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Your western spelling mistakes make me not want to play this game anymore.

Also, unless there is a china track, it's not worth my hard earned government payed propaganda-making money.

The people don't have time for Final Fantasy, they're too busy playing China Fantasy IV, where you can choose from amazing classes such as: Assembly Line Worker, Red Guard, Official, or Farmer.

Much better then your pitiful mages and future settings with swords.

All western pigs are the same, only the Premier is different.

At 6/18/10 02:36 PM, KeithHybrid wrote:

At 6/18/10 02:29 PM, j0seph wrote:

At 6/18/10 12:42 PM, CompleteDouche wrote:

At 6/18/10 12:37 PM, Backword wrote:

Don't you get it, CompleteDouche?

no explanation = obvious troll

That, or a stupid child.

Child labor helps China grow.

Americans don't, especially those that are too old to do hard labor.

The Premier has authorized a nuclear strike on your library, please provide us with the co-ordinates.

The Premier killed Paul.

My sig is glorious as it is.

These Western film companies have nothing on Hu Jintao's directing skills!

Who could forget the ending to Ching Li: The Farmer: The Movie?

At 6/18/10 11:58 AM, bigbadron wrote: see what i mean about unoriginal?

YOU!
You go back to the hole we had you in!
NAW!

As for the Western educator, the premier does not want your western proporganda to spoil our future, now we not so kindly ask you to leave.

And you better not wait until we ask NOT so kindly for you to leave.

Ching Li was a regular Chinese farmer who worked very hard on what he owned, he had a wife and a kid, and a small house.
One day a glorious Chinese official visited his house.

"Can I have your house? The honorable Chairman wants it so he can destroy it and build a new swimming pool." The official said.

"Sure, in fact, you can have everything inside it." Said Ching Li.

"Ok, thank you, I didn't really want to use my gun today to beat you until you gave it to me, OR call in the army to forcibly take it." The official explained.

"No problem! I don't want to waste the glorious army's time on getting a statistical person like me that doesn't account for anything except extra granary in China's eyes anyways!" Ching Li said gladly.

A few days passed, and Ching Li no longer had a house, and his kid was starting to become weak (because he was lazy) and his wife cried herself to sleep every day, but it was tears of joy, of course.

One day the official came back.

"I need your kid so I can make him a worker with no future in the new shoe factory we're building." Said the official.

"Sure, take him, anything for the common good of the Chinese people!" Ching Li said happily.

"But daddy I don't want to go work in a factory." His kid said weakly.

"SHUT UP! You lazy child!" Both the official and Ching Li said at the same time.

The official took the child, and Ching Li's wife committed suicide, because her happiness overwhelmed her. A week later, the official came back, but Ching Li didn't have anything.

"All I have left is myself" Said Ching Li.

"That's ok, all I wanted was to draft you into the army!" Said the official.

At that moment, Ching Li wanted to say something, something that had swelled up inside him from the day he lost his house. Something that had been planted when his father had a talk to him about why things are how they are. Something that was so ready to come out, burst, explode out of him, something that made his blood boil, something that he had always wanted to say, something that he couldn't control. An urge to release this something that he wanted to release so much, that it was gripping on his mouth, opening it to say:

"YES! Finally! I can finally fight for the country I love so much! Thank you official! You've made my day!" Ching Li cried out.

Ching Li became a good soldier, until his general decided to use him as a meat shield in his new tank rush strategy, and he died, but died in glorious happiness.

That's why Ching Li is someone every communist can look up to, he's a noble person who did everything for his glorious country.

The End.

Sounds like another brick in our Great Firewall.

Hu Jintao created the universe, end of discussion.

Americans always have to debate while China reaches its conclusions quickly!

I got a kick ass idea for a halloween game, hopefully I won't be to lazy to actually get off (or on) my ass and do it.

The only place a hurricane's not possible is the eastern coast of South America.

At 10/1/09 04:38 PM, Kiryuku wrote:

At 10/1/09 04:33 PM, Kiryuku wrote: Ok lets see if you understand your own language. %u4F60%u6709%u4E00%u4E2A%u5C0F%u9634%u83 0E.

Ah fuck it didn't work. Well that was a fail on my part. Anyways, I said you have a small penis.

And I said you're loosing yours, big or small.

At 10/1/09 04:18 PM, Kiryuku wrote:

At 10/1/09 04:15 PM, ChinaGrounds wrote:

At 10/1/09 04:14 PM, Kiryuku wrote: Everyone in the PRC can go suck eachothers chodes.

For that, you just lost yours.

Where was it in the first place? All I see is a normal sized one here.

You are not a man?
Good, 25 hours of hard labor per every day of the week for you.

At 10/1/09 04:14 PM, Kiryuku wrote: Everyone in the PRC can go suck eachothers chodes.

For that, you just lost yours.

At 10/1/09 10:47 AM, Chronamut wrote: lol what a wonderful man to share a birthday with -.-

The PRC isn't a man, it's motherland.
Also, your birthday is overshadowed by the PRC.

Tisk Tisk Tisk, Great Chairman will not be pleased.

Founded 60 years ago by the glorius Mao Zedong, the PRC is now going strong and is going to take over the wo- I mean benefit peoples of all nationalities as we dominate the ear- I mean become a major player on the world stage! So here's to 60 years of countless human rights violations, tough military arm strengthening, and thousands of hours of hard labor in sweat shops! All to benefit the people! Here's to the most glorious nation in the universe!

No seriously, if you're not happy today, "human resources" would like to talk to you, they mentioned that they had bought some new "equipment."

Furries will not continue humanity, and in the case of that, they are not allowed to be in the glorious nation.

See how China solves problems, yes?

I want a movie dedicated to the struggles, successes, and glory of the The People's Republic Of China!

The lack of tags must be addressed immediately!

Chinese, all the way.

Chancellor Fulp, I don't know what happened to him after April 1st.

I would wish for eternal prosperity for ChinaGrounds!

What this topic is?
I ask it be taken down immediately, it insult China!