1,376 Forum Posts by "Chozz"
At 8/3/08 12:30 PM, GoreyCrust wrote: The British stereotype is overdone, folks, why not go and actually learn their culture and history.
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British Joke =)
Okay.
I'm going to ask you all a question. The answer that you produce will determine where you stand with your moral rights.
I'll set the scene.
London has been hit by a tsunami, there are cars, lorries, buses and trees overturned and flying through the air. The whole city has flooded, the highest flood scene in years. The current of the flood is gigantic, hands upon handfuls of innocent City-goers sucked under the water.
However, you have managed to avoid any injury, and you are stranded on top of building, also avoiding danger. You are an amateur photographer, so all you carry with you is a digital camera.
All of a sudden, our prime minister is swept by you, screaming and yelling for help. He manages to grip onto something. And he reaches out for help. You know that if you don't help him, he will be taken underneath forever.
You have two options, you could extend a hand and prevent him from being claimed by the floods. Or this could be the one in a million photo, It would make the covers of every big and small newspaper, this would be your carrear making shot, imagine the fame the glory.
What do you do? You have two options.
Now..
Here's the question..
Would you use black and white? Or colour?
At 8/3/08 12:20 PM, MeatMachine wrote: Care for a spot of tea, m8?
Indeed Kind Sire!
Q: What would Jesus do?
A:
Cup o' tea guvnar? Crumpets did I hear someone say?
They call me Stacey! Thats not my name.
Fairplay to the monkey that boned the mother!
At 7/26/08 07:05 AM, ofestion1 wrote: very good, i like the dirty ones so here's one (do not read if you are an uptight person going to freak out because of sexual humor)
One day a blonde walks into a dry-cleaners to have her clothes cleaned and asks "how much would it cost me to have my sweater cleaned?"
The dry cleaner obviously didnt hear her and asks "come again?"
The blonde replies "no, it's just mustard this time"
the other dirty joke i want to tell i'll just provide a link to, this sight may have porn/ things you dont want to see, so go at your own risk if you even care, which you probably dont...
it's called The Loaded Gun
you might have heard of it, it's my favorite joke to tell at a party
Haha nice. I'll get my 2 of my blonde ones out the way:
What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
The brick won't follow you home once you've laid it.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
The mosquito will stop sucking when you've slapped it!
Share you jokes peeps, try not to make TOO dirty haha
I'll start.
3 Nuns walk up to the Superior Nun, and say that they no longer want to be Nuns. The superior Nun replies, with such shock
'That is blasphemous, but in order to do so, you must each go away, and commit a Sin and then come back and drink from the Holy water. It is then you will no longer be a nun'
So the Nuns walk away, curious of what sins to commit.
The Nuns return the next day to the Superior Nun, and take it in turn to speak there sin and drink from the Holy water.
The Superior Nun asks the first nun of her sin, and the nun replies "I stole a childs bike", she drinks from the holy water and is no longer a nun.
The second Nun Replies "I had sex with a married man", of to which the Superior Nun replies "That is blasphemous, drink from the holy water and you are no longer a Nun", she drinks the Holy Water and is no longer a nun.
The superior Nun then asks the third Nun of what her sin is, the third Nun replies..
"I pissed in the Holy Water"
At 11/22/07 03:02 PM, Flashsubmit wrote: I was looking for Emoticons that are typed, not little grafics, like :), but more cool. like a monkey @(-.-)@
But i couln't find any. does anyone have any cool Emoticons?
I sure don't
Did it not have Barney the Dinosaur in it?
I'd shoot the shackles off prisoners.
At 8/8/07 07:41 PM, Flared24 wrote: Cancer
That's not an animal, it's a hobbie.
At 8/8/07 07:26 PM, robattle wrote: uhhhhh....
Nice.
Imagine taking LSD and having a Trip like this :
Fucking hell.
Aw damn. I read a shiter version of this story in The Metro newspaper :(
Octave Higher
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