At 9/29/08 12:28 AM, Ragenaric wrote: Mine = Spongebob... before they fucked it up with new episodes

No way! Spongebob is still awesome, including the new stuff. Hell, it's nice to see some new episodes instead of repeats over and over.

Yea, it was a good comedy special.

I told my husband Chris Rock talks like a teacher or a televangelist. He likes to repeat himself multiple times to drill home his lesson. haha

"It's not the word. It's the context."

Seriously, how many "Girls on Newgrounds" threads do we need? Search bar, kthnx.

Your mom's.

That's a woman. You cn tell by the facial features.

Locked for utter pointless immaturity.

BTW, I only unlocked this because Alastor posted in it. You should thank him by tickling his balls with your tongue.

Yea, girls on Newgrounds is about as unheard of as topics about girls on Newgrounds.

The Darktower Series by Stephen King rocks IMO. "A Clockwork Orange" and "American Psycho" are nice too.

You should have learned from your addicted friends. That shit is like crack. You never should have tried it.

Welcome to the wagon.

All David Lynch movies are weird.

Sk8erGirl14 here, seems like I've been locked out of my account as well.

At 9/16/08 09:09 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: Oh Carm. You're awesome and I will gladly sex you up any day of the week. Except on Tuesdays, good madam. On Tuesdays I will sex you up twice.

Two for Tuesdays. w00t!

By the way, that photo is old. My beard has grown much longer since that photo was taken. ;)

Sounds like tickly fun!

My vote is always the same. Captain-Jack = Hottest Hotness ever.

Jade is pretty seXXorifc too.

I'm not big on mimes, but I totally dig those people who put on that uber thick makeup and pose like statues. You don't know those fuckers are really humans unless they move. It's totally awesome.

Warrant? OMG ROFL

This belongs in Politics, but before you post there do a search. There's probablly been a thread like this already.

It's large because it's a bumble bee. Bumble bee's are larger than an average honey bee.

This has been done before in various ways.

<------ Mary

I actually went by this for a long time here, but people who knew me as Carmilla peer pressured me into changing it back. I still accidentally sign bans as Mary from time to time.

Ozcar also had a son recently.

Yes, I have a 3-year-old daughter. She's crazy.

At 9/10/08 09:34 PM, Malachy wrote: he like gooooollllld

Oh holy shit. I haven't seen that movie in foreverz.

"Faja" is still dumb though. lolol

Faja? Is that pothead speak for "dad"?

They would pay forum mods $30 an hour including times when they are not actively browsing the forum. They would also offer free medical and dental benefits.

That'd be sweet.

How crazy funny insane would it be if someone tried to attack that cop? Like, attempted to cut his hand off to get the recipe and the cop had to shoot the attacker. An innocent victim gets caught in the crossfire. Bloodshed over the secret recipe! Lives lost!

Now THAT would be interesting.

Not all babies cry all the time. That's like saying all teenagers whine like pussies all the time. Case in point - you.

At 9/9/08 08:58 AM, AwesomeRific wrote: Nuh-uh.

So you DON'T give great oral sex? I guess she's biased then.

At 9/9/08 08:54 AM, AwesomeRific wrote: My mom says I'm popular.

She also says you give great oral sex.

I'm always so excited to help out someone when they address me as "hey fucker".

Oh wait, no I'm not.