I used to mod this one joint. Then I stepped down and acquired women. Nothing gets them hot like a man who no longer wants to do his job.

At 11/11/09 10:13 PM, Cybersief wrote: Maybe when you get your own house and start a family, you could replace those posers with pictures, but, other than that.

That reminds me: my gf's dad (who's in his 60s) has a poster of a naked Marilyn Monroe. He has great pride in it too.

I remember the Sega Genesis game for the Berenstain Bears. I'd always play it with my sister.

I wouldn't call them childish, but they're also not standard decor for adults.

At 11/9/09 08:50 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: Actually the amount of mercury in the shot is relatively equivalent the amount you ingest when you eat a piece of fish. So, no it won't kill you, and yes you should get it if you can.

Don't take too much of it though or you'll be MAD AS A HATTER.

At 11/9/09 09:06 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: I have a bad habit of browsing /v/, I'm sorry newgrounds.

Implying we give a damn.

At 11/8/09 01:52 PM, MonkeyV wrote: I don't really have a choice in the matter.

Did your girlfriend make you see it or something?

At 11/8/09 02:04 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote: It seems like something that could be made into an episode of The Twilight Zone. It's such a simple, yet ridiculous concept for a movie and I don't think it will be any good.

My thoughts exactly man. The premise seems way too weak to span two hours.

At 11/8/09 09:17 PM, MonkeyV wrote: The trailer doesn't begin to cover what the movie is actually about. It's really great and I heartily recommend it.

What's the movie about then? If it's good I may see it.

At 11/8/09 06:26 PM, killerrob wrote: But.....

That's a lie.

Fuck yeah I'm going to school on November 10, can't fucking wait to learn about blueberries.

At 11/8/09 09:48 PM, Kwing wrote: Fascinating. There's been tons of reports on how the flu shots are more dangerous than the flu itself, but I guess this confirms it. Pretty interesting how the neurological pathways are, though.

I'd say the odds of dying from the flu (however low they may be) are still higher than this side effect of the vaccine. This has been the only case drawn to public attention that I've seen--granted she is a pretty girl, so of course she'll get air time.

There have been a significant number of deaths caused by the flu, and this side effect, while detestable, is supposedly treatable. Unlike death, I think.

At 11/8/09 09:09 PM, Bacchanalian wrote:

At 11/8/09 09:06 PM, formulario wrote: wow you cant even trust medicine anymore

Sarcastic right?

Do people really lack this much of a sense of scale?

d00d, you really can't trust anything these days.

It was on? I didn't bother watching because there wasn't a new episode of The Simpsons, so I figured neither show would be airing.

Is the image from an actual movie?

At 11/5/09 06:01 PM, ngman7 wrote: IS Sessler gay?

I think there may be reason for suspicion.

At 11/3/09 07:31 PM, Rallard wrote: Actually, all of G4 sucks, save for Cops, Cheaters, and Ninja Warrior.

Ah yeah, the shows that have nothing to do with the network's supposed gaming theme (last I knew of, at least).

I too started watching X-Play in 2004, near the terminal of TechTV. It was one of my favorite shows back then, and I thought the humor was spot on. Then again, I was also 14 at the time, so maybe it wouldn't meet up with my standards for a quality show today.

I don't watch X-Play anymore with the exception of individual reviews posted on Hulu that pique my interest.

At 11/4/09 04:28 PM, Kiryuku wrote: Not sure about this one, but my Dad says I might actualy be related to her. That means I'm related to Abriham Lincoln by marrige bitches. Beat that.

I'm related to Abraham Lincoln, so we must be distant cousins haha.

Maybe if the corpse was carrying a crowbar.

At 11/2/09 10:56 PM, puddinN64 wrote: You don't think that DLC and Digital distribution is going to slowly kill off these brick and mortar shops?

Plenty of people will still want hard copies, hence why CDs are still popular. Digital distribution isn't that big from what I can tell.

That's pretty mint for a first car man, kudos.

My first car was a 1998 Pontiac Grand Am SE. It can't seem to go a length of time without a couple of problems popping up, but it hasn't ultimately failed me yet. It has heating and braking problems every so often. I've had it for about three and a half years now.

This started happening to me recently for seemingly no reason. Luckily my dorm has no urinals, so I'm forced to the stalls anyway.

Also, double stage fright would really suck.

I take it you're new to the vidya.

Show her this thread, she'll have a laugh. Just make sure to skip over this post so she doesn't know you borrowed that idea too.

Jazz Hero and it's dead.

I saw a review on X-Play, and Sessler didn't care too much about it. I think he called it a bad version of Condemned. Looks all right to me, definitely worth a rental.

king-o-games1 was my first, changed it a couple of times after that, but then I stuck with Chumbawamba after about two years.

Not related to going out to town, but-

When I brush my teeth at night before I go to bed, I always use mouthwash as I'm going to the bathroom. Two birds in one stone, just like two chicks at the same time.

A new non-DLC GTA is definitely plausible. Vice City came out a year after GTA III, and it's been well over a year since GTA IV has been out.

At 10/28/09 04:29 AM, Omega-Epsilon wrote: However, the PS3 has the least failure rate, but is still coming last in the console race.

And what a race it is.

I really like how Newgrounds is becoming a center for all kinds of media now. Great direction!

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