"A mysterious organization 'so secret no one knows it exists"
Even though it somehow maintains 'ties to every government.'

They're going to release a new Hitman game, so in my opinion, they're going to make Hitman 5 based on the movie's plot.

Most of the unnoticed games are for the Dreamcast. SPAWN: ARENA was a really fun game when you played it with a friend.

He's so ptheti c he's hilarious!

At 11/26/07 11:39 AM, Zerok wrote: http://www.freewebs.com/ngtremour/

MY THREAD MADE IT TO THE "Dazed & Confused" SECTION. I AM VERY POPULAR ON THE INTERNETZ NOW, DON'T I?

At 11/26/07 08:14 AM, SBB wrote: Amazing how some people feel like posting whatever nonsense crap they typed into the chatbot

Even more amazing how they think that's even somewhat amusing

They're suchj statwhores, they only od it for the +1 post count.

I ASKED HIM TO DO A BARREL ROLL, BUT I GOT NO ANSWER.

It's so easy! just press Z or R twice. Even a mortal can do it!

I have this problem now:

Everytime I want to get on some random page, it shows the mesage "The page cannot be shown" (or however do you say it in your language) but its not on every page, I can get into Google and get search results, but when I click one of them, the message appears.

What's going on? Is that some kind of virus? I thought it was some filter but its not 'cause I can watch some porn pages (heh).

Help greatly appreciated.

I could say who's the goddess of NG, but no, it will serve only to kiss her ass.

ramagi

I used to own this account, but some unknown person hijacked it.

Location: Hijacked
Website: Hijacked

Also:

Exp. Rank: #0

Pretty obvious.

Is there any way to get my account back? it has pretty decent stats so it would be a pain in the ass to start with a new account again, and dont tell me to use the email retrieve pw stuff, because thief also changed e-mail address.

Help would be greatly appreciated.

Exp. Rank #: 0

At 11/19/07 12:11 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: Yes. Cool. You are really cool. Congratulations on being cool.

Well... thank you

Seriously, why the japanese people don't draw black characters on hentai? they only draw asian dudes with 12-inch cocks and girls with huge bobs.

If a japanesse starts drawing black people in their hentai, they would gain world domination.

I believe that hentai would be much more apreciated if there were black guys, people who hates hentai will love it if black guys are included. I mean, what makes pr0n better? A BLACK GUY! Wich would you choose for a pr0n movie? Denzel, the thug-gangzta-playa-hata with big muscles with bling bling n' shit? or Richard, the 40 y.o guy, hairier than Robin Williams with a big fat belly? I think the choice is simple.

Discuss.

because guns are really homosexual.

You dont's need 1337 training to pull a trigger and kill a dude, where's the honor in that? Real men fight in lightsabers duels.

The only thing I can think right now is to get into an airplane and fly to India.

I used to own this account, but some unknown person hijacked it.

Location: Hijacked
Website: Hijacked

Pretty obvious.

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Yes, I really suck. Now I'm stuck with the "Caveman" alt account. Wade sucks, I PM'ed him like 6 days ago and I got no response, he's probably busy with all his shithead fans kissing his ass... or something that really matters.

So here I am, preparing myself for a new era in Newgrounds, it will be tough for sure, but I shall never give up. Like Fox's father, James Mcloud said: "Never give up, trust in your instincts and, blah blah do a barrel roll and blah," I'm turning myself into a drama queen so I'll end this with the hope that I'll get my original ZigZag account some day.

So I'll yell, yell really hard. A yell full of hope.

WOOOOOH WOOOOOOOOOOH WOOOOOOOH OHH OHHHHHHH

Some people knew me, some people didn't, it was kinda cool being a high level user, just to show the newbies how cool you are for being in Newgrounds for 3 years or more and it was like "I knew Newgrounds before you, so ha! being so cocky was never been so good.

SO, YEAH, I SAID IT, I'M SUPPOSED TO FEEL MUCH BETTER RIGHT NOW

I would really like you guyz to laugh at me

I can't sleep at night , it just don't feel right 'cuz I'm lonely and I want you here to hold me.

I'm not good at being lonely

My computer keeps telling me that it's infected with the virus Worm.Win32.NetSky. I'm totally computer illiterate as far as finding the source. I can't change my wallpaper images anymore either (which is where the problem started) So now I keep getting this red wallpaper that says my privacy needs to be protected and on top of all that it keeps saying download all these different things that are suppose to help me remove the problem. but things are getting worse. I've also noticed a red circle with a white "X" in the middle. What can I do to stop this?

Here's my hijack log:
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Logfile of Trend Micro HijackThis v2.0.2
Scan saved at 04:37:59 p.m., on 13/11/2007
Platform: Windows XP SP2 (WinNT 5.01.2600)
MSIE: Internet Explorer v7.00 (7.00.6000.16544)
Boot mode: Normal

Running processes:
C:\WINDOWS\System32\smss.exe
C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\winlogon.exe
C:\WINDOWS\system32\services.exe
C:\WINDOWS\system32\lsass.exe
C:\WINDOWS\system32\svchost.exe
C:\WINDOWS\System32\svchost.exe
C:\WINDOWS\system32\spoolsv.exe
C:\WINDOWS\Nhksrv.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Intel\ASF Agent\ASFAgent.exe
C:\WINDOWS\System32\DVDRAMSV.exe
C:\WINDOWS\System32\nvsvc32.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Panda Security\Panda Internet Security 2008\PsCtrls.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Panda Security\Panda Internet Security 2008\PavFnSvr.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Archivos comunes\Panda Software\PavShld\pavprsrv.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Panda Security\Panda Internet Security 2008\AntiSpam\pskmssvc.exe
c:\archivos de programa\panda security\panda internet security 2008\firewall\PSHOST.EXE
C:\Archivos de programa\Panda Security\Panda Internet Security 2008\PsImSvc.exe
C:\WINDOWS\System32\svchost.exe
C:\WINDOWS\DELLMMKB.EXE
C:\Archivos de programa\CyberLink DVD Solution\PowerDVD\PDVDServ.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Roxio\Easy CD Creator 6\DragToDisc\DrgToDsc.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Roxio\Easy CD Creator 6\AudioCentral\RxMon.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Hewlett-Packard\HP Share-to-Web\hpgs2wnd.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\SlySoft\AnyDVD\AnyDVD.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Panda Security\Panda Internet Security 2008\APVXDWIN.EXE
C:\Archivos de programa\QuickTime\qttask.exe
C:\WINDOWS\system32\ctfmon.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Google\GoogleToolbarNotifier\Go ogleToolbarNotifier.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Ares\Ares.exe
C:\ARCHIV~1\HEWLET~1\HPSHAR~1\hpgs2wnf.e xe
C:\Archivos de programa\Roxio\Easy CD Creator 6\AudioCentral\Playlist.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Netropa\OSD.exe
C:\WINDOWS\System32\svchost.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Panda Security\Panda Internet Security 2008\SRVLOAD.EXE
C:\WINDOWS\system32\wuauclt.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Panda Security\Panda Internet Security 2008\WebProxy.exe
C:\WINDOWS\Explorer.exe
C:\Archivos de programa\Trend Micro\HijackThis\HijackThis.exe

R0 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Start Page = http://softwarereferral.com/jump.php?wmi d=6010&mid=MjI6Ojg5&lid=2
R1 - HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Default_Page_URL = http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=6 9157
R1 - HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Default_Search_URL = http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=5 4896
R1 - HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Search Page = http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=5 4896
R0 - HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Start Page = http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=6 9157
R0 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Toolbar,LinksFolderName = Vínculos
R3 - URLSearchHook: Barra Yahoo! con bloqueador de ventanas emergentes - {EF99BD32-C1FB-11D2-892F-0090271D4F88} - C:\Archivos de programa\Yahoo!\Companion\Installs\cpn\y t.dll
F2 - REG:system.ini: Shell=Explorer.exe C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\conime.exe
O2 - BHO: Yahoo! Toolbar Helper - {02478D38-C3F9-4EFB-9B51-7695ECA05670} - C:\Archivos de programa\Yahoo!\Companion\Installs\cpn\y t.dll
O2 - BHO: AcroIEHlprObj Class - {06849E9F-C8D7-4D59-B87D-784B7D6BE0B3} - C:\Archivos de programa\Adobe\Acrobat 5.0\Reader\ActiveX\AcroIEHelper.ocx
O2 - BHO: SSVHelper Class - {761497BB-D6F0-462C-B6EB-D4DAF1D92D43} - C:\Archivos de programa\Java\jre1.6.0_02\bin\ssv.dll
O2 - BHO: MSVPS System - {88418AA3-16F5-4FC2-A9D8-90B1266DF841} - C:\WINDOWS\nsduo.dll
O2 - BHO: Google Toolbar Helper - {AA58ED58-01DD-4d91-8333-CF10577473F7} - c:\archivos de programa\google\googletoolbar1.dll
O2 - BHO: Google Toolbar Notifier BHO - {AF69DE43-7D58-4638-B6FA-CE66B5AD205D} - C:\Archivos de programa\Google\GoogleToolbarNotifier\2.
0.301.7164\swg.dll
O3 - Toolbar: &Google - {2318C2B1-4965-11d4-9B18-009027A5CD4F} - c:\archivos de programa\google\googletoolbar1.dll
O3 - Toolbar: Barra Yahoo! con bloqueador de ventanas emergentes - {EF99BD32-C1FB-11D2-892F-0090271D4F88} - C:\Archivos de programa\Yahoo!\Companion\Installs\cpn\y t.dll
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [DellTouch] C:\WINDOWS\DELLMMKB.EXE
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [RemoteControl] "C:\Archivos de programa\CyberLink DVD Solution\PowerDVD\PDVDServ.exe"
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [RoxioEngineUtility] "C:\Archivos de programa\Archivos comunes\Roxio Shared\System\EngUtil.exe"
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [RoxioDragToDisc] "C:\Archivos de programa\Roxio\Easy CD Creator 6\DragToDisc\DrgToDsc.exe"
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [RoxioAudioCentral] "C:\Archivos de programa\Roxio\Easy CD Creator 6\AudioCentral\RxMon.exe"
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [Share-to-Web Namespace Daemon] C:\Archivos de programa\Hewlett-Packard\HP Share-to-Web\hpgs2wnd.exe
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [AnyDVD] C:\Archivos de programa\SlySoft\AnyDVD\AnyDVD.exe
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [NvCplDaemon] RUNDLL32.EXE C:\WINDOWS\system32\NvCpl.dll,NvStartup
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [APVXDWIN] "C:\Archivos de programa\Panda Security\Panda Internet Security 2008\APVXDWIN.EXE" /s
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [SCANINICIO] "C:\Archivos de programa\Panda Security\Panda Internet Security 2008\Inicio.exe"
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [QuickTime Task] "C:\Archivos de programa\QuickTime\qttask.exe" -atboottime
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [ctfmon.exe] C:\WINDOWS\system32\ctfmon.exe
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [swg] C:\Archivos de programa\Google\GoogleToolbarNotifier\Go ogleToolbarNotifier.exe
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [ares] "C:\Archivos de programa\Ares\Ares.exe" -h
O4 - HKLM\..\Policies\Explorer\Run: [waultc] C:\WINDOWS\system32\waultc.exe
O4 - HKUS\S-1-5-19\..\Run: [CTFMON.EXE] C:\WINDOWS\System32\CTFMON.EXE (User 'SERVICIO LOCAL')
O4 - HKUS\S-1-5-20\..\Run: [CTFMON.EXE] C:\WINDOWS\System32\CTFMON.EXE (User 'Servicio de red')
O4 - HKUS\S-1-5-18\..\Run: [CTFMON.EXE] C:\WINDOWS\System32\CTFMON.EXE (User 'SYSTEM')
O4 - HKUS\.DEFAULT\..\Run: [CTFMON.EXE] C:\WINDOWS\System32\CTFMON.EXE (User 'Default user')
O8 - Extra context menu item: E&xportar a Microsoft Excel - res://C:\ARCHIV~1\MICROS~3\OFFICE11\EXCE L.EXE/3000
O9 - Extra button: Referencia - {92780B25-18CC-41C8-B9BE-3C9C571A8263} - C:\ARCHIV~1\MICROS~3\OFFICE11\REFIEBAR.D LL
O9 - Extra button: (no name) - {e2e2dd38-d088-4134-82b7-f2ba38496583} - C:\WINDOWS\Network Diagnostic\xpnetdiag.exe
O9 - Extra 'Tools' menuitem: @xpsp3res.dll,-20001 - {e2e2dd38-d088-4134-82b7-f2ba38496583} - C:\WINDOWS\Network Diagnostic\xpnetdiag.exe
O9 - Extra button: Messenger - {FB5F1910-F110-11d2-BB9E-00C04F795683} - C:\Archivos de programa\Messenger\msmsgs.exe
O9 - Extra 'Tools' menuitem: Windows Messenger - {FB5F1910-F110-11d2-BB9E-00C04F795683} - C:\Archivos de programa\Messenger\msmsgs.exe
O12 - Plugin for .spop: C:\Archivos de programa\Internet Explorer\Plugins\NPDocBox.dll
O16 - DPF: {30528230-99f7-4bb4-88d8-fa1d4f56a2ab} (YInstStarter Class) - C:\Archivos de programa\Yahoo!\Common\yinsthelper.dll
O16 - DPF: {9A9307A0-7DA4-4DAF-B042-5009F29E09E1} (ActiveScan Installer Class) - http://acs.pandasoftware.com/activescan/
as5free/asinst.cab
O21 - SSODL: msmhost - {E4A91913-1174-453D-8795-40011FBD6842} - C:\WINDOWS\msmhost.dll
O21 - SSODL: msmdev - {04D7071F-F9B9-404D-ABC8-551E7438C7CF} - C:\WINDOWS\msmdev.dll
O23 - Service: Ares Chatroom server (AresChatServer) - Ares Development Group - C:\Archivos de programa\Ares\chatServer.exe
O23 - Service: ASF Agent (ASFAgent) - Intel Corporation - C:\Archivos de programa\Intel\ASF Agent\ASFAgent.exe

Same thing happened to me, your account probably got hijacked, look at my old account's website: HIJACKED dot COM wtf? really lame and I think my case is more painful, it was a 2004's account OMG I was so 1337 back then.

Just smile, it always works for me. Do it and the kid will feel embarrassed or flattered.}

)

Piccolo, he's green and has purple blood and, damn he can create a clone to practice.
And the worst is Cell, we put that nickname to a friend's aunt 'cuz in one of the DBZ movies Cell loses his arm and my friend's aunt is a war veteran who lost her arm too.

One time my friend's brother kicked her in the stomach and she rolled out of the house, hahahahahahahahahahahaha it was damn funny, all the neighborhood were like "OMG CELL GOT PWNED ROFL ROFL ROFL"

Good times.

If she wants to do it, ok. But... the dogs? Poor animals, must have to stay with her for a milennia

You should get your face to an ice spa and put some honey and sugar and all that garbage that Home-Made-Medicine websites say.

This pic is so 1999

At 11/8/07 06:43 PM, Evil-Sausage wrote:

At 11/8/07 06:29 PM, Brick-top wrote:

At 11/8/07 06:27 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: DUKE NUKEM.

Second.

What's so badass about him? I heard about him when I was younger but never played any of the games.

Thirded.

He fought against giant pigs using lazers while saving babes.

I'll say GO FOR IT!

Just make her buy you all the things you always fancy and fap to and then break up with her and since she's amillonaire she wont give a fuck about all the crap she bought you.

And also, tell her she's ugly.

At 11/7/07 09:00 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 11/7/07 08:57 PM, KemCab wrote:

At 11/7/07 08:53 PM, Koeberto190 wrote: Now lets sing it in reverse! Oh...woah

Queen May the for clean spring a just it's
Now alarmed be don't
Hedgerow your in a there's if

0

.rednow em sekam ti dnA

He means the subliminal message.

OHHHHHH, HERES TO MY SWEET SATAN, THE ONE WHOS LITTLE PATH WOULD MAKE ME SAD HIS POWER IS SATAN, HE'LL GIVE THOSE WITH HIM 666. THERE WAS A LITTLE TOOLSHED WHERE HE MADE US SUFFER, SAD DATAN.

D00D U HAVE GAMEFUCKS, Y DONT U SEARCH THERE? HEAR IZ DEM URL WWW.GAMEFAQS.COM FRANKLIND AND I SEARCH THERE TO BEAT DONKING KOMNG 64 CUZ WE WERENT ABLE TO BEAT DAT LVL WHERE CHUNKY HAD 2 FIGHT A FIRE BRETHING BUG, IT IS A RLY 1337 WEBSIGHT, I BET U NEVER HEARD OF IT!!!1!11!

I would team up with any dude who owns a plastic lightsaber. Jedi are serious bussiness even with non-cutting lightsabers.

ANd as we win on down the road, our shadow taller than our souls, there walks a lady who and then I forgot the rest of the lyric. I must Led Zeppelin some more, just to remmeber the good old days in my DISCMAN.

DISCMAN > iPod