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At 6/14/12 10:04 PM, Pahgawk wrote:

At 6/14/12 09:14 PM, BPremo wrote:

At 6/14/12 07:09 PM, McBinkles wrote:

At 6/14/12 04:50 AM, BPremo wrote: Is the act of vomiting too profane?

Well, your last movie had a guy's whole face getting collapsed by an elephant thingy.

haha, my question looks rather silly now.

Better safe than sorry though, right?

Yeah. I was just about to animate this white chick getting raped by this black dude with a huge dick, but then I realized it's probably too offensive and stereotypical, so I made it a normal sized dick instead.

Well I guess he was quite smart, but It's quite stressful to wage a world war. Those sleepless nights are going to take their toll. Winston Churchill was an alcoholic. Hitler became a methamphetamine addict. He was too doped up to make any good decisions in the end.

arent we cute?

You'll end up like this.

I hope that if people get dropped out of the contest after this point, they won't get all test-y.

Bad news: My laptop is fucking with me. Do I need to get a new one? Just for THIS?

Why would anybody ever give a shit about israel?

At 5/21/12 01:43 PM, Monsieur-Monsieur wrote: I wonder how many hatemails do you get when you've made "Fucking Kids".

Ho boy. If only someday I'd get the strength to try and count all the death/arrest/beat-up threats of that one. Also it was the quickest flash I've ever seen to be removed from the front page. Under 2 hours. :D

I'd like to propose a bonus point category to the judging: 'How much hatemail you get from your entry'

Because I still get it from my 1st entry. Daily. I don't know what I'm doing right, but reading hatemail is one of the funnest ways to start your morning. :P

They need everybody's help.

The first Carmageddons were ultrafun, and according to the developers, the first Carmageddon "revolutionized the body damage mechanics and shit on car games" and stuff. The best part of the series is the idntknw.

At 5/18/12 11:07 AM, Gagsy wrote: Or. Or, we could instead find a song that combos with a pedo joke.

OINGO BOINGO

Who do you think will win it? I bet it's going to be the Russians because they have this man as their couch.

C'mon guys! In the last round I was watching the same "guy finds a remote control/diamond/sword and teleports somewhere" -flash over and over again. Am I going to be watching the same "people are awkward because there's an actual elephant in the same room with them" -flick this time?

I'd go find me and rape myself. If not possible, then close relatives.

At 5/15/12 02:55 AM, NickPlagman wrote: The only explanation I can muster is that Machinima doesn't want such high quality content from an outsider.

Sarcasm? That was so boring I recommended it to my overwight granpa because watching paint dry was too exciting for him and he kept getting heart-attacks. The near nonexistant animation and dull dialogue didn't help either.

At 5/14/12 02:51 PM, francisyfl wrote:

At 5/14/12 02:35 PM, Monsieur-Monsieur wrote:

CatFat vs. francisyfl I think it's gonna be CatFat, yeah sorry francisyfl but his art n skill are awesome. Good luck anyway.

awww, but ... but , its ok hahahah even my gf said that to me when i told her

C'mon francisyfl, Don't let these people make you give up. CatFat's bound to start something way too ambitious for the time frame and get drunk again. Animate a big "fuck you" to all the H8rs.

not that I wouldn't start something too complicated and get drunk again.

At 5/13/12 02:43 AM, ngman7 wrote: No- I meant I hope the man ACCEPTED JESUS before he passed on. If he didn't it's too late.

Being Saved means being Born-Again. Accepting Christ as one's Personal Savior.

He wasn't a christian faggot like you say, but a buddhist cocksucker instead. And a born jew.

At 5/13/12 02:21 AM, ngman7 wrote: I hope the man was Saved.

No he wasn't. He died, remember? That's the whole topic of the thread. The thread that you started. How short can an attention span be anyways?

At 5/11/12 12:22 AM, BananasFoster wrote: Here is my entry for the open round:

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/fa2c94c679bb41696d3cbb3a 5754daf3

It is terribly unfinished as I bit off much more than I could chew. I plan on finishing this very soon, but for now, it will have to do in its current state.

Laughed. GJ

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At 5/9/12 02:55 AM, Davidson13 wrote: Describe the girl of your dreams.

Here's a quick template if you don't know where to start.

>Physical attributes

Amputated and pregnant

>Nationality and ethnicity

Aboriginal inuit

>Language(s) spoken

mute

>Religion and politics

Fanatic muslim (plus points for membership of Al-Quaida)

>Drink and drugs policy

Heroine addict

>Sexual kinks

Likes to be amputated

>Dress sense and body type

No clothes and fat

>Studies and skills

uneducated and cooking skills

>Interests and hobbies
>Taste in movies

Only likes emohomo porn.

Cuntfucks! I had the perfect idea of lightspeed fapping figured out. But then: "Excess nudity, profanity, and other things of profane nature are not allowed."

And this competition has Newgrounds in its name? What happened man?

Our fellow NGer, Noggers here makes http://ultimatepwnage.com/?id=14.

Also, threewordphrase.

Creators! Get creative!

That fuck!

I'm almost most certainly sure you're talking about the one by the late ZekeySpaceyLizard (RIP 2008-2009) :'(

But he has so much ssshit in there that it's impossible to find GO AHEAD and try.

No. He's fucking ugly. Shouting racism at everything makes you a racist.

I notice a difference between the redesign and the olddesign.

Darnell&PicoINLUUUUV by Woodensneakers

You're a nation of cocksucking faggots