but it grew back five hundred times now I look like a pinata

fuck you this forum is awful

What a load of shit. Bring back the problems of the future, today. Today.

Dear Newgrounds

Everything by Everyone is a gay generic slogan. Change it back.

Sincerely,
Various portal-using degenerates

oh shit linked the wrong thing sorry

Funny you should mention that...

I LIKE THIS THREAD IT HAS VIDEO GAME CHARACTER FANTASIES LETS DO MORE OF THAT

HEY INTERNET I DRANK OR DID DRUGS OR HAD SEX AND I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW

Coreburger

also ffffffffffffffffffff

I pray to GOD that your prostate is being eaten by ants right now

Amazing, I have to work really hard to make my threads as shitty as they are and there are some people who are just naturals

The first time my doctor did it they found a chunk of shit the size of a basketball and named it the NG BBS hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA no but really I hope you have cancerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

At 9/19/07 01:37 AM, LuigiBot wrote: lol u noob read the ruooolz.

/stonecoldsoul

Why read what I'm just going to disregard anyway?

and who you calling a noob

At 9/19/07 01:32 AM, ZENON wrote: My name is CorpseGrinderClock and dick is definitely my favorite subject. I major in it.

O

I'm shocked that I haven't been banned for my dickery yet it usually takes only a couple minutes

I tried to go to the bathroom and a bee came out of my dick and drowned in my urine

the constitution is gay

hey no wait I have a gayer idea

No wait actually I don't

I THINK I'M REALLY FUNNY

Humidity is rising
Barometer's getting low
According to all sources
the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.

It's Raining Men
Hallelujah
It's Raining Men
Amen
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet
It's Raining Men
Hallelujah
It's Raining Men
Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

God bless Mother Nature
she's a PERSON WITH A FABULOUS AVATAR ON NEWGROUNDS.COM too
She took off to heaven
And she did what she had to do
She taught every angel
To rearrange the sky
So that each and every PERSON WITH A FABULOUS AVATAR ON NEWGROUNDS.COM
could find the perfect guy

At 8/13/07 06:00 PM, RupeeClock wrote: Why did Wonchop deserve that?

I can think of a few reasons

Man, I've seen quite a few redesigns in my time here, and the only thing I miss very much is maybe the old cool button layout from about 2 redesigns ago and the assassin shotgun-man autoplay from 3 or 4 ago (though there have even been different versions of that...and I hope they bring that back as well!)

and of course "everything by everyone" sucks a boatload of bear cocks compared to "the problems of the future...today!" Next thing you know they'll be replacing the tank with a volkswagen...

Anyone who doesn't have theirs set to fab is gay

Also, making it decapping my HATCHI MATCHI YI YI in my thread title?

That's fucking with tradition sir! That's fucking with our heritage!

You misspelled "the problems of the future, today" in the header. Pretty badly too.

Thought you should know that. I'm a helpful guy, after all.

I hadn't downvoted it, but now that I've watched it I see why it should be downvoted.

Amazing, even in the thread where we are showing how the clock crew is making the world a better place there are a couple people who feel the need to get their e-panties in a knot.

I really am quite impressed though with the majority of the posts, and that's an honest first for newgrounds.

I'm really quite shocked to find such a repository of taste in a place such as the NG BBS. This thread has restored my faith in newgrounds.

Hey newgrounds stop being dicks and start supporting PNGs instead of making us use crappy jpegs

Sincerely,
The Management (the Clock Crew)

what