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At 10/16/09 07:01 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: I took the cookies from the cookie jar.

YOU DID? WOW. YOU ARE FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE. KILL SELF NOW.

/end caps

Jesus, lady

I was hiding from zombies and this is the most terrible thing I saw today.

Josef Stalin is all I need brotha

At 10/3/09 01:53 AM, Gagsy wrote: I don't know, I think being human and all I kind of have this weird thing where I am attracted to other humans. I know, I know, call me crazy, but humans rock my junk not dogs or cats or drawn foxes with tits.

What is this thing you call "humans"

At 10/3/09 01:48 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote: I suggest using this site for advice.

we all know yahoo answers is full of gay questions
right guys

At 10/3/09 01:43 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Tell me more.

Morphine is a great drug

Also, you dissapointed me. I thought the gay porn in your sig was actual gay porn, not the NG BBS

At 10/3/09 01:39 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Do you know how hard it is to fap with a cut-up dick?!

what's the problem

I do that all the time

At 9/27/09 03:08 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Don't keep buying blades, especially swords. Seriously, what the fuck are you going to need a katana for?

He's gonna be running around chopping peoples heads off.
He's trying to be as cool as Kenshiro here

Anyone over 7 is not in my tastes

At 6/21/09 11:11 AM, Dropkicked wrote: When you vote 5, it says Saranghamnida!

What is Tom trying to tell us with all these pretty asian boys?

I am now disturbed for life

I'll say DREAMLAND!!! and knock him out in 1 punch.

At 6/21/09 10:31 AM, zmanrulez wrote: Even though it hasent come out yet, Revenge of the Fallen.

First transformers movie was not good by any means,
so why would a sequal to it be better?

Micheal Bay sucks.

At 6/17/09 10:06 PM, iCock wrote: All of you who like this band deserve penis filled ears. i meanit

Its difficult to take you seriously with a name like that.

Raziel from Legacy Of Kain.

So that's why Duke Nukem Forever hasn't been released yet...

I jacked it

At 6/17/09 12:52 AM, ngfan14 wrote: I'm an undercover lifeless hobo that's here to hack Newgrounds.

You know that sounds a lot like me

Kick him cross' the galaxy.

A big wiener slammed in between two pieces of bread with mayonnaise all over it.

At 6/14/09 02:25 AM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: anyone here seen a movie starring bruce campbell call "My name is Bruce

Guan-you, Guan-me, Guan-di!

At 6/26/08 01:09 AM, John12346 wrote: You're gonna have to have watched Family Guy to know the answer to this one.

Sorry to bust your bubble, but, Family Guy isn't funny.

At 6/12/09 12:29 PM, BlindObject wrote: What's with all the dog death threads? Is this Dog Death Month?

Get out your guns, boys.

It's dog season!

This is Scott The Raider. His splash magic would be a large beer explosion that poisons the enemy. He carries a sledgehammer, and his goblet does the following:

Heals Scott after a certain amount of damage
Sometimes splashes its beer out and poisons the enemy
Gives Scott an extra speed boost at times
Replenishes power immediately

At 6/13/09 01:38 AM, LethalLockdown wrote: So what do I do?

Get a BFG, a voodoo doll, a scoped .44, a lever rifle, a old lawnmower, and some explosives.

That should get the job done.

At 6/12/09 12:41 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Richard Cheese is another good one. Richard is so easy to make into a hilarious name.

D....Dick Cheese?

Beware the MS Paint Dick pictures, that is all I am gonna say.

At 6/13/09 12:36 AM, Headshot777 wrote: Put lots of hentai in it. Lots. Random hentai.
Everywhere.

For real.

That sounds like the best game ever

Pfft...We all know the sexiest signature is mine.
You know you wanna make love to it.

You idiots! Obviously Maus has some resurrection device given to him by Satan.

M-M-Mystery box? Wheel of fish style?