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I don't get pimples anymore as I am an adult now.. but I do get canker sores every now and then.. and those imo are worse.. as they can take up to a WEEK to go away.

Pimples tend to be caused by stress, and since kids are under so much more of it and puberty and naturally more oil secreting and less BATHING.. they get more.

bathe and chillax you filthy plebs.

PLEBS!

At 8/29/14 01:05 AM, CiviLies wrote: Welp,

Even if it was just a stunt, the entire notion of add extra lanes/re-purposing pre-existing ones sounds like a hassle to begin with.

they've already done it for parking spaces for pregnant women beside handicapped parking..

At 8/29/14 12:11 AM, PyroGreg wrote: As far as women are concerned, the entire road is their lane. Self-entitled fucks.

rofl.,.. just make all the lanes one big female lane.

So what are gay men wired to do? We have no desire to protect women, so what's to stop US from destroying them?

Also I believe it is abundantly clear that womens role in reproduction is not a vitally needed one anymore - we have more people than we know what to do with.

...perhaps that is why gay people exist - natures attempt at population curbing :P

At 8/28/14 11:24 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 8/28/14 11:22 PM, Chronamut wrote: keeep advertising it

Let's not and say we did. I'd rather not have to lock my thread because it just turns into an advertisement for an irc chat.

I would tend to agree - esp. when it is being done so in an attempt to negatively portray it.

you rock SCTE3, and remember, you can always just remove posts :)

At 8/28/14 11:20 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: Because ALL women are vulnerable on the road and need special privileges.

yes all..

women need to check their privilege

At 8/28/14 11:20 PM, Cabbster wrote:

I do agree, I say we make some bot accounts that automatically agree with people, just to give the false impression that the forum is busier.

Like Chron's IRC room.

keeep advertising it

At 8/28/14 08:00 PM, NGPulp wrote:

At 8/28/14 05:00 PM, JellyTea wrote: Women don't really give a shit about equality.
They just want special treatment from everyone without having to live up to any expectations.

I second some parts of his statement, sorta.

it's ok to agree with something that people will hate you over :P

At 8/28/14 09:53 PM, Richard wrote:

No one cares about your shitty chat room, and no one asked you if you feel that they deserve the role of mod for this tiny, dwindling forum.

In other news, bahamut still negates basic hygiene.

that's nice dear.

also tell that to brentheman - he regs there ;)

At 8/28/14 02:23 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 8/28/14 02:21 PM, SwisherCovent wrote: Now all we need are some people to use it.

I say we make some bot accounts that automatically agree with people, just to give the false impression that the forum is busier.

Like Chron's IRC room.

lol there are no bot accounts in my room that agree with people - those are all actual people dear.

except for xyzzy.. but xyzzy responds however the fuck he wants.

At 8/28/14 06:34 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 8/28/14 06:26 PM, Scarface wrote: I'd bet anything that butch-looking women with short haircuts would get pulled over driving in those lanes as well

I suppose.

But maybe the police plate scanners will tell them if the car is registered to a woman.

Or maybe women would have to put a pink W sticker on their car just to drive in those lanes.

I wonder if women, specifially lesbians, would pull women over, I mean.. would male police cars be able to, or would women have to?

At 8/28/14 01:56 PM, Murray wrote: Shit son, you're one of us now. Glad to have you with us because I do actually think you'll be doing great around here. Hope you all give him your regards for his addition to the team to take great care of you all.

congrats - one of the few I feel actually deserve the role - always very kind and helpful :)

At 8/28/14 06:26 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 8/28/14 06:04 PM, Painbringer wrote: If this becomes a thing then men will cheat by dressing in drag.

I'd bet anything that butch-looking women with short haircuts would get pulled over driving in those lanes as well

that should be interesting.. they wouldn't have the hate towards men that they do now.. but would lesbians try to pick up chicks to let them get out of their tickets..?

At 8/28/14 06:04 PM, Painbringer wrote: If this becomes a thing then men will cheat by dressing in drag.

it does amuse me that as soon as men dress in drag they turn into horrible monstrous bitchy premadonnas.. do they really think all women are like that?

or maybe they are..

At 8/28/14 04:54 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 8/28/14 04:27 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 8/28/14 04:26 PM, Ejit wrote: Company in publicity stunt aimed at creating backlash from cognitively challenged internet demographic shocker

companies trolling feminists? Hmmmmm :P

Actually they're just going for a regular publicity stunt, because this kind of thing just gets under the skin of angry men who spread the news like wildfire. White van men in particular who believe they are the worlds best drivers, despite, as everyone should know by now, men do cause most accidents on the roads.

I do have to give you credit on this one.. that strategy definitely works in this regard.

what gets me however, is that women secretly all hate each other.. so what happens if you make lanes that only women can drive in, and they see women driving beside them, and they happen to be having a bad day?

b*tch has gotta go.

At 8/28/14 04:42 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Wow, how typical, an NG thread dissing female drivers...

the thread is about how feminism is stupid

feminism is stupid - woman overreacts, leading to more credance that feminism is indeed stupid.

thread validated.

At 8/28/14 04:27 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 8/28/14 04:26 PM, Ejit wrote: Company in publicity stunt aimed at creating backlash from cognitively challenged internet demographic shocker

companies trolling feminists? Hmmmmm :P

er.. anti-feminists I suppose.

At 8/28/14 04:26 PM, Ejit wrote: Company in publicity stunt aimed at creating backlash from cognitively challenged internet demographic shocker

companies trolling feminists? Hmmmmm :P

At 8/28/14 04:19 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: Ohhhh boy this is fembait.

Seriously though I would think the UK of all places would even think of being this stupid.

I expect more of you, Brits. This is something America would do.

yeah its kinda like throwing a baking soda ball into a vinegar volcano, and walking away..

I just.. I dunno.. its getting ridiculous.. its like some sorta reverse jim crowe movement.

http://www.newstalk.ie/Car-Insurer-proposes-creating-pink-women-only-driving-lanes

So this brings up a big issue.. why aren't they focusing on how to make roads safe in general? Why just women?

Why is it that women always fight for equal rights, and then turn around and state they are "clearly different" and thus need different rules?

They want to play golf, but they can't swing as hard so they have to be closer to the hole

They want to play sports but they generally aren't as strong as men so they have to play women only and adjust the rules

They want to drive like everyone else but are now claiming they don't drive the same, so they need bigger lanes away from men.

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So which is it women? Are you equal to men or are you different to men? Why do women always have to have special treatment, yet whine that they aren't treated equal? I get it, you want to be able to experience what men do, but have your own rules and whatnot. You have women only things, like bathrooms and whatnot, and I totally get that.

However, you are not equal to men. You are not on average as strong as men, nor are you on average as emotionally stable. I will state an example below to prove the latter statement before the mountain of hate comes:

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An experiment was done where a group of women and men were asked a question - their significant other was faced with 2 doors, one of which existed a tiger that would eat them, and behind the other someone you absolutely loathe that they would spend the rest of their lives with.

They asked them if they had to force their partner to choose one, which they would choose. The results were.. not so surprising. The men said they would choose the door with person they hated, as it is the other persons happiness that matters, not theirs.

EVERY SINGLE WOMAN in the group chose to force their man to open the door that had the tiger in it to eat them.

EVERY. SINGLE. WOMAN.

now this isn't to say that every woman will choose this in life, but it is a rather disturbing statistic - that if a woman cannot control a man, that they would rather harm them instead (if I can't make you happy then noone should be able to).

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so in short.. the act of feminism pisses me off, and so does this article, only because women are so obsessed with equality while still trying to give themselves an exemption from this rule.

also my pissed offedness at feminism has nothing to do with me being gay, and thus slightly mysogynist, and everything to do with it just being a retarded double standard.

Either admit that you're "different" and need special treatment, or keep fighting for ACTUAL equality. If you want equality we'll put you on football teams with other men - after all we have a nascar girl on a male team, and SHE does well.. right..?

..right..?

right.

tl:DR; the feminism argument is retarded.

At 8/24/14 08:54 PM, BrokenDeck wrote: @Chronamut

yeah it ain't that great, personally.

At 8/24/14 10:15 AM, Radaketor wrote: Is that a dead body?

no it's just Willam's foot.

betch, I don't think so.

so I was watching this video and froze it at the best time ever.. this pic just begs some manner of sassy line:

I will call it "I don't think so".

At 8/22/14 03:40 PM, Makakaov wrote: @Chronamut

I rose from the dead to become immortal captain morgan.

At 8/18/14 01:22 PM, Nickisabi wrote: Hold on,

Just me as I am now with a pair of knockers?

Or a hot female version of me with knockers?

as I said in my post - you get to choose - which will it be?

If you could have tits for a day, how would that day go? And would you choose full on supermodel oR more manwhore gf mans body with tits?

For me, if I have tits, I got the hair anyways.. I think I would just totally slut it up.. I'd run all over the place, jump up and down, show off those sweater puppies as much as possible, stick them in peoples faces.. just for the sheer entertainment of seeing peoples reactions.

oh and the hot meg walk - EVERYWHERE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6X541x4v0g

At 8/17/14 02:00 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 8/17/14 10:53 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 8/17/14 09:29 AM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 8/17/14 08:59 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Timmy is old news, it's all about @BrentheMan

Fixed it for you

This thread is now about Bren.

No, this thread is.

yeah amaranthus, go to that thread and leave the glory that is timmy alone.

If timmy is dead then this thread will now be to honour our fallen comrade as a shrine.

At 8/17/14 01:39 AM, Timmy wrote:

At 8/17/14 01:14 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I am afraid I have bad news. Timmy is dead. He told me in a PM.

Timmy is too awesome to die. His beard is immoral.

No. He died. He told me himself.

Misspelled "Immortal"

Anyway, how the heck can he talk to you if he's already dead?

He's dead. Trust me.

*devours his body in remorse like snake smithers with vampire mr. burns*

At 8/17/14 01:02 AM, TheMajormel wrote:

At 8/16/14 11:49 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 8/16/14 11:37 PM, freaksy101 wrote:

Your hair looks so smooth.

it iiiiiss :)

you?

totally :P