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At 6/3/04 03:59 PM, EtonBoy wrote: Its only cos they give them to you after you've been drinking some weird chiniese beer so your half cut by the time you get them so you only remeber the bits that are relavent to you XD

No, I eat them at work, when I HAVE to be sober :(
The meanings may be cryptic, but they are there

Tis for a worthy cause, old boy. Think nothing of it

At 6/3/04 03:55 PM, dVus wrote: i dunno, you sound pretty freakin american yourself.

How dare you insult the Prime Minister like that. I'm outraged, I tell you!

Jeeves! Escort Mr dVus to the door post haste.

It'll be fun to watch through my welding mask, so the sun doesn't burn my eyes away.

I don't beliveve in Horoscopes, per se, though I do believe in the fortunes from fortune cookies, as they have been right more often than not.

Fear the cookies, they know more than you think

At 6/3/04 11:39 AM, CapnTibbz wrote: This is a topic that has been in my head for a while now, It has been 902 days to this day since I've taken a shower, what is so special about the 'American Way' of bathing ourselves in complete filth we call... WATER

I find it much easier to clean myself in a shower, than in a bath. I prefer to remove the dirt and have it leave my immediate vicinity, rather than wallow in it for 20 mins of so. Plus taking a shower uses around 1/2 to 1/3 of the water a bath uses, so it's good for my water bill.

At 6/3/04 03:17 PM, EtonBoy wrote: That sound suspisiously like Bitter bleurgh,

Apparently, it is bitter, but with the sweet taste of honey accompanying it. I myself much prefer the spirit realm and am currently working my way along the top shelf at my local, what what. Only 12 1/2 more feet to go out of about 30

At 6/3/04 02:56 PM, EtonBoy wrote: Melton Mowbray pork pies are the food of kings, that and scampi fries and pork scratchings with a pint of stella down the pub, oh er I mean, damn my common roots

Stella? A Belgian tipple? Pah! One should drink real ale, old chap. Something like 'Badger's Golden Champion' it comes highly recomended from the barman at one's local

I'll second that, old chap.

How about Minister for food (Melton Mowbray pork pies, Cheddar Cheese etc) after all, we need someone to do Prescott's job, eh chaps

At 6/3/04 12:58 PM, EtonBoy wrote: one thinks that after C83's comments on the beer or sex thread he should be appointed minister for beer and totty

Minister for having a good time, I hear you say, Eton, old chap. Done.

How about these:
Minister for Englishness(Home Secretary): checks that people are 'being English' and so forth
Minister for English Sport(Sport Minister): Keeps us all updated on all sports when England or GB are playing.
Minister of English Transport(Transport Secretary): Talks incessantly about Rollers, Bentleys, Jag-wahs, Morgans as well as other bits of English Transport (QEII, etc)
Chancellor: Keeps Joxa on his toes(Brown/Blair), tells us who is the richest and comes up with ideas to make us money.

Any more ideas, chaps. We're nowhere near a full cabinet yet.

At 6/3/04 08:03 AM, LeapOfFaith wrote: One likes the idea of the "Tea Party" verry much. May one join?

Of course you may, old boy. You are English, after all.

*Footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy*

Long live The Weebl, and all he stands for

At 6/2/04 02:19 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: Somthing on the lines of "looking out for number one" sort of thing.

Now now, there's no need to go all Tory party on us, old boy. This is the Tea Party HQ, we'll have no trouble here.

Jooly good slogan DAMainMan, old chap. Shame we're a little late to jump on the old electoral bandwagon for the EU, eh

'Detroit City' and 'Backyard Brawl' by Alice Cooper. Yeah, that guy still rocks.

'Tribute' by Tenacious D. I have never laughed so much at a rock song

'Where have you Been?' by Reel Big Fish. This sums up my life at the moment.

At 6/1/04 03:15 AM, Aman125 wrote: I don't like giving is on fire attention,

Just ignore him and eventually, he'll get bored and go back to being a semi-intelligent 13 year old again

At 6/2/04 02:21 AM, aherdofgoats wrote: That "Another one bits the dust" one rules. Iv'e seen it before. I think some artists do it on purpose, but 90% of the time its coincidence.

I could believe that Lennon's "indistinguishable gibberish" was actually the line "Paul is a dead man, miss him, miss him, miss him" reversed. Didn't they have a big falling out, before they split?

At 6/1/04 08:43 AM, Freemind wrote: Judging by that girl you wont find your virginity but you will find an STD, probably herpes.

Gee, you're about as subtle as facial herpes

At 6/2/04 03:17 AM, Tony_DeVito wrote: we-a italian's will-a crush-a you english!

"What-a mistake-a to make-a"
-Cpt Umberto Bertarelli, Allo Allo.

I say, look here old chap. I know it's been said before, but this is an English thread for English people (If you can do a good English accent, you can stay) we'll have no trouble in here.

Please leave us to our political machinations

Toodle pip

At 6/1/04 04:22 PM, Chefcoop wrote: One lives in a wonderful detached house in the town of Kidderminster which is almost right between Birmingham and Worcester, when one is not at ones country estaste.

One's house is one's castle, Chef. I say, I too live in a rather wonderful detached house in Kidderminster. Have we met before, old sport?

At 6/1/04 10:32 AM, EtonBoy wrote: I must retort with the suggestion of the finest Aquascutum bowler hat old chap.

And this is why, old chap,YOU are the minster for class

At 6/1/04 05:29 AM, mexxa wrote: Actually blame america with thier giant fuel gussling cars .I heard a while backt hat american fuel prices were at an all time high and they were still like 5 times cheaper than here in England STOP moning your lucky.

Amen! over in merry ole England, gas prices are fast approaching $8 per gallon! And you think you're hard done by.

At 5/31/04 08:03 PM, Joxa wrote: One feels honoured you wish to make me Pm. One needs a suit!

Something with more than just a little penache, old boy. We need something which also includes a hat, because you don't see politicians wearing hats, anymore. I suggest a top hat, to show one's authority over the riff raff, which call themselves the government, eh

At 6/1/04 06:39 AM, Aman125 wrote: However there are like 3 people in Florida who even know what hockey is.

Well there's at least 50, because of the Lightning players and staff. Other than that, I see your point

At 5/31/04 05:28 PM, da_pope wrote: Flames are gonna own. But I think Kipper is just a one year show next year he's gonna blow. Flames in 6.

Like JS Gigeure, last season to this season. Talk about hero to zero.

I would like to apologise to all Mighty Ducks fans. The reason that you played so badly this season was that everyone else played better than you. HA HA!!

At 5/31/04 06:44 PM, j00bie wrote: both teams have 90%+ Canadian players...

shows you a little somethin, doesnt it America?

Also, note the European influence, especially between the pipes. Sorry Canada, Europe carries a bit of swing, especially with the two team's styles of play (open, end to end. Truly a great finals so far)

1) Screensaver with password protection.

2) Buy your own computer

3) get your parents to fit a lock on your door. Lock him in (Kill him) lock him out (much surfing happyness)

Perhaps if you bashed the bishop for about 18 hours or more a day. then maybe, just maybe

On the same token, Sex can to be fatal

At 5/25/04 11:42 PM, mighty_potato wrote:

:I want Calgary because they're hardcore underdogs and they're a Canadian team. However, I would like to see Tampa Bay win because they have Dave Andrechuck and he's from my hometown.

Root for Tampa, because if they win it, Dave Andrechuck might bring the Cup to your hometown. You can bask in the glory of the cup, firsthand!

At 5/25/04 09:25 AM, mighty_potato wrote: The last Canadian team to reach the Stanley Cup finals were the Vancouver Canucks in 1994. They lost the series in seven games to the New York Rangers. The last Canadian team to win the Stanley Cup were the Montreal Canadiens in 1993, beating the Los Angeles Kings in a series filled with overtime.

mighty_potato, your knowledge of Hockey is good. Who is the player who has won the most Stanley Cups. I think it could be the Pocket Rocket, Henry Richard (11) If not, please enlighten me

I think Tampa Bay will raise the Holy Grail. Don't ask me why. even at 2-1 down, I still think they can do it.

Watch out for the Avs next Year

At 5/29/04 08:16 AM, Crazy_Lizard_Inc wrote: as it is stated based upon todays technology and scientific calculations, it seems that the universe is collapsing faster than it is expanding.

I think that all these Black Holes the Universe will eventually swallow everything up, except themselves.
Then... and this is where the story really starts... Then they start to swallow each other. When there is only one left, it will begin to compress, creating a critical mass This will then explode, creating a big bang.

The problem is, I have no way of proving my theory, as we would be in a black hole. This would be painful.

At 5/31/04 03:19 PM, DirtySyko wrote: Drowning is like one of my worst fears. I would never want to go out that way. Especially having it happen slowly. Like my boat is sinking and I know I'm done for.. I just have to wait for it to finally plumit.

When you drown, you get starved of Oxygen, so your brain lapses into a kind of dream state. It sounds quite pleasant actually

Well, I'm not exactly sure, old chap. You see, we really should have a policy that all English people should speak proper English at all times.

How about education, NHS, and other such things. they will need funding. I am a chartered accountant, old boy, maybe I can be of some assistance to you.