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At 7/2/08 03:24 AM, jackripperz wrote: $100 US Dollars converted into Malaysian dollars is....RM350!

Oh yeah, i'm not leaving this chair. I even skipped school today!

Wow, you skipped school to do a whole 20 seconds of entering a competition? Dense.

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A man is lying in bed with his new girlfriend, having just had fantastic sex with her. She just lies next to him, idly stroking his penis for about an hour. Enjoying the affection, he looks at her and asks "Why do you enjoy doing that so much?"

She looks at him with a wistful look in her eyes "Because I really miss mine."

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At 7/1/08 12:15 PM, Joshiwa wrote: >>> 06 || [ 43146 ] || [ 356 ] || [ 50.9 ] || [ 01.5 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 41627 ] || [ 302 ] || [ 43.1 ] || [ 03.8 - ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander

Still plugging away at the numbers. I think I can keep this sort of pace up and make a few more places in the top 300 :)

Thanks for the update, Josh. Nice work as always :)

At 7/2/08 05:46 AM, Phantom wrote: I woke up today and though I'd B/P a little, Blue Hippo still has nothing on me and never will, but then I start working and I see things like This still pass, and it just bounces me back to reality, that even on the internet, the bad guys get away with such shit. Sad.

You can't win the war with a defeatist attitude like that, Phantom. When we stand tall, we will beat the spam, that comes into the portal. No-one ever said that this fight would be an easy one to win, but if we don't stand up to the shite flash, there will be the one state of anarchy that allows a flash to pass judgement with a score of 5.00

Until that day does, there is still some shread of morality in the users of this site. I will not let it be extinguished as long as I draw breath. Look at yourselves and think "Have I given this flash movie the score it deserves?"

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At 6/30/08 01:19 PM, idiot-buster wrote:

At 6/30/08 01:15 PM, puddinN64 wrote: I wonder if Pimp is beyond hope with his addiction....

Ya, theres no going back after getting 30,000 expirence points.

Pimp is a collection of users all logging in to the same account. The problem with this account is that it's only there to gain experience points.

Pimp, or his collective syndicate, are not addicted to Newgrounds. People like me are addicted to Newgrounds, as we indulge in most aspects of the site. I fact, the only real region of the site that I don't partake in is creating flash and audio. I think I will at some point - I just need to get some money together first. When the finances are sorted, I can buy the expensive equipment.

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At 7/1/08 03:29 PM, Buddhist wrote: In addition, the Wild signed LW/RW Andrew Brunette to a three-year, $7 million contract.

Damn, we've lost a good player there. I hope we can get someone to step into the breach to replace him.

Yesterday, we signed Darcy Tucker to a 2 year contract. My first reaction - BUST! Never really been a fan of Darcy and why would we want players that Toronto don't want?

The Capitals signed G Jose Theodore to a two-year contract. Theodore, 31, became an unrestricted free agent on July 1 after playing out a three-year, $16 million contract. The Avalanche replaced Theodore by signing G Andrew Raycroft to a one-year deal worth an undisclosed sum.

I think Raycroft has got decent potential, as he wasn't too bad for the Bruins and he managed to win 37 games with the Leafs in one season. Maybe he's got a chance with us. I'm somewhat surprised about the goalie merry-go-round this year, as I never saw it coming.

Granted, Chicago did need a goalie to shore up where Khabibulin and Lalime had been doing a half-decent job. They've got a good young core of players and the addition of Huet probably makes them into a contender.

Losing Theodore does free up some cap space for us, but if we've spent all of that on Darcy Tucker, FUCK YOU WASHINGTON!

More recently, the Avalanche solidified their blueline by re-signing JM Liles and Adam Foote to contracts. The Leafs also signed D Jeff Finger from the Avalanche to a 4-year deal worth $3.5 million a season.

Liles and Foote are the only two bright sparks on the Blue line from last year for the Avs. Losing Jeff Finger isn't so bad. Just need to see how the replacement corps can step up and play.

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Coop enters as many accounts as he can remember for the daily draw, while congratulating:
sonofkirk: Level 18
darknessdweller: 1,000 Saves
UnknownFear: Level 32
Haggard: 13,000 Saves
Metal-Therapy: 15,000 B/P
lilhunter03: Major; 11,000 Saves
Shanus: 24,000 B/P; 6,666 Blams
NEVR: 8,000 Blams
YukonCornelius: Level 15

At 7/1/08 10:40 AM, darknessdweller wrote: I'm sorry for quoting a bunch of crap in this topic, and I will stop "spamming" the topic.
I didn't realize I was spamming it, until Coop83 told me! So, I'm sorry to all who I pissed off,
and I hope to not be an enemy of the LULers anymore. I just really liked this topic and
wanted to post in it alot.

I hope that we can all rise above it and carry on with out lives.

At 7/1/08 11:07 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/1/08 03:05 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/30/08 08:59 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/29/08 04:06 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/28/08 10:55 AM, Bahamut wrote: Cartier

I say please :)

Income Tax

I say Jebus!

I don't wanna be a candidate

For Vietnam or Watergate

Cos all I want to do is

BICYCLE! BICYCLE! BICYCLE!

At 7/1/08 11:16 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 7/1/08 03:05 AM, Coop83 wrote: Coop gets fucked off with conversations about inconsequential matters, while congratulating:
NEVR: Lieutenant General

Thanks man. 'Conversations' or 'arguments' about inconsequential matters? Either way, they're both annoying.

Talking to me about how to make a kitchen when I've been awake for ~ 15 minutes is a silly ting to do, yet my mum thinks that she can still do it.

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At 7/1/08 12:14 PM, TomFulp wrote: Today's $100 winner is chainsawmurderer53!

Congratulations to chainsawmurder53. I wonder if the news article was actually related to this because of the name and the whole thing about TortureGame2, where you can actually use a chainsaw to in effect murder your victim.

Prudish people need to realise that there are far worse things happening out there in the world than this game. Of course, being a veteran of the internet for some years now, I'm obviously related to this and as such am a purveyor of filth by proxy.

Fuck them, because any publicity is good publicity.

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At 7/1/08 09:00 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Hahaha excellent joke there, that one is pretty awesome.

Thankfully, I was only one of the guys falling about when Matty told it. If my girl had heard me tell it instead, I'd have been on the wrong end of an offended girlfriend.

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At 6/30/08 02:56 PM, majgamer wrote: thanks i just wanted to see if I had them all

Do you have all of his works then? That's quite impressive.

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At 6/26/08 08:33 AM, NEVR wrote: Heh, I saw it on BBC 2 on Sunday evening. It was highly amusing, I have to say. I think my favourite of the three was Clarkson's Boadicea wheels... he truly is a madman. I'm glad the new series is out now, though - it got a bit tiresome watching endless reruns on UKTV Dave.

I've got to watch last weekend's yet. That should be a laugh :)

At 6/26/08 06:35 PM, BobbaQ wrote: Ambitious but rubbish...

Just like Clarkson with the powerboat for the morning commute then :P

At 6/30/08 11:37 AM, BobbaQ wrote: So who watched the Euro 2008 final? I only caught the last 5 minutes. I was pleased for Spain though. It's about bloody time they won something!

So where did we finish then?

At 6/30/08 04:43 PM, NEVR wrote: Anybody see the Murray vs Gasquet match? Nearly 4 hours of superb tennis drama.

Completely forgot about it in favour of Guitar Hero. Glad to see him win and nearly do a 'Derek Jeter' - in baseball's World Series, eh dived headlong into the crowd to catch a foulball, cut open hi eyebrow on a seat and still caught the ball and carried on playing afterwards, to get the winning hit.

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At 6/30/08 07:31 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: My favourite song? My Name Is Jonas, Cult of Personality, Impulse, Black Magic Woman, La Grange, or Pride And Joy, i guess.

I take it you've tried Hier Kommt Alex from the bonus tracks. Great intro on that and boy did my arms sting after that one.

I'm getting a little frustrated - dropped a perfect on La Grange with about 10 notes to go and then my arm seized up in the middle of the next run. I will get it!

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At 7/1/08 02:48 AM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: A big congratz to Coop on passing DoD! I'm sure he's not gonna like that very much! It's funny how obsessed DoD is about his computer stats. Kinda sad that he places so much importance on something so...unimportant(being polite) to the point of being arrogant. Anyways congratz and have fun rubbing it in his face when he comes back.

*tips cap* Thank you, sir. That's if he comes back. I'm quite enjoying NG without him, it's so much more peaceful, especially in the mlb thread :P

At 7/1/08 04:37 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Clock Day. Just the name of that event makes me shudder. Never has there been a day of such insane spamming.

I will get a Blam this year!

Last year I was intending to do the 24-hour run, like I did in 2006, but the sheer level of utter, utter shit passing made me lose any desire to sacrifice my mental sanity and I quit about halfway through. Clock Day is a day when one frame shit passes, and not just from popular/prolific authors...but fucking anyone. Bah.

I'll probably get as many as 18 hours out of it. Then I'll repeat the process on Saturday as well, because there's always stragglers.

I'm not sure if I'll bother participating this year (I highly doubt I'll submit this time around), but if I do, I'm not protect whoring. I'll use my +1 URL method to watch and fairly vote on every single flash, and that will almost certain involve me zero'ing the vast majority of it. Not like I need to be generous for the points, I'm a Supreme Commander.

I'm going for a new record. I want to see if I can keep up with the BBS, the Portal, Review some decent flash that make it in the mix and also put up some good numbers for that week.

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At 6/30/08 04:23 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:

At 6/30/08 04:26 AM, Coop83 wrote: Tanking incremental increases into account, he's probably on 3.5m - 4m for next year. Would you sign Malone for that much?

Actually, it's front loaded. 8 million the first year, 7 the second. Pretty clever, actually, because of how the cap works. They'll be paying him 8 mill, but the cap 'hit' work on the average amount of money per term. In this case, 4.5 million. Later on in the deal when he'll only be making 2 million but still 'hitting' them for the 4.5, they can buy him out.

That's fucking genius. I never knew about devious ploys like that *contacts Brian Cashman*

Still, it's difficult to believe that such a mediocre player is going to make 8 million dollars.

Mediocre? Let's put it like this, I've never heard of the guy :P

At 7/1/08 06:17 AM, VeryProudofYa wrote: On the heels of signing Prospal, Roberts and Malone today the Lightning have also decided to unveil their new logo that will hit the ice this season. It's a tribute to their illustrious coach, Barry Melrose. The logo was unveiled at a press conference late this evening and, sadly, Barry did not dye his hair

blue, white and black to go along with it. We can only hope.

Well, they want to get back to winning ways. Will Coach Melrose put Mike Smith in goal or stick with the yongster Kami Ramo? Could help the development of the team to stick with Smith, methinks

Already, the influence of the logo is being felt throughout the Tampa community. The many encouraging moves made by the team this off-season have sparked interest from their fans and this one is no different. At this hour, fans are fully embracing it by going to NASCAR races, listening to the song 'Sweet Home Alabama' on repeat...

Holy shit, I think it's contagious. It might be airbourne, but then again, it might just be me... Are we talking the new Kid Rock version of SHA, or the Lynnard Skynard one?

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At 6/29/08 10:20 PM, Shanus wrote: Points | Stats | % rate | weekly | user
01. 5380 | 717/794 | 090.30 | 6/6 | Coop83
02. 3686 | 471/471 | 100.00 | 6/6 | Little-Rena

Thanks for the update, Shanus. I'm still reeling from last week's lapse of concentration, but I'll get back to it. A good deal of reviews need doing this week :)

All Requests Completed:
Coop83, Little-Rena, Haggard, Shanus, Shadow-1409, phantomlassuk, Metal-Therapy, HeavyTank, TheBellmaker, Corky52

Hot piss, we've got some reviews done last week, didn't we?

Looks like I might have to start sourcing some more of you guys for the top Responses list ;)

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At 7/1/08 06:47 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense. Interesting and sadly rather true.

That's an awesome joke. I was passed one by my girlfriend's brother last night:

John is applying for a job in the police force. He comes through the physical and written examinations with flying colours. The recruitments officer calls him in for an interview before making the final decision.

"Before making this decision, John, I would like to make absolutely sure that you are Police Material." He hands John a shotgun and says "Now before we can take you into the force, we need you to go into this room behind me and shoot the 10 Pakistanis, 10 Blacks and 1 Rabbit." Picking up the shotgun, John looks at the officer questioningly

"Why the rabbit?"

The officer promptly took the gun out of his hands and put it back in the case. "Welcome to the force, John. Perfect judgement capabilities."

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Coop gets fucked off with conversations about inconsequential matters, while congratulating:
NewsReporter: Level 18
R3dF0x: Level 32
BBQBeefburgerdragon: Level 27; 7,500 Experience
Joshiwa: 15,000 Saves
BlueHippo: 10,000 Posts; Quadralisted
TheHood: 2,000 Experience
yoshi77777: 9,000 Saves
Mendou: 13,000 Posts
NEVR: Lieutenant General
pwroftheseagoat: Level 31; 10,000 Experience
pigeonmaster88: Level 14
Corky52: 5,000 Posts
Muffin: Level 32
LadyX: Level 19

Thank you to:
NEVR

At 6/30/08 08:59 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/29/08 04:06 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/28/08 10:55 AM, Bahamut wrote: Cartier

I say please :)

Income Tax

I say Jebus!

I don't wanna be a candidate

For Vietnam or Watergate

At 6/30/08 12:25 PM, NEVR wrote: Congrats to Jake for his 3rd NG Birthday (one day after mine), and to Coop on his sexy new axe ;)

It's a nice axe. Of course, it's not as groovy as the next weapon ;)

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Afternoon, got a little stolen report for you all

Cave Man Fuck has been stolen from here

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Cave Man Fuck has been stolen from here

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Nutritional Information

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the Thames the Houses of Parliament. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm.Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the river in the parking lot by the Houses of Parliament.'

'How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of the cars and wait for one to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of them and eat them!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a
briefcase.'

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WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?'

Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'

'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'

'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet.'

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, Oh ! God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.'

The Nun fainted.

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At 6/30/08 12:28 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: So this is mainly about WHO IS ADDICTED TO NEWGROUNDS AND WHY, and Why newgrounds is addicting.

It's a habit forming hobby, I'll give you that. I quite enjoy lurking around the forums, while keeping the portal checked and writing reviews for flash that I feel need or deserve my attention. For me, it's a hobby that I've kept going for over 4 years now and I don't think I'll stop any time soon.

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At 6/30/08 06:41 AM, BlackPT wrote: So, i just check the sign up page and I found this:

* Receive daily Flash Portal Top 5 notices? + 5 Experience Points!

Yeah, you've had that and the other optionm checked at the start of the account. If you only had one checked, you'd have a total ending in 5 experience

If you didn't have both checked at signup, you've got a perfect deposit rate, so keep up the good work :)

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At 6/28/08 10:40 AM, Bahamut wrote: Bahamut's Pentalist Update #2 is up!!

Wow, according to this, I'm the 43rd user to reach 70,000 Total Points.

Of course, according to me, I've not officially got there, as I don't count Audio reviews to the score. I might start doing that for 2009 charting...

At 6/29/08 12:07 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 6/24/08 08:27 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/21/08 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: In my opinion, it's just white noise, which I can really do without in my life. However, my perfectionism shows through and I really want to get 5 stars for every song on GH3.

To me, it's not white noise at all.

I musta missed Coop calling Raining Blood white noise specifically, cause I remember his post bashing the song, but not that specific part. O_O

Oh there was one there :P

Casualty would agree with me.

Uh oh... I smell... a brewing... METAL WAR. #;-}>

*turns stereo up, blasting out Metal Militia, by Metallica*

At 6/25/08 05:56 AM, Haggard wrote: I'm sorry to break it to you, Bahamut and Casualty. But Slayer just happens to be the most boring and most overrated Metal Band of all time. :P

OH SHIT.

Coop + Haggard with teh hating of teh Slayers.

Bahamut + Casualty with teh loving of teh Slayers.

And lil' ol' gfox, not caring all that much either way. #;-}>

"Your Neutralness, it's a beige alert!

If I don't survive this, tell my wife 'Hello.'"

Also, Fry can eat a massive 5.1lb of cotton candy. Little known fact.

"LOIK AYE GIHV UH FECK WHUT EW TEENK!"

No, that's Shanus, not Coop :P

The last time someone told me that I'd have my opinion changed, it was my girlfriend telling me to give some of her fucked up friends a chance, while convincing me to go to a Winter Solstice gathering in a council flat. The only good thing that came out of that evening was Dream Theatre, but having to put up with 2 hours of Man'o'War to get there was not pleasant.

Define: fucked up friends of your gf? O_o

Definition - drug smoking twerps who think that they are witches, warlocks and even a norse rune-reader. He wants to worship Thor, that's alright with me, but I still go to work every morning under the pretence that I lead a normal life outside of it.

I can put up with the drinking, but I prefer to keep it to the pub, where the smoking indoors is banned and we can listen to something other than Man'o'War

At 6/29/08 12:09 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 6/27/08 08:36 AM, Coop83 wrote: Dream Theatre

Theater, not Theatre

I was referring to the comedy group that parodies Dream Theater by singing their lyrics with a French Accent ;)

Personally, I stand by Coop's personalised name for DT. #;-}>

Thanks. Glad to claim the neutral swing vote in this instance.

At 6/30/08 08:05 AM, Casualty wrote:

At 6/29/08 01:30 PM, Bahamut wrote: You've been to England before, though, but arranging it there would be a huge disadvantage for the non-Europeans.

Well, most of the Wi/Ht-ers ARE European, aren't they? So let's just have the meet-up in my back yard. I'm going to buy beer now, I expect everyone here in an hour or two, kay guise?

An hour or two? I've got to get to the airport, book a flight, wait three hours to be checked in and then fly. It's physically impossible. You'll be lucky if I arrive at yours when before all the beer has gone.

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At 6/30/08 04:02 AM, VeryProudofYa wrote: buddhist.

what's 7 x 7million?

It isn't 31 million.

Tanking incremental increases into account, he's probably on 3.5m - 4m for next year. Would you sign Malone for that much?

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At 6/26/08 04:31 PM, idiot-buster wrote:

At 6/26/08 04:08 AM, Coop83 wrote: I'd have to disagree with that. Most of the people who come to the BBS start in General. Without it, they wouldn't have gotten a few bans under their belts and made the progression to the proper forums within this BBS.

Ya i started in the general fourms at first. I got several bans and started putting effort into my posts. slowly I moved here where i make most of my posts now.

Exactly, once you get used to the forums themselves, you rarely head into General, as there are specialist topics that don't get spammed as much.

I say it can be saved and made into a better place, but it needs moderators with backbone, who are willing to stand up to the spam.

Most mod's now just lock threads without giving a good reason why, and newer user's don't learn from there mistakes.

It's not that they lock the threads and don't give a good enough explanation, but they get so many to lock. We had instances in Wi/Ht that they would just delete question threads, after the answer had been given. If the user who asked the question can't see the answer, then they have every right to feel a bit hard done by.

At 6/28/08 11:04 PM, gfoxcook wrote: THE FLOOD IS UNENDING. THERE IS NO POINT RESISTING IT. LEAVING GENERAL IS THE ONLY SOLUTION.

With a careful strategy, the forum known as General can be purged and possibly replaced with a forum called Supreme Commander, for example?

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Try running ATF Cleaner on a complete clean and then try to reload it. You might end up having to clear the cache [Ctrl + F5] to0 finish it off, but that should see you right.

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At 6/29/08 04:00 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/26/08 08:08 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/24/08 08:42 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

UPDATE 22nd June 2008

Thanks for teh update, Bahasmut!

LOL. Bahasmut, king of the pr0n industry.

Don't you mean Bahaslut? :P

Bahasmut is the Pimp, Bahaslut is the whore that gets him his amazing collection of bling.

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At 6/29/08 11:35 PM, AshtonNextGen wrote:

At 6/17/08 09:06 PM, gfoxcook wrote: Plus that's quite the insane situation, even for a Futurama episode.

Your telling me, sick and twisted is more like it, Those Omatronians were gonna cut off Fry's Penis, scrape it with a cheese grinder and snort it as cocane! =0

That episode Nearly got a 15+ rating!

They did tell the network that it wasn't a show aimed for pre-watershed viewing :P

At 6/22/08 04:12 AM, Coop83 wrote: Rich nephew! Come and buy your still famous Actor Uncle a meal.

OMG I love that episode So much! =D

"Great Doctor nephew!"

He does have a cameo in the new one ;)

At 6/29/08 04:28 AM, Coop83 wrote: "*sips* Ah, pre-war scotch... Dammit Kif, where's the little umbrella?! That's what makes it a scotch on the rocks!

Actually sir *squelch*

Make me a new one."

HaHa! That was great! thanks for bringing back then memories of Lionel Hutz and Kif,

Lionel Hutz? Isn't he the 'Attorney at Law' from the Simpsons? Next thing you know and we'll be seeing the Planet Express team working for Professor Frink!

- On another unmeantioned subject, is anyone talking about the Futerama Movie yet? Id watch it but ...£16 for just ...the one episode, its just not the same as a collectors box is it? -

Yeah, it arrived on Saturday morning. I shall give you Harold Zoid's quote, since it doesn't have any spoiler material in it:

"So Uncle Zoid, are you still making movies for the blind and the deaf?"
"Actually, I've got a role in a DVD movie. Sure, it's only one line, but I'm gonna milk that sucker so that I can--- AAAAAAAAARGH! *screen goes blank*"

And one of the major characters dies. I'm not saying who.

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Coop will eventually hold a catch this season, and congratulates:
Alfie: Level 17
Kaytee: Level 17
NEVR: 3rd NG Berfday; 5,000 Posts; Level 27
Haggard: Brigadier General
Metal-Therapy: 20,000 Total Points
Shanus: 2nd NG Berfday
lilhunter03: Level 19
Jake: 3rd NG Berfday
gfoxcook: 31st Birthday

Thank you to:
Bahamut
Haggard

At 6/29/08 08:48 AM, Bahamut wrote: Coop83 - Level 38! Excellent work! I look forward to when I reach that level.

*Checks the coolometer* This level reads at 10 megafonzies, so it's pretty cool.

At 6/29/08 04:06 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/28/08 10:55 AM, Bahamut wrote: Cartier

I say please :)

Income Tax

I say Jebus!

At 6/30/08 12:58 AM, gfoxcook wrote: WILL GFOX MAKE A JURY OR WILL HE NOT BE NEEDED/WILL A LAWYER OBJECT TO HIM BEING ON THE JURY. STAY TUNED...

I sense some sort of Phoenix Wrong episode being submitted to the portal :P

Also, later today... GFOX SHALL OPEN "TEH LEGENDARY BOX THAT IS ORANGE."

Orange Box? Could it contain Citrus Fruits that have matching names and colours?

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At 6/29/08 03:31 PM, Bahamut wrote: 058) 42135 0000 000.0 alexsmolik
059) 41593 0406 058.0 Dakka942 2
060) 41566 0291 041.6 Coop83
061) 41288 0000 000.0 Dream-of-Duke -2

Thanks for the update, Bahamut.

I'm close to rising a rank, despite being the first of the two people to bump Dream-of-Duke this week. Considering that I've been battling a slow portal for the most part this week, I'd better knuckle down and get a good week going again for the next update.

It's quite gripping to see me dancing in the averages with Dakka942. This little rivalry could be the pacing help I could use to put Mr. Duke in the background for a very long time.

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At 6/29/08 01:56 PM, Auz wrote: 52) 1024 || + 000 || GAMECUBICLE
53) 1009 || + 009 || Coop83

Thanks for the update, Auz. Only 15 more reviews to gain to become the penultimate reviewer with 1,000+ Reviews.

Top 10 this update:
01) +420 | XwaynecoltX
02) +364 | Molotov
03) +026 | wegra2007
04) +020 | Chris-Aldin
05) +016 | YoinK
06) +016 | Aznime
07) +009 | Coop83
08) +009 | Sk8ergirl14

OMG, we've got some sick paces from X and Molotov again. I think I'm within reach of the others paces for a fortnight, so I'd better get cracking on this period's reviews then

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At 6/28/08 04:28 PM, Emlfuryoflion wrote:

At 6/28/08 11:19 AM, Coop83 wrote: Part 3 - Save me (Queen)
101) 13,840 || + 544 || Emlfuryoflion 8

dang i fell 1 rank short of the top 100 this month oh well il be there next update

Patience, young Padawan.

At 6/28/08 05:18 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/27/08 08:25 AM, Coop83 wrote: Wha? Why would you want a PS3?! Get an Xbox to go with your Wii, then you can play Halo :P

PS3 has Metal Gear Solid 4 and will have Final Fantasy XIII in the near future.

Never really been much of an MGS fan - I grew out of Final Fantasy when I hit 20 as well :P

Come to think of it, I've never been much of a Halo fan, either, but since it's not my Xbox, I'll gladly carry on playing on it :P

At 6/28/08 05:23 PM, aldlv wrote:

At 6/28/08 11:19 AM, Coop83 wrote: Special Mention to: aldlv (+10 Ranks gained)

special mention?... wow... that's great... thanx a lot : )

Well, you were the only other user to gain 10+ ranks and I thought that it's a pretty special achievement, so what the hey.

At 6/29/08 12:40 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 6/28/08 11:17 AM, Coop83 wrote: Say hello to idiot-buster and lilhunter03, who have moved the Back-Door-Baron and lightning to a position of waiting for me to expand this list to a top 200 :P

woot woot! My protégé gots onto my very first created list!

What? *drops axe* I thought I was your protégé, master... *sulks*

Part 1 - To Protect and Save

HAHAHAH, yes. You did come up with something. I knew you could. #;-}> DOUBLY SO.

Yeah, took me about 5 of the 26 minutes right there :P

Sorry about that, Bonus. :::nudges him aside gently::: I fucked ya nice 'n' gentle, okay? REMEMBER THAT.

There will be no time for lube when I get there!

At 6/28/08 11:18 AM, Coop83 wrote: Part 2 - High Interest Savings Account

HAHAHAHAHA. HIGH YIELD SAVINGS FTW.

And when the interest pays out, I'll have an extra 2p...

At 6/28/08 11:19 AM, Coop83 wrote: Part 3 - Save me (Queen)

Ding!

You knew that was coming

Total Saves Gained for June: 38,126

Oh HELL YEAH. 38k gained. Man. I wish I could break myself off just 10% of that. A nice 3,800 take out of nowhere. That'd cut my amount of saves needed by nearly 50% as of now. #;-}>

You're well above the 254 average gain for the month. That's a very positive position to be in, considering you only lost a nominal amount of ground to me this time around :P

At 6/29/08 01:04 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 6/27/08 08:25 AM, Coop83 wrote: "Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived *flicks page*"

Hahahahahaha.

;)

Try looking under disc 2 for season 3. That's happened to me before, as has me putting a dvd on top of a PS2 game in the machine and getting ready to watch, then seeing the game loading up...

Uh... yeah, dude. Trust me, the first place I looked a year ago when I first lost it was in all the other Futurama disc slots. And I looked again in all of them while I was trying to locate which disc was missing when posting that information in this very topic a week ago or whenever.

It may very well be in with some DVD movie or some game case, yes.

I just thought I'd try to lend a hand. It'll turn up when you're not looking for it. Watch the rest of the DVDs and stop looking for it.

For me, it's a close call between Zapp Brannigan and Nixon. The whole "he was really like this" angle really works for me with Nixon.

Hmmm... a case can be made for either of those two, yes.

"*sips* Ah, pre-war scotch... Dammit Kif, where's the little umbrella?! That's what makes it a scotch on the rocks!

Actually sir *squelch*

Make me a new one."

On a side note, Play.com dispatched my copy of The Beast with a Billion Backs yesterday, so the update could take me a while tomorrow...

Ah, so it's billion, not thousand like buster was saying. #;-}>

Makes sense. BBS... BBB... every damned Futurama DVD has to have maximal B's apparently. O_O

Well, the next one is called Bender's Game (Night Fever, anyone?) and it's released in November 2008, while The Wild Green Yonder is released in April 2009.

*Puts tBwaBB into the DVD player and enjoys*

At 6/27/08 08:25 AM, Coop83 wrote: Wha? Why would you want a PS3?! Get an Xbox to go with your Wii, then you can play Halo :P

PS3 has Metal Gear Solid 4 and will have Final Fantasy XIII in the near future.

And GTA 4 (not that X-Box 360 doesn't have that as well, of course).

DON'T FORGET THE GTA. #;-}>

Yeah, but GTA isn't a PS3 Exclusive title.

At 6/29/08 01:05 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 6/28/08 01:00 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/28/08 11:25 AM, darknessdweller wrote: Umm.. dude. We can find the top 50 protectors in Rankings.
//end thread\\

I'm sure glad that you're not a moderator, because then Newgrounds really would have hit an all time low.

... The thought that as big an idiot as him could ever be modded never once crossed my mind while reading his post. Why on earth did that occur to you? O_o

The whole way that he used the //End Thread\\ to try and state that this thread should be locked. I was thinking that maybe we should get a new thread for this, but I think that morons like him need to be stricken from the records.

The rankings show the top 50, but if you'd have looked at the other 2 posts that I've added after the top 50, you would see that I've also shown users 51-150 there. I've also given detail of pacings for the month that each user is achieving.

There's more to stats than just numbers.

I think you've overlooked the 99% certainty that darknessdweller doesn't even know you're updating the list now.

I demand fame!