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At 5/22/04 06:21 PM, RoadsteR wrote: Hmm.. you thought THAT was offending...

Yo momma's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch

w00t ^^

What legendary wit! tell, me did you see it on the television, old boy, or did you have to read a book? (perish the thought)

At 5/21/04 03:07 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote:
It's intolerance towards others' religions., just like YOUR intolerance towards others' religions.

My grandparents wrote me out of thier will, because I renounced god, on the grounds that religion had no proof.

And people call me resentful

Mr foot-long-hotdog-inventor

You dared to dream about giving us a whole two extra inches
This Bud's for you

Even tho the best Bud advert is Dale Earnhardt Jr's car in the NASCAR

Well, it would be rude not do indulge in such bererages, old boy. Unless of course you were partaking of some stronger pleasures, such as a good brandy, what what

At 5/21/04 12:42 AM, Jlop985 wrote: People that say religion causes intolerance, and then conclude that religion must be banned, amuse me.

So tell me then, if this preaching by Bin Laden and his cronies, trying to incite the Islamic world into a Jihad against the 'Western Infidels' is not religion causing intolerance, or using religion as an excuse for terrorism, then what is it?

At 5/20/04 04:31 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: If religion gets banned, then what in gods name will old people do all day? Bingo is only on a couple of times a week and soap operas are just on during the day.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE OLD PEOPLE?

Kill them, recycle them and invest their money into finding a cure to the religious problem

Britain doesn't exist anymore. Scotland and Wales practically run themselves, while Northern Ireland is a lost cause. There is no 'British Empire' to speak of, save maybe Gibraltar and even then, we are told what to do by Bush on one side of us and Brussels on the other.

In correction to your statment, England is a great country, not Britain

Maybe they were right back in the cold war. Maybe we should just nuke the whole planet and hand it over to the cockroaches.

Catch 22, my friend

cucumber sandwiches? Rather. Might join you in the cricket also. Do you prefer to bat or bow, old boy?

Tally ho and Pip pip

At 5/20/04 12:41 AM, TheProtevangelion wrote:

At 5/19/04 11:43 PM, PinkUsagi wrote: Yes, I believe she is having a very sensational orgasm from rubbing strawberries on her nipples. I wish it were that easy for me, lolz.

maybe it is. i suggest you try.

bring a camera along, too.

How much do you want me to pay to see that? I have cash and cheque facilities

by the same token, it is "in fact" nonsense to a lot of people. You ask people what religion they are. Ask them the last time they prayed / went to church / if they actually live life according to their religious beliefs.

People who don't worship, but just live a normal life don't count. I count them as abstaining voters. You've actually gotta go to the poolling station to get your vote registered, havn't you?

At 5/20/04 01:41 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Man, don't people have common sense anymore? Someone runs a lawn mower over your gardens, you call the POLICE! That's fucking illegal! Then you make them pay for the damages. They proably ruined $100's of stuff. Make them pay, or take them on Judge Judy!

Finally someone who talks sense. Thanx Wade

At 5/20/04 12:34 PM, zaedus wrote: Yeah, seriously, that is a pretty stupid topic. Find me a culture that does not have a religion.

The culture I call my own has no religion. I go to work, get paid at the end of the week and spend it. No religion, just perpetual motion

At 5/18/04 07:36 AM, Hell_Toupee wrote:

The U.S. mean for gas on 5/17/04 was $2.53/gal.!

Jeez man, get over it. I say this all the time. In britain it's costing us around $6.50 / gal so shut your yap and get on with your life

We have to

At 5/20/04 09:20 AM, ohp-kyle wrote: I think it would be best to ban the use of force against anyone or anything, not religion.

Define the use of force. If you mean that we aren't even allowed to hit each other, then such awesome sports as Ice Hockey and Rugby would be banned

And that would make me very sad

SSX 3
WipEout Fusion
Dynasty Warriors 4 / Xtreme Legends
EA's NHL series
Final Fantasy VIII / X / X-2
Civilisation 2

All of these games have been found guilty of wasting my life, and yet I love them so

My 10th birthday party, back in '93. I was doin the turtleback and for some reason kicked out my legs. I went up onto my left shoulder and dislocated it. That bit didn't hurt. However, 5 HOURS later, when they put the damn thing back, it hurt like hell. I've either torn or badly hyper-extended all the ligaments in my shoulder. I can't play ice hockey any more unless I had surgery, which doctors tell me only has a 25-50 percent chance of success. Not only Physical, but Mental pain, as I was cruelly robbed of the chance to play the only sport I was any good at.

At 5/20/04 06:02 AM, Dr_Arbitrary wrote:
Then, my friends discovered Vampire the Masquerade... one of those RPG things... I played that for a while until one of my other friends discovered Mage... we played etherites... basically mages who use science fiction technology instead of magic. Our names for our characters were Professor Omega and Dr. Arbitrary.

Try playing Werewolf: the apocalypse. It's way better than Vampire or Mage

With most of the major conflicts in the world today caused by religion (Israel/Palastine, Northern Ireland, recent Iraqi insurgents etc) should we really consider that religion is in fact nonsense and therefore ban it.

I say this for two reasons:
1) Regardless of which religion, if any, you choose, you are going to hell. Because there are at least two religions which specify that you will go to hell for all eternity if you do not follow them.(you can't follow 2 religions simeltaneously)

2) Okay, so it wouldn't stop all the wars of the world instantaneously, but if you look at the way in which children of two different cultures interact with each other, we must believe that some of the problems (Israel/Palastine in particular) would sort themselves out

thoughts from all angles appreciated

Since religion is the cause of most of the problems in the world today, I think that all this sunday opening hours for shops and so forth is totally mad. I mean, what do most people do on a sunday anyway. Personally, I just go to the pub with my friends and get drunk.

At 1/6/03 05:40 PM, ULTRAnamic wrote: Wtf is wrong with you masterbation is healthy and normal its natures way of keeping seamon fresh rarther than wet dreams.Its clears the mind and freshens the body no harmful effects come out of it so this is a load of bull.

Plus if you've got the right girlfriend, it can really turn her on as well!

If it needs to go back to the pop up, just make it another page on the site, not a popup.

Also, could you consider using just numeric, rather than alphanumeric, cos it's easier to type

Cheers

Escape from IKEA. This could become a saga

This rocks! I was on the protal for a good 15 minutes and not a single flash of the fifteen under judgement entries disappeared. Plus the scores looked a lot higher.

Now if only we could find a way to stop people submitting thing like pictures of them and a stick fight where one hit floors the other guy etc

Is it me or am I just ranting?

Let the women take over. With Margret Thatcher as my prime example, if women get to run the place, they will do just as bad a job as the men, but in a different way.

Kelly Brook is my dreamgirl. She makes me thing immoral thoughts.

I like immoral thoughts

htttp://www.absolutepictures.com/b/brook_kelly/

I call the final:
Tampa Bay versus Calgary

Though I don't know who will win it.
At the moment, they both deserve to on merit

Cool, can I be someone of the Han Solo ilk? He was a neutral... well sort of until the end of episode IV/ start of Episode V

With Karate, I'll kick your ass
Here to Tienemen Square.
Oh yeah Mother F**ker
I'm gonna Kick your f**kin deriere
Yeah

Karate rocks, so does rock your socks