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yes, and I was going to marry her. it was incredible, she was beautiful with a gorgeous ass and perfect tits. i wish i still had her.

So let's write this and submit it to the creepy pasta wiki and see what happens. i'll start you guys do the rest. K?

One of my college Professors told us that having a degree did not guarantee a job, i laughed it off at the time.
I graduated in the year of 2011 with my degree in Liberal Arts.
I was disillusioned when I entered the job market, I couldn't find any of the jobs I felt entitled to after 4 years in a university.
After a long period of unemployment, with a hefty student loan (along with credit card and other intimidating debt) hanging over my head, I was getting desperate for work. I found an opportunity for a steady paycheck, however meager and irrelevant to my education. I began working at the city dump, in the recycling center.
Not a lot of people know this, but what you throw out are sent through a processing center before they're buried in a landfill. The garbage crosses a series of conveyor belts where desperate and broken people sort all the recyclable material you carelessly tossed away.
Sometimes I found cash among the refuse, a $20 bill there, $1 here. I found a bottle of Vicodin that had a few pills left. The porn that fly by me I'd let be, some guys grabbed it but the idea of reusing pornography, knowing what was done with it... nope. All of this in between fishing out aluminum cans, cardboard, glass bottles, etc. out of a sea adult diapers and other such disgusting items.
The job was very taxing on my body, it was hot, smelly and dusty. I had to wear full safety gear, a hard hat, safety glasses, one of those bright yellow vests you see on crossing guards so the bulldozers would see me and hence not crush me.
I sweated constantly and the snot inside my nose turned black and hard. I came home exhausted, I always had to force myself to shower though. When the water hit my skin thick, filth darkened streams fell to my floor.

I'd go back to sleep
because that is not dead that which can eternal lie
and in strange eons even death may die

Alice In wonderland

Iron Snail

maybe it was a dog inside the fur suit? mind = blown

girls, if you don't have sex with every guy that makes an advance you are responsible for the people murders.

when I was a kid school lunch was $1.25. I can't imagine any parent, even a welfare parent, not being able to spare one dollar and twenty five cents so their kid could eat a shitty school lunch.
you can get food for free at food banks and make your kid a fucking sandwich. Hell teach them how to do it. Food stamps, etc. there's no excuse for a parent to push this shit on schools. it's your fucking kid, feed them. the end. i'm a parent too.

my question is, don't they have something better to do than hang out in a parking lot?

At 5/18/14 11:24 PM, SansNumbers wrote:

At 5/18/14 11:21 PM, ChillyMcHotpants wrote: they weren't real asians because they didn't use karate to stop their attacker because we all know that even 4 year old asians are kung fu masters.

Asians are like French people, because French people pretend not to know English and Asians pretend not to know sweet martial arts moves like in my favorite movie featuring Jackie Chan.

So it was their fault that they were attacked in walmart for being too committed to the lie that they didn't know super mega fantastic martial arts. case closed. all in a days work for NG forumers.

VA: video games anonymous. I'm sure they have it in Korea. I mean they had that one kid who died from nonstop gaming there.

At 5/18/14 11:17 PM, SansNumbers wrote:

At 5/18/14 11:12 PM, ChillyMcHotpants wrote: I shop at walmart. yet I refrain from beating people with a crowbar. I'm an anomaly

I prefer HEB for my grocery needs, but if I'm ever in a Wal-Mart I have to admit, as a Daily Mail reader I do like to bring my trusty crowbar to protect me from Asians.

they weren't real asians because they didn't use karate to stop their attacker because we all know that even 4 year old asians are kung fu masters.

At 5/18/14 11:14 PM, CresIsis wrote: It's not bad thing is it? I'm in to some pretty creepy occult things too, as is my girlfriend, but I guess to each his own.

do tell. Crowley? Lavey?

what in the Hell are you talking about? you must be a crazy person. I''m calling the police.

I shop at walmart. yet I refrain from beating people with a crowbar. I'm an anomaly

she's a keeper

yes I do. Clowns are very sexy.

At 5/18/14 08:42 PM, Me-Patch wrote: We should just send some random drunk. The aliens would be like "These things can barely walk. How could we ever make productive slaves out of them?"

if they were a species advanced enough to figure out a way to travel faster than the speed of light to get to our planet wouldn't they also be able to devise a way to get their grunt labor done without alien slaves?

At 5/18/14 08:40 PM, Vnzi wrote:

At 5/18/14 08:38 PM, ChillyMcHotpants wrote:

At 5/18/14 08:37 PM, Kwing wrote: Ellen Degeneres

VILE BLASPHEMER!

I find it funny to know some people still don't consider Ellen to be a wonderful person and much better than Oprah in every way. Seriously just submit to the Ellen invasion.

NEVER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! HER DANCING SUCKS!
OPRAH 4 LYFE!

At 5/18/14 08:37 PM, Kwing wrote:

At 5/18/14 08:36 PM, ChillyMcHotpants wrote: Fucking duh! Oprah. who else?

Ellen Degeneres

VILE BLASPHEMER!

don't stop there cowboy

Fucking duh! Oprah. who else?

faygot

good

there are some countries where there is no age of consent. speaking of which, I am taking a tour of them all.

At 5/15/14 03:50 PM, NuScarab wrote:

At 5/15/14 03:49 PM, Ejit wrote: Remember Alf?

He's back! In my packet of Monster Munch.

he's back. in Pog form.

when samurai pizza cats foil my evil plans, when i could've gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids, when I must get my hands on those healthy purple berries... BORT

my idea for a cover band is sort of like Radiohead (reggae style covers of radiohead songs) only for GG Allin
it will be called Jah Jah Allin
and will feature smooth mellow reggae covers of classics such as I wanna fuck myself, expose yourself to the kids and sleeping in my piss.

anyone else care to share?

go to Hell Breeder

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