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America is just a shortened way to say the name of "United States of America," because nobody want's to say that every time they refer to the country.

Besides, it's just a name. Who really cares.

I race and make a bunch of typos, but I realize when I make a mistake the second I make it, so there's no real harm done.

Firefox spell check helps, too.

They're just shirts, boy. Lighten up.

At 8/14/08 01:56 PM, piggy123 wrote: please tell me what you think me i love it (duh)

I read that sentence about 4 times before I got what you were trying to say. Grammar?

Anyway, if your only excuse is, "I tried to make it look like that," than you are perfect. You're one of the best artists in the world! Wow.

But, seriously, don't make excuses. If you keep telling yourself, "My art is flawless," you won't get any better. Study your own art. Scour them for flaws and try to fix them in your next drawing.

If they were trying to build up hype by waiting, they waited far too long. Many people probably forgot about it by now.

Yeah, for a while, I thought they were trying to take "Monthly 1st places" on both the disks, but I forgot about that when they waited 2 months. >:(

Mildly pretty at least. Of course, personality plays a much bigger role, though.

I basically never really liked my first girlfriend, but she was pretty hot. She is basically just a controlling bitch when it comes to boyfriends. Unfortunately, I didn't know that before we started going out. She's alright otherwise, though.

You're wrong.

No other real way to put it.

EarFetish is pretty good.

Meh. I'm happy with how I look. Wouldn't say I'm hot, though.

If you look long enough to get caught, you aren't glancing, you are staring.

Just get a quick look and be done. Don't glue your eyes to them.

Unless you really DID just glance. If that's the case, punch her in the gut next time.

At 8/8/08 06:31 PM, sheekitup wrote: its actualy not that dificult to get a $million
I know what Im using mine for when i get it.
Im going to buy a house and fund anything me or my future family wants or needs.
Its just money to fall back on and to be comfy for ever.
Iv seen to many people have money troubles and Im not letting it hapen to me.
Il still work but i wont be stressd about bills and Im not going to buy everything I see or one very expencive thing for that matter. Most people plan to spend money they dont have and scwander what they do. But if u just save up, be patient, keep your goal in mind you will easily get enough money to keep yourself comfy forever.
And im not some rich kid or a guy that just got lucky.
Iv had nothing. And Im stil working my way to the top threw determination.

Glad i got that off my chest.

I doubt you will break a million if your only plan is to not spend a bunch. Sure, saving is one factor, but getting a good career is much more important. Without a steady income, it is impossible to have anything to save. Just throwing that out there, because from what you say, your plan seems to be "If I only buy what I need, I'll be set!" which is far from correct.

Please, sir. I would like you do do me.

Hard.

At 8/6/08 05:34 PM, John12346 wrote: GET MOVING, YOU GUYS. THE CAKE ISN'T GOING TO GET ITSELF.

Teamwork! Yeah!

At 8/6/08 04:57 PM, John12346 wrote:

At 8/6/08 04:49 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote:

At 8/6/08 04:44 PM, DarkRedFlame wrote:

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I was gonna sneak out and take it. ):

swing.

I usually have about 2 or 3 weird, uncharismatic girls liking me at a time.

But, right now I don't know if anyone likes me other than my girlfriend, which is just fine with me.

I have also once or twice been called an asian magnet.

I only did it once. I never really got into blamming/protecting until right before the redesign... It was satisfying, though.

Why yes. Yes it is.

At 8/1/08 01:23 AM, Ragenaric wrote: Hey can i have a dollar?

Hey dude can i have a dollar?

Yo Man! You got a dollar?

give me a dollar

come on buddy, give me a dollar!

Hey wanna come over?

Hey dude Wanna come over?

Yo Man! Wanna come over?

Let ME come over

Come on buddy, let me come over!

But really, it's usually along the lines of,

"Guy":- - - - - - -"Hey... You know me, I'm just sitting around. I'm bored. I woke up at 9:30, ate breakfast, and now I'm just on the computer. Boring, right? (5 minute ramble) Soo.... Do you think YOU could go to 'Guy's' house (He speaks in third person when referring to himself. I think he thinks it's cute or something.) Or maybe 'Guy' could go to your house? Just a thought. I mean, I'm sure you're bored, too. Sooooo.... Is it OK???"

Other Friends:- - - - - - -"Hey, wanna come over?"

Ha! What a fag.

Dark Knight is a comic book movie.

At 8/1/08 12:07 AM, wtfyourface wrote: Yes, but mine are 10X more severe. Sometimes my phone rings for hours and hours on end, because they need to hear my voice 24/7. One time I even tore out the phone right out of the jack.

Ha! That's nothing. One time, my friends and I were at my friends house, when "Guy" (I'll just call him "Guy") called all of our cell phones. He even texted one guy saying "Room for one more?" It was scary as hell. Anyway, later that day, we drove to the mall out of boredom. When we drove back to his house, who would appear "Guy" riding his bike outside of my friend's house. He never invited himself in, but it still made us all piss our pants with fear.

Now, later, we found out that one guy who couldn't come leaked the info to "Guy". But even knowing that, it is still kinda creepy.

And knowing them, they're probably reading this now because that's how clingy they are.

That's actually a reason that I was hesitant on making this thread. He sometimes scares the shit out of me.

At 8/1/08 12:01 AM, Dekuboy wrote: Yeah, I've seen that stuff happen before. If he's really driving you mad, you may want to consider coming out and telling him that your friendship is over. He may get mad, but it'd probably be worth it in your case.

Well, we kinda have to be cool. He can't hate me because me, my other friend, and him just became the section leaders for the trumpet squad. We sit next to eachother every day. It may not seem like a big deal, but we all take playing trumpet and band as a whole pretty seriously.

Plus, we have told him these flaws from time to time, but he just gets mad for a few days and then comes back saying sorry (but he doesn't listen to the advice at all.)

I read it a long time ago. It was cool... Cool... COOL!! And then L died.

I kept reading for a few more books, but it got stale fast. I just stopped.

You know those friends who you talk to a bit at school, but they want to take it to the next level? They think that because you say, "Hi" to them, they are your bestest friend in the whole wide world. Sure, I support being friends with them as most of these people are really lonely, but there's a line to where they become a burden.

In my case, it's a kid who I met in elementary school. He didn't have any real friends and he was made fun of quite a bit. I decided to hang out with him out of pity. Over the years, he has grown to be a lot more sociable, which makes me feel good because I know that I helped that kid. However, he now strives to fit in.

I'll admit, at school, when he's around his usual friends he can sometimes be an alright kid. But whenever ANYBODY new is in the mix (Examples: parents, other students) he acts like a completely different person trying his heart out to win their acceptance. Basically, he's always trying to be someone he isn't.

But, what drives me ape-shit is when he takes friendship SO DARN SERIOUSLY!
For example, last year he had this best friend that hung out with him a lot. He later got so mad at him that he just started hating him. I recently asked what made him so mad, and he said that the guy said a gay joke... I don't think I need to explain how dumb this is.

And of course, there are all the little things. My friends and I try to be his friend. We really do. But he's just so sensitive that it drives all of us crazy!

Any of you guys have friends like this?

Mostly, it's right. I know very few girls with all three traits.

Adding "slutty" would make it perfect.

Er... I think I just came, but I'm not sure. I'm going to go ahead and say this is a good thing, because I lurv The White Stripes.

At 7/31/08 12:16 AM, biohasard wrote:

At 7/31/08 12:13 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: I have a girlfriend, dumbfuck.
We're not all squirrelly/fat nerds that can't even look at a girl, or cannot get laid.

You are so ignorant.

im not talking about everyone on the internet just those nerds that are on 24/7

I'm on the internet a lot more than a normal man should. I have a girlfriend. And no, she's not a fat, ugly, dumb, unsocial girl that I just settled for, either. She's just the opposite.

Seriously, there isn't a disease that you catch from getting on the internet that makes girls dislike you, dumb-dumb.

Looks very good. I'm sure you don't need 50 people telling you to post an actual picture rather than a link, but... post a picture.

All of them are very cool, though.

At 7/30/08 03:14 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote:

At 7/30/08 03:05 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: When they're sleeping, piss on them.

Draw on them with sharpie markers.

Piss on the sharpie marks.

I try to stick it in the bowl, but it sometimes taps the water, depending on how high the water is. And that's just plain gross. D:

It is a catastrophe.