Holy shit!!! (lol I'm just posting here so I can find it again later)

You're on meth!

Religion forum separate from the politics one.

They're both horrible, but get the first one of you have to.

If you swear too much people won't take you seriously when you're actually mad.

So how did you crawl slowly back to the house, then quickly get upstairs?

I only agree with 6 and 7.

Because they only say what their parents tell them.

Did you figure that out all by yourself?!

At 3/11/08 05:47 PM, Fuzzball37 wrote: Get a guard dog.

A female guard dog!

It's really quite simple: If you hang around girls, you're gay. If you don't hang around girls, you're gay.

At 5/24/08 09:59 PM, dark-fox wrote: imagine a world with only mirrors. What would that look like?

You mean like, no light source? And the people being made of mirrors too?

I'm pretty sure that's fake. If it's not, then...Oh..fuck...

I'd give McCain 2 years.

At 5/12/08 01:38 AM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: I can spot a major flaw in that logic; the fact that they did commit aforementioned attack.

No, they actually didn't. Look into it. And by "this logic" I meant the politicians' logic.

Think about this:

People are saying you shouldn't vote for Obama because he's a Muslim.

1. He's not
2. Even if he was, how would that be bad?
3. Politicians are judging all Muslims based on a small group of them
4. ...for an attack they didn't even commit!!

Can you spot some minor flaws in this logic?

Pretty long, but I'll be sure to watch it sometime.

One of the problems with America is that people care way too much about symbols, and need to focus more on the country itself. I wouldn't see any reason to burn a flag; it's just a symbol. I also wouldn't see any reason not to; it's just a symbol.

At 4/19/08 03:14 AM, G-Clock wrote: I would do a bunch of illegal shit. TRY AN STOP ME WHEN UR DEAD BITCHES!

But what if they arrest you and lock you up? Then there will be no escape, and you'd starve to death in a tiny cell.

If everybody except for you was going to die in 24 hours, what would you do?

You speak the truth, good sir.

TeeHee

All I have to say is that MCR IS NOT EMO!!!!

My math teacher sometimes pops boners in class. Seriously.

They're probably just going to get rid of all the sub-plots, and most of the major plot points, changing the storyline to make it dumb enough for today's instant-gratification audience!!

At 4/6/08 11:38 PM, Omega-Epsilon wrote: I think the 'counting to three' maneuver is more threatening...WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY GET TO THREE!? It's not worth risking.

Actually, they never get to three. If you don't give in after 2, they tend to get intimidated and punish you for that

So, why is it that if you bring lunch from home, you're considered a nerd, and that only the cool kids waste all their money on a small, overpriced, shitty, artificial food-type thing? I bought a lunch at school the other day, it was some kind of teriyaki rice box thing, and it was literally nothing but giblets and lard!! Literally!! So I was digging around inside the box, and I would find one and think "Oh, this one looks solid enough" and I would bite into it and all the strings and fat would squirt out into my mouth!! This happened like, 3 times!! I just don't get how not eating this shit makes you a nerd!!!

Dude, everyone gets those.

Man, I seriously gotta try this!!!!

Hey!! I had a great movie idea!! What if they made a movie about 300 Spartans battling an enormous Persian empire? Wouldn't that be awesome? Or maybe a video game that takes place in a parody of Miami, Florida, and you're this guy named Tommy Vercetti and you do missions for a lot of people to get your money back!!