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If it's one thing I've noticed on Newgrounds this particular subject is made fun of the most.

Religion. Not all religions, particuallry Christianity.

Whenever it be on the forums, or in a movie. People just bash on Christianity like none other. Take Messed up Bible stories for example. I find no humor in that whatsoever. It's basically some failed attept to mock the Bible in some funny way. Way to fail Ebolasworld.

What I want to ask is why only make fun of Christianity?

Now it's not cool to bash on any religion, but there is hardly any forums or movies ripping on say Muslims or Budddists. Is it because people are afraid of the Tailiban? Take South Park for example. It made fun of Jesus 5 times, and when it made fun of Muhammad once, the company cowers in fear due to a stupid threat letter.

Feel free to post your thoughts on this, but take this seriously. I'm not trying to be some religious nut. So don't be a Jerk and call me a religious fag. It's not cool. Be straightforward and honest, not an idiot.

At 4/23/10 11:19 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Jurassic Park.

I like your taste of Michael Crighton books

May I suggest The Lost World or Andromeda Strain?

At 4/23/10 02:38 PM, Bumblecock wrote: I have nothing to do right now, legs too sore to really run and just got done with my other exercises. So does anyone know any books that are classics (like the iliad, odyssey, 1984, other such things) that everyone should read at least once?

Big Brother is watching you.

Kudos to however figures out what book that is from.

At 4/18/10 01:11 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Hello you are very pretty?

You need your ass kicked.

I would've said you and me bitch but I was in a grocery store full of people

At 4/18/10 02:22 AM, sixflab wrote: Obviously you don't have much experience with picking people up or you just aren't that attractive. I have this odd way of coming home from work with at least one phone number from a guy/girl every week.

my money is on the fact that she was playing hard to get.

At 4/18/10 12:05 AM, Danavers wrote: It's probably because you and your friend are terribly ugly.

Cool

At 4/17/10 11:32 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 4/17/10 11:23 PM, Comicwriter12 wrote: I say hello your very pretty.

Yeah, you packed that shit on real sweet-like.

The only way you could be less subtle is if you said "Fuck me"

I would have if I wasn't in a grocery store full of people

At 4/17/10 11:26 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Protip: Don't ask your friend "Which one'll you have?" when you're standing right behind them.

Derp

I made sure I said it quietly, but still it was bad planning on my part.

At 4/17/10 11:27 PM, walterwagner wrote: just stop Trollin Trollin Trollin Listen to this and read my lyrics

How am I trolling? I'm making a point that I had quite the time trying to get a chick's phone number!

So my friend and I are standing in line at VONS, and these 2 EXETREMELY hot girls (15) are standing in front of us. I ask my friend which one does he want. He says he'll take the one on the right. She walks away, and he goes to get her phone number.

I'm standing in line right behind the other girl and she looks behind and sees me, and says what. I say hello your very pretty. She then calls me pervert and walks away.

I'm standing there baffled when my friend walks up. He has this HUGE red hand print on the side of face, and is wincing. I ask him what the heck happened, and he says,"You don't want to know."

Thoughts anyone?

I can't tell you how much I hate Gay marrage. It's stupid wrong and the work of Satan. Being a Christian myself I find Gays and Lesbians deserve to burn up in Hell because they disrespect God's creation.

Nonononono! What I mean is that Nintendo is going overboard with Pokemon! I mean what the heck is a Pokemon walker? Before you know it People will be trying to breed Pokemon for REAL!

My fav Pokemon game was probably Crystal, because that was the first Pokemon game I ever had. It was an epic game. Everything was cool. Now they remade Gold and Silver making them shitty. Cmon a Pokemon walker? WTF!

At 4/5/10 04:13 PM, gapern wrote: 4. 5 is coming soon.

4.5?

The generations I know are:

Red Blue Yellow
Gold Silver Crystal (Best one)
Ruby Saffire Emerald
Diamond Platinum Peral
HeartGold SoulSilver

How many generations of Pokemon are there?

See the problem with Pokemon is the name. It was alright in the beginning, you know Red, Blue, that kind of stuff. But now the names are stupid. SOULSILVER!!!!! Come on! They might as well make a game called BRONZERAINBOW or LIVERPINK.

Lately there's been alot of posts about the topic Pokemon. Since the 2 new games came out all the Pokemon Fans have come out from no where. Now don't get me wrong I used to be a Fan of Pokemon back in the days of Red Blue and Yellow. I don't know it seems to be funny to me that of all times, Pokemon has become popular all of the sudden.

What are your thoughts?

Every single one of the Grudge Movies. From Juon-The Grudge 1-3 to the American Grudge 1-4 every single one gives me nightmares.

Mario. You can't go wrong with a badass classic.
My second choice would be Norman Jaden from Heavy Rain. Cmon how can you not think he's awesome

At 3/13/10 02:11 PM, Monocrom wrote:

At 3/13/10 02:06 PM, MC25 wrote:

Ah yes, when you can't make a good arguement supporting your point of view; insult the person disagreeing with you.

Sorry Junior, but I know about that cheap trick. Doesn't work on me. Nice try though. :)

You sir, are cool.

At 3/13/10 01:56 PM, MC25 wrote:

At 3/13/10 01:26 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: "a policy banning same-sex prom dates because it said it violated students' rights"

What rights? The "rights" to not have to look at two people who love each other, who just happen to be of the same sex? Fucking idiots.

I hope these girls win the lawsuit.

I agree with you man... but is it a christian school, or some type of religious school? do they at least have an excuse to hide behind for being bigots?

Okay this forum pisses me off because most of you think it's okay to lesbian/gay. It's not okay. God did not design us to be gay or lesbian. Yeah, I'm Christian so what? Personally I'm glad the school decided to cancel the prom, because 1. she decided to be a douche and bring another girl and not a guy for one night just so she could express herself. Here's an idea. Don't go!, 2 she got all snobby. She deserves to lose the lawsuit. What she tried to do was totally uncalled for and stupid.

Today my neighbor was in a very good mood today so I asked him what was up. Here's how the conversation went:

Me: What's up Danny?

Danny: I had the talk.

Me: What talk?

Danny: You know, the talk!

Me: What talk.

Danny: The one about boners.

Then I realized he meant puberty. I thought it was odd that he was excited about boners. So I continued the conversation.

Me: Oh! You mean puberty! Well what did you learn?

Danny: Well I learned about how I get boners every day when I think about boobs. Also, my mom told me that when I play with my wiener, I'm just bored. Oh, and that it's okay to be lesbian/gay. Mom said I was gay.

At that point My thoughts were what does this guy get taught at Home? I then quickly left. Realizing that if I didn't leave, this guy would try to suck my cock. Thank God he's only 10.

At 3/13/10 01:04 AM, ChillAsIce wrote: there are different time zones. it's 10 PM in California, and wherever you are, if you live on the east coast, 1 AM is not hard to stay up after.

Yeah. It's 10 where I am. Which is California!

At 3/13/10 12:52 AM, Comicwriter12 wrote:

At 3/13/10 12:48 AM, FireWOLF109 wrote:

At 3/13/10 12:42 AM, Comicwriter12 wrote:

At 3/13/10 12:30 AM, FireWOLF109 wrote:

Yeah. The only problem is that people rag on me by saying comic writing is for faties. These days the cool thing is Modern Warfare 2.

I guess it can't be helped.

At 3/13/10 12:48 AM, FireWOLF109 wrote:

At 3/13/10 12:42 AM, Comicwriter12 wrote:

At 3/13/10 12:30 AM, FireWOLF109 wrote:

Tough Luck. Well glad it worked out in the end. See Comicwriter just sounds so cool. 12 is my favorite number so it came to me.

tell me about it... its actually rare for an event like that to happen, so i'm just glad that i was friends with nightwolf (and it was a wolf clan)

Yeah. The only problem is that people rag on me by saying comic writing is for faties. These days the cool thing is Modern Warfare 2.

At 3/13/10 12:30 AM, FireWOLF109 wrote: on this one online game, i got in a fight with the clan maker's girlfriend and she banned me from it BUT fotunetly i was friends with the clan's creator(and if you were wondering who he is, its NightWOLF), so he came up with an idea to sneak me back in by telling me to make another account with this username (and i mean FireWOLF109) so that his girl wouldnt reconize me (oh, and the reason why the fight started was because she thought i was hogging all of his attention since we were friends)

Tough Luck. Well glad it worked out in the end. See Comicwriter just sounds so cool. 12 is my favorite number so it came to me.

As the name tells, I love to write comics. I've been writing comics for about 7 years now. My first comic was when I was 7. I was watching Popeye when the newspaper came in. I was fascinated with Popeye, and I did enjoy the comics. The next day a couple of my friends were making a comic about turkey legs taking over the world. They asked me if I wanted to join

That's when it all began...

What's your story?

At 3/12/10 08:58 PM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote:

At 3/12/10 08:37 PM, Comicwriter12 wrote:

At 3/12/10 08:35 PM, Oliver wrote: Too bad the game itself sucked.

Yeah. The game itself was awful.

Bullshit. I had a damn fun time playing this game. Once you unlock all of the parts, the amount of things you can build is only limited to your imagination. Most people said that it sucked because it wasn't platform style like the first two games, which is stupid because it wasn't supposed to be anyway.

You may be right. But still I grew up with the classics. So when the 3rd game came out, I expected it to be like its previous games.

At 3/12/10 08:35 PM, Oliver wrote: Too bad the game itself sucked.

Yeah. The game itself was awful. But one thing I hated the most was having the old school moves replaced with a wrench.

For some reason I found THIS song to be really epic.

I thought it was good because it really captured what the game was like back 10 years while still being an awesome remix of the original game/song.

What do you guys think?

(Make sure to listen to it at 480p for the full effect.)