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When i saw the title "Alien Hominid IRL" for some reason i thought this thread was going to be about the face-eater in Miami.

anyways ill shoot 100 AUD into this

At 3/21/11 08:59 AM, Makakaov wrote: Call the police, say that she's missing, or tell them that you have baby with her, and you have to find her.

But all I can offer them is her first name

At 3/21/11 08:26 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: If she was the only person you felt that chemistry with, then it's your own damn fault you're not seeing her again. You had the chance to be with someone you had amazing chemistry with, but you blew her off for someone else just because you knew her longer. You lost your chance, now move on with your life.

Well actually I blew her off because she had already shown me that she wasn't the monogamise type.
But I do feel like it was a mistake at times and I think of her much more than I should and I dream about her often. No one else has ever stuck in my mind like she has and thats why I'm hell bent on finding her.

myspace offers nothing, she doesn't even use her first name on there, she used a nick name which made it a very tiring effort just to find her on there, im glad you can be alot more specific on myspace search compared to FB other wise id have nothing on her at all.

sorry bout the spelling, just re-re read it and realized even more so that i hate typing from my iphone

(anyone not interested in the details of my problem, skip the first 4 paragraphs)

about 3 years ago there was this girl at my work and the 2 of us flirted heaps, there was just alot of chemistry between us. she had a finance but we still hung out alot and got really close, anyways one day out of the we kissed as work which then eventuated to alot more ar my house after work.

then, 3 days later she quite and turned her phone off and i couldnt contact her at all, 6 weeks passed before she called me again. she told me that she had broken it of with her partner and she wanted to be with me, but i had found someone else, someone iv known since i was 10 and we just hooked up at a club but it turned into a relationship pretty quickly and i wasnt willing to throw that away for a woman i had only known for a few months and had already displayed that she isnt a very faithful companion.

she was crushed but we stayed in touch for a few months, just over the phone but then she started getting really insistent that i visit her and fool around with her, this led to us not talking anymore.

3 years later and im single again and would really like to see her again cos she is the only person iv ever felt that chemistry with, before her i didnt really even know what people meant when they talked about "chemistry"

but.... i dont have her number, i dont know her last name and the only lead on her i have is her myspace page which like most people she hasnt visited in years.

anyone here know how i might contact her?

At 2/7/11 01:39 PM, Jon wrote: Philly D

yeah Philip defranco all the way

i have a scar on my eyebrow from getting hit in the head with my staff while fire twirling. i also have scars on my hands from various burns from work

when in doubt, throw it the fuck out.

i have that written on a white board at work. if your not sure how fresh the food is or if its starting to smell. chuck it out.

i have a pair of bowling shoes that i flogged about 8 months ago that i wear out clubbing cos they are the most insane dance shoes ever. when im going somewhere like out to a high end bar or a posh restaurant ill wear me leather pointy tipped shoes. when im jogging i wear my DC skate shoes and when im doing pretty much anythin else i where my thongs

i never claimed to be an overly smart person. i got B average report cards but math was always my strong point. im very good with arithmetic and can add, subtract, multiply and divide any combination 3 digit numbers. i dont know what it is but maths just really makes sense to me. too bad im in an industry that maths isnt a very common requirement.

cyclone yasi, the biggest cyclone to hit australia in living memory is only hours away from hitting north Queensland, if any NGers are bracing themselves for the storms of if yous have family who is, ym thoughts are with you guys.

i myself am in south east Queensland so i wont be too badly effected by this, though i did lose alot to the floods 2 weeks ago.

Happy days

At 1/11/11 06:45 AM, Saren wrote:
Ooh, personal insults.
I hope you realize most of that money actually came from individual people and at that time your country had a decent government, not the lesbian bitch you have today (you guys haven't had a decent politician in ages.)

Obama is no better. That guys is just as useless as bush. The last decent president you guys had was JFK.

At 1/11/11 06:34 AM, Saren wrote: Can you guys shut the fuck up about this flood shit or whatever? I live in the US and we get WAY worse disasters than this that make this look like nothing, why should we be giving your country money that you probably wouldn't fucking bother giving to us in return? And there are other countries with worse disasters too but it's not like you Australians give a fuck, seriously there is no need to be so inconsiderate and pretty much every website I go I'm hearing the same drama, things like Hurricane Katrina are tragedies, THIS is no true tragedy and some people need to harden up.

Also we're dealing with a financial crisis, we should be focusing on OUR OWN country not semi-second world/first world farmer countries, same goes with Haiti too.

by the way there are like three threads of this or something already

wow, i really hate you.
do you realize how much money we donated to help you guys when Katrina hit? or how much we sent to pakistan on indonesia when the tsunami hit in 02?
you are scum.

At 1/10/11 04:59 AM, Platypus wrote: I reckon that'd be fun. Good luck

Oh and advice. Try to be one of the helpful and nice guys that work in game stores, not the other type that just sorta lazes around and scowls

In other words, have passion!

Thanks, I'll keep this at the front of my mind

At 1/10/11 03:40 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Retail jobs are always hell.

Have fun.

Well if that's the worst that can happen then I'll be fine. As a chef iv had to put up with much worse.

And with the derailment being brought to our attention. Would anyone actually like to contribute to this thread with some relevant info for me?

I am doing what I should be doing. Sitting in my car listening to death metal stupidly loud lurking these forums on my phone while waiting for my girlfriend to finish work.

As long as I don't have to type anything on my iPhone while at work my gramma and spelling will be fine.

So iv found out that I got the job at a game store as assistant manager. I didnt really think mich if the job when I applied for it since iv only ever worked as a chef my entire working life but for whatever reason, they like me and I start the job in 2 weeks when the current 2IC gets transferd to another store.

So has anyone or does anyone work at a game store and have any general advice for me. I know it's just a job in a game store but the fact that I'm 2IC makes me think that maybe this could be a good career change for me.

Thanks guys

At 1/6/11 09:17 PM, Numbuh1Over0 wrote: Just so you know, I have an IQ of 142. Anything over 140 is a genius: 100 is average, and 70 and below is a (sorry for using this word) retard. I beg your pardon.

you lie like a flat fish, I can tell just from the way you wrote your last post that you are far from being a genius. the only point i will use in this argument is the fact that having an IQ of below 70 doesn't make you a retard, it may make you stupid but you are not considered retarded. so why apologize for using that word even though it was completely unnecessary and inaccurate to use it? some genius.

I got

A $100 movie voucher and a heap of chocolate from my dad.
Few shirts from my step mum.
A leather jacket from my mum
A bottle of gin, a bottle of vermouth and 6 martini glasses from my sister
Tickets to a music festival next year and a gold chain off my girlfriend
And a knife from my head chef/room mate

Very very pleased with the stuff I got this year.

At 12/16/10 04:32 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Sure is a lot of rain here in Brisbane.

had the first day of sunshine in about 2 weeks yesterday, but now its gone back to crappy rain and sometimes hail, i saw hail for the first time in about 5 years the other day. hit me on the knuckle while i was doing about 60 on the motor bike, hurt like fuck. then i had to ride about 3 km to get home getting smashed by hail the whole time, my bike is great but i think i should have taken the car to work that day.

Cocaine, since I'm a bit of a health freak my old guilty pleasure use to be fast food but now iv become alot stricter with my eating habits so I just have some coke now and then which also keeps me from drinking when I go out which is a good thing I guess.

Why can't we change names anymore and when did this happen?

how does aids taste

You: i got aids
Santa: How unfortunate.

You: do you love little boys
Santa: Yes Santa loves everyone and everything.

You: what about penis?
Santa: penis ? I haven't heard enough about penis to have an opinion.
You: im sure you would enjoy it
Santa: What makes you so certain? Who else would enjoy it ?
You: your mum
Santa: Actually I do not have a mother.
You: well then your wife, she loves penis.
Santa: How about that. Interesting deduction. I am not married
You: then who the hell is mrs clause?
Santa: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?<br/> Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
You: you are a robot
Santa: You are correct, I have a heart of silicon.
You: so you are not real
Santa: Interesting deduction. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?

I give up santa
you just cant troll him

Dude come on down to the land of oz, its great here. i live in queens land and the weather has been pretty wet right now but its gonna be a nice warm summer, and we have some stunning beaches

Well intelligence is rather hard to measure. By that I mean I coulnt tell u if my gf was above, below or equal to my intellectual level as our strengths are in different areas. My strengths are math, chemistry, and history when she on the other hand is a great speller and just knows alot about the world in general. So since I'm unsure I'd say that we are about the same and I am happy with that.