At 10/25/09 12:11 AM, OfficeMan wrote:

At 10/25/09 12:09 AM, cgizzle wrote: The girl getting dragged out of bed doesn't happen at the very end fuck head.

You still spoiled some of the movie dumb ass. How would you feel if i spoiled a part of a movie you
wanted to see real badly? Now i won't be shocked during the part.

Harry Potter kills Dumblebore in the last movie.

And if you don't like Harry Potter or have already read the last book. Then my plan fails...Hard.

Back to topic:

Yeah, I saw the movie and it failed to make me even jump a little.

And it's pretty easy to make me jump, maybe not scare me but I jump alot in movies.

Heey it's FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

And I'm going to stop doing this retarded show!

It shall unfortunally only be a dream.

But yeah, he is getting too much attention. Hell, he was on TV!

Funnily enough, I was literally the tallest in my family at the age of 12. Yeah...6"7 now. But I was like 5 foot at that time.

So basically: I'm tall as fuck and my whole family is small. (Everyone besides me is 4"7-5"5. I'm starting to wonder if I was adopted...But I look alot like my dad and my brothers so probally not. Maybe some kind of exposure to radiation as a baby that enhanced my growth.)

At 10/24/09 11:21 PM, CashClock wrote: Unfortunally, so such person exists because Humanity is fucked up.

*no such.

Before the Grammer-Nazi's start flaming me till I'm nothing but ash.

Simple: Someone who never (and I mean NEVER, I mean like a TOTAL 100% Saint.) thinks of himself but thinks of everyone else. Also he does alot for other people even if it causes harm to himself in the process.

Unfortunally, so such person exists because Humanity is fucked up.

At 10/24/09 11:54 AM, SilverBaller wrote: any normal human being would start eating...
BECAUSE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FREEZER WILL ROT WITHIN OURS, OW GOD!

Oh dear lord...THE BEER!!!

The only reasons you'd drop out of highschool:

Reason 1: Your stupid as fuck. (You can get help for this too, so it's not really an excuse. You'll be better off just going through with it and trying your best, you may just make it by the minimum to be Graduated.)

Reason 2: Personal problems in your life are currently affecting you horribly and you can't cope with the problems and school at the same time.(Probally better to get help though for something like that, at least you'll get that diploma that way.)

Reason 3: Your an Underachiever.

Reason 4: Your lazy.

Reason 5: School stress you out too much.

Reason 6: Your thinking of going down the path of a criminal. (Drug dealing, joining a gang, etc.)

Reason 7: Your getting bullied at school and your scared to go anymore, because they've threatened something extremely serious. (This reason is a stupid reason, but understandable, although the wiser choice would be to report the situation to the authorities or someone that can help.)

Those are the only reasons I can think of, and if your reason is 1, 2 or 7 then you should get help for those problems. But the other reasons mean you don't deserve to even live in a country with a decent education rate and your stupid as fuck, and don't appreciate what your being given.

At 10/23/09 11:47 PM, the-balance wrote: there are tons of easter eggs in this game :] one obvious one is TRUE GRIME garbage company, which makes fun of the game TRUE CRIME which is kind of a rip off of GTA. In one of Catalina's racing mission, the guy from GTA 3 is there :D

there are also tons of funny advertisements/store and product names.

How is True Crime related to GTA? Besides the fact you have guns and drive cars...There really isn't anything else. Hand-To-Hand fighting is COMPLETELY different, the fact that you play as a cop not a criminal and the Good Cop/Bad Cop system.

At 10/23/09 01:55 AM, FurryDemon wrote: Commander Shephard was always pretty cool...sort of like Master Chief but with an actual personality and not a helmet over his face....

You beat me to it, you bitch. Plus he can be PRETTY intimidating at times, especially if he's a Renegade.

At 10/23/09 12:17 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: How to simulate death:

Get to a dark room, make sure there is no noise.

Turn on the TV.

Sit 3 inches away from it.

Turn off the TV, make sure you're in complete silence and dark.

Close your eyes.

Congrats, you're now dead.

Huh, how does that work?

And why do I have a feeling I shouldn't try and do it.

October 23, 2009

Dear Fellow Pawns;

Since November 1st, 1993 I have lived a lie that I can no longer go on with. I have started each of the last 5834 days by convincing myself that McDonald's would bring back the Double ZestaBurger--if only for a limited time and at only select locations. It was the only way I could get myself out of bed and through the day.

Alas, I can no longer lie to myself about my future. I now accept that it is bleak. I do not control my destiny, nor my happiness. Like all of you, I am just a pawn in McDonald's global marketing plan. The same company that has returned the McRib 579 limited times in the last 15 years has never given my well-being a second thought.

Well, congratulations, you win. McDonald's 1, Jack McGowan 0. You have killed my will, spirit and soul; now my body will follow.

Luckily, I will be going to a better place. A place where my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of fry cooks in cheap suits. While my body will be buried in the same ground where Ray Kroc's is surely spinning; my soul will be with his in heaven. Not here in purgatory controlled by the whims of MBA's from Hamburger U.

Together Ray and I will forever feast on that delicious ambrosia, the Double Zesta Burger.

Sincerely,

Jack McGowan

P.S. I superglued all my orifices shut so you coroner pricks can't steal my fillings or sex up my corpse.

Funnily enough...Peter doesn't actualy lie, he just doesn't keep his mouth SHUT about his ideas for the game.

He doesn't realize that those Idea's will cost too much, so he decides to scrap alot from the game when he realizes the budget's running out.

Basically: He tells you his ideas for the game, which most developers usually keep to themselves unless they KNOW it's going to be in there. Peter just says what's on his mind, he doesn't lie or make false promises.

Anyway, I didn't really listen to the hype of Fable 2, I just bought it and thought it was great. Hell, I'd give a 8/10 and I'm definatly buying Fable 3...And 4 and 5 when they come out.

Maths was always my worst subject...

So many fucking numbers, oddly though, I seemed to be a genius when it came to spelling. I could actually spell every word in the dictionary at the age of 6. (I'm not kidding...It just came natural to me.)

To answer all questions the meaning of "hardcore gamer" simply means a Gamer that spend most of his free time playing Video games. A "casual" gamer is a gamer that only spends a small percent oof his free time playing video games.

At 10/22/09 01:15 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 10/22/09 01:14 AM, Cybersief wrote: If you watch any documentaries or anything you'll understand why there aren't any aliens existing.

By "not existing" you meant "we have yet to contact them," right?

This I second, the Universe is WAY too big for just one sentient species. But I highly doubt they remain within our System, maybe a nearby system but definatly not Solar.

Although I'm not saying that the theories of Aliens on the darkside of the moon aren't real, but I doubt it. And I do think there was a Civilization on Mars at one point millions and millions of years ago.

I doubt you will, but it'll be funny nonetheless.

At 10/16/09 07:13 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: You may not get it from the past nine games or so, but a GTA games always takes place in an American city.

I don't even know why I bothered posting this.

There were two that took place in London, and they were pretty good. (GTA: London 1969 and GTA: London 1961.)

Anyway, if they revert back to the classic feel of the games which even though they went 3d they still had it until they made GTA IV.

I just feel disapointed from GTA IV, all the previous game were awesome. And I've been getting the games since the first one and still enjoyed the later ones before anyone say's I'm blinded by Nostalgia.

At least you fell in love with an actual person.

I fell in love with a fictional character. It's possible you could actually be with her.

Fucking Liara from Mass Effect...if only she was real...

I drink coffee and I'm not american. Doe's that make gay?

I'm also fat and stupid.

Hmm...Sounds familiar.

At 10/17/09 10:20 PM, Jon4life wrote: I don't believe so because I have felt ass, boobs, etc.

This is I second and at the young age of 17(15 at the time...Even worse.)...I'm not sure to be either be proud of or be ashamed of that.

But before that, no...I didn't I just stuck to plain ol' masturbating.

A gun to kill you all.

This is my big chance to kill the community of Newgrounds and then conquer it.

At 10/17/09 05:15 PM, therealanimator wrote:

At 10/17/09 04:21 PM, STEM wrote: The baby wasn't even in the stroller, it was hiding in an attic somewhere

stem this isnt somethin to joke about the baby could have been killed.

Get a sense of humour, seriously. It didn't die so why not make jokes? It helps lower the sadness.(Even though it's still funny to make jokes anyway, regardless of whether it lived or died.)

Hell, I won't the priest doing my Funeral to motherfucking crack as many jokes about the way I died as possible so my family and friends aren't as sad.

Hmm...A race that consists of the males having 0.1 inch Penises isn't very evolved to me.

My underwear is stained for life.

Not really my kind of style of dark humour.

I like laughing at just plain horrible things (Like some kids dies horribly, I'll usually laugh hard if someone or myself makes a joke about it.) but it's not like laughing at Horrible Deaths, People's failures etc. It's just laughing at Twisted humour that just weird's you out at times.

For some reason, in my area at this time of year it usually rains like fuck(Liverpool, England. incase your wondering.) but it hasn't rained for ages instead it's just fucking hot or just plain ordinary weather.

My little brother is alive.

On my first game, I usually pick something like a Heroic Knight/Paladin/Warrior then on the second I usually be an Evil Assassin/Thief/Rogue or an Evil Mage.

But if it's a Modern-set rpg or future set rpg.(Like Mass Effect or Fallout) I usually go for a Soldier/Gunner type character.

At 10/10/09 11:22 AM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 10/10/09 09:53 AM, Liteice wrote: Newgrounds, what are the best ways to IRL troll?

Watch out for CTS before you try anything.

I fucking lol'd so hard.