts in the past on various Internet boards

Honestly i'll piss in a cup if they ask me to.
Maybe provide a sperm sample?
How about a cotton swob and take my fucking spit.

Seriously, you sell video games you don't play anymore there and then buy new ones and go home. What else am I doing in there, fapping in the bathroom to my phone porn?

Oh yeah, you can't take a shit in there, cause you're already in the toilet. And that toilet would be Gamestop.

Fucking Gamestop, man...

Response to: A Haiku a Day Posted August 3rd, 2014 in Writing

Man shit in toilet
Have no more toilet paper,
Go to CVS.

-drinks hard stuff-