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Because finns are retarded faggots who are always bitching how dark and cold it is outside. Then they get drunk and knife each other to death.

"My mouth is full of jizz"

pussy cavity check, dummy.

It's a living.

This emotion is very mad that u yes (U) have taken his girlfreind from you.you come home to find youre beloveid teaddybear dead on the ground with a bullet in its heart u let ot quite a rage and threaten to get the icon back ......feel free to play out the story

Kill yourself.

You know, there's actually lots of star destroyer shaped clouds out there. A conspiracy? A new cloaking device?

I spotted this one cloud and as a trekkie, was awestruck by it's similarity to a star destroyer.

My friend didn't think it looked like Pacman at all, but some kind of fish. Obviously he doesn't know what a fish looks like. HINT: NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL.

This one time I caught a cloud that looked a little bit like a knife stuck into a pineapple.

I saw a cloud shaped like a judge's gavel.

I wish someone would make a movie with someone saying "This thread is made by a faggot" somewhere in the plot.

At 10/31/10 07:44 AM, Whirlguy wrote: I remember this one toon where some brute guy continuesly grabs a baby/fetus and smashes it with a giant mallet. It was on loop. Probably the sickest thing I ever watched on here.

I think Whirlyguy was talking about this one.

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  Baby Basher: Evil by MakoSucks

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Personally it's hard for me to think of a flash that'd still be shocking. I think I was a bit shocked back in the day when seeing Milkman or Mr. Happy Face or something, but I don't know if kids these days would be shocked at all by them.

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  Milkman by Doki

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Now when I look at it, Mr. Happy Face is boring as cunt.

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  Mr. Happy Face by MrHappyFace

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rape her

NO NO NO NO!

yes

I love shorts so much that I can't take them off.

They're stuck.

Because i love them so much.

At 10/24/10 01:20 PM, Twilight wrote: Tongue fuck Brad Pitt

Or have dreams about it.

It's here!

At 10/21/10 05:34 PM, GoldenT00ns wrote:

At 10/21/10 05:31 PM, Catoblepas wrote:

At 10/21/10 05:29 PM, GoldenT00ns wrote:

At 10/21/10 05:28 PM, Catoblepas wrote: That's odd... 'cos usually sponges have dicks.

He seems to have all other human characteristics.

No he doesn't. But apparently the penis was the only one that came in your mind FOR SOME REASON

- Eyes
- Nose
- Mouth
- Arms
- Legs
- Feet
- Toes
- Hands
- Fingers
- Cheeks
- Eyelashes
- Teeth

and more.

No. Those are the only things. I think humans have a bit more. Like a head for starters.

At 10/21/10 05:29 PM, GoldenT00ns wrote:

At 10/21/10 05:28 PM, Catoblepas wrote: That's odd... 'cos usually sponges have dicks.

He seems to have all other human characteristics.

No he doesn't. But apparently the penis was the only one that came in your mind FOR SOME REASON

That's odd... 'cos usually sponges have dicks.

I find it funny that even tho Newgrounds is full of animations of people getting killed, some sensitive cockmouths always complain whenever I make a flash where children and women die. Is it because it's A OK to kill a dude, but A NO NO to kill anything else. Like a puppy or sth idk my bff Jill?

What does he say in ze last panel?

At 10/21/10 03:23 PM, BrainlessDan wrote:

It is 3 in the afternoon in philly.

fuck you. it's a perfect time to be drunk

shit

YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YOYO! I totally missed the first 500 pages 'cos I was in the woods, man.

Here's a funny.

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  Magic Man from the Moon by aircanada

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Finland's Black Sausage.

Juice is an azn and Jin is a nígger. They've both been banished from the holy mountain because they were plotting against whitey.

He was a bum.

Nobody gave a shit back when it was announced the first time. Then when some politicians started wanting to have some attention because of some shitty elections or something, they started shouting bollocks about shit that'd get stupid, easily manipulable people behind them andd....

...now stupid, manipulable people are angry about shit that won't affect them in any way. Fuck people.