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Level 60 its been a labour of love

130,000 B/P Worth the wait?

10.00 total voting power Perfect

At 11/27/14 09:34 PM, gamejunkie wrote: 11 years, 11 months & 11 days on NG. Woot woot.

Wow, awesome oneness!

@Coop RIP Phil Hughes.

Yeah, that was a tragic accident. Hopefully the bowler will be able to get some psychological help, as people often forget about people like him

9.99 Total Voting power

Wow, that's a rush. Here we go, climbing for the bigger prize!

At 11/21/14 04:02 PM, byteslinger wrote:

At 11/17/14 11:14 AM, Coop wrote: Well... maybe I was a little hasty. I am still a Review Mod and I will still grace these forums. I just need to keep active with the account and it's something that I've grown away from recently. I remain Coop and I remain here.

Next thing you know, there'll be a Mrs. Coop, and then a bunch of little Cooplets running around, and instead of enjoying life carefree here in this synthetic aberration of a warped reality, you will have to deal with REAL LIFE like bills and jobs and family and responsibilities.

There already is a Mrs Coop - she is the reason I've just spent the last 17 days in Vancouver. Yes, I'm in love :)

Stay here, Coop - don't wander away. You are loved and honored here, and this is a safe haven for you.

I'll still use the place for other bits and bobs - mostly while I'm writing

And we have cookies!

Mmm, cookies

Coop...come back, Coop! (*rides off into sunset on a horse*)

I'm not riding for the sunset just yet. I know my road to happiness now, though.

At 11/15/14 03:35 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 11/15/14 01:48 PM, Coop wrote: It's been an honour to serve the community, but as some of you have noticed, I'm no longer a moderator in any way, shape or form. I don't get the time these days and while it has been fun to (ab)use the powers, I have moved on with life and some more people who are more pro-active within the community need to take the reigns for a moment.

Thanks to one and all, you've made this a very enjoyable chapter of my life.

I shall miss moderating with you and seeing you on here. Seeing these things happen with time makes me sad. Farewell for now sweet prince.

Well... maybe I was a little hasty. I am still a Review Mod and I will still grace these forums. I just need to keep active with the account and it's something that I've grown away from recently. I remain Coop and I remain here.

It's been an honour to serve the community, but as some of you have noticed, I'm no longer a moderator in any way, shape or form. I don't get the time these days and while it has been fun to (ab)use the powers, I have moved on with life and some more people who are more pro-active within the community need to take the reigns for a moment.

Thanks to one and all, you've made this a very enjoyable chapter of my life.

At 11/11/14 08:00 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: I would enjoy meeting all of the mods. Especially :

@Coop
@Murray
@TurkeyOnaStick

Well, myself and Murray used to frequent the meet ups in London. Our karaoke performances were to die for, apparently.

At 11/1/14 09:13 AM, SCTE3 wrote: 4 threads a day is a limit not a quota.

This, my friends, is the single greatest mantra of the NG BBS.

Use it wisely, and the forums shall flourish.

98,000 Saves

It's going to take me a while to get to the old 100k, but in 11 days time, I'll be getting on a plane and heading 8 hours west! Woo!

At 10/26/14 03:21 AM, SentForMe wrote: 15 Bonusstage 24,669
16 Coop 24,604

I'm actually bizzarely impressed with being 16th on this list. If it weren't for all of the deleted posts, from old users getting deleted, I'd probably be pushing for the top 10 by now. C'est la vie

Well, this World Series is going to be a hearts and minds battle:

My heart says KC, as the little guys should win every now and again. My head says Giants will walk it, as shown last night.

Giants in 5

At 10/19/14 03:04 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 10/18/14 07:14 AM, Coop wrote:

At 10/16/14 08:07 AM, gamejunkie wrote: I can't remember the last time I didn't make the Top 5 Blammers of the month.

Ah, welcome to my world - I was so used to being 6th over these past few months, I just had to up the pace. I'll do my best to keep it up and hopefully we can both crack the top 5 next month!

I did go away for a couple of weeks but had my account taken care of, so this month should be much better for me. It would be nice to have Gagsy, Coop & gamejunkie in the Top 5, it sure has been a while.

That would be awesome.

The stalwarts like Fixit,

Sorry, but that account was a robot and I've been suspicious of it ever since it restarted - someone might have hacked it and carried on with the stats, much like someone did with my brother's a while back. Sad little cunts, who can't put the hard work in themselves.

At 10/16/14 08:07 AM, gamejunkie wrote: I can't remember the last time I didn't make the Top 5 Blammers of the month.

Ah, welcome to my world - I was so used to being 6th over these past few months, I just had to up the pace. I'll do my best to keep it up and hopefully we can both crack the top 5 next month!

At 10/15/14 03:40 PM, Knuckstrike wrote: Top gainers:
4) + 76 || + 2,5 || Gagsy
5) + 75 || + 2,5 || Coop

Nice to see that the old guard are still producing the goods, when it counts :)

034) 31,980 || + 00 || + 0,0 || Rowenuts
035) 31,893 || + 00 || + 0,0 || Gooch
036) 31,671 || + 75 || + 2,5 || Coop

Ah, a few short months and my tenure at number 36 shall be over, as this month was a massive turnaround in fortune, handing me great strides toward Gooch and Rowenuts. The last three days have yielded 15 Blams, so next month should hopefully carry on as this one left off.

Thanks for the update, Knuckstrike, much appreciated.

I've just Cooped ramagi :D

Wait, as I'm now #69 most experienced user, does that mean a little double oral pleasure with one of the favourite females on the forums?

Wow.

38,000 Experience

I can finally see Level 60!

At 9/22/14 08:30 AM, TomFulp wrote: Today is Madness Day, a celebration of all things Madness! We'll be featuring movies, games, music and art with a Madness theme today. Be sure to tag your submission with "madnessday2014" if you're participating!

Happy Madness Day! To celebrate, I sat in a freezing cold hanger for 2 hours, listening to some presentations from management. They let us out halfway through to get some hot breakfast, only the woman driving the butty wagon had sold all of her hot stuff before arriving at us hungry lot.

MADNESS!

Mine is quite simple - during one of my earlier experiments with facial hair, I changed from a common-or-garden goatee to a more radical style of facial fungus. My friend took the photo kindly and told me just before pressing the shutter button "You missed a bit." My reaction was caught here and immortalised for all to see.

I guess it needs an update for my 30s, but I might get around to it someday...

At 9/19/14 12:21 PM, tox wrote: Would you baby powder your balls for a non stick shlick all day?

Well, if I'd just shaven them, it's a preferable alternative to a little after-shave. Otherwise you end up tea-bagging the sink, trying to get them to stop stinging.

Don't believe me? Give it a try, I dare you

At 9/20/14 12:25 PM, Ama wrote: Today is a sad day for all.

I still remember cupping one of his "sugar tits" on stage at the London meet in 2009. Good times.

Title: Assassin's Creed : Revelations
Authors: Oliver Bowden
Publication Date: 2011
Genre: Crime, Fantasy / Historical
ISBN: 978-0-241-95173-6

Older, wiser and more deadly than ever, Master Assassin Ezio Auditore embarks on an epic journey to find the lost library of Altair - a library that may hold the key to defeating the Templars forever. However, a shocking discovery awaits him.

Here we go again, back with Oliver Bowden, working tirelessly to put the plot of the Assassin's Creed games into text format, ready for those would-be gamers, who couldn't quite get the controls right, so that they can follow the plot of the game at an altogether different pace and yet still feel as if the tale is moving before their own eyes. Bowden is capable of putting the plot into the book, but most talented writers can do that - what makes this work is when the book goes off piste from the plots presented within the game. That additional 5% is what makes this books worth reading for the avid gamer, who has played through the games on multiple occasions, such as myself.

Yes, this does require previous reading and you cannot simply jump into the series at book four. After all, Ezio is by now an old man, his physical prowess may have diminished slightly, but his mind more than makes up for it, as does the improved arsenal at his disposal, some new friends in Turkey and the usual escalation of armaments that war has a tendency to produce.

The story itself gets to the best parts, when you look beneath the killing and combat. The politics between the two shadowy organisations (Assassins and Templars) and the fact that a vast majority of society has no idea of the existence of the two sides, let alone the fact that the major players within their lives are usually affiliated with either one side or the other.

A lovely conclusion to the tale of Ezio Auditore da Firenze - I would usually say spoiler alert, but as he starts off as an old man, you can't really expect too much more from a man of his age during the renaissance. His character seems to have become as important, if not more so to the series than the oft-mentioned Altair Ibn-La'Ahad, the great mentor, whose secrets Ezio has spent a long time trying to uncover.

Finally, we turn to romance, which at first seems awkward, but still it flourishes, as the twilight of this great life approaches. A drastic change of pace and some people who are not reading this book for the deeper meanings may be put off by the need to continue such a bloodline.

I did enjoy this book and there are more to come in the series, as the Assassins slowly become more modern adn the conflict which has continued for centuries will move to a new arena for the next novel. Whether or not the characters within those novels will rise to become as famous (or infamous) within Assassin folklore, remains to be seen.

Next Up: The Autumn Castle, by Kim Wilkins

129,000 B/P

Not that much, but slowly climbing the ladder!

At 9/15/14 01:35 PM, Knuckstrike wrote: 034) 31,980 || + 00 || + 0,0 || Rowenuts
035) 31,893 || + 00 || + 0,0 || Gooch
036) 31,596 || + 44 || + 1,5 || Coop

Thanks for the update, Knuckstrike. Only 300 to go before I catch Gooch! Still, in the style of my friend gfox, I am still living it up at #36 :)

Pace could do with being quicker, but I have started this month brightly, to say the least :)

Top 70 Experienced

For those of you that take note of such things, I've managed to jink past punisher1, while also lining up a sweet move, to Coop The-Redeemer. Now it's a case of focusing on whom I can 69 (ramagi?)

Oh my...

Ooh, double Coopings!

It seems that I've managed to stamp my mark over punisher1 and The-Redeemer. Both have now been Cooped and I stand in the top 70. Onwards and upwards

97,000 Saves

Closing in on my 6th figure.

At 8/17/14 05:32 AM, Sentio wrote:

At 8/15/14 07:33 PM, Coop wrote: Of course, with the sale still hanging around like a bad smell, we could just implode.

Not a bad start at all- I had Villa down for an opening day loss.

I was surprised, but the quality of the signings is looking more like what Mr Lambert was getting at Norwich - the reason we signed him in the first place.

Even better for Plymouth and a thumping victory over bitter rivals Exeter. This season is looking up already, not least because United have started as they left off last year. Good to have football back!

Good news from my home town side of life - Kidderminster Harriers are makign strides in the right direction, with an opening day draw and then two wins, to currently sit 5th in the table. We had a horrendous run of form last season, after doing well in the cup, then parting company with Steve Burr, the best manager outside of the football league at the time. Now we've gone through a shit (ex-Coventry) boss and are finally looking back the way we were before the cup run.

At 8/16/14 07:48 PM, chris-the-stick2 wrote:

At 8/15/14 07:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Hey Tom here is an idea how about you just Delete it from the site for good? I mean you are the creator you have to power to make it happen.

well, the clockcrew does not make JUST spam movies... they also do good flash movies.
check the front-paged CC films of the past if you want proof. (and some won FP not on clockday, but in other days/months)

I wholeheartedly disagree with the deletion of B. It is one "movie" but as chris-the-stick2 says, there are many good movies that have spawned from the original ideal:

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  Strawberry's Summer BBQ by StrangeClock

  StrawberryClock throws a summer bbq, but one of the guests can't behave himself!

  Score

  4.04 / 5.00

  Type

  Movie

  Popularity

  31,591 Views

  Rated

  Ages 17+

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  Strawberry's Clockday by TurdClock

  Strawberry's great, gay Clockday

  Score

  3.96 / 5.00

  Type

  Movie

  Popularity

  53,924 Views

  Rated

  Ages 17+

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  Crustclock'sMissingPeggey by KidneyBeanClock

  Crustclock deals with a most difficult situation, a missing peggey!

  Score

  4.22 / 5.00

  Type

  Movie

  Popularity

  11,769 Views

  Rated

  Ages 17+

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  Strawberry Goes Camping by CrustClock

  StrawberryClock and friends go on a not-so-average camping trip!

  Score

  4.18 / 5.00

  Type

  Movie

  Popularity

  124,348 Views

  Rated

  Ages 17+

And of course. without Clocks, there are no Locks, either:

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  LL - 99 Red Balloons by LeafLock

  An invader forces the Locks to fight for their lives!

  Score

  4.19 / 5.00

  Type

  Movie

  Popularity

  11,944 Views

  Rated

  Ages 13+

Here we go again. Massively underwhelming expectations for Aston Villa (nothing to lose, I suppose) and at least we've not had the first managerial casualty of the season, Tony Pulis leaving Crystal Palace after -2 days on the season clock. Quick draw!

Some low risk signings this off season for the Villa, the latest being Carlos Sanchez, the Columbian defensive midfielder, so perhaps we can use these signings to blend in with the other players who remain, the rejuvenated players who were until recently "surplus to requirements" (i.e. Alan Hutton, Shay Given and Darren Bent) and we might be in with a chance of doing something better than 15th...

Of course, with the sale still hanging around like a bad smell, we could just implode.

At 8/15/14 01:21 PM, TomFulp wrote:

At 8/15/14 12:01 PM, Coop wrote: Yeah, I hadn't enlisted back then. If I had, things would have been different :P

Happy C(l)ock day one and all

Weird to think if B had been blammed... What would the entire spam crew history be...

Just because I've been playing Chrononauts all night does not in any way qualify me to even hazard a guess. But wow, that would be very different.

At 8/15/14 03:22 PM, DUMPSTER-CLOCK wrote: delete it just so we can see what happens

Now that would be power. I think Newgrounds might just melt or something...