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I've had so many of these, it's absurd. Here's one of my favorites...

I was in a hotel room, flipping through the TV channels, when I suddenly got the idea to phone the people staying in the other room...

A few seconds later, they phoned us... which was weird enough...

But then, they phoned, to say they were staying in room 133... and... just as they were saying that, I had flipped all the way from the first channel... to channel.... 133....

I could go on and on with 100s of odd coincidences... There is definitely something to it.

I forget the name of it... but there was actually a book, written by a renowned quantum physicist, where he did scientific tests, and was able to statistically prove that coincidences are more than just coincidences.... He thinks that there is something going on on a "quantum level", which is causing this.... Very cool stuff indeed.

Yes. Great idea. I said years ago that NG should do this.

I tried to republish a game and it says:

ERROR âEU" The file you're attempting to upload is identical to one that's already been submitted. (ID: 582925)

So... that seems to be a glitch there.

Actually, on second thought, I'm voting Square. I was hypnotised by SJD's shouting for a while, but on second listen, Square has better punchlines.

I think the beat itself actually did well at conveying the "final battle" nature of it...

I do agree that the verses weren't quite there. Perhaps if they had made it 4 verses each, or at least 3... That would have made it stand out from the other battles.

Anyway, I think Square went on the defensive too much, responding to SJD's disses too much, instead of inventing his own. He did invent many of his own, but it seemed like it was responding too much.

Anyway, good battles all round this year. I'm voting SJD, and no, he didn't pay me to write this, lol...

Alright, we finally got the final I was waiting for. Let's roll, faggots.

AllHipHop.com is releasing a mixtape in July this year, featuring only new artists..

They're going to be passing out 10,000 copies at various summer events.....

Details are here

http://allhiphop.com/allhiphop-com-and-you-can-fly-holdings-
present-2012-mixtape/

If anyone here thinks they're up for it, the page I just linked shows you where to send in your stuff, for the chance for it to be featured on the mixtape.

lol... Which song got him laid?

Also, this guy sounds like Milkdud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFRM59rHhqQ

Justin Bieber just got raped

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I7v4tx7zKw

Canibus really pisses me off with his useless esoteric ramblings, but he is definitely a boss when it comes to rap. This will be one of the hottest battles in years. Absolutely no doubt about it.

We're getting ever closer to the final I want to see... SJD vs Scuare..... I want to see these motherfuckers go at it.

I think all these voting issues could be fixed if there was one judge who judges the whole thing.

But then... someone would claim that he was "paid off" or "biased from the beginning"....

I still think, though... having one judge would sort the issue of alternative accounts, or perhaps a panel of 4 judges, like the X Factor (lol)

At 5/27/12 12:52 AM, SenatorJohnDean wrote: This one's a little poppier cuz it's old school SJD. Whatever. I'm still hardcore.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/487502

I like the song, but there's one issue.... in every song I've heard of yours, you sound different.... like, a different voice, a different style of music etc.

You probably know this, but I would certainly try and sound consistent across songs.

You have almost zero chance of getting any decent job without a college degree.

GO TO COLLEGE

At 5/20/12 06:04 PM, jpbear wrote: I love how yall manage to turn a competition into a fucking soap opera.

N***a what the fuck you think a rap battle is?

I was seriously going to vote for Gasmasq against Senator, but his 2nd verse was so fucking weak it's unbelievable.

His first line

"You put out a negative image for these kids to be influenced
Dishonest with your listeners, catering to mainstream interest"

Just awful. I think Senator was a little bit too adventurous with the fast flow, but Gasmasq simply wasn't making any fucking sense.

I voted for suddle because he sounds like Tyler The Creator.

Don't hate on my opinion!!

I really think people are over-estimating the value of the insults in this thread....

I went into the battle disregarding everything I've read in this thread, and just judged the damn verses on their merit.

Both rappers had a few dodgy moments, where it didn't work, or they flubbed their line. I was originally actually going to vote Gasmasq, but after 3 listens, I went for SJD, because I thought his flow and lyrics were more inventive.

Senator using a totally different style than usual. All types of funky shit going on in this battle...

I have no idea who to pick here.... Needs some more listens.

At this point, everyone is accusing everyone of lying. Just post the motherfucking battle.

As a passer byer, I will confirm what Kill Bill is saying....

I don't judge battles on audio quality or anything like that. Whoever is the most entertaining wins, for me. The lyrics don't even have to be that great. It's flow, punchlines and entertainment for me. Unless your mic sounds like complete shit, then I don't care.

At 5/14/12 06:38 PM, JakobePaulobe wrote: If another battle isn't posted soon, I may just die. No joke, I feel deprived.

You could always watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO2hwPp-NSA

So when the fuck are more round 3 battles coming? I don't even know the rules to this shit...

swag

At 5/12/12 10:21 AM, nopalitos wrote: Didn't Soujaboy used to post flashes and stuff here? Somebody should have invited him, maybe crush him under the wheels of the dud train!

Soulja Boy still posts on here occasionally... as recently as 2012...

I'll message him about the hip-hop competition, to see what he thinks.

MilkDud should do a cover of this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTJVlJ25S8c

At 5/11/12 01:39 PM, MilkDudisaBEAST wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/485194

Clearly, we need MilkDud vs tvJohnny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1JJkMD1hE4

The big collab should sound like this lol

Frankly, I wanna see Scuare vs the Senator...that would be badass... I'm not even sure who would win.... Scuare has a really good rapper voice.

Clearly, OP doesn't know what the word "exploitation" means....

If you don't want $50, don't send your damn article...

Exploitation would mean forcing you to do something.....

Instead of writing that stupid letter, and your stupid post, you should have done a dictionary search for "exploitation"...

At 5/9/12 09:44 PM, RampantMusik wrote:

At 5/9/12 09:41 PM, CogSpin wrote: Best verse TVJohnny ever did was... the one where he just talked over the beat. Funny as fuck.

Thank you for pointing out the obvious.

I dunno... His hype track wasn't bad, either.

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  Tv Johnny Hype Track by tvJohnny

  I'M TV JOHNNY

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  Hip Hop - Modern

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