It has my name and a couple of numbers at the end.

"N****, Please."

"OUCH!!! Why does my ass hurt?"

Don't tell anybody about this...

"OH SHIT! Here comes the bad Guys!
There's only one guy that makes those assholes die!
He's Ninja Guy....
He's beggin' for a fight..." :D

Dinosaur-Fish! :)
(So I did'nt color it much. I rushed, god, go cry about it.)

"Dude, my ass is gigantic, sharp, and silver. Who are you gonna pretend I am,
Liza Binelli?"

"PEEKOBOO! I SEE JOO!" :D

Christian676:
"My fav number is 676!!!"

Well, I've done my research,
As it turns out, Harli's goin' out with Chandler, (One of my best friends)
Melissa moved back to New York,
And I just plain pussied out on DJ cause I don't wanna lose a nut! (She's really into that nut-kicking thing.)
I've been thinking and as it turns out, I think Marissa, (Not your girl Jimmy.) is into me.
Me and her were talking, She said,
"My boyfriend my be breaking up with me, cause I like another boy..."
I say,
"Is he in your class?"
She ses, "Yeah" unproudly.
I say,
"Is he kinda short with long blonde hair?"
She ses,
"I don't wanna give it away. I wanna keep it a secret."
And that was end of the chat,
Though she still laughs at almost every funny thing I do,
And she stares sometimes,
Though I did get lucky after school one day,
I was waiting with Jordan after school for mom to pick us up.
And this little kid was crying cause his mom did'nt get here after a long period of time.
And Harli and Baily were helping him.
After calling his mom Harli, Baily, and the little kid sat there waiting.
But, Harli's buttcrack was showing!!! AWESOME!!! That was the best view I got to see all day!!! :D
But, back on topic,
I knew Harli was'nt into the Nut-Kicking like DJ was and she was really nice! :)
But that was until I heard from Jordan that he asked her out but she kicked him in the Nuts and he lost a Nad!
He puked everywhere!!
That was a scary story, man!
I really don't know what the fuck to do.
And tomorrow, 5/30/2008 is the last day of school and I don't have the balls to ask, Marissa out!
What am I gonna do, dude!!!

...I..... Like R.L. Stine?

THAT DOG IS NOW FAMOUS!!! XD

Eeerm...
I am not with you.

OMG!
That is Just fucking Descusting!!!

ISS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

I LOVE MORTAL KOMBAT,
And you need to shut you're mouth.

Well, that was uncalled for.
I can Picture that now... *Vomiting*

:0 - What the Fuck is wrong with you, you crazy-ass Motherfucking ass-hole???
Are you on Acid like that one guy that Responded first? - 0:

So Sad. <:(

Fuck you.

I feel like painting.
So let's Paint! XD
I drew this>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I mean...
I used to have a crush on this girl named, Melissa,
But then I got sick of her hating me cause my friend Derik
Went
"HEY EVERYBODY!!! CHRISTIAN HAS A CRUSH ON MELISSA!!!"
In front of the classroom.
But then,
During the Mount Mahogany, 5th Grade Traveling show,
My dumb-ass teacher Mr. Dominguez had to play Po-Po.
And he caught me talking to my friend, Jordan.
And what do you know???
He isolates me next to DJ.
Once I got a Good long look at her...
I thought, "Hey! Why not DJ?"
But after the Traveling show,
I talked to my friend Sam,
And told him how I feel about her.
He seemd REALLY pissed off.
He just walked off.
I find my friend Riley to see how he reacts.
I tell him and he goes,
"You ain't my friend no mo'!"
And he starts laughing.
He has a very large since of humor.
OK.
Here's a review.
My friend Riley does'nt like her,
Cause of a bad experience at a party at his friend's house.
He was trying to avoid her the whole time...
Then suddenly,
She just walks up to him,
And kicks him in the Nuts like 20 times.
He puke's all over the floor.
He's hated her since.
And Sam hates her cause,
He calls her,
"The School Whore"
Cause boy's pay $50 FUCKING BUCKS to go out with her,
Then she dumps them the next day.

After reviewing this,
I think,
"What.. a... BITCH!"
So I don't like her after that.
PLUS she's going out with that ugly-ass, Trevor.
So after that I thought...
"What about Harli?"
Then I think,
"FUCK NO, MAN!
The whole school's after her ass!"
So who am I going to choose?
Melissa...
The one I have no respect for anymore?

DJ...
"School Whore"
AND Super Bitch AND Having the haot's for Ugly-ass Trevor?

Harli...
Hottest girl in school?

Shit's gonna go DOWN! :P

Sooooooooooooo.......
Anybody have anything to make me laugh?

About 7 Weeks ago.
Made myself Puke at school to entertain my friends.
OH THEY WERE AMUSED ALRIGHT!!! XD

I LOVE that game! :D

I did'nt see it cause you removed it. :P
And if you want to see something,
REALLY FUNNY...

Well...

I ate a Pot Pie,
And for some reason...
I puked at least 7 times a Day fer 3 Days.
Sucked.

Holy Fucking shit!!!! :O

OOOOOOOOH....
Sucks.

At 4/19/08 05:01 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 4/19/08 04:57 PM, Christian676 wrote: How do you get Gold Aura?

Become a moderator.

Thanks.
I thought that it was one of the Secrets you unlock.
OMG SHHHH!
lol