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Response to: Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Posted August 20th, 2013 in Video Games

I just pre-ordered the special edition via Amazon. I haven't ever pre-ordered a game online before, but it said that I should get it a few days before the game's released. So, fingers crossed.

Eeh.. Not sure about that. However if it does happen, you are the luckiest man alive..

Another thing: I wonder how the skill system will work. Like, if I fly a plane with someone besides trevor, I hope the game doesn't take over, swerve around, and crash.

Response to: Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Posted August 20th, 2013 in Video Games

I've heard that you will never go through all of the cutscenes when you switch to different characters. I suppose it is possible, but I'm sure there will be people who switch between characters often and run through them all.

On another note, I'm for sure giving Trevor muttonchops if allowed.

Response to: Most underused face? Posted August 19th, 2013 in General

Nobody EVER uses the angel face. I was the first to use it last update.

Response to: Hilariously bad movie you saw? Posted August 16th, 2013 in General

That movie "In Time" with Justin Timberlake.

Response to: New Carnivore Discovered Posted August 16th, 2013 in General

At 8/16/13 09:45 PM, mandog wrote:
At 8/16/13 06:40 PM, CosmicRainbow wrote: "The only animal that will make you say 'AWWWWW' while you are being eaten alive."
It eats humans?

I wouldn't think, I was just joking around.

Response to: New Carnivore Discovered Posted August 16th, 2013 in General

"The only animal that will make you say 'AWWWWW' while you are being eaten alive."

Response to: Find Your Household B Posted August 15th, 2013 in General

Battleship game in my closet

Response to: Being fat = armor? Posted August 15th, 2013 in General

At 8/15/13 07:50 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: Not as much as muscle, muscle is much more dense and thus would offer much better protection than fat against a body blow, now, a scrawny guy with no muscle nor fat would suffer much worse than either a very fat or very buff guy. Also, no amount of possible Fat nor Muscle could stop even a .22 from penetrating and probably killing you if it was a clear shot to the chest.

If a .22 bullet hits your bone it will travel up it and do some serious damage even if it isn't a clear shot to the chest.. ouch.

Response to: What do you think Luis is up to? Posted August 14th, 2013 in General

4. Tripping over the power cord to the Newgrounds server.

I thought this joke used to be aimed at liljim?

Response to: Who should represent NG? Posted August 10th, 2013 in General

Somebody who does stuff for each portal

Response to: Socks with sandals Posted August 10th, 2013 in General

I will never wear the two together..

Response to: Plane Crash Posted August 9th, 2013 in General

Its kinds of strange to me because at around the exact time this posted I was in school thinking "It seems like one of those days when something horrible happens and I'll find out when I get home."

Response to: Game Jam 9 Winners Posted August 5th, 2013 in NG News

I had so much fun working with the guys in Midnight Moose Party making Motorjoust. This game jam was a huge success! Many great games were made in the two weeks.

Response to: Is Family Guy for children? Posted August 3rd, 2013 in General

Well, its not made for children but the kids really fucking cherish it.

Response to: Ned's Declassified School Survival Posted August 2nd, 2013 in General

I like how half of them look like elementary kids and the other half look like they should be in high school

Response to: Favorite Hot Sauce Posted August 1st, 2013 in General

Crystal hot sauce is good.. Not sure if its gets around like tabasco though. Avery island, where the peppers for tobasco are grown, smells like you have your nose in a bottle of it

Response to: What's The Ng Staff Up? Posted July 30th, 2013 in General

This is the biggest one on the list that I believe deserves to remain:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416
Trying to protect the mash-up / crossover games especially.

Probably the most popular crossover game on here

Response to: What's The Ng Staff Up? Posted July 30th, 2013 in General

Everything but announcing the robot day/game jam winners.

Hopefully soon
Response to: Are you lonely? Posted July 30th, 2013 in General

Not at all. I have plenty of friends, everybody else being acquaintances. As far as I know, nobody hates me but some guy who's been holding a stupid grudge for three years about some little school game. I don't give two shits about him though.

Response to: Name your dick after a movie. Posted July 29th, 2013 in General

Predator

Response to: Jaeger Designer Posted July 22nd, 2013 in General

At 7/22/13 10:39 AM, Slint wrote:
At 7/19/13 12:27 AM, CosmicRainbow wrote: Maybe it was just me, but that site was so unresponsive. I think I sat there for 30 minutes, 25 of those being waiting.
You waited 25 minutes to make a robot?

My internet was being wonky at the time. Its fast to make one now. I did wait long, but it was actually (Probably) 15.

Response to: Best pixelated games on NG? Posted July 21st, 2013 in General

There's an odd lack of MotorJoust in this thread.

Now GO PLAY YEAHEAEHEYEAH
Response to: Family Guy Vs American Dad Posted July 21st, 2013 in General

At 7/21/13 09:10 PM, MonsterInsideMex3 wrote: Family Guy.......American Dad sucks.

l can barely stand Family Guy anymore. The comedy is very childish and the creators can't stick to a storyline long enough before having to shit on their computer screens and throw in a Conway Twitty song or some random bullshit. The more I watch it, the more my IQ drops. Was I the only one who grew out of it at 11?

Response to: Ashamed of Being White Posted July 21st, 2013 in General

Jesus, the whole Trayvon Martin case is getting worse than Casey Anthonys.

You know what? I don't give a shit. I'm not ashamed, mainly because Zimmerman is a latino, not a white guy.

Response to: Who's More Popular: Mj Or Mj? Posted July 21st, 2013 in General

Michael Jackson made some good music and Michael Jordan was a good basketball player but I'm not much of a fan of the two. Michael Jackson is way more popular though.

Response to: Art Group Activities Posted July 20th, 2013 in Art

I guess I'll be inngfart now as well because the ngart room is broken for me as well.

Response to: Somebody With Same Name As You Posted July 19th, 2013 in General

So many people with my first name.

So many people with my last name.

Nobody with both.

Response to: Users you miss. Posted July 19th, 2013 in General

At 7/19/13 05:06 PM, Slint wrote:
At 7/19/13 05:01 PM, ZJ wrote: mamatequila and EyeLovePoozy will be missed. I needed them for the continued success of my NFL threads.
Why did Poozy quit?

His inflated ego propelled him to space where he turned into star stuff

Response to: Simpsons/ Family guy crossover. Posted July 19th, 2013 in General

I only like crossovers when they are just for kicks, such as the second episode of the two-parter in family guy where Stewie almosts kills Lois, and when he later goes to the CIA, Stan Smith and Deputy Director Bullock barge into the room trying to stop him.

I don't like the Simpsons and Family guy much. The only reason Family Guy is still airing is because all of the kids that still watch it. I should know, I used to LOVE it.. but I'm not 10 anymore.