At 11/17/08 02:22 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 11/17/08 02:20 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Damnit, this thread is too hard: bails out.

bah, I was expecting more or you.

Also, Bad Religion by Bad Religion on they untitled first EP...

So Yeah.

Does The Real Slim Shady by Slim Shady on the Slim Shady LP count?

No it doesn't because it is on the the Marshall Mathers LP, not the Slim Shady LP.

People have told me that I have an incredible memory, but imo it is to selective to be of any practical use.

Go to America. Right now. Stay until the 23rd at least.

If you get my reference, well done.

At 11/9/08 11:38 AM, ChurroNG wrote:

At 11/7/08 09:30 PM, The-Laugher-Of-Lor wrote: Put cinder-blocks on it, then throw into a deep body of water.

Seconded.

Or, go to the cemetary at night, dig up someone else's coffin, and drop your victim in with them.

That's if you couldn't actually destroy it.

Oh, hang on, someone else already thought of that. Sorry.

At 11/7/08 09:30 PM, The-Laugher-Of-Lor wrote: Put cinder-blocks on it, then throw into a deep body of water.

Seconded.

Or, go to the cemetary at night, dig up someone else's coffin, and drop your victim in with them.

That's if you couldn't actually destroy it.

At 11/9/08 04:08 AM, RedStripedd wrote:

At 11/9/08 04:03 AM, ChurroNG wrote: What's your favourite rock ballad? Give reasons if possible.

I personally like "Ten Years Gone" and "The Rain Song" by Led Zeppelin, as well as "November Rain" by Guns N' Roses, and "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" by Aerosmith.

I agree, November Rain is a classic. Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd is probably my favourite though.

On yeah, forgot Freebird, that's great as well. Wouldn't say it's my favourite, but it's definitely up there.

First non-level 4 to post here, just thought I'd point that out :)

What's your favourite rock ballad? Give reasons if possible.

I personally like "Ten Years Gone" and "The Rain Song" by Led Zeppelin, as well as "November Rain" by Guns N' Roses, and "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" by Aerosmith.

Achilles last stand by Led Zeppelin (Jimmy Page is their guitarist). It's BETTER than Stairway to Heaven.

But Page has also done over great solos, such as Heartbreaker, Since I've been loving you, Ten years gone, Black dog, and many more.

Of course, Child in time by Deep Purple (Ritchie Blackmore) has a fantastic solo, as does Sweet child of mine by Guns N' Roses (Slash). Both of these two have done more brilliant solos. If you're into Hard Rock/Heavy Metal, look them up.

At 10/30/08 06:50 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: I fucking hate Russel Brand. He's another Metrosexual Butt-pirate who's using the queer as folk image to gain popularity and appealing to the masses of brain-dead idiots with his psuedo-sexual gay man humour.

He should die.

Seconded.

I don't find anything about him funny. The Andrew Sachs case was classic Russell Brand, trying to get laughs by saying sexual things.

That's not clever. Just fucking obscene.

At 10/30/08 05:33 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: MICROWAVES!!

Microwave radiation has a heating effect. Global warming has been in the news recently. That can only mean one thing...

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our culprit.

At 10/30/08 02:03 PM, SKS wrote: I have to report to jail November first for 4 months, so I'll miss ya. Will be for sure back here when I get out. Have fun.

Goodbye mate. And remember, "bide your time, keep your nose clean, and don't let the bastards grind you down".

WHAT the HELL is going on today??

At 10/30/08 05:54 PM, ChurroNG wrote: hopefully heads will roll within the BBC itself

Shit, Radio 2 guy was sacked. Sorry. But that's good news anyway.

At 10/30/08 03:30 PM, sickstick wrote: OK, so recently my mate's been pissing me off like mad, he's beem using my email address to sign me up to fucking Adventure Quest. I thought of doing it back to him, but he never reads his emails. What can I do to really annoy him. But bare in mind, he's not easily annoyed, hit me with your ideas.

Thanks!

Change your e-mail, or would that be more trouble than its worth? If so, I would suggest that you do the same back. Even though he never reads his e-mail, if one day he were to, the sight of all those comfirmations from websites that you tried to sign him up to would be quite a shock.

Do you know his mobile number? If you do, there are many ways to use that. Go out with a girl, any girl, and give her his number. Tell her to call back. That'd piss him off, I'm sure.

At 10/29/08 04:46 PM, alfredy95 wrote: I hate Big Brother!

So do I. Why anyone would want to watch that crap is beyond me. If there are any Big Brother fans on NG, I would like to know: what exactly is its appeal?

As far as I know, Gordon Brown didn't tell Russell Brand to resign. And David Cameron was more concerned about the fact that the show went on air. Now Brand has left and Ross has earned a three month suspension, hopefully heads will roll within the BBC itself. The show never should have been broadcast, and I think that the editor/s who let it out should lose their jobs.

I think that two things that should be made clear are:
1)The fact that it is so easy for people like Ross & Brand to bully people like Sachs, i.e. the older generation (if anyone can explain to me why Ross & Brand did what they did, I'd like to hear them).
2)The fact that it took so long for the BBC to listen to public opinion. It is no longer concerned about "giving the public what they want".

At 10/29/08 04:16 PM, joabos wrote: Andrew Sacks. Well of course.

see what i did there?

What a coincidence, I just told my family that the BBC should have "Andrew Sacked" Ross & Brand. Crap joke, but anyway...

As much as I hate Russell Brand, I reckon that if Jonathan Ross doesn't resign, the fact that he did makes him the better man (in this case). But I'm still pissed off about what they did, and about the way in which Russell Brand apologised (admitting that what you did was funny means that your apology is not genuine).

Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream
I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been
To sit with elders of the gentle race, this world has seldom seen
They talk of days for which they sit and wait, all will be revealed

Talk and song from tongues of lilting grace, sounds caress my ear
But not a word I heard could I relay, the story was quite clear
Ohh

Oh, oh
Oh, oh

Oooh, baby I've been Flying... Mama, there ain't no denyin'
Oooh yeah, I've been Flying, Mama ain't no denyin', no denyin'

All I see turns to brown, as the sun burns the ground
And my eyes fill with sand, as I scan this wasted land
Trying to find, trying to find where I've been.

Oh, pilot of the storm that leaves no trace, like thoughts inside a dream
You've the map that led me to that place, yellow desert stream
My Shangri-La beneath the summer moon, I will return again
Sure as the dust that blows high in June, when moving through Kashmir.

Oh, father of the four winds, fill my sails, across the sea of years
With no provision but an open face, along the straits of fear
ohh

When I'm on, when I'm on my way, yeah
When I see, when I see the way they stay, yeah

Ooh, yeah-yeah, ooh, yeah-yeah, when I'm down...
Ooh, yeah-yeah, ooh, yeah-yeah, well I'm down, so down
Ooh, my baby, oooh, my baby, let me take you there

Let me take you there
Let me take you there

(Kashmir by Led Zeppelin)

At 10/29/08 03:24 PM, intosmithereens wrote:

At 10/29/08 02:06 PM, Slidy wrote: I don't get it.

Considering you're English, I hope you're joking, it's all over the news.

For those who don't know:

Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand put messages on radio broadcast to Andrew Sachs' answering machine saying that Russell Brand slept with his grandaughter.

There I ruined it. >: )

Fixed;)

Glad to see that the Jonathan Ross was suspended. Russell Brand is a cunt and I wish that the BBC had sacked him before he quit.

McFoofa is his own father. I blame him for giving birth to such an evil son.

Remember a week or so ago, when ngfiles was down? That was McFoofas fault as well.

McFoofa also caused Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand to make obscene phone calls to Andrew Sachs, which got them suspended from the BBC.

Longest:Dazed and Confused (Live, remastered version of The Song Remains the Same)-Led Zeppelin-29:30
Shortest-One of my skits probably, not sure.

So Funk, it has become apparent that you yourself don't actually care for anyone.

But when someone commits suicide, they are not the only person who suffers. Everyone close to them suffers as well. So this is a good thing, some sort of catharsis perhaps?

Why are we here in the first place? There are all sorts of theories, but no one knows for sure. I am personally a Christian, but everyone has there own beliefs. Whatever. We have this life, so lets each and every one of us go and make the most of it.

As for you Funk, there is no evidence that suicide is beneficial to a persons well-being, so can you not just live and let live?

Some people who would, perhaps otherwise enjoy life, could read this thread and commit suicide. I am not exaggerating here, this sort of thing has happened.

Topics that encourage suicide should be banned.

Oh, and by the way, the reason why I am posting is because I am hoping that the very same theoretical kids who I have just mentioned could perhaps read my post. To those kids, or indeed anyone who is contemplating suicide, DON'T DO IT.

Of course, it's your own choice, but I should go with Callie.
Nice poem.

You scare the shit out of me.

Some people actually can, by the way.

No, I don't think I would have sex with her.

And also, I do agree with what you're saying. But originality on Newgrounds is rarer than a black member of the KKK, so it's unlikely that people will stop doing these threads unless they become a bannable offence.

At 7/17/08 03:00 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote:

At 7/17/08 02:59 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: No one is forcing you to watch his movies. If you don't like the flash, just X out of it.

Exactly. So shut the fuck up.

Seconded.

And also, why do so many threads have non-specific titles, like this one? Yes, the title does have something to do with the thread, but it is so general, that it tells one precisely fuck all to do with what the thread is about?

JOSEF FRITZL (that Austrian who was having sex with his daughter while keeping her locked up),
PETER SUTCLIFFE (the Yorkshire ripper),
JACK THE RIPPER,
LEE HARVEY OSWALD,
PAPA DOC DUVALIER (former dictator of Haiti),
ROBERT MUGABE,
REG CHRISTIE (the murderer at 10 Rillington Place),
JUDAS ISCARIOT (he betrayed Jesus),
SADDAM HUSSEIN,
and a lot more. Caps 'cause it makes them look EVIL, and adds to the suspense.

I would sell this account for, well, certainly nothing under £35, or however much that would be in euros.
Depending on the mood I'm in, and how much I was using NG at the time, it could be considerably more, though.

At 7/17/08 02:21 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 7/17/08 02:14 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote:

I hate to say it but yes that gets old just like Chuck norris jokes and photoshop threads that are unoriginal

and yet you keep clicking on the topic even though you know what it's going to be about. "HURR HURR MAYBE IF I CLICK ON IT IT'LL BE ABOUT SOMETHING ONLY I WILL FIND SATISFACTORY! OH TEH NOES IMAS AGNRY NOW IM GONNA POST ABOUT STUFF AND WHINE SOME STUFF!"

Calm down, he's only trying to tell you that you should try to do less of this sort of thread in future.