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At 8/28/11 01:20 PM, Boss wrote:

At 8/28/11 01:19 PM, Boss wrote:

At 8/28/11 10:14 AM, Coolest11er wrote: because mosquitoes have brains the size of your dick

that was a very funny and simple post and it went over my head WHAT THE FAWK

I'm pretty sure it wasn't funny, but just blatantly childish and silly. But hey it's Newgrounds. Dick jokes are the funniest thing ever to you guys.

At 8/26/11 09:24 PM, Lorkas wrote: Fab - Retarded 08'er who wants to fit in.

Fuck you and your thread.

I live pretty close to Monroeville, coincidentally. This is a good sign.

Where's the Patrick love...?

Where is it...?

At 7/21/11 08:31 PM, DudeWheresMyJew wrote: Does anyone else NOT want the NG Chat to come out? I've been in big chatrooms before and they're completely retarded and childish. Don't release the Newgrounds Chat, PsychoGoldfish.

You must be new here, the chat will always remain a work in progress.

Purple penguins on Club Penguin are the new Habbo raiders. And it's not a good thing.

At 7/5/11 03:20 PM, EpicFail wrote: I think she's very good looking, my dad's like in love with her though I think haha. There's a teenage girl that looks like Casey who works at a store nearby, I wanna get with her just to bang someone that looks very similar to Casey ha, would be funny if we had a daughter...

And then killed her only to get 4 years.

At 7/5/11 04:36 AM, DLBeezy wrote: Implying that 90% of ng users are around the age of 10-13. Apparently 10-13 year olds can't type worth a fuck.
Implying America succeeds in good education.

Implying I didn't spell better than I do now when I was age 10 through 13.

Implying this is 4chan

Games like Peggle and stuff, mainly on his iPhone. He also used to play NFS.

I'd like to believe the first line of the original post is part of the threat title.

How can people possibly not like the new redesign leaks? It looks awesome.

The only thing Mexico has over the US is cross-country.

I probably could.

Butter, ranch, tangy BBQ, hot sauce, and ketchup.

The Newgrounds sex ed is a-go.

When a man and a women love each other very much...

I hate fat people because I used to be rather chubby a few years back, and I didn't like it.

Turns out eating less really does help the cause.

At 6/22/11 08:55 PM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: Looks a bit suspicious to me.

HAHAHAHA that's pretty DARN funny.

Wouldn't everyone be called "Tree"?

At 6/21/11 07:16 PM, TheSandyman wrote: Lol, 'merica and healthcare. Enjoy being broke while I sit in in hospital for free.

lol wat r taxes

At 6/21/11 07:19 AM, dark-crow07 wrote: As long as no one's eating the animals, I couldn't give a fuck.

Winners don't eat meat!

Winners deep fry every ounce of meat they see, you prawn.

At 6/21/11 03:04 PM, MrPercie wrote: dat......ears?

Yes, dose ears.

At 6/21/11 01:46 AM, SKS wrote: Ten Proven Benefits of Being Left Handed

According to Cracked there's a 50% chance of people who are left handed to be gay.

So, have fun with that

guise find the secret message lol

I thought this thread would be about some magical school overseer code-named Principle Spanks.

At 6/19/11 08:38 PM, Narcissy wrote: At 6/19/11 03:08 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: At 6/19/11 03:10 PM, Space-Whale wrote: At 6/19/11 03:09 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

Ladies, contain your orgasms.

Why the hell is it so catchy though?

I'm not into bondage, sorry.

Ah who am I kidding, I just hope Pikachu likes a little S&M

Someone should create a life-size replica of Washington, DC and fill it with roller coasters and other thrill rids for the sheer hell of it. Think of how fun it could be.

At 6/17/11 12:49 PM, logic wrote: I ride a bike so i think everyone with a car is a douche.

And everyone with a car thinks your a douche.

I don't have either so don't yell at me.

At 6/16/11 09:57 PM, Newgrundling wrote: We got read of the funny adjacent threads thread? wtf?

I think Poozy locked it.