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I've never killed much, but one day when I was about 8, I was at my family's camp and was fishing with a net when a lizard came running by. I moved the net to get up and grab it when I realized the net hit it in the neck and, I think, paralyzed it from the neck down. For a few minutes, it opened its mouth a few times, and then stopped. I put its head in the water and pulled it back up, and it did the same, then it stopped no matter what. I dropped it in the water and it floated off.

5 days until redisign when timer starts

At 1/9/12 05:17 PM, Luis wrote: someone bought this for me for my birthday i was very pleased.

Its a 64 oz flask. Its as tall as my monitor.

1. Go out on the town

2. Gulp it down

3. Wake up in the middle of nowhere

4. repeat.

At 1/9/12 05:11 PM, Slint wrote: Mouth full of broken teeth.

But I have so much to do in my life, and I don't want to eat baby mush.

So, my birthday is this thursday the 12th and I don't know what I would like for my birthday. My family wants to get me something, but I checked out gamestop and there are no games that I am interested in right now.

So, the question is, anyone got something really good for christmas that is really cool and a nice gift? I would say the highest price acceptable is 150

I did everything Xbox.com/security told me to, so yeah. I'm fine. I went to billing, and apperantly the hacker bought like 10 "PREMIUM GOLD JUMBO" and a "PREMIUM GOLD PACK"

It says game consumable, so I want to find out what game it is.

I put in some Xbox "code" I saw in account settings, so now they can't get in without nowing that.

I'm going talk to Xbox support right now.

So today I got on to go play some games, when the message popped up saying "You've last played on a different console." It had never said this, so I went see whats the latest games. I noticed "Fifa 2012" which I never had or want, so I went check my microsoft points incase. They are all gone. My 4000 from christmas is now just 40. I don't know what to do....

At 1/8/12 12:17 AM, majormelthesackboy wrote: This would be a good movie plot.

Just a flash "music video" then all of a sudden that part comes up...

:Great plot, indeed, my jolly fellow.

User: Party rocking in the house tonight.

Cleverbot: Everybody just have a good time!

User: And we gonna make you lose your mind.

Cleverbot: We just wanna see you!

User: Shake that!

Cleverbot: In the club party rock.

User: Looking for your girl? She on the jock.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Are....Are you gay?

Cleverbot: Of course I am!!

I'll leave it here early. Saints won.

I was glad when the score was 14 to 14

Then I took a flag to the knee.

Game's starting right now. Saints all the way!

Bragging rights for a year as my bet that the Saints win.

WHO DAT

Now, I used to take 8 hour trips to get to my aunts every year and right after they move to New York, we move 1 hour away from their old house? Nooooo

Hey Arnold

I have more info on the subject! I got it on Wolf news!

Newgrounds user EddyfromEEnE was caught trying to reenter SoCal to get some more news so he could spam the forums. He was recently banned from entering South Cali. He tried to make a run for it, but the NG mods recently perfected the BanSniper. BanHammers aren't used anymore. On the break for it, Eddy managed to push the moderator named Coop off of a cliff. Studies show users didn't give a shit.

I'm not from there.

Youre lying. You have to be. Stop lying. Youre such a liar.

Get zeh lie detector.

The Mod Police say EddyfromEEnE was arrested and put in Newgrounds Jail. Word is he was posting too many SoCal news bullitins to the forum....

That is all.

I used to be a synchronized swimmer, then I took an arrow to the knee.

I've never tried Lobster, though it sounds delicious. I've eaten Crawfish (or as some say, clayfish), does it taste anything like it?

At 12/8/11 04:42 PM, Rummy0 wrote:

At 12/8/11 04:21 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Zero bars. I'm so lucky they sell them where I live.

Woah that sounds awesome, I'd have mine and yours together.

And I made the theme song.

Iiiit's a Rummy-O Zer-O bar

I CAN swim, but I rather glide underwater then the kind that your graded on.

I think one thing can possibly happen in the future. Evey major country vs Russia and Iran.

It happened while I was watching a video.

Camera looks towards me, I say " CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE MADE OF LEFTOVER ANIMAL PARTS LIKE EYES AND LIVER"

I bet Saints will win. If I lose, giants betters get to post " I'm better than NuclearWarfare " by their sig for as long as they want.

@Jackho

I know most are good, but some are just plain out placing it right then and there in everything they do, " LOLZ I'M A MOD RESPECT ME"

At 11/27/11 03:39 PM, J-Rex wrote: They are more mod then you and me so they have more E-Power meaning they have a bigger E-Penis.

Meh. More desperate for an Admin to notice some of 'em.