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At 3/10/14 06:36 PM, Sekhem wrote: lot of older people have towards females who venture into traditionally male roles.

Wait for these people to turn to dust and be pressed into a rough paper towel. Problem solved.

I do Wargaming, like 40k and Warmahordes. Got out of League when it turned 2 of my childhood friends into obsessive assholes. Literally EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, League was all they would talk about. When all my other friends sat there and made them shut up, they literally couldn't think of anything to say. Fuck you, Riot, you stole my friends.

They wouldn't be able to keep from fucking up long enough for people to support them alone. People may not like everything Republicans do, but even Democrats have to admit Democrats are being fucking stupid. Public opinion will keep swaying to the lesser evil.

Once we get to a point where it's both cheaper to do so and there isn't a huge security issue (IE: hackers, inability for the robots to actually, you know, kill things) then we probably will.

Hmm... Interracial (I've gotta be able to put myself there, I'm white, and I only date white chicks), when the camera man won't shut the fuck up, and Avatar: The Last Airbender hentai. That's the only part of my childhood I won't touch, even out of curiosity. Legend of Korra is fine, though.

At 12/21/13 02:17 PM, DistantSniper wrote:

At 12/20/13 07:40 PM, AxTekk wrote:

At 12/20/13 04:19 AM, DistantSniper wrote: End rant/emotional backstory.

Damn man, that sounds fucking horrible. How did you get through all that bs?

To be completely honest, I cried. I cried every night and almost committed suicide at one point, but eventually I picked myself up and got over it. Now I'm working on myself as a person and enjoying the single life. In the end I came out stronger and wiser than I was before.

I want to sit here for three years so that I can legally buy you a beer. Unless you don't drink. We have some chocolate milk here. We had coke, but I drank the last of that before I read your comment. Is milk good, or should I call Dominoes again?

Christ on a bike... It looks... Not shit!

Now all we need is to know that the NOT Sonic levels with the side characters that DON'T look like OC's aren't awful.

I was excited for Unleashed when I thought the werehog levels would be decent and the Sonic levels wouldn't be half a second long. We can see how that bullshit went.

Honestly, beef up Knuckles legs and make Sonic actually have a reason for the scarf, like so he doesn't choke on supersonic air down his throat, and I can see these redesigns as my favorite version of the cast.

Gameplay LOOKS nice, but you have to feel it yourself to be sure, so with holding judgement there.

All it needs is to come through on gameplay and have a decent (not A-grade, just DECENT) story. I'm honestly excited.

At 2/5/14 04:06 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: If You Want Strong Soldiers You Recruit Them While They're In The Apex Of Their Youth . . . There's No Point In Harboring Resentment Towards The Recruitment Booth

--supergandhi64

So, like, do you speak in rhyme on purpose? Because some times you do and sometimes you don't. The fuck's up with that?

Fuck those gay ass, punk ass, bitch ass fruity bitches.

REPPIN' THE CHOC BLOCK, BOI!

Sex must be earned through a tricky maneuver I picked up from an old Chinese man in a crack den. Be nice to the girl, BUT, and here's the important part, let her know you want to have sex with her. And then, if she says no, accept it and move the fuck on, because it ain't gonna suck itself while you're pining after someone who doesn't want you.

When neither of them SHUT THE FUCK UP. Talk a little, make noise once or twice, and then be fucking quiet. Shit is the worst. It's a fantasy enabler, and no one fantasizes about staying up until 3 in the morning because next door, everyone else won't shut the hell up.

At 1/1/14 10:33 AM, Fim wrote: One of the weirdest things I ever learned was that apparently in the US every kid in school has to pledge allegiance to the flag and country every morning. To someone who's not from the states that is really scary.

It's a lot less scary if the person telling you that ALSO points out that no one is REQUIRED to do that. It's voluntary. That said, there are teachers who GREATLY disapprove of not doing it, and one teacher asked a student if a veteran was in the room who had been crippled in war, how he would feel about sitting down. The student responded, "I'd thank him for giving me the RIGHT to sit down." It's seen almost like thanking people for presents. It's polite, but if you just go "Man, this is awesome!" it's not as nice, but they get that your still happy about it. Unless they're a tight ass.

At 12/27/13 07:17 PM, Cyclops wrote: "Fyrestr-chan ask yama to marry him but not sndstrom-chan becuz she unkawaii an fat an Yama kill her.

Yama gon say yess."

I'm so sad that I read the books this is based off of. The books were fine (B+ material, I'd say. Good in the beginning, pacing ruined it, stop at end of 2nd series), I'm just sad this was the result,

FireXSand OTP

I live in Alabama. I have seen a grand total of 5 people over 30 who would be considered overweight in the last year. 6 under.

War is an angry person pursuit. Given that I have seen angry women, and assuming they could find a way to survive past a few generations, then yes. War would happen.

At 12/23/13 03:29 AM, Shauna wrote:

At 12/23/13 03:20 AM, Natick wrote:

At 12/23/13 03:16 AM, Shauna wrote: We won't even allow gay folk to get married.

17 states allow it actually

I'm not exactly up to date on the latest then. 18 out of 50 fucking states is still horrible.

18 more states than Uganda has.

Nervous? Well, are you nervous about how bad you'll fuck up the kid, or about how it'll affect your life? From what I've seen, if it's you being worried about the kid, then you'll do fine.

Because I have never in my life sat on a toilet without looking to see if the seat was down, even if I was about to blow a hole in the wall for the amount of pressure in my stomach.

I figure, if I can do it when under pressure, why can't everyone else who just has to sit down and fart? I've got shit to do, and I've wasted enough time shaking the piss off my dick. Look before you leap.

At 8/12/12 06:31 PM, Rapacity wrote: what he wrote

I love your picture right now.

I do not feel strongly one way or the other. Congrats, you got married.

Simple: girls don't do things like eat 30 hot wings to out do the other girls eating thirty hot wings, or any similar nonsense.

Speaking as a white person, I'm tired of being told I'm racist. Just because I don't do anything to solve problems for other races, whatever the fuck those may be, doesn't mean I hate them. I don't go out of my way to help white people with their problems, either.

So fuck off, every single person on the planet that thinks I hate people who aren't white because I'm white, you can all suck my bright and shiny white nuts, and line up for it on a white carpet. Wash it down with some milk.

At 7/23/12 03:49 AM, Darthdenim wrote: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1345836/board/nest/202143975

This explains the flaws in this movie better than I could.

It does? He gives a snarky synopsis and bitches about things existing without providing a reason as to why he's upset. Other than how Alfred knew Bane's backstory (here's a clue, he was in the British military, who I'm sure keep a file on him or some shit, and most of what he told Bruce was just rumors anyway), this guy has no point and bitches for the sake of bitching.

It wasn't the most subtle movie, sure, but why the fuck do writers need to turn into fucking Sherlock Holmes to please people? It had nice action and what twists it did had, you didn't see coming. Like Bane not actually being the kid in the Pit (like Alfred said he was).

The fuck is that pic?

At 7/21/12 08:37 AM, LefyBoy wrote: I find it unfair that white people can get on the internet and just think they can go wild with the word niqqer... too bad NG blocks the shit out. Anyway. Mouli, Jiggaboo, Nignog, Porchmonkey.

I find it unfair they can't IRL.

At 7/3/12 10:09 PM, DarkShadowblade wrote: lol @ NGers in their tight cozy chair in their middle class family in America who are able to eat 3 meals a day calling suicide "a cowards way out".

Honestly, most of you have absolutely No clue what "life" really is.

Because people on the internet know everything about other people on the internet. :|

At 7/4/12 09:00 PM, Powerage wrote: there are still people who actually expect to have a honest discussion with hateyou1?

I've been bottling a lot lately. Feels good to argue with someone, even if they are a brick wall reincarnated into the body of a slug that found a keyboard.

At 7/4/12 08:15 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Doesn't matter. If the artist made the art before newgrounds made this "tankman", then why does the artist need to credit newgrounds? Even if it was the other way around, newgrounds would still be profiting from their art, which is still unlawful.

Because A: He isn't selling it, NG isn't selling it. Nobody is profiting, it's fanart and B: If it was his art, then why in fuck's name would he credit Newgrounds? I'm not saying he should,I'M SAYING HE DID.

Then how many posts did the admins make to stop the hate comments? The correct answer would be 0. Therefore, they WOULD be held accounted for the comments.

No. They wouldn't. Contrary to popular belief, just because you don't stop a problem doesn't make you part of the problem. It isn't Newground's problem, because Newgrounds itself did not harass them. It's users did. If you could sue a site every time it's users did something, 4chan would be ancient history.

At 7/4/12 08:03 PM, hateyou1 wrote: You kids are soo naive to the law. Look, you're comparing Marvel, a multi-million dollar corporation to a small website. How do you know that tankman didn't rip off some artist on deviantart?

Because the artist credited Newgrounds.com, maybe?

You see, you have no evidence that they ripped off the tank man 100%. Instead, they can turn the lawsuit inside-out by suing newgrounds for harassment. I looked on the site and I saw many inappropriate comments in the reviews. If you guys continue spamming them with hate, they CAN turn the lawsuit inside-out and it will then be newground's loss.

Newgrounds can't be held responsible for what random people online who HAPPEN to have Newgrounds accounts do. Is there a correlation? Yes. Is it NG's fault? 100% no.

At 7/4/12 07:45 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Maybe they did make him their logo, but made him look more "cartoony".

Doesn't matter, it's still infringement. If I drew Spiderman as a manga and tried to sell it, Marvel could still sue.

As I have said, maybe it wasn't based on the "tankman", but it was just some guy that they made cartoony and ended up as a coincidence? That's like assuming that George Zimmerman murdered Treyvon Martin without having all the facts on the table.

It was layered over an identical pic of Tankman, which correctly credited Newgrounds. It's fairly flippin' obvious. Either you have no idea what copyright infringement is, you're art blind like that one Spanish king was so tone deaf so that he couldn't recognize his own anthem, or you work for these guys.