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At 9/3/11 02:58 PM, Teddyriffic wrote: Cereal

- Pour Cereal into bowl
- Pour milk onto the cereal
- Eat !

Seriously , gamers breakfast , lunch and dinner !

No thanks..

Name a recipe for a snack that can be prepared simply. Try to use mainly common household ingrediants if you can.

Don't give me 4 course recipes, only snacks...

So I spent 4 hours finding a fix to a problem. I couldn't get on and there were no good TV shows or movies playing on DirecTV.

All it needed was a system reboot...

At 9/2/11 04:44 PM, Makeshift wrote: Peculiar new image.

Awwwwee sheet son thats awesome.

Good funny conversations, cool and breezy weather.

hey! crazy idea! maybe she just doesnt wanna date you.

No, she said the guys name and I know him.

Don't have a huge ego and think everyone is ugly. I've seen many peoples picture on here, I am NOT the ugly one.

I'll try again next time, in a few months or till my best friend (The girls friend is my friends GF) tells me that she is single.

Damn, I asked a girl thats cute out today, but it turns out she is already dating someone,

Two years older in high school.

Half of them have a huge ego, 25 % of them are geeks, not in the outside, they are just freaking retarded idiots. If this is for 11 and under, most of them only know bands like lil wayne, guns n roses, and green day.

What most likely actually happened:

Mommy I want to talk about littering!

"No I will tell you exactly what to write and you will be thought of a genious because you are a little girl."

God, the most idiotic people comment about 2012 on any kind of storm, earthquake, or hurricane, or volcano eruption and just because a calendar ends at that, its not happening. Everything going on currently is NATURAL. If anything such as a suspected "duedate" for the earth, people start freaking out and turning to bibles for a sentance marked between page 1000 to 10000 and look for answers to say the end of the world is happening..

At 8/31/11 01:22 PM, Squidbit wrote: Building a mansion

Niiiice. Put some fence to look like a gate, but opened.

No way, that happened down the street from my house, I saw a car speeding and then a crash. I saw the cops all out there.

And minecraft goes on. My next project is a solo. It will look like a telephone booth on the outside, but will lead underground to an underground palace, with columns our of iron and gold and all that. How will I make it open to the palace? A simple push of a button will move a piston and open the floor to fall on a ladder and go down. Then the magic happens. I will think about extra things to put, but give some ideas below! I will be making it tommorrow afternoon. Give ideas, and I will start after school. I will post pics soon and get ideas.

At 8/29/11 05:43 PM, Timchik wrote: This might help.

Sorry about that guys, I just meant that its an easter egg in the episode.

Waverly Place. There is a fortune machine in one of the episodes they call "Zelzar" and in the movie "Big" which came before, there is a fortune machine called "Zoltar"

Yes I watch Disney, I'm not a 28 year old who sits on this forum constantly, I am a youngling.

Take the lower part under the top that you folded under and stuck to, and rip it from it, there you go, simple as 123

People in the 80s thought that 2015 would be all that shit from Back to the Future, so lets watch as 2015 will just be the same things remodeled barely, like the 2008 Totoya Tundra compared to the 2011 Toyota Tundra

So I made a server, and its up. PM me if you want to join. You can build whatever you want, but no griefing or being an ass, or you will get banned, its not PVP for a reason, we only build and kill MOBS together.

At 8/28/11 01:56 PM, Makeshift wrote:

At 8/28/11 01:50 PM, NuclearWarFare wrote: I will have to build the perfect city with spots you are designated to build so its not all ugly looking.

Those are the worst / most unimaginative piece of shit servers ever.

Not the WHOLE place, just my own village so my house isn't surronded by cobble shit holes, but the rest of the world is free to do whatever.

I'm probably gonna make a server so it will be fun... But FIRST 4 PEOPLE TO PM ME ON NG gets to play on it, because I hate overloaded grief shit servers. This is only to apply right now... I will have to build the perfect city with spots you are designated to build so its not all ugly looking.

Apply now, I will make the server anytime soon, idk when.

At 8/26/11 05:04 PM, Addict wrote: You guys have completely gone against the rules.

No chat logs.

inb4 accusing me of backseat modding

Its happened so many times before, and all we are doing is showing people how fun an idiotbot can be :P

Also I think backseat modding is a sign of smartness and disicpline.

He can't do division either.

User: What is 4 divided by 1.

Cleverbot: Division by 0 is not possible!

User: Idiot.

Cleverbot: I can't speak german.

User: I can't speak retard.

Cleverbot: Speak german.

User: I thought you said you can't...

Cleverbot: In lying I reveal the truth.

User: What are you high on?

Cleverbot: I am not good at keeping secrets.

User: So you will answer me?

Cleverbot: I am greater than you. I demand you answer me. WHAT are you, and WHO are you?

User: A person who can't answer a simple math problem is either retarded or a computor, but you must be both.

Cleverbot: I'm not boring.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Please stop that, right now.

At 8/26/11 09:14 AM, Knis wrote:

teacher picks up the marbles looks at them and said "ALRIGHT WHO HAS TINY BLUE BALLS?!"

Johnny said "NuclearWarFare, see ya next year teach."

Well SORRY, I was just trying to have fun and play a game with Johnny

Good one tally, Haha. I am surprised this is still on the front page.

Oh you think you are better than me ehh? WELL... You just raised my tempor and I'm going too...

KABOOOOOM

At 8/25/11 05:56 PM, NuclearWarFare wrote: Its his birthday and noone made the poor guy a thread

I hate everyone.

No its not my birthday but this is how I expect it to be

TO PEOPLE: My birthday in Jan 12, make a thread for meh!

Its his birthday and noone made the poor guy a thread

I hate everyone.

I think Africa needs to realize that if they would hunt for food (WTF THERE IS SO MUCH ANIMALS THERE..)

They should get off their lazy butts and relize how far we got and how they could try to update to stuff like we have.

I wouldn't be in a shitty walmart bathroom stall, I would go home to do my buisness.