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Response to: Show NG your instrument! Posted August 19th, 2008 in Audio

Here's one of my many guitars =D

Still ain't got a decent strap for it yet :P

Show NG your instrument!

Response to: Anyone remember? Posted August 19th, 2008 in General

Is it that new one with Angelina Jolie?

Response to: Photoshop TehSlapHappy Posted August 19th, 2008 in General

The titty police v2

Photoshop TehSlapHappy

Response to: How do you tell a 14 year old girl Posted August 18th, 2008 in General

Just how you posted it bud.

Response to: 2 pints lager & packet of crisps Posted August 18th, 2008 in General

This program is our (Britain's) representative for the common (Chavs'). Along with big brother..

Response to: Insults that no one uses anymore Posted August 18th, 2008 in General

Eat my shorts!

Response to: Vocal Challenge Posted August 18th, 2008 in Audio

I'll give this a smash at :) I haven't got my decent gear at the moment though :( So sorry if the quality is bad, or even the singing :P

Response to: Whats your favourite pizza topping? Posted August 18th, 2008 in General

Blood Of Goat.

Response to: Most random message youve received? Posted August 18th, 2008 in General

It really span me out when I was UOTD.

Hey, I noticed you didn't make any BBS posts today, so I dunno if you logged on today or not. In case you didn't, let me break some news to you. YOU ARE (were?) MAY 3rd's USER OF THE DAY!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Response to: Fuck This. Im Running Away. Posted August 18th, 2008 in General

At 8/18/08 06:06 AM, Parlux wrote: God damn it right after i convinced him not to do himself in, NOW i have to convince him not to run away. You know being a friend is fucking hard these days!

Some friend you are. You whine more than him.

Response to: Fuck This. Im Running Away. Posted August 18th, 2008 in General

So why tell the internet?

Jeez learn the ropes of life.

Fuck This. Im Running Away.

Response to: how do i get rid of ciggarette.. Posted August 18th, 2008 in General

Smoke the rest of the pack, each cigarette will cover up the last.

Response to: Mayhem Musical Festival Posted August 17th, 2008 in General

At 8/17/08 02:15 PM, BlackPlastic wrote: Every single band you listed was horrible.

List a few of yours then? I'm sure someone won't like them.

Where was the festival, sounds awesome. I've heard good things about airbourne!

I SO wanna go to reading though, Q.O.T.S.A, Metallica, Rage, Pendulum, Slipknot =O

Response to: Coffee! Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

At 8/13/08 09:23 AM, Effsix wrote:
At 8/13/08 09:00 AM, Chozz wrote: Cuppa' tea sire?
Yes please! I am an official tea addict. I can't touch coffee I'm afraid, but tea is my lifeblood.

To be an addict you have to do a bit more than make a pot in the morning, you need to have caffeine injections at regular intervals (every 40-60 minutes). The best way I have found to cut down my tea intake is to drink beer instead (but not as a replacement).

Oh man! Have I found my half brutha?!?!?!

I woke up 2 hours ago, and i'm already on my 8th cuppa. Everytime the mug runs out, it refills! Gonna have some vodka tea later on.

Response to: Coffee! Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

At 8/13/08 08:58 AM, Joeniemator wrote: nope

I quote this man.

Cuppa' tea sire?

Coffee!

Response to: Rain Check Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

Haha, News at 11:

Fred durst, after releasing the greatest hits of Limp Bizkit, has bought 10 Gallons of red kool aid for his own personal.

It suddenly came to me, like chocolate coming to a rat or the colours coming to a rainbow, that I have become gay; after listening to some of my lyrics I decided to go and buy 10 gallons of kool aid.
Rain Check Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

Rain Check is an expression used when your going to postpone or cancel something.

Read the definitions on Urban Dictionary.

The last definition is the real meaning :D

Response to: Whats your job??? Posted August 12th, 2008 in General

I'm an apprentice in engineering.

But in my spare time, I am Zlasdazos the destroyer of the newly born blonde haired virgins

Response to: sick jokes? Posted August 9th, 2008 in General

At 8/9/08 07:26 AM, Dimazor24 wrote: Knock knock!

Who's there?

Fuck.

Fuck who?

FUCK YOU, YOU NIIGGER FAGGOT

.

sick jokes?

Response to: A good question. Posted August 9th, 2008 in General

At 8/9/08 06:53 AM, Sawdust wrote: America is a good break from the monotony of the Philippines, but at the same time, it's shit.

Your from the Phillippines man? Where abouts?

I think, somehow, the Phillippines is a little less monotonous than the GB

Response to: sick jokes? Posted August 9th, 2008 in General

Whats better than winning a Gold medal at the Para-Olympics?

Having two legs.

Response to: sick jokes? Posted August 9th, 2008 in General

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Not Madeline.

Response to: My sex life. Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

It's not the end of the world. There's more goals in life than that, and hopefully you'll see that oneday.

You got years ahead of you.

Response to: Want to buy a guitar Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

At 8/5/08 05:43 PM, Chris-V2 wrote: Fender Strat or a Tele is just about as versatile a guitar as you can get. Good for rock, blues, metal (Slipknot guitarist uses a tele), country, pop. Just decent guitars that haven't been pre-pidgeonholed.

Yeah. But it's down to the amp that they use, the effect pedals and pick ups that make the sound aswell as the individual skill ; A Fender or a Tele is perty expensive .

Response to: Girls in school. Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

BECAUSE THEY'RE HORMONAL TEENS?!?!

:Get over it

Response to: Island with three things... Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

A Nuke warhead to destroy the destroyer.
A lot of unlimited beer and music
A lot of people.

So i'd destroy the ship , have a party, recreate. Then i'd build a boat and go home. Sounds fun.

Response to: Link Voice Clips Posted August 3rd, 2008 in General

Here

Response to: songs that relate to your life. Posted August 3rd, 2008 in General

Wish you were here - Pink Floyd
We're in this together - NiN (I can hugely relate to this song, and a lot of NiN)
Simple Man - Lynyrd Skynyrd
I need you - Lynyrd Skynyrd

And loads more but i won't fill up 4 pages for you. =)

Response to: So What Doesn't Give You Cancer??? Posted August 3rd, 2008 in General

Cigarette's doesn't give you cancer.

Response to: bubble tanks 2 Posted August 3rd, 2008 in General

At 8/3/08 12:36 PM, LOLZILLA wrote:
At 8/3/08 12:34 PM, Chozz wrote: How longs a piece of string?
Double half its length.

Rong

It's half as long as twice the length.