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At 6/7/04 01:44 AM, -p00pm00s3- wrote: In This topic we name all the guitar gods

i would say

Joe Satraini
Rhandy Rhoads
Jimmy Page
John Petrucci
Eddie Van Halen
Jimi Hendrix
Toni Iommi
Steve Vai
Zakk Wylde

Where's Brian May? And Slash? And Eric Clapton And BB King And Hank Marvin. These guys are the greatest and you missed them out

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
Eating his cold meat pie
He caught Salmonella
Unfortunate Fella
And now is likely to die

At 6/6/04 05:49 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: Dear shit-for-brains.

You, with your miniscule intellect, have failed to grasp the very essence of this thread. This thread was started by an Englishman as a joke. Other Englishmen (who got the joke) responded and so the thread grew as a sort off haven where Brittish people could laugh, both at ourselves, and the American's view of us. We like to "talk" in fake upper-class accents and generly play up every negative Brittish sterotype going.

Now, if you continue to post crap there will be a flaming the likes of which you have never seen, you have been warned.

Now fuck off

Hope that's cleared things up for you, Thuriz_K. Really, you chaps from Walsall are supposed to be on our side dontcha know?

At 6/6/04 05:41 PM, Chefcoop wrote: it will also give one the chance to see what the welsh army doing, because they are looking for a fight what what.

Welsh Army? I was not aware that such a force existed old boy? Ask Eton, he was across the border recently.

At 6/6/04 05:33 PM, EtonBoy wrote: One would much rather have just a melton mowbary than caviar, on it's own mind no pickle, picalili or not of that whatwhat, pickles bleurgh, that or some hot buttered crupets whatwhat

Mr Brain's Faggots in a rich west country sauce, accompanied by roast potatoes and minted peas. Can't berat it for Englishness, old bean

paAt 6/5/04 11:54 PM, mighty_potato wrote:

Yep...its finally over and there WILL be a game 7 in Tampa Bay. If I'm not mistaken, St. Louis scored the winner in overtime. It was one hell of a game and game 7 should be even better.

You betcha. I've just gotten out of bed after recovering from game 6. Living in the UK means that the game didn't finish until around half 5 in the morning. I went to bed and the sun was shining. Great game, bring on #7. I think Tampa will just sneak it, but it's still such a great series

At 6/3/04 02:37 PM, AntiClock wrote:

:i believe he should have been suspended if its against the school dress code

The boy's lawyers are going to say: "Show us wherre it says 'no anit gay T-shirts' in the dress code.

The boy should be allowed to wear a T-shirt like that. He should only be stopped, if he starts to harm gays, which he didn't.

At 6/5/04 05:41 PM, CapitalistSocialist wrote: He did do a lot to cool off the cold war which is probably his most lasting achievement

Yeah, but you can't attribute it all to one man. It was the actions of may, which lead to the end of the Cold War, not just Ron Reagan.

At 5/27/04 09:49 PM, KrazyKid89 wrote: any1 kno ANY comback lines so i can give these jackasses a good verbal thrashing?

I was a victim of bullying at school. I tried to be witty, with comebacks, so they just hit me harder. I suggest that you ignore the dicks that harrass you, because half the time, they'll get bored and find someone else to pick on. Should this fail, do what I did: I threw the ringleader in the river after school one night. They never bothered me again, except to buy me a drink, down the pub

At 6/4/04 06:17 PM, -sidz- wrote: so if anyone has any tips to get over girls please tell me

Three ways to get over a girl:

1) Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters.

2) Take a trip to Amsterdam

3) Get a new woman

At 5/31/04 03:53 AM, Psyco_Crusher wrote: YEAH, LETS CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FOR WAR. I'LL GET THE CHAMPAIGNE.

Listen, If it wasn't for those brave men who valliantly sacrificed themselves for the greater good on 6th June 1944, you'd probably be speaking German as your first language. Show some respect for you owe it to them.

"Okay, so when I want to stop, I just yell and you guys activate the brakes, right?"

Shogun by James Clavell. Heavy going, but a great Samurai Epic.

Saga of the exiles (Series) by Julian May. Time travel, Aliens and Psionics. Great fun

Discworld (Series) by Terry Pratchett. Funny and such a good parallel to real life.

I, Robot. by Isaac Assimov. There's a movie about it out soon, but I think the book is good.

At 6/5/04 03:36 AM, TidesOfDarkness wrote:

At 6/5/04 03:35 AM, Deadgirlsdontsayno wrote: He was drunk.

That's a really poor excuse for being an fucktard and almost breaking up with me. (Dating for around a year now.)

Watch out. It seems you have a really agressive boyfriend, when he is drunk. This may seem a little OTT, but you might want to consider keeping a can of mace handy when he's like that.

Better safe than sorry

At 6/5/04 06:40 PM, Joxa wrote: My god man, the tea party sounds most wonderful! But wheres the best boy? we need someone to make our tea and cook our crumpets! what what!

Best boy? I do believe that one's butler fulfils the job description of making tea and toasting crumpets, old chap.

I say, there was a spiffing game of Ice Hockey on last night. The Calgary Flames lost 3 goals to 2 in a hard fought contest against the Tampa Bay Lightning. This is for a very english prize, the Stanley Cup. (Named after Lord Stanley, Duke of Preston) This is one of the most prestigious cup competitions in the world today and now it will be decided on Monday night. Both teams are tied with three wins each in a best of seven series. I think that Tampa Bay may just edge it.

At 6/5/04 05:35 PM, Arnold12 wrote: yo can i join aswell i live in blackpool

Of course you can, old boy. You are English, after all.

At 5/16/04 05:27 PM, R-Jay wrote: Coke because they had actual cocaine in it.

"Have you ever fucked on coke, Nick?"
Basic Instinct.

Coke every time

I say chaps, let us throw down the gun and take up the pen. (The Welsh aren't really worth it) Here's a summary of the appointments (Pending are in brackets)

PM: Joxa
Deputy PM: Eton Boy
Thread Interferers: Leap of Faith
Good Times: Coop83
Food: Chefcoop
Englishness: Joxa
Class: Eton Boy
Sport: (Coop83)
Transport: scratchscientist
Chancellor: (tba)
Common Sense: Leap of Faith
Sarcastic Comments: DAmainman
Homesickness: darkmaster2000

Gentlemen I present to you, the Tea Party, 2004

P.S, Didn't England get on well. 6-1 wasn't it?
footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy ENGLAND ENGLAND!

At 6/4/04 05:17 AM, phoeniX_btp wrote:

bah i hate this thread.

**runs around the room holding open scissors**

Then why post on it old boy? Look, I know it is hard for Americans to understand, but you are one of us. This is SATIRE It portrays how Americans in particular think we all sound and behave like in real life.

At 6/4/04 05:05 AM, DAmainman wrote:

:Coop83 is Minister for Being Drunk On Duty, etc.

I'll have you know that I never drink before work, only after, old chap. Minister for Good Times has more of a ring to it, one thinks.

Eton Boy is already minister for Class (Note his burberry), so Joxa will just have to make do with PM.

P.S. We need some support, so one thought that we should enlist the services of Ms Liz Hurley (Very English Totty) or Ms Kelly Brook(English Totty). Any objections?

At 6/3/04 04:49 PM, darkmaster2000 wrote: old ye england, one misses you. one hopes that one shall see my old chaps once more, for this 'spain' has no:

crumpets
hot cross buns
decent chewing gum
decent television
chnease/indian takeaway
FISH N CHIPS!!!

Ah, but is it also true, old chap, that Spain has a darn sight less rain than England?

Last year, I went on hoiliday and sat on the beach in my little shelter, reading my book, while my cousins all played about in the sea. The sun moved and crisped up the lower third of my legs a treat. My legs are so hairy, that I couldn't put any lotion on cos the hairs just got in the way. I couldn't wear any trousers, socks or shoes for a week.

At 6/3/04 04:43 PM, scratchscientist wrote:

:That's proper English beer, none of this namby pamby European muck!

I don't like Beer, Lager or Wine, Minister. I do have the occasional tipple of Cider (Proper Scrumpy, mind) or I stick to English spirits (Well, Scotland IS part of England) with Scotch or distilled Cider. I think it's about 65% Abv.

Great shtuff *hic*

I find a TVR has the same sort of effect.

Take one finger Tequilla
One finger Vodka (Smirnoff works best) maybe Two, depending on time of day.
One can of Red Bull
Mix in half pint glass, enjoy.

And that keeps me going for about 3 hours.

At 6/3/04 03:33 PM, Funky_Penguin wrote: "My favourite dish is Duck a la Range, but I don't know how to say that in French"

Correctly spelled: Duck a l'Orange. It means Duck and Orange.

Pizza.

Preferably margherita, prosuito, or quattro fomaggi

Forzza la Pizzeria Italiano!

At 6/3/04 04:11 PM, Funky_Penguin wrote: No, not the same. Terminal disease, 100% certain death.

Syphoning excess brain fluid = 50% (or wahtever) death = not certain death.

If you're going to get picky, then LIFE is a terminal disease. And in answer to the first question, yes I would start/ continue a relationship with someone like that, as it would make their life nice

Truly a fitting way to celebrate my becoming a minister. I shall need a suit, of course old boy. Would you be so kind as to do the honours?

At 6/3/04 04:09 PM, Funky_Penguin wrote: Like watch it on TV?

Seriously, get a grip.

Do you even understand the concept of the Stanley cup finals? (Potentially) Seven games of the best Ice Hockey on the face of this planet.

I understand this well, for I have met God. His name is Wayne Gretzky. He shook my hand. Truly a divine blessing