At 12/25/07 02:04 AM, SamuraiBlaster wrote: Wow. You certainly delivered on that one. Can't wait to see what you get us for our birthdays.

Probably another video. They've got a ton of those on YouTube--at least thirty.

And a very Merry Christmas to everyone!

I saw this video on YouTube, and felt that I had to share it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oHc0gflI 1k

Consider it my lame half-ass gift to you.

At 12/5/07 09:34 PM, DemonCole wrote: What is everyones goriest movies?

Mine are:
1. Faces of Death
2. Flowers of Flesh and Blood
3. Braindead
4. Cannibal Holocaust
5. Mermaid in a Manhole
6. Devil's Experiment
7. Autopsy
8. Men Behind the Sun The Nanking Massacre
9. Art of the Devil 2
10. Haute Tension
11. Eaten Alive
12. Saw 4
13. Dark Ride
14. Unrest
15. Ichi the Killer
runner ups: Black Christmas, Jenifer, Africa Adio, and Imprint

There's a little French film called Irreversible. It's not the goriest movie of all time, but the scenes that are in it are pretty realistic and very graphic. BTW, Saw III was probably the most violent Saw movie IMO.

Enlighten yourself to TOOL.

Other bands (These may seem old school):
Crossbreed
Rammstein
Korn (their eponymous first album at least)
Static-X
Spineshank
Snot
Nothingface
A Perfect Circle (not eMotive)
Glassjaw
Dredg
In Flames
NIN
Rage Against the Machine
Team Sleep (if you like Deftones, you might like them)
Turmion Katilot
Switched

No, the worst thing about straight porn is the severe deficiency of gay sex. I'm like sitting there watching this guy fuck some chick, and I'm all like come on get to the fuckin gay shit already, fuck!

At 3/2/07 12:37 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: What do you do to regain lost width and length, when your penis (along with the rest of you) shrinks after weeks of malnutrition in the loony bin? I'm already regaining lost pounds, but my penus has appeared to have shrunken. :( It makes me sad.

Dude, that's impossible! There's no such thing as negative space.

At 2/23/07 04:57 AM, physco-pickle wrote: Check out this guy's gallery.
Its the funniest thing ive seen this month.

What did you see last month that was funnier?

At 2/23/07 04:42 AM, Dead-Teddy wrote: I mean, think of it this way, you lay to rest, fall asleep and in what seems like a second you wake up hours later.

Thoughts?

It's like time travelling in the same way passively existing is seeing how time passes at a constant speed (barring any temporal distortions) whether you're aware of it or not.

At 2/23/07 02:48 AM, 4554551N wrote: OK, so i have something wrong with me ????
the symptoms, i shake, speech muckups,
and get very anxious allot,
i was hoping newgrounds could help me diagnose this problem,
PLEASE help......
( i know, i am asking NG for help )

HELP

Hmm, in my very professional medical opinion, you're just a geek. Visiting Newgrounds and posting in these forums is actually a sympthom as well.

I would suggest you sell whatever video game system you're currently spending all of your time hudled over and attempt to become a well rounded person.

I've got a terrible song stuck in my head... Well, it's not so much a song as much as it is a brain tumor :(

Al Gore would suck as Captain Planet.

It should be Ted Turner. After all, He came up with the original idea!!! (see Captain Planet end credits if you don't get that joke).

We had a letter grading system at my high school... we were somewhat maverick.

At 2/23/07 04:06 AM, JediKiller1 wrote: I was just making a bag off popcorn when my microwave started to say stuff like "booooo" and "wooooo" ZOMG my microwave is haunted!

Sounds like your microwave may actually be a bipolar audience.

No it isn't, according to the Oxford Dictionary it's "tattarrattat". If you don't want to go by Oxford than it's "detartrated".

Really? I was under the impression that those weren't really words.

Both cats and dogs lick their assholes, but cats have those coarse sandpaper-like tongues--fucking perverts.

At 2/23/07 04:41 AM, Craven-Dick wrote: We had a new canadian teacher and he showed us a 40 minute video or how 9/11 was a conspiracy by the american goverment to gain popularity for invading iraq and i was thinking is this guy allowed to do this? and in the end the whole class belived him and i just think it was stupid.

He can do it, but he deserves an ample about of scrutiny for introducing crackpot fucking theories like that especially if he introduced it as fact. If he didn't allow debate or present alternate theories and he doesn't have tenure, (my opinion) his employment should be brought into question. Also, what the fuck were you doing talking about 9/11 in a Geography class?

At 2/22/07 02:00 AM, fli wrote: Japanese has no ass...
Fit your demographic, man...

Find some ghetto boot.

Yeah, seriously. Looking for a Japanese girl with a big ass is about as fruitless as looking for a Japanese girl with a big rack.

At 2/23/07 05:00 AM, JediKiller1 wrote:

At 2/23/07 04:57 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: Carebearstare is the longest English word typed with just the left hand.

Not really because b can be typed by either hand. Usually the dominant hand.

He meant by conventional means of typing (keeping your four left fingers docked on the a, s, d, and f keys--left from pinky to index finger respectively--when not in use). I thought that was evident in the post, but apparently it wasn't.

Now, getting this thread back on track.

Geeky fact:
racecar is the English language's longest single-word palindrome (word spelled the same forward as it is backwards).

At 2/22/07 12:35 PM, Schorrymorry wrote: Emos and Limp Bizkit fans.

Limp Bizkit fans still exist?! You're fucking kidding me!

A big pile of lumber. Hilarious.

I remember this commercial.

At 12/4/06 09:23 PM, Lil-Jimmy wrote:

At 12/4/06 09:23 PM, Chupalo wrote: Um, what?

I think his flash got blammed...?

Ah, yeah, he can barely put together a sentence, so I could see how he would have trouble with a flash.

Um, what?

What ever happened to the ghetto fabulous NG T-shirts ?

I never understood why people would wait out for hours on end for the first batch of systems to hit the US. They're expensive and most of the bugs haven't been worked out yet.

You might as well wait until the price goes down and they've perfected the hardware... or until they have a few more games.

None really stick out to me at the moment, but I'm sure you could find at least a few amusing ones here.

Can you believe this whole Monica Lewinski scandal?! Can you believe it?! A president lying! I'm sure we'll have a 100% honest president after Clinton. He won't lie to get us into a losing war or anything :)

Ah, I look forward to that day.

The last one with a dick wasn't nearly graphic enough.

Perhaps it's because these dealers are stupid that they don't know shit.

Do you really want pics of an unflushed ghost log?