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At 2/23/13 10:16 PM, gamejunkie wrote: I have 3 sets of Clippers and I do it myself. I pay exactly $0 for my haircuts.

Lies!

You bought the clippers, you pay your electricity bills, do you not? You may pay a lot less than most for them, yet you pay something for each cut, nonetheless!

Also, do you have three sets of clippers for different parts of your anatomy (head, face, other?), or do you just keep them set to one length each?

About every six to eight weeks, I pay 12 pounds for a trim. I've had it long before and it looked frankly ridiculous. Those of you who saw images of me for Newgrounds London VII, I think it was, will remember the hairy Coop.

A friend of mine proudly hasn't had a haircut for 18 years, thus saving him about a grand to a grand and a half. His fiancée on the other hand would like her haircut once every six months minimum, but because it's so expensive to have it properly styled, she can't afford it. That makes me sad, because if she could have a haircut, it would help her self-esteem.

Meh, I'm sure they will sort something out - she'll get a job and the first thing she will do is book a hairdresser.

At 2/24/13 06:42 AM, Ononymous wrote: putting toothpaste on your nipples to get high?

It works.

I'm studying this thread from a psychological point of view, to see how many people actually try this. Personally, I believe it to be a load of hocum, but I'm not willing to carry out the research to prove it.

Think of it as a similar thing to organised religion.

At 2/23/13 11:59 PM, Dragonmas121 wrote: Eh, go figure.

The female community on the BBS is probably going to go for my throat on this one, but I'm willing to bet it being down to hormones and similar. Mood swings can be quite violent sometimes and when you're at school, it's probably even worse.

The weirdest thing that I've seen in porn might seem tame to some of you, but it did raise an interesting question. Guy chatting up a girl at a bar, they head back to his and so forth. Kissing, a little stripping and she goes down on him, I'm thinking to myself about the fake tits and how horrible they look, but at least she's got a pretty face...

Then she gets her dick out.

HOLY FUCK, I MIGHT BE GAY! - The thing that my brain shouted at me. Then I realise that I'm still fapping...

My name's Will, I might not be normal...

At 2/24/13 06:52 AM, Sequenced wrote: because if you do

you are a bad person.

I wouldn't necessarily say that's true. Sure, it is if you kiss and run off to the papers, telling anyone who is willing to listen, to make money out of it. But I'm talking a little more personally and behind closed doors than that. I've had more than a few cups of tea and have discussed most of the aspects of my love life (past, present and future) with my ex-girlfriend's best friend.

It wasn't for the gratification of seeing the look on her face, the times that I've mentioned stuff like this have been for my own peace of mind. Usually with the question of "do you think I was doing it wrong?" and mostly with the answer of "no", or "I wouldn't have tried it quite like that".

It's good to talk, though just be wary of whom you talk to.

At 2/16/13 08:38 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Dead lists make me sad.

Enjoy this slightly boring list; it took me quite some time to get this initial update together.

Please forgive any mistakes, it's been a while.

You could have given me a shout over this and I could have given you the files...

006. 1288 || +033 || 61.10% || Coop (-1)

Aaw, nuts. I'm going to have to start writing reviews again, aren't I?

Coop almost forgets that it's the Daytona 500 today, before congratulating:
Auz: 8th NG Berfday
DrHood: 25,000 Experience
FBIPolux: Level 51; 12.00 Total Voting Power

Listening to:
Fleetwood Mac - Albatross
Flogging Molly - Drunken Lullabies

Thank you to:
Metal-Therapy

At 2/23/13 04:38 PM, gamejunkie wrote: OMG! OMG! OMG! Will you look at this. It's finally happening. The Toilet aka The Portal is unclogging. (I call it the 'toilet' because of all the shit in it.)

We're working on it. At least I got 5 Blams out of yesterday's work at the shit farm.

At 2/23/13 04:39 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 2/23/13 08:57 AM, Coop wrote: It won't last

P
P
P
P

You're only hardening my resolve!

Well, so long as I'm not hardening your e-penis, we're onto a winner :P

We'll find something else to do.

I suppose... Maybe we could talk about Game of Thrones, you know, once you read it? :x

Well, I've not finished book 3 of Emperor yet. Less than 100 pages to go there, but I'd rather conquer the world on Civ V... or wait for Sim City to come out.

At 2/23/13 10:37 PM, reverend wrote:

At 2/20/13 01:55 PM, Coop wrote: My laptop is kaput :(

That is one large compact Thesaurus.

Yeah, it was an Xmas present, along with the dictionary. I'm very thankful for the pair of them, to be honest.

115,000 B/P

Now to march on the the next few thousand

Coop comes to terms with computing without his laptop. Congratulations to:
Knuckstrike: 13,000 Experience; Sergeant Major; 10,000 Medals; 1,500 Games for Medals; 10.00 Total Voting Power
Cyberdevil: 10,000 Reviews (Game / Movie)
Auz: 90,000 B/P
EmoDragon: Level 46
Jolly: 60,000 Medal Points; 43,000 B/P
gamejunkie: 28,000 Experience; 90,000 Total POints
Nijsse: 333,333 Medal Points. YES!
sumidiotdude: Level 37; Major
Winrar1337: Brigadier General
Metal-Therapy: 29,000 Saves
Martin: 13,000 Experience
GUTHRIE: 29,000 Experience
Ronald-McDonald-Lol: Level 40
Haggard: 61,000 B/P
Decky: 7.00 Base Voting Power
Muffin: Colonel
LiquidFire: 25,000 Saves
sandwich-eater: Level 34
Pokemonpoeguygcn: 81,000 B/P

listening to:
The Zutons - Valerie
Creedence - Fortunate Son
The Caesars - Jerk It Out
Die Toten Hosen - Hier Kommt Alex
Dire Straits - Money For Nothing
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames

Thank you to:
Odyssic
Metal-Therapy (x2)

At 2/16/13 08:19 AM, Odyssic wrote: Level 48, Coop is this the new "Groovy" because this is the book from Evil Dead.

No, because everyone knows that chainsaws are groovy.

At 2/16/13 12:39 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 2/16/13 06:48 AM, Coop wrote: lol

I refuse to use that emoticon when replying to your posts now.

It won't last

:P
:P
:P
:P

O.o

Seriously, uncle. My brain has crawled off into the corner to die.

It was fun. :) I'm honestly going to miss making these...

We'll find something else to do.

At 2/17/13 11:20 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 2/16/13 06:48 AM, Coop wrote:

At 2/15/13 10:00 AM, Bahamut wrote: Manchester is a place that's reachable for both of us. Ticket will be something like 11 something for return so I could possibly do that sometime.

I've been talking about meeting an old flame in Leicester, but it would be just that - casual, nothing serious and perhaps a chance to catch up on old times. God, I sound like I'm going through a midlife crisis...

You know, I always hoped we could meet outside the NG events.

You talk as if one of us is dead - there is still a chance that it could happen.

At 2/18/13 12:35 AM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Reaching Supreme Commander in saves alone will be a pretty nice milestone. :)

Trust me, the endorphins released upon achieving it for Blams are a lot better!

At 2/20/13 04:31 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 2/20/13 01:55 PM, Coop wrote: My laptop is kaput :(

My first thought was: Nice wallpaper... on your wall and on you laptop. ^^

The flash increased the intensity of the green, methinks. But that's good and the fucked laptop is bad :(

At 2/20/13 05:10 PM, Winrar1337 wrote:

At 2/20/13 04:40 AM, iGranadoz wrote: Whys it so hard to actually blam?

Because a lot of users just vote 5 on everything to quickly get saves.

You realise that if I feel you're doing this, I'll petition Wade and Tom to remove your privileges?

At 2/21/13 09:51 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 2/20/13 01:55 PM, Coop wrote: My laptop is kaput :(

How long have you had that for?

It's having a 5th birthday part in August :)

At 2/21/13 02:34 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 2/20/13 01:55 PM, Coop wrote: My laptop is kaput :(

Damn, that sucks. Something similar happened to my old laptop, after I spilled Redbull on the keyboard -no wings though, just dead. :D

Shouldn't that be [D:]?

I've hit it a few times, but I do know one guy who has hit his laptoip so hard that they keyboard broke off.

At 2/23/13 01:54 AM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Coop, hurry up and get a new laptop; I hate posting achievements and not getting any congrats for them! >:(

It's not the having a laptop, it's the having time! I'm on the desktop computer here, but I get hardly any chance to get on and surf.

Wow, all of that for a post and I still have over 4,000 characters remaining...

My laptop is kaput :(

On a lighter note, I did manage 175,000 Points before the graphics fucked up on me...

At 2/17/13 01:38 PM, Bahamut wrote: Final hexliast update of mine is now available!

Thanks for the memories, Bahamut - it's been a blast.

I'm closing in on Wylo and the 8th place, that will consolidate my top 10 position, as Gagsy closes in on me (I'm such a tease, she's still 14k behind me!)

Congratulations to Cyberdevil for becoming the 3rd Pentalisted member, behind XwaynecoltX and ViceFullBuster

At 2/17/13 02:28 AM, Gagsy wrote: I just will not give a fuck and blam every single thing, bar things from artists I like and respect. If my high voting power can make the slightest bit of difference to a save or blam then its all worth it.

That's the spirit - get the masses on side and give us at least a few more handfulls of points from time to time, to help us out of this funk. We will sway the decisions of those to stupid to vote properly!

#86 Most Experienced

I only noticed this because I looked at my stats from the Voting Power list... Shocking.

At 2/15/13 08:12 PM, Wylo wrote: 031) 15.23 -------- 9.52 Myst EGSC -12
032) 15.20 +0.26 9.50 Coop EGSC +5

Thanks for the update, Wylo. Looks like I also have to thank the five people who I've Cooped since the last update to reach the lofty height of 32nd...

That would be iWalker, FIGMENTUM and MPA, obviously, then I guess it's ornery and Stormwarden for their lack of depositing. Thanks guys, I'm slowly moving on up and I can practically taste the top 30!

W00!

At 2/15/13 10:41 AM, Knuckstrike wrote: 026) 35,349 || + == || + == || X-Naut NEW

I thought we already knew about Imposter X-Naut?

037) 31,113 || + 00 || + 0,0 || Andersson -1
038) 30,252 || + 40 || + 1,3 || Coop -1

Well, at least I'm still keeping up some semblance of pace and will reel Andersson in by this time next year, or some similar time...

Thanks for the update, Knuckstrike

Coop finishes assembling a fence with his dad, before congratulating:
gamejunkie: Medals from 1,000 Games; Top 60 Voting Power
LiquidFire: 8.00 Base Voting Power

Listening to:
Andy Williams - The Impossible Dream (The Quest)
Bruce Dickinson - Gypsy Road

At 2/15/13 10:00 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 2/14/13 03:24 PM, Coop wrote: Been there, done that - travelling to see my girlfriend when we were both up north at Uni. Sure, it wasn't far, but sometimes, we were taking two, three or even four evenings a week on trains between Manchester and Leeds. when neither of us had a job, that eroded a lot of our money. But damn, it was fun!

Manchester is a place that's reachable for both of us. Ticket will be something like 11 something for return so I could possibly do that sometime.

I've been talking about meeting an old flame in Leicester, but it would be just that - casual, nothing serious and perhaps a chance to catch up on old times. God, I sound like I'm going through a midlife crisis...

At 2/15/13 02:26 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 2/14/13 03:24 PM, Coop wrote: I can't even tempt you into that...

It doesn't require much tempting; I'm just trying my hardest to be strong! (boy, that sentence would have looked perfect with a SHIFT/;/p on the end.) *sigh*

lol

Well, with that Discovery, I really should Carve Away The Stone and climb into my hole. Would you care to sing the Soliloquy?

I was hoping to hear the Good News First, yet I find you Here Again, before the Countdown has completed. In truth, it was a Far Cry to think we'd be able to use every last song; I see that now I no longer need concern myself with Finding My Way against you, the Digital Man. I want to hang onto this Everyday Glory, but alas, I cannot make Time Stand Still. It was fun Making Memories, but now it's time to remove the War Paint and pass Under The Shadow, To Sleep, Perchance To Dream...

O.o

Seriously, uncle. My brain has crawled off into the corner to die.

Coop notes Oscar Pistorius' false start to Valentine's Day, while congratulating:
ZJ: Level 40
tyler2513: Level 24

At 2/12/13 06:41 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 2/12/13 03:57 PM, Coop wrote: So it would seem

I'm trying to cut back. (Damn, my fingers instinctively went for the SHIFT, ; , p there. Must...resist.)

I can't even tempt you into that...

At 2/12/13 03:57 PM, Coop wrote: Driven, that's repetition, surely!

Driven had not been used yet. Though I suppose I won, if repeating a song is grounds for forfeit. (For What It's Worth, Lessons, Limelight and Circumstances were all used before.) I don't really care about that, though.

Fuck.

Here's the list of songs each of us has used so far.

76 total songs used

Oh, and my pun for the day:

Wow, that could leave the contest in Limbo. For What It's Worth, I'm carrying on, in case we aren't playing that rule!

I want you to know that you can Take A Friend in me, but that doesn't change that fact that it's still my Mission to keep pouring on Rush puns Hand Over Fist. Can't you see the High Water rising? I hope you're still In The Mood, because I'm beginning to sense that the Epilogue isn't too far off now...

Well, with that Discovery, I really should Carve Away The Stone and climb into my hole. Would you care to sing the Soliloquy?

I see. Clearly, I had forgotten that sort of 70 per day pace that you were knocking out at will...

I had started working by then. My pace from May to around the end of July 2008 was scratching 100/day. Impossible to manage these days, though I would be if the Portal would allow it.

A massive if, I'm afraid.

At 2/13/13 08:13 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 2/12/13 03:57 PM, Coop wrote:

At 2/10/13 06:42 PM, Bahamut wrote: Then again, I'm missing some days in the LUL myself so I'm not all that better. Not even made a LUL post for at least 48 hours until now.

It happens. So long as we make amends, all shall be forgiven.

But if life gets too busy to have any time for the BBS, that also happens. Right now I still have spare time but when I get my girlfriend wanting to see me the following day, then I've got even less free time. At this time we cannot go all the way to see each other as travel expenses will completely demolish our money.

Been there, done that - travelling to see my girlfriend when we were both up north at Uni. Sure, it wasn't far, but sometimes, we were taking two, three or even four evenings a week on trains between Manchester and Leeds. when neither of us had a job, that eroded a lot of our money. But damn, it was fun!

At 2/14/13 01:12 PM, ExtraLife wrote: Seriously, does anyone know what happened to gfox?

His last post was more than a year ago.

You'd be better off asking that question in the Levelup! Lounge, since some of us actually talk to him on other platforms, like Steam, for example.

He is still alive, we know that much.

Coop tries to be appreciative of music that is not "him", while congratulating:
Jolly: 37,000 Saves
LiquidFire: Top 800 Experienced
Pokemonpoeguygcn: 64,000 Saves
LiquidFire: 27,000 B/P
AnalPenguinFarming: Top 600 Experienced
Fagamut: Level 46
Decky: Major
sandwich-eater: 12,000 Experience
Metal-Therapy: Level 33
Aci6: General; Level 39
gamejunkie: 57,000 B/P

Listening to:
Jethro Tull - Aqualung. Lose the vocals and you've got a half decent tune here... even then, it lacks form.
Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me
Weird Al - Cavity Search
Metallica - Anasthesia (Pulling Teeth)

At 2/10/13 12:33 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 2/10/13 07:26 AM, Coop wrote: Oh. Sorry, the [:P] made it look like sarcasm...

I use that emoticon too much. :(

So it would seem

Miming playing the drums is a difficult skill. You'd need a Passage to Bangkok to get away from that sort of crowd ;)

I've got pretty good Chemistry behind the skins, but lets face it, you'd need to travel Half The World to find another with Peart's skills...

There aren't that many - Buddy Rich was one, I think that Nicko McBrain and Mike Portnoy could possibly manage it, though they are very different masters.

By the Shapes Of Things, I thought it was, but Circumstances have changed. I'm a Working Man and I will continue to work at this!

I knew you wouldn't be so Faithless as to Turn The Page now, but will you remain Driven as we continue to Carve Away The Stone?

Driven, that's repetition, surely!

Wow, that could leave the contest in Limbo. For What It's Worth, I'm carrying on, in case we aren't playing that rule!

Are you sure? 4.5 months to get 10,000 B/P? More like May 6th 2007...

Very sure. Have you forgotten what kind of pace I was putting up back then?

I signed up for NG Log on May 8th 2008, so I added on 2 days to the end date to compensate:

I see. Clearly, I had forgotten that sort of 70 per day pace that you were knocking out at will...

At 2/10/13 06:42 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 2/9/13 09:36 AM, Coop wrote:

At 2/6/13 07:37 PM, Bahamut wrote: Yeah, I miss your morning LUL posts.

Sorry, I'm in bed, reading at that stage. It helps me to wake up. Perhaps if I move somewhere closer to work, I may start again...

Then again, I'm missing some days in the LUL myself so I'm not all that better. Not even made a LUL post for at least 48 hours until now.

It happens. So long as we make amends, all shall be forgiven.

At 2/11/13 07:47 PM, Parlux wrote: Good job NG for letting this asshole represent my home city for newyork meet ups

Might want to get yourself some ointment for that butt hurt. If you don't I can prescribe a hospital stay ;)

MLP Club

At 2/9/13 09:30 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: ( this ensures that people are active and there is less of a chance of people using alts to rig monthly submissions)

I don't think that there's any worry about people rigging these votes, as there is no monetary reward (nor even something marked on the submission) for something like this, it's just a bit of fun.

Sorry, I just don't follow awarding bonus EXP for it.

Coop wonders how long Paul Gascoigne has left. Congratulations to:
AnalPenguinFarming: 11.00 Total Voting Power
S-k-y: Level 46
Metal-Therapy: 40,000 B/P
DiMono: Level 29

Listening to:
B. Bumble & The Stingers - Nut Rocker
City of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra - Star Wars Theme
Alice Cooper - The Saga Of Jesse Jane

At 2/9/13 10:31 AM, Decky wrote:

At 2/9/13 09:36 AM, Coop wrote: Only if the horse in my Findus Beef Lasagne was given Ketamine!

WWWWAAAAAAAYYYYY hahaha I was worried by the news of horse meat in the Lidl lasagnes but then I thought to myself that I haven't really had a bad tasting one. Maybe the french are on to something with this horse meat.

They regulate it, so it's more likely to be fit for human consumption than some horse that was killed over here...

At 2/9/13 02:04 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 2/9/13 09:36 AM, Coop wrote: I'm telling the truth, dammit!

I wasn't being sarcastic; I was agreeing with you.

Oh. Sorry, the [:P] made it look like sarcasm...

I think I'm approaching Red Sector "A" on this one, losing touch here. You can have the Limelight, if you come up with a pun for O Baterista, deal?

I've spent most of my time playing guitar in recent years, but I started with the drums. You Bet Your Life I'd play the "roll" of O Baterista for Peart at the Rush concert this May! Though I somehow don't think I'd make it Home Again, once the crowd found out they've been cheated!

Miming playing the drums is a difficult skill. You'd need a Passage to Bangkok to get away from that sort of crowd ;)

Cut To The Chase, Coop! Is this really your Grand Finale? I really can't wait until Bastille Day to find out if I've won or not...

By the Shapes Of Things, I thought it was, but Circumstances have changed. I'm a Working Man and I will continue to work at this!

Yeah, but those films got better as they went on through the series. This works for Star Wars, until Episode VII is released :P

Never got into Star Wars; I'm more of a medieval fantasy kind of guy.

Fair enough. Almost a waste of a song, considering that John WIlliams' finest composition just came on iTunes ;)

I'm not sure that any Mrs Coop would like having a blam cannon inserted in her, lest she give birth to a P-Bot...

This is strictly your e-penis I speak of, which exists only in the digital world. Your real penis is not affected in any way -Mrs Coop need not fret. :P

Thank god, or any divine being who coincidentally happens to exist. When you've got a unit like mine, you will not accept trade ins!

Drink plenty of Red Bull.

I've actually been cutting back on the stuff. I used to go through a 16 oz can every day. Never got wings. :(

I only drank it with Tequilla. never liked the stuff.

Better get saving, then ;)

I have the money to buy them now, I just have much better things to spend it on. Like bills and groceries. :(

Ah, yes. I dream of the day when I get those sorts of things :P

At 2/9/13 03:32 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 2/9/13 09:36 AM, Coop wrote:

At 2/7/13 01:38 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 2/6/13 03:36 PM, Coop wrote: Eventually. They will need to get up early in the morning to beat me to the Portal :P

Nothing that some sleeping pills in your meal couldn't fix...

Only if the horse in my Findus Beef Lasagne was given Ketamine!

That can be arranged.

Only in the world of Dr. House

At 2/9/13 08:42 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: 10,000 b/p: May 6th, 2008
20,000 b/p: September 29th, 2008

Are you sure? 4.5 months to get 10,000 B/P? More like May 6th 2007...

At 2/9/13 05:58 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 2/9/13 04:54 PM, LightningStryke wrote: I was wondering if there are any actual requirements for blamming. Feel free to contribute your opinions on what you think should constitute a blam.

It's your vote and only requirement is your opinion.

That's true, but forgive me for getting on my soapbox at this stage, but we have seen an utter tirade of shite pass through the portal in the past 5 days and do you know how many Blams I have gained, in spite of the liberal use of my 0 button?

Go on, have a guess.

Zero.

That's right, not one fucking Blam. Tom needs to do something about the system now, otherwise Newgrounds is going to die the bloody death of becoming a site similar to YouTube, with the shitty videos that keep getting uploaded.

SIX! ONE-SIX! THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!

HELL AND FIRE! IS GOING TO BE RELEASED!

amidoinitrite?

All this talk about drugs and all that is bad in baseball is irritating. How about a feel good story?

Once upon a time, there was a pitcher, called Mark.

Coop reads about the life and times of Mark Prior, before congratulating:
VJF: Colonel
gamejunkie: Top 60 B/Per
Chrausner: Lieutenant
Knuckstrike: 8,000 Saves
X8X: Level 43
Auz: Level 52; 67,000 Saves
Haggard: Level 51

Thank you to:
Odyssic

At 2/6/13 07:37 PM, Bahamut wrote: Out of all the ideas for bonus EXP, this is quite possibly the least horrible I've heard yet. Although this can't apply to everyone as it covers top 10,000 active users in EXP, it's still a large majority of us so everyone getting +50 EXP for doing this is pretty fair to me. However, this will completely ruin deposit rates altogether and getting an additional 50 EXP each month would put me well above 100% deposit rate within a few months time. Personally I'd like to hear feedback from EVERYONE who is an active depositer on this site.

I don't like the idea, as although I'm an active depositer, I don't vote on the best of the month, as I don't have time to go in depth and pick out the top 10. Sure, a couple of minutes will tell me Blam or a Save score, but to watch each of the whole pieces would take a day.

At 2/6/13 03:36 PM, Coop wrote:

At 2/3/13 09:44 AM, Bahamut wrote: Busy in the real world, that's good for sure. My habits with posting on Wednesdays and Saturdays vary. Because I'll be out all day, I might be too lazy to even post at all then. Heh, no wonder my progress to 30k posts has been slower than a drone metal song.

I try to post daily, but it is becoming difficult. Having to post my lists on here at night is certainly a culture shock for me...

Yeah, I miss your morning LUL posts.

Sorry, I'm in bed, reading at that stage. It helps me to wake up. Perhaps if I move somewhere closer to work, I may start again...

At 2/6/13 09:06 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 2/6/13 03:36 PM, Coop wrote: Not horny because I want to fuck them, you understand. Just that it's the part I miss the most about a relationship.

yuuuup. You tell it like it is, I like that. :P

I'm telling the truth, dammit!

I'm at a Crossroads here - do I continue, or do I just let him win? Nah, I still have Hope and Vital Signs and I still want the Limelight! It may be a Sweet Miracle if I do win, but I will learn the Lessons that come from each and every one of these song titles.

That's right, Coop, put on your Bravest Face and Stick It Out! Because For What It's Worth, it is our Mission to use every last Rush song in the form of a pun! We must Hold On!

I think I'm approaching Red Sector "A" on this one, losing touch here. You can have the Limelight, if you come up with a pun for O Baterista, deal?

I think they tried not to make it as boring as Fellowship. Lesson learned.

Fellowship was boring, compared to the other two, but it did have its moments. (Boromir's last stand against the Orcs and of course Gandalf vs the Balrog both give me goosebumps.)

Yeah, but those films got better as they went on through the series. This works for Star Wars, until Episode VII is released :P

Frontal laser cannon? What, do I lose the ability to jizz?

No, you just jizz lasers that deal death to those you deem unfit to enter the Portal. There is no compromise here. (Yes, you get a blam-cannon for a save milestone. I didn't think that one though. Deal with it.) :P

I'm not sure that any Mrs Coop would like having a blam cannon inserted in her, lest she give birth to a P-Bot...

Nice, but do you have to parachute in? That's fucking too much.

Ether jet packs or we ride in on winged washing machines -which is more believable? lmao

Drink plenty of Red Bull.

I always preferred Glamdring.

Glamdring is awesome, too; it's on my LOTR sword wishlist. It's just the big, broad curve of Orcrist's blade that I love so much. The thing is though, if I get Orcrist, it's going to set off a chain reaction where I'll have to also get Glamdring and Sting. That way I'll have the complete set of the swords that were found in the troll's cave. That's going total at least $500. Fuck.

Better get saving, then ;)

At 2/7/13 01:38 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 2/6/13 03:36 PM, Coop wrote:

At 2/3/13 10:01 AM, Haggard wrote: Just let them have an account early enough, and they might catch up to you eventually. :P

Eventually. They will need to get up early in the morning to beat me to the Portal :P

Nothing that some sleeping pills in your meal couldn't fix...

Only if the horse in my Findus Beef Lasagne was given Ketamine!

At 2/7/13 12:06 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Anyway, the Bulls are doing alright without Rose which is good. As long they do well, it gives Rose less urgency to rush himself which would led to even worse injury.

Should be a good tilt with the Nuggets tonight. Riding a season-high 7 game win streak, I guess we want to keep that going.

At 1/30/13 03:56 PM, TomFulp wrote: Check your profile info, the AURA dropdown in particular. You can now set your aura to Writer or Reader! It also uses the color that has been set aside for the hope of the Lit Portal.

Yeah, but I can't set it to that, as I'm a moderator. I'm tempted to quit, just to get the Turquoise :P